Rod bros.....
>>130704046Get off the stage boomer
>>130704046based old lad is getting on a bit looks hot af up on that stage tbf
>>130704046>I pooped 'em
I was thinking the other day about whether he'd died, couldn't remember, not yet I guess
YOUNG HEEEEEEARTS BE FREEEEUGH
>>130704046If you’re older than 50 you shouldn’t be performing. Move on with your life.
>>130704046Looks like sammy hagar
>>130704293If you're older than 50 you shouldn't be alive. End your life.
>Rod has a song called "Young Turks" which glorifies the Armenian genocideummm......
>>130704421Not what I said, snowflake boomer.
>>130704802It's not what you said but what I said
>>130704824Yeah because you’re a sensitive old fart>telling me to retire and let young people take the reigns? YOU’RE LITERALLY GENOCIDING ME!!!
>>130704058>>130704421>>130704865Rod:>oh no, these incels don't like me[takes out another 50 to wipe the pretend tear]>luckily, I only ever made sex-haver music
>>130705071He should use that 50 to buy new lungs lol
Clout martyr
>>130704046Dying on stage is kino
>>130705090I don't think money is his issue, do you?
>>130705487His issue is money can’t buy new lungs LMAO
>>130704159Raymond needs to work on his obnoxious bitterness. Me and The Chinese Historian both agree it gets old fast and makes him unwatchable.
>>130706022He's only gotten a bit played out the last few days, but that moment was so funny when it happened. On and on he talks about his bad luck with women because he's bald. He e-stalks 'single' girls on his stream, one of them 'finally has company', a smiling bald man who isn't Raymond.
>>130704786https://www.haaretz.com/opinion/2015-05-01/ty-article/herzls-sell-out-of-armenians/0000017f-db3c-df9c-a17f-ff3ccc740000I'm glad you didn't mention the jewish hand in the genocide. That would have been anti-semitism. >Young goys be dead tonight.>Yah-weh is on our side.
>>130704058/threadJesus Christ just have the good grace to retire before you become a meme. Fucking boomers man. It's not about money, it's just that infamous BOOMER EGO. They just can't admit to themselves that it's over. They can't let go. I mean this guy is 81 years old with a full head of blonde hair acting like it's still 1972 while croaking out "Do ya think I'm sexy?" Do I think you're sexy? At EIGHTY ONE? No Rod, I don't think you're sexy. I think you're making a fool of yourself and shitting up your legacy. Now get the fuck off that stage before you traumatize your few remaining fans by keeling over and dying in front of them.
>>130704046At least we still have aerosmith
>>130711296Rod is famously cheap. Once he was short changed a meal by a dollar or something and had the tour bus drive back 20 miles to the cafe to get his correct change
>>130704154this it's just diarrhea he'll be fine
>>130704046The Faces were great but yeah, he's too old to be touring.
>>130704046it's not that his fans are any younger they should do concerts with free oxygen for everyone
>>130711296>with a full head of blonde hair acting like it's still 1972 while croaking out "Do ya think I'm sexy?"lol i'm pretty sure he was not performing a song from 1977 in '72
The Rod Stewart Album [Mercury, 1969]My prejudice against Stewart (who used to be Jeff Beck's singer) was so strong that I would never have really listened to this without the rave notices in Fusion and Rolling Stone. I'm still not quite convinced. But the music is excellent instrumentally, and Stewart's singing and composing mostly superb. Maybe it was all Jeff's fault. A-
>>130704046>making zoomer incels seethe just by (sort of) breathing Go on Rod. The kids could always ignore you and concentrate on their cuckold porn and rap muzak.
>>130712278>initially I distrusted Rod Stewart>but then my critic friends decided for me that he is in fact tasteful
He likes shopping at bunnings for wood and paint for his model train scenes
>>130704058>nooooo Rod!!!!! stop performing for people (lots of) who want to pay to see you reeeeeeee>it affects me when strangers have a good time far away from me reeeeeeee>why can't they all just sit indoors, goon to anime and seethe like me reeeeee
>>130711296>Jesus Christ just have the good grace to retire before you become a meme.all white rockers continue on until they croak. look at the circle jerks. had no idea so many worthless white groups are still out there. at least rod can still draw a large crowd and looks good for his age. he is probably in the top percentage health wise for his age as well
>>130704046It's sad, but you couldn't come up with a more fitting summary of boomer music in 2026. At some point society needs to move on from the boomer icons. Otherwise we're all just continuining to feed into boomers' extreme narcissism, and the Rod Stewarts of the world are going to be stuck doing humiliation rituals like this to appease the most selfish generation in history instead of retiring with some dignity.
>>130704046RiP RoostermanOne of the best to ever do it
>>130714540>It's sad, but you couldn't come up with a more fitting summary of boomer music in 2026. At some point society needs to move on from the boomer icons. Otherwise we're all just continuining to feed into boomers' extreme narcissism, and the Rod Stewarts of the world are going to be stuck doing humiliation rituals like this to appease the most selfish generation in history instead of retiring with some dignity.
>>130704046Boomers really have a hard time letting go, don't they. Fucking pathetic.
>>130711370Kek at Yungblood throwing the singer from Rammstein and Marilyn Manson under the bus only for them to be found innocent, then collabs with massive pedo Steven Tyler
>>130712989Why the fuck were boomers obsessed with building train sets
If digits, Rod Stewart dies this month
>>130711476you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>>130704159>not yet I guesssame as you, m8.
>>130704293lol what an unaware malding millennial thing to say
>>130716118Get off the stage boomer
>>130704046BORING he didn't even die
>>130712278>Maybe it was all Jeff's fault.It usually was, he had a reputation for being a pain in the ass (though a fantastic guitarist who doesn't get enough credit).
>>130712055Which one is Rod? They all look the same.
>*cough cough* YOUNG HEEAARTS *cough cough* BE FREEE *cough cough*! TONIIIGHT!*cough cough cough wheeze* TIIIME IS OOOON *cough cough wheeze cough* YOUR SIDE!
>>130715745>massive pedo Steven TylerHe was just a man of his time!
>>130704046Vax status?
>>130715816because the industrial revolution is fucking cool and basically you're fucking retarded and gay
>>130714690They know if they stop, its the beginning of their end
>>130704046This nigga won't see 2030 and it's bumming me out.
>>130717803He might actually. 85 is doable.
>>130705288truth. it should be the goal of every perfromer.
>>130717128The one with a big nose.Oh there are 2 of them. The blonde is Rod, the other is the Rolling Stones guy.
>>130704046South Park predicted this 25 years ago kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlyPiacNoAU
>>130722751>the blonde is Rod>the blonde>the blonde>the blonde
Rod Stewart dies
Young people with Faces
>>130711296Grace Slick is the coolest rock star because she was right. If you're still doing rock star stuff past 50 you look like a loser. If an old musician just sits or stands with no cringe dancing and just plays then it's okay though.
>>130726837she's just sore that she got too old to go onstage in miniskirts with no panties on
People under 35 have no idea who Rod Stewart is
>>130711296nigger, he's not singing to *you*. *you* are not going to his concerts. he's singing to the women who are his fucking age, and, yeah, i'm sure they think he's still sexy.
>>130726984Good for you anon, smash a few 80 yr old bitches for me
>>130704154kek
*gallon of semen in your path*
ITT losers blame muh boomers for all their problems and try to cope by having the mindset that people of each generation are in some way different to the previous or next. We're all the same, idiots. Mostly cunts. Always have been, always will be.
