Will playing the bass in a metal band help me get a gf or should or try elsewhere?
>>130729511Thanks for posting Caitlin's tits, what about your irrelevant question?
>>130729511The bass player is a no-hoe member; there are tons of memes around this phenomenon
>>130729511if you can do vocals maybe>>130729953as said, the bassist is the most stable member of a group and women want emotion, maybe do some solos with distortion
>>130729953>>130729967So if you are below average looking then there's no chance I assume
>>130729511Try playing a genre not for teenagers and man-children. Bass is essential to anything outside of metal, it's generally considered a joke instrument because of metal bands.
>>130730109yep even woman can hammer 16th notes in drop C.pop songwriter trio where you sing backups and have freedom with melody gets the most puss followed by bass player in a jam band with a tasteful hat.
>>130729511Former bass player here, if you're into milfs and you're still under 25 years old, you should stick to it. Mommy milkers love bassists, and I still don't know why to this day. Also they're mostly from the chill or hippie type, you know yoga enjoyers or vegans at most, I never faced with a crazy hoe on this scenario. Now don't expect long term stuff, they will tell you that they want that but after a couple of months they'll be already tired of the novelty that is banging a youngster.
>>130729953>Counters your argument Women love a hot bassist
>>130729511being in a band does help you meet women if you have gigs that aren't empty but it's up to you not to fumble that
I've played bass for almost 20 years and have never had a gf
>>130732449Did playing the bass help with that?
>>130729511Nobody has ever get laid for being a bass player.
>>130734085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjC0vMIrOAk
>>130729511If you're in a scene and having fun, it's not that hard. If everything sucks, your band is douche bags. It's not going to go well.
>>130734637Hell, that goes for anything, music-related or not.
I thought it was a myth especially nowadays, but being a musician definitely helps your fuckabikity. At least when youre somewhat young, being a bassist in a metal band is certainly no guarantee of pussy, but i think it might help
>>130735141Is it being a musician or just being interested in/dedicated to some sphere that involves being social? I mean, if you move in music/pop culture circles, then being a 'cian would certainly help, but only amongst gorupies who are in the ciricle. I think that it's the interest and dedication to something that they find attractive; granted if it's vidya or books, it's sub-5s that you're going to attract, as that's a very narrow range of desireability for a girl.
>>130735176The socializing part helps a ton and I genuinely think holding an instrument makes you look more attractive to the opposite sex
>>130735204Even a keytar?
>>130729511go to a metal show. look around at the crowd. is it a sausage fest? yes, yes it is. good luck finding a gf>>130731634since wentz?
>>130729511If it's a shitty nu-metal or metalcore band, yeah. If you're looking to play death, doom, black, forget about it.
>>130729511It will if you're hot, it won't if you're not hot. You can be the most pedestrian, mid bassist in the world who only follows the guitar root notes and they'll think you're a genius from the future if you've got the looks. Conversely, you could be Geddy Lee-tier good as a bassist and completely drive the songs but if you look like an unfuckable loser it won't matter.
