Surgical Disembowelment editionOld: >>130724284FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
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Lovecraft is overrated tripe
BLASTING
>>130732065
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>130732041Oh, Pharmacist? You mean poor man's Regurgitate? Second rate Haemorrhage? amateur Dead Infection cover band? Pathologist for fucking losers with no taste? Sixt-rate Carcass wannabes? Yeah, I've heard of them.
>>130732084Pharmacist is what I said. Did I stutter? None of what you just said is what I mean. You may have heard *of* them, but you don't seem to have *heard* them. Or me, for that matter. Choose your next words carefully. They might just be your last.
Thoughts? Worth listening to? AOTY 2026?
>>130732134Deepthroat my manmeat and choke to death on me off-white, snot-greenish, intolerably acrid spunkgeyser, reprobate
Pathologist is so good, kind of beats carcass at their own game
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130732177True.
>>130732177>>130732194Incorrect.
>>130732075>>130732075anti-Semitic
>>130732065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpnT0rt3ZJQ
>>130732202fuck off
>>130732200Correct.
>>130732232good I knew it!
>>130732200Incorrect.
>>130732200
>>130732244judge poster wouldn't deny it
>>130732065Not blasting anything right now, fuck metal
>>130732309Self-aware metalhead for once
>>130732286I don't know what this is supposed to mean, and don't care to learn
Under -0 low IQ slam?
>>130732356holy redundancy
>>130732371sounds like a sick name for a slam band desu
>>1307323710 results
>>130732200An impossibility
>>130732140isn't it RYMslop
Why did no one tell me new Warning came out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nshZj32ok88
>>130732065AOTY
Alexander Scriabinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rus-49-K_vc
>>130733008What does this have to do with metal?
>>130733040Oops meant to reply to this:>>130732202
>>130732699I'm not familiar enough with RYM to ascertain that it is. I just know about them because of Sombres Forêts
>>130732200Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>130732811>he wasn't warned about warning
New Horrible Room tape. We love Blackpunk here
>>130733223Varg Vikernes about superpowers (direct quote):>I would choose to have the power of a neanderthal brain
>>130733286What did he mean by that?
>>130733293Just your average anti-science racist chud shrieking
Varginna Vikernes about her gender identity(direct quotation):>First of all I am not a man!!
>>130733008Beloved here, and unquestionably metal. Keep sharing good music.>>130732202Goes hard.
>>130733429fuck off
>>130732811Can't believe I used to like this band, shit is whack
>>130733429fuck on
>>130733336
>>130733452What's wrong with it?
Who the fuck is Dead Sara and why are they being shilled so hard rn
>>130733863only one person is shilling them
>>130733885They're getting paid right?
>>130733863never seen that name before in my life
In the icy, bone-chilling winter of ‘90-‘91, Varg invented metal and riffs
>>130734005You just responded to a shill
>>130733634hot
During the brisk and gelid winter of ‘90-‘91, Varg invented hipster black metal
>>130734063Weakling invented hipster BM
>>130732041Hey OP. I've liked the threads you've been making, even though you cheat and make them early at 309 posts. But you're really pushing it with all the Grindcore OP pics. Why not toss in some black metal and death metal, which are the subgenres /metal/ actually likes?
I'm tired of only DM and BM getting posted here
Grindrcore
>>130733863isn't that where the new Linkin Park vocalist came from?
>>130734093In fact, they're mostly just baiting with Varg stuff.
>>130734093You’re free to post other things but we’re free to call you a faggot as well
>>130734076in previous threads i usually chose osdm albums, if i'm still around next time i'll pick a bm album
>>130734009Kristian invented nothing except a bad story about how he had to defend himself against a guy who was in nothing but his underwear in the middle of the night by stabbing him in the back over a dozen times.Then he got AIDS in 1994 and converted to being Fr*nch
>>130734139Fuck off
>>130734093so post Doom, Stoner Rock, Sludge, Power Metal, Neoclassical, Prog, NWOBHM, Thrash, or Old School Heavy Metal.
>>130734142>HON HON HON
I farted in my truck and rolled up the windows with the purpose of gassing myself.
>>130734010oh no what do I do now etc
>>130734068>Min Tid Skal Komme* invented hipster BM
>>130734261also written in waters
Can you fags stop complaining about what is "hipster" and what isn't and just enjoy the music. Only posers do that shit
>>130732041what's the best Carcass-worship band?the General Surgery/CME split is obviously good but idk if it's the absolute best
>>130734372impaled for sure
The onus for hipster BM is unequivocally with Ulver, dating all the way back to Vargnatt when Garm decided it was a good idea to try Morrissey-style falsetto wails over black metal.
>>130734371only hipster faggots say this shit
>>130734372Which era of Carcass?
Only hipster faggots say 'only hipster faggots say this shit'
haven't listened to metal in days
>>130734546It gets boring after awhile.
people are kind of dumb ngl
>>130734372see >>130732084
Haven't listened to anything but black metal in at least 8 years
>>130734687Good lie
>>130732065I remember not buying Vordr's third album almost 20 years ago because I thought they sounded generic and boring. It's amazing what time and experience allow you to recognise under the surface. Their first three albums are a treasure trove of quality riffs and engaging rhythms.
>*drops*Whoops
>>130734687damn get well soon
>>130734093What else is there?
>>130734752AM and FM
>>130734783excellent album
>>130734826alt metal and folk metal?
>>130734853sure
>>130734853The radio
Death Metal is the best genre of music. Besides Classical.
>>130735085I respect your right to have a retarded opinion
>>130735085DM is like standard
That was some heavy Asperger's on their part, wasn't it?
>>130735234what was
Post-metal > metal
>>130735288I will allow you to make your case and post one or more examples that support your argumentIf you fail to convince me I will be mildly upset and might even let out a big sigh of disappointment, so watch the fuck out kiddo
>>130735288>Post-metalNot a real thing that exists
>>130735316Seems you've already made up your mind regarding the topic, so I shan't
>>130735354I accept your concession.
>>130735354Just want you to know that I am letting out that sigh I told you about
Metalheads being cringe again
>>130735385kill yourself
>>130735398Case in point
>>130735423kill yourself today
>>130735385Just post the fucking post-metal that you want to post dudeWorst that will happen is people calling it crap, which is already what happens with most of the music that gets posted here anyway
>>130735423More like casing the joint
Nobody post any so-called "post-metal", not that it exists anyway. Just don't.
>>130735434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9lgJkRuYNQ
>>130735454>"post-metal"hipster fag shite for hipster fags who don't like metal but love sucking each other's cocks
>>130735468That's just atmospheric buttrock
>>130735499Not a real thing that exists
>>130735468Ok you want my honest sincere opinion of this song? It isn't bad, I was expecting a lot worse. I don't really know what defines post-metal so to me this just sounds like a lot of modern black metal which isn't much to my liking but it's hardly offensive to my ears. I'd much rather listen to this type of thing than the lo-fi NSBM diarrhea wimpfest that gets posted here.
>>130735558too many words to declare you're gay
>>130735558>I don't really know what defines post-metalatmosludge
>>130735468I hope RYM doesn't dickride this album, if you look at the top charts they're latching on to a lot of post atmo slop
>>130735603what kind of a loser would even begin to care about such things, loser
scenes are OVER
Black Metal is inherently anti-Rabbinical (which includes Rabbi Jesus)
>>130732075You are a queer.
>>130735628Schizophrenic interjection
>>130735625Metal is out, chebs are in. Just how the wheel turns
Black Metal is inherently chaos-gnostic
Skeksis = RIFFSUrru = Post/Atmo-shittery
>>130735610Relax
>>130735758try and make me, loser
>>130735766Sent that runt flying into orbit
>>130735720No one knows what any of this means
>>130735842Metalheads trying to meme but failing
>>130735861Sounds like something I'd be glad to fail at, honestly
I just roke up
>>130735912Post metal
>>130735931We don't spoonfeed tourists here
>>130736020Good one, faggot
>>130736028cry harder
Someone post the avant-doom Tintin metal chart
>>130736067No
Why would anyone listen to "Avant-garde" metal, when Blasphemy exists?? do you hate good tunes or something?
>>130736096Why would you ever eat apples when pears exist? Do you hate good flavours or something?
>>130736096I don't mind "avant-garde" in my metal. It's the "technical" and "progressive" bullshit that I do not tolerate.
>>130736127sadaf
>>130736127What are your examples of all of those terms?
>>130733703This got me thinking: Does anyone actually like Deathspell Omega's first two albums? That is, actually like them and think they're worthwhile, not praise them as an introduction to a pointless edgy contrarian tirade about how they went to shit with Si Monvmentvm etc
>>130736154!T.O.O.H.!
>>130736154burzum
>>130736242honestly I wonder the same thing about pic rel
>>130736242Their first "album" is a bit shit because it's basically a compilation of a demo and four tracks which smack of unfinishedness, but Inquisitors of Satan is actually a really good slab of early '00s black metal, reminiscent of the Finnish school>>130736298this one's decent too, but not as much
>>130736338>Their first "album" is a bit shit because it's basically a compilation of a demo and four tracks which smack of unfinishedness, but Inquisitors of Satan is actually a really good slab of early '00s black metalCorrect.
>>130736347I know
Deathspell Omega is like Pitchfork metal
>>130736385Elaborate
Jute Gyte is like RYM metal
>>130736394in his head it sounded cool
>>130736403Except the ratings are bad just like the music contained within
>>130736411>that's wrong, because it's right
Striborg is like the Discogs of metal
>>130736385The fanbase. Mustaced, IPA drinking hipsters.To me bands like allcest, agggaaloch,deathspell,kralice,wolves in the bone room. Stomp clamp heyyy metal
Kaevum is like Allmusic metal
>>130736426Elaborate
>>130736432are you ok anon
Trhä is like Tumblr metal
listened to 1 minute of some dissodookie and had to turn that shit off.
Heavy metal music
>>130735628>>130735630Correct.
>>130733356>
>>130736487damn get well soon
Me and my gf
>>130736506>aislopperkill yourself
Funeral Mist
>>130736518Very nice! Here's me and my wife from the other day.
>>130736494>>130736506>>130736518Fuck off
>>130736536based homo.
>>130736533Fuck off
>>130736519AI didn't exist 11 years ago faggot supreme https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/oct/01/deathgasm-review-dopey-splatterfest-with-a-touch-of-class
>>130736536Nuthing you can do is there
>>130736554are you fucking stupid
>>130736562are you angy again because you didn't go outside? ha fuckin LOSER
>>130733260 Thanks for no link or text to copy you retarded faggot
>>130736554>AIslopper, self-confirmed spammer, AND retardkill yourself
>>130736574There's no metal outside.
>>130736494Isn't she asian
>>130736587The fuck do you mean? There's steel and tin and alluminium and lead and alloys everywhere. Have you ever heard of a car?
>>130736606Reddit as fuck
>>130736606But where are the RIFFs?
>>130736613I'm no expect but I don't think Reddit is a terribly car-centric website
>>130736618>expectfuck me; expert*
>>130734783always confuse that album with this
>>130736518Why not a butch rude metal chick?
>>130736725Because she likes metal too much
>>130736725no such thing
>>130736725>OOOOH OOOOH AAAH AAAH!.png
KAEVUM - MECCA
>>130736757Is that vest what gay people wear
>>130736768Lots of good bands on there.
>>130736757Based>>130736768Dilate
>>130736769I'm brown and I agree
>>130736533>ugly chinkoid wifeWhat a fucking loser
>>130736805She probably pays everything for him, who's the loser now
>>130736757I like a lot of nsbm bands, but Absurd is so fucking bad it's unreal. The only reason that talentless üntermensch even has a following is because of the Nazi stuff and the murder.
>>130736908Terrible bait
>>130736768I don't know, anon. Do you wear it?
>>130736908Mourning Soul is a good song.
>>130736908I agree, Absurd is absurdly (heh) overpraised. Having been early to the le nazi trend is all they have going for themselves. Then agian I only see two decent bands on that vest and neither has done anything of note in 15-20 years>>130736913t. chudcuck
>>130736725you just know she fucks like a beast
>>130736805You will live and die bitterly alone, unloved, having never known anything resembling support, encouragement, or acceptance. No one will mourn you, or notice that you're gone. Indeed very few will have ever noticed you were ever alive, if we can call what you're doing "being alive".
>>130736999And sounds like >>130736755
>>130736999Beasts tend to just lie/stand there for the entire duration of the event, althobeit
>>130737011What about bonobos
>>130736999no I don't, and neither do you. you probably don't know how anybody fucks
>>130737001>>130737026holy projection
>>130737024Well, the only primates that come to mind when I think "beast" is gorillas and those fuckers don't seem to live it up that much, but I guess it's a fair point, them being so close to us and all
>>130737042to be fair, there's not much difference between a Brazilian and a bonobo
>>130737034great name for a band
>>130737045Bonobos can, if only exceptionally, be cute
>>130737045go back to bed, Varg
So who else is gonna be at Dead by Dawg '26?? I'm honestly really hyped to see Lord Humongous live.
>>130737045We have Kaevum fans in the room,Be respectful
>>130737097cringe
>>130737099No we don't
>>130737099>Kaevum fansclowns
>>130737133no, brazilians, pay attention anon
>>130737106Why didn't you buy Dead By Dawg tickets anon?Look at this stacked as fuck linup?
>>130737169cringe and lame
>>130732065Not bad, but it gets a bit monotonous after a while
>>130737223Come on? You don't like Denial of god? you don't like Acheron? flesh parade? Lord Humogous? I don't think you actually listen to metal
>>130737237literally whos
HEIL HANNEMAN
https://voca.ro/1nneGYPAYprh
>>130737356https://voca.ro/18iTJv4cxsu0
>>130737376No one actually listens to these, right?
https://voca.ro/126LOVxIyRmW
>>130737386You definitely should never step outside of your comfort zone ever. That's not metal.
>>130737406my mom's basement is my comfort zone
>>130737427Noice bro id hang with you
https://voca.ro/103aULTIzvQf
>>130737442I have to warn you though, it's also my goon cave
>>130737445I'm metal dude idc I'll goon with you zero fucks vro
https://voca.ro/1aD8GWPjtXx3
https://voca.ro/16g5YCLM6sRB
>>130737470based metalchad goon sesh
>>130737495Nah bro I'm actually getting in hella good shape rn getting buffed
>>130737499Obviously you need a POWER metal playlist
>>130737512What's the point of getting shredded like this if you still have the face of an oompa loompa
>>130737356>Hanneman HEILED here.>Coreshit hated here>Hanneman HEILED coreshit
>>130737512I'll listen to it if you want to post it
>>130737531power metal is gayblast this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnzkhQsmSag
https://voca.ro/180WaanBmzgM
>>130737538wOOO im twerking
https://voca.ro/1bxJafYPyeOM
>>130737386nobodyI've never clicked on one.that and the serbschizo's youtube linksI ain't clickin that shit nigga
great thread
>>130737675what even is your filters? The fag linking his voice recordings I get filtering but the rest?
Corsetcore was a bit of a flash in the pan but it left us with some great music and some really hot frontwomen.
>>130737670https://voca.ro/1g35HBNJaUh5
>>130737693Vanilla boob smell
>>130737697did you lose your hands or something, you can type. I'm not following links.
https://voca.ro/1nUB9IGlUjb7
>>130737670It's kinda funny when you think about it. Anon is literally talking to himself and then posting evidence of it.
>>130737717he should just put on a trip since he wants to be a special snowflake.
https://voca.ro/1mXT89raYqdD
>>130737376>>130737384>>130737403>>130737444>>130737493https://voca.ro/1lhNN6gYlLdZ
>>130737760https://voca.ro/19MetUwg3PJE
>>130737558>>130737632>>130737697>>130737716https://voca.ro/1hXRgLn7rNrthttps://voca.ro/1dFt6wnTjy3d
Varg is gay and jerks off to tranny porn.
>>130737852vocaroo anon jerks off to varg jerking off to tranny porn
>>130737999holy trips
https://voca.ro/18UCi9BoUzvR
>>130732065recommend me disso-cavern shit
>>130738284Looks like an Inquisition album cover. Same artist mayhaps?
>mayhaps
>>130737097>the horror movie and metal posters like he is 17 years oldJesus christ, pathetic.
>>130738323Indubitably.
>>130738328Forsooth?
>>130738327why are you even in this general rn (right now)
>>130738323>thoughbeit>howbeit
>>130738347Verily.
>>130737356HEIL
>>130738327I kinda get what you mean. 59 years old (been on 4chan since its inception, before /mu/ even existed) I don’t wear or buy band shirts anymore. I also keep my hair short. I was in my late 20s when I more or less become self conscious about this. I really love metal music but I can’t stand the culture around it anymore. And I fucking saw Slayer in ‘84, saw Metallica when they were an opening act. I hate what this thing I loved has become.
>>130738565So tryhard it hurts.
>>130738748You don’t like Der Sturmer?
>>130738766I like A Banner Greater Than Death. Never checked anything else out by them tho.
what do you call that gerne of black or blackened death bands that copy sacramentum but suck at it. I'm talking about like vorga, mare cognitum and inherits the void
>>130738773favorite black metal album of all time for me.
>>130738796atmoshit, ya dingus
>>130738773They get a lot of hate, but it actually sounds like ritualistic pagan war music, which is badass
>>130738852nah I don't think that's what I'm looking for. Atmoshit would be slop like the cascadian bands or summoning
>>130738990how about blackened meloshit then
>>130739002perfect. Star wars basedbeard blackened meloshit
>>130739031>Star wars basedbeard blackened meloshitYou're a meme loving fuck, you know that?
>>130738972Oh of course. Troons here and on preddit will always claim “no one would care about this band if it wasn’t for the politics” I honestly think it’s the complete opposite. Everyone would worship Absurd, Der Sturmer, GBK, Ml8th and all those other bands. The NS thing to me works as a great Reddit filter to keep fags away
>>130738773Hey look, actually good sounding black metal, unlike most of the NSBM that I have heard
NEW>>130739059
>>130739046that's just what it is
