Dahmer editionOld: >>130716820FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130724291Nice spam!
BLASTING
lovecraft was a hack
>>130724322Explain
Why does /metal/ hate women
>>130724305cry more
can a non-tripfag post the blasting, I don't want them to get a (You) from me
>>130724325
>>130724353While true, his Dream Cycle stories is absolutely bonkers.
>>130724389Reddit slop
I just roke up
>>130724397Forgot for a second you muppets are against everything fun.
>>130724417NO FUN / NO CORE / NO MOSH / NO TRENDS
>>130724322you're his cat's name
NO RULES/NO POSERS/NO RUNTS/NO MATTHEW
>>130724322>>130724325>>130724353>>130724389Never read Lovecraft, where do I start metalbros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyY8Tifxo_Q
METALEN
>>130724511Don't
>>130724511The short stories, the longer stuff is tedious
>>130724511Don't bother; read Blackwood, Machen, M. R. James, and Hodgson instead>>130724417Personally I'm just against mediocrity
>>130724511Doesn't matter but i like The Crawling Chaos, In the Walls of Eryx and The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, all the Dream Cycle short stories more or less.
>>130724588forgot Le Fanu and Dunsnay
>>130724511Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His FamilyThe only story that frightened me to the point I would get startled by a sudden loud noise
Alexander Scriabinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CtmdgxtMHs
>>130724648Wrong thread, sister
That feel when no wholesome metal buddy to discuss releases with :(
>130724763Almost nothing but slop on that poster wall
>>130724439Them's fightin' words.
>>130724511This collection.
>>130724795yeah, Death is a fucking joke
>tfw prefer 2020s BM over 2000s BMgive it to me straight bros, am i a poseur?
>>130724389>>130724606>>130724622>>130724828
>>130724913I didn't read the greentext, but yeah, you are
>>130724917Best post so far
>>130724917>t. illiterate American
>>130724795I see at least 15 great albums and about 4 which are nice if nothing spectacular. The rest I dislike but don't feel are particularly egregious. Are you just using the word "slop" to mean you don't like them, like people do with new and exciting internet buzzwords they have no real idea of what they mean?
>>130724934Neither. For the record I posted >>130724588 >>130724612 so sorry if it's all above your level.
>>130724950
>>130724960Glad we cleared that up then
>>130725001Thank you, sister.
>>130725038>>130724658
HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggr4ckpNHS8
WHATCHA BLASTING LADShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9smOHNeFkE
>>130725145Oliver Tree x Jute Gyte mashups
>>130725145thank you
Is black metal satanic or pro-nazi?
>>130725416some times
>>130725424Correct
>>130725416>Satanichistorically>Pro-naziInherently
>>130725429Incorrect
>inherentlymore like coincidentally
>>130725416Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>130725145meshuggah - catch 33the closing track is nuts
>>130725145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wt77zrw24s
>>130725427>>130725429>>130725431>>130725441>>130725504Genuine newfag question here when and how did this "inherently" meme start? Is it old or relatively new?
>>130725537must be nearly 10 years
>>130725145Sum bullshit.
>>130725537>Is it old or relatively new?Inherently correct
>>130724648Beloved here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd87TP9LoLU
>>130725596>not even remotely metalWhy post then?
>>130725636Fuck off
>>130725642>Sleep>Type O>not metal???????????
peter steele was a chud trapped in a chad body
>>130725657what's not clicking
>>130725755You're retarded.
>>130725145If you fags have any good thrash recommendations, I'm all ears
>>130725845cry harder
>>130725873Cope more rart!
>>130725850>recommendationsWell, steer away from retrorevivalist pizza t(h)rash to start with
>>130725850new or old?
>>130725891How does one cope rart?
>>130725918newfag
>>130725932nonsensical reply
>>130725945You're a nonsensical reply you fucking guy.
>>130726012subpar comeback
>>130725850Really can't think of anything better than Power Trip / Demo Hammer / Ripping Corpse / the obvious, etc.
>>130708895Thanks but it wasn't good
>>130725850
>>130726019...
HEIL KREATOR
>>130725850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRT0iP2YP7w
>>130724511This, afaik >>130724567Or the manga adaptations (https://myanimelist.net/manga/125806/Innsmouth_no_Kage__Lovecraft_Kessakushuu)Or you can go straight to Saya no Uta
>>130724284Metal used to be about having fun and enjoying life, and now it's about some demented faggot serial killer that drilled holes into people's skulls and slurped their brain like a slushee.
Seems like we’re about due for a new GBK album doesn’t it?
>>130726291Oooh that looks fun
>>130726246I am so fucking sick of normalfags
>>130726337Dahmer was a fag and so are you fag
>>130724389It's weird to me he didn't like Dreamquest. It's honestly my favorite of his stories.
Dahmer was also really into biblical creationism and Star Wars. And he was a fucking alcoholic, schizoid necropedohile. The polar opposite of normie.
>>130726454It's not my number #1 favourite of his stories but it's mad underrated for sure. Think The Outsider is my favourite, honestly.
Torsofuck - Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
ƧU ИIOႱ
every time, right?>>130722183
>>130725145Great blast.>>130725200That album really rules!
>>130726660Bandcamp ahh feels
>>130726291GBGay is over. No new albums.
https://voca.ro/13dyx4fsOZXd
https://voca.ro/1c7XwlTADivg
>>130726802Do you know what music Dahmer listened to?
>>130726863https://voca.ro/1lAMFOCxFJ9z
>>130725145
https://voca.ro/1fcC76xYHAqM
>>130726246https://voca.ro/1aqLSGmG9eEy
Now who's this faggot now
>>130726878Black Sabbath
>>130726937https://voca.ro/1ehp2zsi0WId
>>130726899https://voca.ro/1g9D3xHsKGva
Demochads can’t stop winning and having sex with women
https://voca.ro/1ajSBVvQyIzh
>>130726953>https://voca.ro/1g9D3xHsKGvahttps://voca.ro/13nl7AjCIvLxhttps://voca.ro/1e2X7yGAxR9i
>>130726937Now, now
>>130726995https://voca.ro/1952hWIaHN4O
>>130726337sad lonely chud, stop being so bigoted
>>130726937A tranny who larps like 10 different characters
>>130727017>https://voca.ro/1952hWIaHN4Ohttps://voca.ro/1dDQCu4KgFOY
>>130727020https://voca.ro/1ofJ1Oth7vxU
>>130727029Why can't they just leave us alone?
>>130726950You sound like a poser
Babymetal > your favorite band
>>130727061He's got you kvetching, so he's doing something right
>>130727044https://voca.ro/1gWviOvCUgdS
>>130727029>>130727044>>130727047>>130727061https://voca.ro/1iinBDYARdD6
>>130726956Demochuds don't have sex (and that's the natural order of things).
>>130727095I've had demo sex but am still waiting to have the full length debut.
>>130727102gets boring starting with the sophomore release
>>130727102>I've had demo sexIs that when your uncle jacks you off in the bath tub or what?
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR THRASH
>>130727082>https://voca.ro/1gWviOvCUgdShttps://voca.ro/1jq7TI8VHpRB
>>130727141Indeed. HEIL KILL EM ALL
>>130727085Albert Fish was one of the worst. Writing letters to the parents of his victims describing his cooking methods and the taste of the children.
>>130727141where's the far end of the spectrum go?does full blown assburgers thrash exist?
Awful edish
>>130727142https://voca.ro/1cbhO7tfyhNb
HEIL POWER TRIPRIP RILEY GALE
>>130727142https://voca.ro/1lSXndIEqTkQ
>>130727141>kill 'em all>pure distilled thrashOh please. It's far closer to being basically NWOBHM
>>130727275Are all trad fans as retarded as you?
>>130727141>ameribandsdropped>>130727183>does full blown assburgers thrash exist?yeah it's called black metal
Power/Thrash is the most based dead genre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4gcQbAc-YYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6bXlcOLVGchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc2WX0LW-Aw
>>130727300>that album's not thrash enough to represent pure thrash, that's insulting to thrash>OMFG U LOVE TRAD LMAO ROFLI'm not about to take being called retarded by someone with the reading skills of a toddler with a high fever and conjunctivitis particularly insulting honestly
>>130727302*first wave black metal specifically
>>130727233https://voca.ro/16SyZT0ljfZt
>>130727308Agreed. Its great.
https://voca.ro/11UBZCuCG3oQ
>>130727311It was kind of hard to guess which angle you were coming from, to be real with you, lass.
>>130727325Thanks bro see you tomorrow. Good talking to you.
Holy shit, see yall there.
>>130727382Yeah man, you two. Sorry about the auction.
hated here:progshitavant-gardetechshitriffsmeloshitdiapershit
loved here:djent
>>130727668https://voca.ro/1nA5i0uU3FjH
hated here: racist riffsloved here:antiracist riffs
>>130727456I shan't be going. Honestly fuck Al Cisneros, he was a stuck-up cunt both times I've seen the band live. Tried to meet the band after the show, both times Matt & Jason were super nice and willing to do autographs while Al literally got escorted to the bus by his personal bouncers like he was fucking Michael Jackson or smth.
>>130727699I ain't clickin that shit NIGGER
>>130727946Do it, or he'll be very sad
>>130727719Al was escorted by his personal bouncers because of fans like thyself
>>130727456>>130727719https://voca.ro/1kFqbnlDGYKR
>>130728081Didn't ask for a loser's opinion. Keep the link next time.
>>130724308
HxC PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>130728531Cro Mags are the greatest hardcore band of all time
Not a good year for metal
>>130728449That's a good one, I love the vocals
>>130728579What do you mean? There’s been plenty of good stuff
>>130724308Bedtime chunes while I read about serial killers \m/
I do not care about black metal
>>130729004You’re missing out on the best sub genre. Have you actually tried listening to good black metal or just Norwegiaslop reddit Rick and Morty bong water bands?
>>130729016What do you consider "good black metal", as an example?
>>130728951Not him, but like what?There's only been about 2 or 3 albums from 2026 I'd call more than "okay".
>>130729016>best sub genreThat's prog and heavy metal
SWILL IS PISSED ON
>>130729045thats the wrong art m8
>>130729022NeurosisImmolationWarning
>>130724308>>130725850
>>130729019Bands like Corpse Molestation, Bestial Warlust, Impiety, Demonomancy(from Spain) Mortuary Drape, Unholy Archangel, Zygoatsis, Slaughtbbath(from Chile) stuff like that. You know, the good stuff. >>130729032 I love some Fates Warning but most prog metal is elevator music.
gf with borderline personality disorder left me, started another relationship with a fat pig -im better looking, more fit, more succesful-, she started cutting herself as per our mutual friend and looks happy now. metal for this feel? it aint even about love at this point i think its more about pride i guess and blasting saturnus or gbk didnt help
>>130725145CHRIST, FAGGOT, FONDLER OF MANHOOD
>>130729080that's all war metal, not black metal
>>130725850Whoops
>>130729113War Metal is black metal.
Drone Metal Jazz Fusion album from the 1980s
>>130724308RIFFS
>>130729149It's equal parts black / death metal with a sprinkling of grind. True war metal is distinct from black/bestial/death. War metal is bands like Blasphemy, Revenge, Black Witchery, Archgoat, Diocletian; while bestial black death metal is shit like Bestial Warlust, Beherit and Teitanblood. What makes war metal different is the grindcore sound and the unorthodox sounds the guitarists make with their instrument – think of that squealing sound bands like Blasphemy and Revenge do by scraping their pick along the strings, and the rapid tempo changes. Bestial black death is a bit more straightforward, more death-y and less black metal-y in its songwriting.
>>130729145luv that album m8s
>>130729222This is accurate.Although it's funny, war/bestial black metal is blacker and more overtly satanic than the vast majority of lo-fi BM in the Norwegian vein.
>>130727719>Tried to meet the band after the showSorry but you are a faggot mate. Watch the show, drink some beers, maybe buy some merch idk and go home. The band aren't your friends and will never be.
>>130729380I mean I kinda get what you mean, Sleep are a fairly large band at this point. I kinda don't expect them to be overly like, talkative and shit.That being said, if it's a smaller band? I'd be pissed if they weren't nice to the fans. This is the underground, no fucking rockstars.
>>130729380No-fun faggot.
>>130729391They owe you fuck all besides playing their music in a not-shit fashion.
>>130729400My War is one of my favorite albums, but I really wouldn't say it's fully metal. It's got metal elements tho for sure, and every metalhead I knew in the 80s loved it.>>130729407I disagree. Metal is a community, when I was growing up everyone would talk and shoot the shit, smoke cigarettes and alll that. That's what I grew up with.
>>130729413>Metal is a communityCringe
>>130729413It's the first sludge metal album
>>130729414Oh bite me. how old are you? probably what? seventeen? on summer vacation. Momma's probably picking up taco bell breakfast, and bringing it down to the basement while you play Halo. You aren't an authority.
>>130729394Feeding parasocial relationships are't "fun" you retarded redditor, get the fuck out of here
>>130729430Are you actually involved in ur local scene? are you supporting the local bands? going to shows? if not, you don't get to have a opinion on this shit.
>I disagree. Metal is a community,
>>130727456the new track is boring garbage. the whole come back is such a huge let down, especially not having matt in the band. they shouldnt call this new lineup sleep, it would probably be better received that way.
>>130729421Mid 30s, mateySorry I'm not an ancient cringelord like you.
>>130729421>>130729438You are trying too hard to bait, maybe one day you learn how to be subtle
>>130729430>>130729438>>130729450https://voca.ro/1iLs8mjxC3oo
>>130729421Why are you angry lass. All I did was go to the alley behind the venue and wait for the band to emerge so I could say hello and get smth signed. It's not like everyone who attended the show was doing that. Maybe like 15-20 people at most.
>>130729476Hope you’re enjoying that Taco Bell. Let me guess, extra hot sauce packets? Mommy didn’t forget those did she? Oh and did she break napkins. I know the nachos are messy >>130729589
>>130729605I'm actually earning money right now while still being able to point out that you're a retard, keep coping though.Musicians owe you fuck all except music. This piss of "MUH COMMUNTIY" is optional and for the weak and needy.
>>130729613So did she get you a Crunchwrap? Or like a couple chalupas. Hope she didn’t forget the straw for you’re Baja blast!
Any new real metal like Ehnahre that doesnt have post african repetitions?
I'm mad at myself for spending enough time here to understand that reference
>>130729640Sounds gay. Just listen to Nunslaughter.
>>130729652>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6IbdgemMbY>Nunslaughter - "Satanic Chaos Legions">generic title>shitty forgettable riffs>cringe video>boring vocals>no highlightsSeems as terrible as grindrcore. Thanks for the waste of time, lass.
>>130729688 Boring riffs? I think you need to get your ears cleaned out. Listen to “raid the convent” and tell me that song is boring.
>>130729705That song is boring.
>>130729705don't engage with people pretending to be hector
>>130729745This? This right here is what 99% of the canoe ass POSSERS on this general look and act like, I fucking guarantee it. You guys don’t listen to Blasphemy, you don’t listen to Conqueror. You don’t listen to Teitanblood, dragged into sunlight or any of that: you sperg and cry about you’re fucking computers whilst you devour Chalupas dosses in hot sauce, and a fucking fries surpreme
>>130729775>You guys don’t listen to Blasphemy, you don’t listen to Conqueror. You don’t listen to TeitanbloodAll equally worthless bands
pretending to be jdawg is equally as gay as pretending to be hector
>>130729798Post topster
>>130729809Don't have one since I'm not a faggot
>Post topster
>>130729450I look like this and say this
>>130729808>>130729798>>130729832>>130729817I’d bet money that not a single one of you have heard the Rumpus of the Undead demo by Abhorer.
>>130729775>whilst you devour Chalupas dosses in hot sauce, and a fucking fries surpremeWe Hectorians care about our health and our hairlines, unlike baldcucks and concertcucks. We'd never eat that poison.
https://voca.ro/13TNFw8EX73X
>>130729850Considering they look like Sarcofaggoto, we're probably not missing out on anything.
>>130729886You’re just not into metal. I don’t really get why you’d be interested in this general if you don’t listen to metal.
>>130729878>eating taco bell goyslopI shiggy diggy>>130729893I'm into real metal like DSO, Ad Nauseam, First Fragment and Ehnahre. Sarcofaggoto is punkfaggotry unworthy of being called metal.
The real H caught a life-time ban and his mom won't let him mess with the Internet router
>>130729947Those bands are all gay
>>130724308Morningrise just turned 30I have never been crazy for the album besides the last 2 tracks, especially To Bid You Farewell which has to be one of the best ballads by an extreme metal band
>>130729947Who the fuck doesn’t like Taco Bell? Thats actually wild to say
>who the fuck doesn’t like goyslop?Amerifat moment
>>130729972People who don't want diarrhea
>fake hector and fake j-dawg arguingthis is a really weird general
>>130729947>I'm into real metal likeWe get it, you got your taste from a shit-tier lolcow with trash taste. Sad how you have to fucking mimic a lolcow cos you can't be a memorable one yourself.
Imagine getting baited by dorks that listen to gay shit like blood incantation
>>130729963>>130730008>N-no u/shreddit/ IQ on display, everyone. This place is so fucking dead now, what a laugh. Just chinless cIiquespam and three bÄIdcucks hanging onto this dying general.
>>130729968Opeth more like NOpeth LMAO
Amazing metal discussion
>>130730033>>N-no uThats all your trophy lolcow ever does. You're actually a bigger poser because at least he came up with his own trash and shitposts, you literally just parrot his memes and mannerisms because you're fucking pathetic and need to copy a retard for some reason. This is the kind shit kekky would always claim others do, and here you are doing it, the irony is beautiful.
>>130730046I just remember seeing the Opeth album that had the god damn flower on it. I think I saw it at Tower Records when that was still a thing: I knew it was gonna be shit based on that. Than you look at the members of the band? Yikes and godzooks. That dude looks like a pedophile
>>130730060Orchid? Their debut is decent but the weakest out of their classic run
>>130730046
Metalheads are obsessed with image and barely care about the actual content of the music
>>130730075That's mainly black metal fags
>>130730058Nothing wrong with pretending to be Hec to make retards like seethe. Thanks for the laugh lass.>>130730075Correct. Metalcuck moment.
>>130730112like you*
>>130730086dropped
>>130729391I've seen Sleep, Om and Shrinebuilder. I only ever saw Al off stage at one of the Om shows, and it was in the lobby, pre-show. He looked heavily medicated—I don't mean stoned. There were people around him talking, but he was staring silent. I was reminded of Wino's answer when asked why Shrinebuilder had ended: "Cisneros is insane".Saw Voivod (again) recently; they left the stage, quickly changed into dry clothes and returned to mingle with the fans. They were like kids on their first tour, staying until the club staff moved everyone out. They finished the night in the adjoining bar.I can't think of another band, with such a long history, doing that.
>>130730067A turd is a turd regardless. Never listened that record and I know it’s shit, >>130730068Opeth is for faggots. No reason to listen to that shit if you bang chicks.
>>130730143>Never listened that record and I know it’s shit/metal/ in a nutshell
>>130730143>No reason to listen to that shit if you bang chicksImplying you have ever seen a pussy
>>130724917>>130724588>nuh uh don't pay attention to this famous author you should read these these literal whos and validate my taste insteadinsufferable faggot
>>130730112>Nothing wrong with pretending to be Hec to make retards like seethe. Thanks for the laugh lassIt just shits up the thread. What the fuck is the point? You whinge about the thread quality, like he did, while he was the primary reason it was shit and you're doing it too.Genuine fucking retard.
>>130730184>>130730189I have midwit fatigue
>>130730196>I have midwit fatigueThe favorite phrase of the halfwit
I think I'm the only one who actually likes music in these threads and isn't just midnelssly shitposting
I haven't discovered a genuinely good album or band by browsing these threads in years
>enjoying musicWhat a faggot
>>130730189The point is there is no thread quality, there never was, this general is only good to make fun of the three ignorant baldcucks who are still here on days when you're particularly bored. Of course hector knew that too but he got tired of making fun of you lot and left, just as I’m going to do now.
>>130730189The only reason he 'shits up' the thread is because low-impulse spergs like (You) bother replying to his obvious baiting, so he keeps going. Learn to just hide shitposts if they bother you so much and just shut the fuck up please
>>130724305She has nothing else to do.
>>130730245>>130730230>>130730296https://voca.ro/1lH9WCHpFh2W
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
What if Varg started making deathcore?
>>130730547Not listening
>>130730538>>130730552The ironylmfao
>>130730547Thanks for stating the obvious
>>130730632lol
>>130730632Are these guys nazis?
>>130730651Is the Ayatollah Shia?
>>130730619What's life like for you? Lmfao
>>130730632Correct.
Jute Gyte's unriffs make me tingle with disso delight
>>130730565It wouldn’t shock me. Varg was always a poser.
are you all still angry with life metalheads?
>>130730781Honestly man? Not really. More just disappointed.
>>130730781sure
>>130730781I will kiss you angrily.
>>130730075>Metalheads are obsessed with image0%
Image matters. Part of art is theatrics. If a band doesn’t have an image, they aren’t gonna be interested performers. It’ll be like watching your uncle play guitar. It’s just gay.
>>130730781Most metalheads aren't as pissed off as normies believe
Hector come back and post your AOTY chart
did anyone save the vid of big H riding his bike>>128648492 I wanna see that shit
>>130727456>Sleepyeah, you bet I do, that shit's boring as fuck
>>130730969the previous anon is right, Metalheads are very much concerned with image that's why all the clothes, makeup, and concern about being posers.It's trying to fit into a social group.
>>130729438we're talking about Sleep here, I know it's a boring subject but try to keep up
>>130729775didn't read
>>130730184>nuuh ignore these universally acclaimed and influential authors and focus on my internet-meme-tier, overrefereced, entry-level, burger slop, babby's first le horror ecks dee, fourth-rate Poe caricature!!!!!!You're embarrassingly uncultered and beyond help
don't fight guys
>>130730565Would be weak
>>130729775>you’re fucking computersI'm a human man
>>130730969Bellow 50% but not 0%
>>130731660who the fuck am I supposed to fight then, hedgehogs?
bad thread
>>130731942>>130724281
>>130731660are you like testing them? I stopped saying itit doesn't really do anything good anymore
>>130731942>my post wasn't hiddenkek
>>130731970yet here you are calling attention to it attention whorenext thread when
If the next one is a simp-edition I'm gonna sacrifice all members of my family
>>130731973which one was it
NEW>>130732041>>130732041>>130732041
>>130731904bees
>>130731618>but I'm le heckin kulchured and everyone else is wrong!! Everyone of you insufferable reddit faggots talk the same lmao. Not enough people have told you to just shut the fuck up in your lifetime
>>130732077>Lovecraftcuck calling others leddit after bump limit with an unsustainable amount of "no-u"low-effort and cheap, just like your favourite author
