Heavy metal maniac editionOld: >>130651583 FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130669498Quick draw McGraw over here!
Laying in bed listening to classic melodeath \m/
>>130669493metal?
>>130669513where's ur benis?
https://voca.ro/1dtg46eDEAPy
>>130669512a new thread is the most exciting part of her day. she never misses
I'll listen to Taylor instead of this Gen Z whore, thanks.
>>130669513Is that your cuck cage in the left corner lad?
https://voca.ro/16mEFajksW9o
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>>130669577don't talk shit about Hello Kitty
>>130669593https://voca.ro/14TtmwxBdXu2
>>130669532You sound mindbroken, dominated and obsessed
>>130669613kek trueTay Tay has a yuuuuuge body count
>>130669636https://voca.ro/17DMEaMmsjxX
What if instead of metal being influenced by Medieval/fantasy stuff it was all Elizabethan?
Who gave the mentally deficient person a microphone
>>130669655Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler
>>130669593https://voca.ro/1mTjeiObKUZQ
>>130669660Ozzy was a genius
https://voca.ro/1017wz9otKkI
>>130669669https://voca.ro/1nbhpohbva4d
>>130669667Ozzy was great at coming up with vocal melodies and at being a drunken wifebeater and not much else.
>>130669680Try typing next time, I get that it might be difficult for someone of your education level though
>>130669680Imperial Triumphant are the kids of elite bankers and yeah they suck dick
https://youtu.be/uBMsMxw9Aeo?is=muaBR7H5_-7kNE-Y
https://voca.ro/19swMA1DWLmn
I can't stand that vocaroo fag's lispy voice
>>130669703https://voca.ro/17pVyefgzR59
Imagine not typing 80 words a minute with zero errors
>>130669705https://voca.ro/12kFY8hpuBYq
>>130669747There's this thing called proofreading, pretty high IQ concept
I'm not interrupting what I'm listening to to listen to you dude.
>>130669715Reminder.
>>130669755You need to get some self-awareness
>>130669767https://youtu.be/kaSyTqWknjs?is=n7xkgwzFwaLzpN4a
Has Fagtano reviewed any metal albums that aren't pitchforkcore
https://voca.ro/145FmQtMXnYI
>>130669781https://youtu.be/qwhoHT727TA?is=f69yo-wPSf61r_Eo
>>130669773https://voca.ro/1dkmHG0OlX8l
https://voca.ro/12jpM5Rdu6qp
>>130669493Unpopular opinion/odd take: Plaguewielder-Hate Them-Sardonic Wrath is basically a second unholy trilogy and one of the strongest three-album streak in all of '00s black metal. They're consistent, memorable, and well crafted. Instead of the pagan, foresty vibes of the first trilogy it is an excellent case of cynical, wordly, urban bm. Satan is there, too, obvs. They had nothing to prove at that point and weren't as preoccupied with setting the precedent for second wave in general, so you can tell they're more relaxed in how they write riffs and handle influences. Also they're abysmally despondent, which is great in this business. You can tell Fenriz was really fucking depressed around this time.
https://voca.ro/17XRA9mjm4Vf
>>130669838>2000sThis is all 3rd-wave.
what the fuck is this thread? Where's the BLASTING???????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5A6jWU-CkII wanna thank the OP that made an edition with this album's cover a few days back. I had forgotten how insanely hard this goes. I wish I had remembered back when I was suggesting essential industrial black metalWHAT'RE Y'ALL BLASTIN'
>>130669860why are you spamming these off-topic posts?
>>130669878>hey bro let me point out a random bit of the post you made but as if something important about its meaning hinged on it....yes, that's third wave. Very good, anon. .....And?
>>1306698782000s is 4th wave, 3rd wave starts in 1993.
>>130669889https://voca.ro/1j6vtUvBhlf4
>>130669889He's jealous of the based metal podcast
>>130669654Shakespearean and such? That could be a number of things, mostly power metal circa '85-'95. There are some proggy metal bands such as UneXpect, Arcturus and Vulture Industries that maybe could fill that niche I guessThere's also Victorian if you're into thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iL8BSbtRlA
>>130669883Nice chunk of black metal.
>>130669907Absolutely bonkers reply. Stop that and get some sleep.
https://voca.ro/18AVsHModiPi
"nice" and "black metal" don't belong in the same sentence
>>130669953>don't have the time to listen to podcasts>do have the time to record and upload schizo rants
>>130669958Emperor is nice black metal.
>>130669967Metalheads aren't known for their intelligence
>>130669838>BLAAAAACK METAL IS THE DEVIL'S FUEL>RAAAAM PAINTED ABATTOIRS>HAIL THE NEW BORN KING>AND JOIN THE FUCKING DEAAAAAAAAD
>>130669972cool band*
https://voca.ro/16XyL8aum2tx
>>130669958I like black metal nice and loud
>>130669994>3:26
>>130669967https://voca.ro/16UFJlCc9FUm
>>130670007https://voca.ro/13rF9CCOBGeM
https://voca.ro/1equoThG3DKd
>>130669493https://youtu.be/BI70yYeqk3I?is=VSX6eLVOtbaQlehe
>>130670058not metal
LISTENING AT RESPECTFUL AND MINDFUL VOLUME>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dwlaM9sEw0
>off-topic OP image>vocraroo spam>no blasting postdayum
>>130670073a.k.a. loud
>>130670078>no blasting postopen your eyes, you bastard>>130669883
>>130670082just turned it down two steps.
>>130670078Just because you aren't listening to all the vocaroos doesn't mean they're spam.
ATOMIC COMIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG
what was that one dadrock album where its cover shows the band riding their own dicks as a rocket shooting loads in space
>>130670093True. Still spam.
who actually clicks on this nigger's vocaroos?
>>13066988310/10 shame it's only like 25 mins long>>130670112a) other niggersb) whoever is posting them, pretending to be someone else
Vocaroo anon ia definitely one of the 1 in 10 straight identified men who's had sex with another man
Varg won.
>>130670127oh please who'd fuck him
>tfw I'm certified severely mentally retardedMetal for this feel?
>>130670127Pretty sure the number's higher in metal.
>>130670136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhQNOaT4zk8
>>130670132Does this image evoke "winning" to you? Look how out of it he is.
>>130670132a one-way ticket to France to meet his Algerian lover>>130670136Mentors
>>130670142Still a winner over pic related.
>>130670142to think it was nowhere near his lowest point yet (becoming Hidden Louie)
>>130670157low bar
>>130670127He's the bad boy of metal, I'm so in love with him
>>130670134You'd be surprised
thanks for the money dummy
>>130670165Disingenuous post
>>130670165Do you think she's into metal boys?
More like Wintersauna
>>130670200No she's a fag hag but i like her
I'm into metal boys
I'm into metal, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2p31tkTho
>>130670235Are you cute
WHOHAS WON?
>>130670253I'm a bear and a top
>>130670255(who, who, who)
>>130670136Anything from Florida.
>>130670287oooh good one actually
>>130670260This is me
>>130670300but I had lasek a few years ago fwi
Who is the vocaroo tard? It's funny, he sounds exactly the way I'd expect a /metal/dweeb to sound.
>>130670307I like femboy and twink sorry we don't match
>>130670232booba wooba
>>130670317He's rumored to work in porn in California, guess he has a huge dick they said *sigh*
>>130670325Is this Timberly
SOME SAY SHE'S NAIVE SHE'S A STUPID BITCH
I CELEBRATE A FAGGOT'S DEATH
>>130670333I saw him fucking >>130670325in a video chode + visible track marks on his arms
Had a dream some twink bought me a Scream Bloody Gore T-shirt for my birthday and then I rawdogged him on the family couch after the party
>>130670333He does sound like whiny, degenerate kike, so perhaps he's a producer.
>Spanish bilingual applicants are encouraged to apply!fuck this country, I'll never be employablemetal for this feel?
>>130670404
>>130670404War Metal seems appropriate, perhaps some Black Witchery.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aDi84wtK_DU&list=RDaDi84wtK_DU&start_radio=1&t=236s&pp=ygUOQmxhY2sgd2l0Y2hlcnmgBwHSBwkJPgsBhyohjO8%3DWhat you really need is some dystopian electro thohttps://galaxian.bandcamp.com/album/galaxian-pacifying-the-population-lib20
>>130669883
A lot of really terrible posts
>>130670404Listening to bad music isn't gonna help you learn Spanish my fren
>>130670165>>130670200imagine engaging in consensual coitus where you deposit a packet of DNA from your male appendage inside her tight slot
>>130670448How is this music related
>A lot of really terrible postsLol he literally never. fucking. leaves. ever.
>>130670453I would make her sing with my percussion stick
>>130670458No you wouldn't. Be quiet
>>130670456Terrible post
>>130670466It's pretty big tho. It makes meaty TWHACKS when I slap it against stuff
>>130670478Weird faggot
>>130670453How are you music related?
>>130669493
>>130670484
>>130670142somehow, yes
the dumbass hick in dilapidated shack on the corner is blasting Pantera again
>>130670598Go fight him
>>130670621what if he has retard strength
>PUSSY TIGHT>TONIGHT>PUSSY TI-EE-IGHT
>>130670598you're supposed to hate pantera a lot? wasn't it metal too?
I hate Pantera so goddamn much
>>130670638Aim for the head
>>130670621bad idea, anon will get thrashed Texas style
>>130670674ok, we hate them then
>>130670558Ok, I kneel.
>>130669883Heavier than your mom and grandma combined
>>130670763Can you not be a Nazi?I hate that nobody compose black metal like Naas Alcameth because what do you mean I have to keep listening to his projects to find what I want in black metal?Like Akhlys, there's something so compelling in his riffing style. it's rather repetitive, but never boring, and always so hypnotic. I suppose the inhumanly fast tremolo picking is the main driving force behind it. That, pairing with the dense layers of ambience, synth, and orchestra make this, and to the extension of Naas' other projects, create such a soundscape of hellish ululation. What I love about Naas' writing style is how everything he created sound like a wall of noise; every instrument blends into one another, and that's the beauty of it. Unlike other black metal records where you can tell the difference between guitars, bass, and strings.Well, would have been nice if this was made by someone decent, but such is life.
>>130669883>tfw faggots say there's no good meloblack/death
UP YOUR ASSRIGHT HERERIGHT NOW
>>130670772The fuck are you on about
>>130669493Old: >>130662193
>>130670812one of the worst melodic black metal albums i've ever heard. this shit is an overrated shitbag that is the epitome of tremoloslop.
>Slaughter - bloody karnage demo (1984)can't hear shit, chief
>>130670913this rip isn't half badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGfJB-zOYBE
>>130669958Darkenhöld is a black metal band from Nice, France.
Black Metal needs more field recordings
>>130671007they'd need to touch grass for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnq9wPDoDKg
Why did no one tell dave mustaine was so fuckable? I would fuck the shit out of his tight little bussy
Requesting the "im 18 and my taste is fucking superior" chart please
>>130671401Istg i would never pull out
That vocaroo guy is gay right?
Awful night of posting
>>130671702It’s over
BLASTING>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKacPfvX8WM
>he's still tweaking
AOTY
How normal is it to be a VIRGIN and a METALHEAD? I’ve heard lots of metalheads are lifelong virgins (excluding for the occasional hooker and slam pig)
I’m going to bet at least half this general is filled to the brim with based virgins.
Virgin pussy
What do you mean out of believe in God talk to him every day? What do you mean I don't support your system? I get to court when I have to. What do you mean I can't get to work on time? Got nothing better to do. What do you mean I don't pay my bills? What do you think I'm broke, huh? What do you mean I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings. What do you mean Iin't kind? Just not your kind. What do you mean I can't be president of the United States of America? Tell me something. Still we the people right.
>>130670905Embarrassing post lass.
>>130670913>>130670920just listen to surrender or die and call it a day
>>130669883My headphones broke down yesterday, so I'm having to BLAST this shit through my phone speakers on my shift break like a goddamn street-shitter, weak-ass shit, anyways, TOTAL SIMP DEATH
>>130671661he confirmed it in one of his vocaroos
>>130672618singer became a movie critic on state tv, dunno what he is up to these days though
>>130672680Damn, so that's why he's doin' the reddit hands in his metal archives pic kek, last time I ever saw him was on that "Live Clandestine" DVD that entombed did some odd-years ago, I managed to get a torrent of it back when it had just come out, shit was so gas, no clue if that was before or after he got that TV show thoughbeitunely
>>130672750yeah i guess so. i don't think most people in sweden know he was in a death metal band.there are a few others that had some strange crossovers.like that one shitty pop band Melody Club, had at least one guy from the grindcore band Birdflesh.
>>130672750that's a HUGE nose
>new Sleep >there is no Matt Pike What's the fucking point? https://youtu.be/KhwiNPsaPfA?is=wML0Q-izNSYK9cvx
Using AI to remove Al Cisneros' half-listenable vocals from the entire Sleep discography aside from Dopesmoker
Only Finnriffs are real
>>130673952grinding is for posers
I WANT TO GET AWAYI WANT TO FLY AWAY
>>130673912Actually reading the lyrics to this album, I must say their whole anti-religion thing is getting tiresome already. Not that I disagree, just it's kinda lame especially since they don't even invoke Satan or pagan gods like other bands so all that's left is just complaining.
>>130674123You’re on thin ice bucko
The result of a long cocaine, speed and meth binge. I should brush my teeth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMvnTAsIe-A
>>130674154shit imageshit opinionshit weeb subhuman being
>>130674318>>130653472
>>130674154>they don't even invoke Satan or pagan godsIf they're taking an anti-theist stance, invoking other fantasy/mythological beings would be contradictory. And those themes are very oversaturated as well>all that's left is just complainingI checked them out now, wdym? I see lyrics about schizophrenia, war battlefields, grave robbery etc. The usual nihilistic OSDM themes, unoriginal but serviceable
>>130674336based
>>130674527What does this pic have to do with metal
>>130674598meant for >>130669493
>>130674618She's doing the metal salute
>>130674669Got your metal salute right here buddy
>>130674691Have you seen the gas prices nowadays? What a joke
>>130674154that's all the Satan LARP'ing is too, just complaining about Christianityat least the Pagans, even if it's dishonest cause they don't believe in those beings either.. are at least promoting their indigenous culture, rejecting an invasive culture.Using "Satan" is just accepting the invasive culture and complaining about it using their own framework.
metal salute
I have a big night planned with lots of beers and BLASTS ahead but I'd appreciate not having to post in a simp thread. So if we can hurry it along and have a real /metal/ edition soon that'd be great.
>>130674819Alcohol is cringe Only diapershitters consume the liquid jew
>>130674698>>130674767Correct.
>>130674767LOL what a cringe edgelord who was probably molested by his uncle.
>>130674527>>130674732Basically my point is that satanic or pagan themes at least sound powerful and badass, fitting for metal. It's "PURGE THE FALSE GOD FROM THE LAND OF OUR FATHERS" or "IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER DESACRATE THE ANGELS" instead of whining "waah, religion is brainwashing, the church lies, people die in holy wars ;(((". Though I have to give credit to Dismember that at least they mention muslims too, not just christianity.
>>130674834Based. Only sober is metal! \m/
>>130674834Correct.
Fuck !!!!!!!!! No Pike no Sleep, shan't be listening to the new material or going to see them live.
>>130674901>projection
Bubba Dupree
>>130674946Massive downgrade in guitarists
>>130674949Varg admitted to it multiple times in that same book
>>130674955Painfully American name. Varg would scoff.
>>130675028*Louis
Spiritual Shepherd
>>130674902no, it really doesn't. The Satan shit is played out and just comes across as LARP'ing and also comes across as accepting the Christian system and just being contrarian about it.being Athiestic is at least honest.I'd say just being honestly atheist > LARPagan > Satanic LARP
>>130675112That's a man.
>>130674985I've read the book. Go back to your Talmud
>>130675225You can't even read
ok let's talk about the Talmud
>>130675238I can't read hebrew, but you can.
Let´s read hebrew
Wotan, walk with me
ULTRAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tASCQnT3sW8
...GAY
>>130669493I can no longer browse 98% of the internet using internet explorer. What is the next best browser to use? Also metal for this feel?
>>130675346Walk by yourself faggot
>>130674946yikes
LET'S FUCING GOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjiTzVyXRFE
>Mother took flight through the glass, ended up impaled on a sign>Intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of mileI don't think intestines are that long, ChrisI always liked Eaten Back to Life a lot. It's kinda like thrash, but not the weak shit.
>>130675112oof
>>130675534that's rock
>band's vocalist is a hot goth chick>now I have to listen I hate being a coomer so much.
>>130675972don't do it anon you still have a lot to live for
About to start a D&D session with the boys in a few hours. Gimme some good power metal,
About to start a S&M session with the boys in a few hours. Gimme some good power metal,
>>130676349who's the Honorary Aryan and certified baddie?
>>130676363My boyfriend. He's ftm
You all look like this don't you
>>130675410HEIL
>>130676387so no feminine penis?
>>130676504his clit is masculine and stronk
>>130676363
>>130675454Lmao
>>130676718wasn't funny
>ROCK GOD'S FINAL DAYS: INSIDE THE SAD END OF OZZY OSBOURNEBIRMINGHAM— The final days of hard-rock and reality TV legend Ozzy Osbourne were a far cry from the wild arena spectacles that made him famous. Friends say the aging star spent his last weeks hidden away in a crumbling mansion, battling failing health while surrounded by lawyers, doctors, and tech executives.>The most shocking twist? Sources claim Osbournewas repeatedly asked to record hours of speech samples for a controversial AI project designed to recreate his voice. Insiders say the sessions dragged on even as the rocker struggled to stay awake.>"It was eerie," said one source. "They talked about preserving his legacy, but it felt like they were building a digital ghost."To see that once proud man, just sitting there, barely awake, in his own urine"!>Once known for public urination and animal cruelty, Ozzy Osbourne reportedly spent his final days watching old concert footage and reminiscing about the glory years.>The AI project has ignited fierce debate among fans. Some see it as a tribute. Others call it a disturbing attempt to keep profiting from a legend after death.>Whatever the truth, one thing is certain: the man who once seemed larger than life left behind a mystery almost as loud as the music that made him famous.
>>130676790>To see that once proud man, just sitting there, barely awake, in his own urineJust an average day for the Oz'.
>>130676790This picture was actually taken months in advance as part of Sharon's financial agreement
>>130669883https://youtu.be/Zz9LEjQeGf0?is=ehwfXn4Kg17cWFJl
>>130677002peak entertainment
>>130669883https://youtu.be/8-7bK9z1XA4
>>130677075Not metal
Metal music has officially concluded. You cannot write a better song than this. It's over.https://files.catbox.moe/bwkp8v.mp3
>>130676790>corporations have legal personhood>ships can legal personhood>some rivers have legal personhoodmark my words, someday, AI (not shit like ChatGPT) will have personhood and Ozzy will be one of the first examples of his estate and legacy managed by a digital avatar with general artificial intelligence that extrapolates how Ozzy *cough Sharon *cough* would want his legacy perservedAI Cyber Ozzy will become a real meme
>>130677215I invented this
>>130677206>black "metal">zero riffs>retard vocalistDidn't even make it past the 1 minute mark. What a gay waste of time.
130677291Shalom
>>130677299Correct.
>>130677206Sounds like every modern album uploaded to Black Metal Promotion
Business idea: smol, but thicc, racist blonde haired, blue eyed girls in an NSBM bandthey'd be called Shortstack Supremacy
Hel Pyre
Setherial
>>130677460Women can't NSBM
>>130677769Great band. Everyone loves Nord but the next few albums are great as well.
>>130677775But they can NS
>>130677733>me looking into the microwave window at 3 AM
Arckanumchads we are so Back
God = DogThe Shit ov Dog
it clicked
https://youtu.be/IPbUjnrM_X4A warning about this song: it starts off fairly quiet, and then, 10 seconds in, a note or chord is played rather loudly on a synthesizer.
>>130677954No one's going to click on that
>>130677954>synthesizersnot metal
>>130677954We're all clicking and listening to this, great share!
>>130677797Sometimes
Tomorrow is Jute Gyte Day
>>130677996Ah yes, the day I still pay $0 to basketball americans
>>130677996this whole month is jute gyte day
Tomorrow is Serbian Friday
Don't love that!
Poop Shite is what we here like to call 'NAACPBM'
>>130678025wtf is that
>>130678061National Association for the Advancement of Colored People Black Metal, ya dingus
>>130678071I only care about my own people sorry. Sounds like a mess.
>>130669532Correct
Adam Kalmbach is a fraudster, I don't think he's donated anything.
>>130678071we Stan a non problematic king and we thank Hector for soliciting reparations from Mr. Kalmbach
Adam Kalmberg is a subversive who plays unriffs and antimusic to undermine the beauty and purity of the European riff
]-[ was funnier
>>130669618Oh the irony. Lmfao
How about the mexican soccer team
>>130678144How 'bout dem qt's
Soccer isn't a metal sport.
>>130678157Thank you God for making soccer
Povertyball is despised hereheem general https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tADNhooutMM
/metal/ is inherently /pw/
>>130678187Thank you for your autistic opinion, disagree however
High on an edible, crushing beers & blasting Wolves in the Throne Room \m/https://youtu.be/PBbnGRckC-4https://youtu.be/_jq-JKdEIKYGot some Witchfinder General queued up too \m/
>>130678238Ur a faggot
>>130678238>all about fake shit just for showmanship and an edgy image to make them look badasscorrect
STARING ONWARD WHILE TIME STANDS STILL
>>130678321Wrong, metal is TRVE.
>>130678340You're trve you fucking guy \m/
>>130678355>>130678355>>130678355
Real and on time.>>130678359>>130678359>>130678359
