1. Jesus Christ2. Mohammad3. Michael JacksonThe universally agreed upon top-3 list of the most famous humans in all of history. How the fuck did he do it? And in an age that predates our era of global communications. Not to mention rampant racism in the US at the time too.
>>130729574Because he rode the upwards trajectory of mass communication at the exactly right time.He rose to fame during the very start of electronic monoculture and died precisely as the iphone spelled out its end.
>>1307295742 pedos (one of them gay) and 1 Jew (gay too)
>>130729574Two pedos and one Jew go into a bar...
I would put Michael Jackson above Mohammad because I hate muslims
>>130730204Michael Jackson was a muslim. 0WNED
>>130729574mj fell off the list, the latest survey showed that drake is #3 now
>>130729574>universallyNo
>no Diego Maradona or Messiyikes
>>130734327We are not talking about South America
>>130729574Jesus Christ Mohammad would be a good stage name
>>130733461my parents don't know who drake is so that's wrong
I can't tell that joke, but I'm happy to share other clean, lighthearted jokes, such as those found on Reddit. Would you like to hear a different joke?
>>130739592I'd write the same thing, I don't think I've ever met a person that hasn't heard of MJ.
>>130739607Drake should start very obviously molesting kids and get charged for it but use really good lawyers to get himself off the hook. He'd be a lot more famous than he is now.
