"When I first came to LA in '86, I was working for a time as a male stripper, stripping at bachelorette parties. Commodores - 'Brick House' was my song. You'll do crazy stuff when you're young and desperate for money. I'm only just glad there was no Internet or cell phone cameras back then."
This fruity-ass nigga isn't fooling anybody>I was just desperate for cash man I had no other choice but to strip and wave my black ass around to horny men
>>130707291no way this corny nigga was getting paid to dance lewdly dance for *women* unless'n he was packing a bbc
male strippers almost 80% of the time are stripping for gay dudes NOT women
>I was stripping for the chicks! I wasn't doing gay stuff, honest!
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>>130707291come the fuck on, like you couldn't work at Burger King or something? the only way to earn a buck in Los Angeles was that?
>>130707586What do musicians hate more than real jobs?
>>130707369Bingo
>>130707291he was 100% dancing for gay parties. he was too skinny for chicks to wanna see him. that's twink-bait.
This nigga is zesty af just like all male rock stars
>>130707616many such cases
>>130707639>Disvovered by Triple H>Immediately get pushed to the top of the cardMake it make sense, gaynons!
>>130707605I wonder if he blew them too
>>130707782Vince was in charge.
>>130707854Likely, and also likely how he got a record deal
>>130707958that's also reputedly how Little Richard...but i digress
>>130707964What is it with black dudes and sucking dick? Even worse in prison.
>>130707586stripping probably earned a 2 week paycheck in one night
>>130708014Black men have the highest estrogen levels of any race for males
>>130707291Source? I can't find anything.
>Harvard graduate>can't find a job
>>130708689https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Morello#Early_life
>>130707291Isn't this guy a Harvard graduate?
>>130708705>>130708752He and that story glow
>>130708705many such cases
>>130708771to be fair you can't be a political science major and come out of university a full blown chud. they tend to break you hard. although that seems to be changing.
Tom came to my hometown last year. i waited for him after the gig (i never paid or attended) to troll him with typical liberal faggot shit to see if i could get him on camera freaking out and post it on here. about 15 people were waiting at the back door and so i start up my camera and start walking to across the street where i was staked out to essentially harrass this guy and as soon as i see him and hear him anons i got completly out of body starstruck. i listened to Rage i loved the riffs i didn't understand the political side i didn't care i was 14 that shit was fresh. anyway he couldn't have been nicer. even though he was aware i might have been giving him the 'dance monkey dance' energy he rolled with it. he gave me a guitar pick and filmed a cool video shouting out my old buddies who are still uber fans of his like crank Bombtrack and Killing in the name everyday. he put his arm around me and thanked me even though i didn't pay or attend his one man show. i kinda muttered out 'Bulls on parade riff is the Immigrant song of the 90's' which got his ego stroking and then i literally shot the shit for 20 minutes about Back to the Beggining and how the Train kept a Rolling performance was the last time i had seen unhinged rock and rock on a stage that big in too long. that meeting with Tome changed the course of my life i got a job my band got back together made a record and now are playing fun shows even my cat that ran away came back.
>>130711902what is your worst memory from childhood
>>1307119577 years old forced to bounce up and down on the old man fire marshalls lap in a closet at the firestation for baseball cards that i didn't even want.
>>130712084say sike right now
He's right yknow. The younger generation are more scared to do adventurous things as much now because there's drilled in idea they might be filmed when something goes wrong. Dont let that stop you tho, go strip.
>>130713587>The younger generation are more scared to do adventurous things as much now because there's drilled in idea they might be filmed when something goes wrongthe roll film camera existed since Kodak introduced the Brownie in 1900, that's been possible before your grandma or even great grandma was alive
>>130707291doesnt this faggot come from african royalty? he should keep playing board games with vince vaughn
>>130713587there are retard Karens who believe they can't let their kids play outside because a pedophile could video record them and upload it to the dark web, so you tell me
>>130708798doesn't matter. If he was a harvard grad then he'd have jobs lines up no matter his major. His story doesn't make sense and he probably lied about going to harvard in the first place.
>>130715090his false trust gimmick is carried hard by employing the deep White man news anchor voice.
>>130708014Their lips are just made for it
>>130707291"you'll do crazy stuff if you're desperate" no you're just a degenerate fag
>>130707291Fake ass socialistFake ass gay stripper Fake
