What did they mean by this?
WOW I didn't realize The Guardian liked perpetuating sexist archetypes
Damn, how short are these handsome women?
>>130658879Must be a fascinating life as a jewish musician, where major publications write endless articles about you even if no one has ever heard your music
>>130659356They opened for Taylor lil bro
>>130658879prolly "be hypnotized by my nipples" or some shit
>>130659408not beating the industry plant allegations
I went and listened to a few of their songs on youtube because I have never heard of them. This is considered rock music?
>>130658879SON
>>130658879Typical yiddish rip off of the Breeders circa 1993 Cannonball look
>>130658879Honestly, good for them for making it this far in the entertainment biz when all three are woofers.
incel screeching thread
>>130658879most rock stars can probably find a prettier girl to get a blowjob from
>>130659615>incel screeching thread
>>130659683>>incel screeching thread
>>130659408Most American states have a law that says at least one jewish band has to be on the billing otherwise the fire marshall will shut the show down
>>130659671>rock starsIt’s 2026
they need to stop bring out that rat-faced one. very disgusting
>>130659408The Haim Bitches did lots of things for Taylor!
>>130658879Has anyone else ever felt like each Haim member looks off in some way? Each of them has something wrong in their portrait. I'm not sure why.
>>130659615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OO8VNLrUAMblow them
>>130658879https://youtu.be/FkLaawsuAzkI liked this one, everything else by them I've tried does zero for me.>toe to toe with any male rock bandnowadays? who do they even have to compete with?
>>130660291normalfag women larping as nerds is hypercringe
>>130658879Why do they make foids say this for publicity then they dont deliver.Bands where there is 1 front woman and there is 4 other moids are peak but all foids it often ends up being a band that struggles. The skill level aint that high to make good compositions.If a woman is skilled is because she had a male teacher and she wasnt arrogant and listened. This bitches be baiting. I aint falling for it.I know that hayley is a huge feminist but i aint falling for this provocation from Haim now imma not even give them a shot, words words words, speak with your instruments or shut up.
>>130658879>BACK OFF ILL MAKE YOU CUM>HEAD IS STRONG ILL SUCK OFF ANYONE
>>130661017I know without listening to them that they're not worth my time because they're an obvious industry plant and going for the feminist girlboss angle in the media
>>130661044yup. If they have to open up with a provocation it means that they probably aint worth a shit they are selling on image not substance.>listen to us or ur a chud>listen to us we mog all other male bands (obiviously not true)Sometimes I wonder if they say this or its feminist article writers and if its the latter they should be sued by the band because this is extreme bad rep if they just said we are a all-female band experimenting looking to make it I might have given them a shot to see if they got the sauce. Now they aint getting any moment of my attention. I could have given them views, money, bought a concert ticket, bought discography, whatever. Now they aint getting shit just because whoever wrote that article ruined their rep, good luck surviving in a market that is like 90% males that appreciate at least some showcase of instrumental skill (Rock). It's over. They gonna end up disbanding in 4 years. I'm out.
>>130661075I'm sure the band is complicit with it, and they were probably hoping to market it to women and maybe gays (the typical readers of the guardian). the thing the music industry and hollywood keeps failing to understand though, is that even the most absolutely brainwashed tumblr retards aren't going to spend any real time on something unless A. they actually enjoy it, or B. their friends are doing it. they keep trying to sell shit based on feminism or diversity or whatever and no one's buying it, because no one actually gives a shit, they only pretend to outwardly for social credit, they're not going to spend any of their actual free time or money on it.
>>130661139women and gays are into pop not distorted rock instruments look at the statisticsthe most gay/female genre: pop, the most heterosexual male genre: metal what is rock more similar to? Metal.what is pop more similar to? EDM / Techno.If they were DJs maybe this bullshit publicity works, maybe. I doubt it. the band's manager fucked up big time telling them to do this. Colossal retarded move.
you just know
>>130661235jewbros how do we compete?
>>130661251pas possible
>>130661251israel hates this btw a fuck ton
>>130658879
>>130661266they need to stop being hateful and learn that love is love and diversity is strength
>>130659408she is so big, she needs 3 mossad handlers
>>130659408>Taylor lil broNever heard of him
>>130658879they're not wrong
>>130662483pshhh hahahah
Still life Dua Lipa on the left
>>130660985God that was garbage. And yes the bass woman making faces like she just played some insane line is cringe
>>130661017Die Spitz is the rare all female band that is worth something
>>130663080I like it, sounds like a later fleetwood mac song or something. Her bass face is super put on for sure
>>130660142>rock stars>It’s 2026>>130660985>nowadays? who do they even have to compete with?This is the rock uncs spammer right?
>>130659408They only have 3 million monthly Spotify listeners.That's 20 million less than Skrillex.
>Jewish girl bandHAHAHAHA yeah let me get right on that
>>130663248naw that's not me
>>130658879They look like somebody tried to clone Barbara Streisand in a lab, but it didn't work and these are the 3 viable clones that didn't die so they put them in a band.
>>130663404If they all looked like Susanna Hoffs people would probably be ok with it, but they look like Sarah Silverman instead.
>>130663531Sarah Silverman mogs them all. That's how low the bar is.
>>130663454they look like they would put their hands together and combine to become Barbara Steisand
>>130663572this, dont besmirch Sarah by saying she looks like these dysgenic jewish nepo goblins
we all know what that means
@130659757Forgot your namefag, faggot
>>130663658>>130663727Goddamn this is embarrassing. Do they really think they are hot?
>>130664092it's not mere belief, but understanding
i cant even remember what any of their songs sound like
>>130658879whats up with J*ws and those weird facial structures, something is always off somehow.
>>130664092oh no the resident incel doesn't think a woman is hot! stop the presses!
>>130664280Inbreeding
>>130659408>>130660291
>>130664319genetic bottlenecking
>>130663658>>130663727>>130664115ew, gross>>130664092I don't think it's meant in that way, it's more of a "look at how free and off-the-wall we totally are lulz", like the Red Hot Chili Peppers were doing in the late 80s early 90s, it's meant to be fun and show empowerment but comes off as gross (like RHCP)
>>130664115Ugly women being lewd to distract you from their features: the never ending story
the two look fairly alike but distinct from the other. I wonder which look(s) more like their mother and/or (great-)grandmother and which their father and/or (great-)grandfather.
>>130664419>>130664406
>>130659408Who is this elusive Taylor lil bro?
>>130658879Their music is wretched and they dont have a single song anyone remembers or cares about
>>130663658>>130658879Wait they're like a real band now? First nepo acting and now nepo band? I feel so sorry for anyone trying to be an actor or musician organically in today's nepo world.
They’d be working at Taco Mac if they weren’t Jewish
