Jeffrey Lee Pierce.
The thing about Gary Numan is, not only is he a pop star, right, he's got a pilot's license. Imagine that!
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>>130692141> starts a punk bandfails> starts Numair airlinesfails> imitates Duran Duranfails> imitates Trent Reznorfails> becomes a 70 year old incel trannysucceedsGlad he finally found his calling
>>130691113>>130693905Tubeway Army and The Pleasure Principle are great. Fuck you.
>>130691113first i thought it was alan vega and was about to get real pissed but even though i kind of like Numan it was unseemly how he let Bowie bully him like that
Mozart was the very first one
>>130692131Shut up. JLP was a weird freak but he was as cool as it gets. All his peers always revered and literally gushed about him.
>>130696789His own bandmates said they could kill him and sleep at night and Henry Rollins described him as "that guy who was good at doing his thing but keep him away from an oven or washing machine"He was a lolcow. Okay? He had records but he was a lolcow with records.
>>130696851Difficult people are naturals at rock & roll
>>130692250Kanye will never be a lolcow. In contrast, Drake is a Chris-chan tier lolcow.
>>130691113Is this what happened to the tokyo hotel guy
>>130698170Drake for sure>"NOOO IM NOT A PEDOPHILE ITS TOTALLY NORMAL FOR ADULTS TO TEXT TEENAGERS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS">"NOOO I COULD TOTALLY GO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS THAT I TOTALLY HAVE INSTEAD OF GAMBLING ON MY PHONE FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT, I CHOSE THIS"Really hoping he kills himself soon
>>130691113What's wrong with Gary Numan aside from the autism?
>>130698506People accuse him of apping who he influenced to regain fame, like Manson and Reznor but I think people just generally hate spergs in general. Maybe if Oliver Tree got in his craft instead of him letting a random Brazilian nobody fly him somewhere Tree would still be alive.
>>130698215Sorry Oliviafag, better luck next year!
>>130698668> *wears fake tattoo sleeves in ur path*
bono vox
>>130703168Not an argument. Has 0% to do with skill.
>>130691113Grimes
>>130706071t. Gary 'DAMAGED' Numan
>>130703168Thats unironically based. Imagine goybranding yourself when you can just wear some fake tattoo sleeves if you want to feel edgy
>>130703168Lol at the obvious 80s wig
>>130693905All of his daughters are fucking sexy and whorish
>>130693905Ok ill delete all my gary numan flacs, what super duper underground and heckin obscure synthpop/new wave should i listen to to sit at the cool kids table? jk fuck you stupid nigger. kill yourself.
>>130691113Gary Numan made some amazing albums, not sure what he did outside music but he certainly does not have an embarrassing discog
>>130693905wtf does that last one even refer to
>>130703168lot better than actually getting the sleeve
Varg obvs.
Daniel Johnston
>>130696851>that guy who was good at doing his thing but keep him away from an oven or washing machine""He can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth". - Beethoven referencing himself.
>>130693905that's mean, but seems 100% right
>>130693905>incelHe has a wife and childrenHe definitely made it for an autist
>>130706515Intruder is a kino album THOUGH
>>130691113I'm surprised nobody mentioned Roger Waters and Rage Against the Machine in this thread.
>>130709312no he isn't
>>130691113>Im a serious musician >Look at my cock and beanbag
>>130699061this lolcow is not even musical. he just does spoken words with sometimes a band in the background.i hate this cunt so much, it's like the archetype of the cringe libtard uncle we all have. usually a school teacher or a specialized educator
He was probably every gossip magazine's biggest lolcow in the 90s and 2000s.
>>130707819>filenamekek
>>130712704The mental illness is very strong with this one.I'd list Jpegmafia for the disconnect between him and his fanbase but rap is not music.
A classic lolcow.
>>130716857one big room full of bad bitches
Post-2003 Eminem.
It doesn't get more LOLcow than this.
>>130716784JPEG is definitely a lolcow. The temper tantrum he threw recently where he claimed that any criticism of his latest slop is "white supremacy" is the exact type of crashout that someone like Movieblob or Dobson would have when criticized.
>>130717005the entire band was one gigantic LOLcow
'Hol up there, honey. You're not fit to wear Mama's shoes.
Remember when she was momentarily thought important?
>>130717140nobody ever thought that except the mentally ill tripfag
And you're not fit to fill your parent's shoes either.
Everyone's favorite 80s LOLcow.
>>130717212wouldn't call her a LOLcow per se. a LOLcow is someone absolutely horrible, hilarious, or both. she was just a cardboard prop who sang the songs put in front of her and had no interesting life or personality.
>>130717140and she's not quite entertaining enough to be a LOLcow anyway
>>130716983what disturbed me most of all was Google image searching her and the first suggestion it gave was "linda perry wife"
I'd have posted Lil Peep but that's not actually music.
>>130717116>>130717202cuntree has a lot of nepo babbies
>>130717116All the same her one hit was a charming little novelty song.>>130717197But not when she tried to cover it. That was not charming at all.
>>130717303Also like the Beach Boys, the entire band is a LOLcow.
>>130716983wouldn't call her so much funny as completely facepalm inducing and not even bad in an entertaining way
>>130717288And they usually suck dick. Henk Junior was only kind of ok because he never really knew his dad, and even then he still invented buttcountry so nuts to him. Roseanne Cash ok fine but John Jr. was a joke.
Poor guy thought people were laughing with him, not at him.
She was kind of a 40s LOLcow.>got into a lawsuit with a LA department store over trying to return a fur coat she wore for months and stank up with cigarette smoke
Does it get more lolcow than her?
>>130717484Kanye specifically after 2013 is the ultimate lolcow.
>>130717431just look at those piling cadburys… premium chocolate buttons down there
>>130717536i mean, she got them out on SM so we know what they look like anyway
>>130717431i forgot she even existed. this woman is dangerously psychotic and should have been institutionalized along with Kanye a long time ago.
am 1 th3 0nly 0ne unc0mfy w1th teh 1dea of lolcows, itz k2nda mean :/ i empathzshe w1th them ;-;
>>130717571>i forgot she even existed. this woman is dangerously psychotic and should have been institutionalized along with Kanye a long time ago.On that subject, she had a LOLcow period, specifically from 1964-74 during which time the very thing that should happen to Kanye happened to her.
wanted to say the former Rob Ritchie although he's not actually that funny
