great job faggot
>>130755673>>130755740
>>130755763isn't it too early for your gimmick op
sarang
(adult) idols with a shaved p?
virtual kpop cute!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUoj_Orj7LQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7G8NAhG6l8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVJT71NXzC0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LKRcz6gdVIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDFUl2mHIW4
>meticulously scrub through all videos to screenshot frames where the idols are mid-emote and look funny>do this day in day out for yearshaha yeah hilarious
>>130755775>>>/vt/
tang tang tang
I'm halfway through Teach You a Lesson and I like it a lot.I think the stories here are based in real life bullying in Korea.
>>130755774
>>130755769yea
>>130755774me. >where u at
save yubin
>>130755754>>130755785who is this newfag
Wheres the bitch thats wants to fite me.
>>130755793real yapper kitty
>>130755788me .>My 2nd month on kpg.
>>130755794holy
cathybros i dont feel so good
>>130755770We love ENHYPEN here though.
I told /trash Im a newfag. Nothing new.
lord give me strength
fucking hate newfags
>>130755805goddess
Ah…
lia's toes
yejibros u r gay are the better team
>>130755828why is she such a piece of meat now
>>130755819its probably just the ianposter pretending to be new againhe does this every few months
>>130755831yejibros we are sofa king
>>130755819gimmie time, u will love u
ive seen a few recent cdramas with sally. she was cute in gugudan but shes super pretty nowadays
>>130755834Why not?
yubs
please stop posting about satellite cybersecurity friendo's, i want to keep my xinyu gf's ears pure
no you're posting miyeon prob you are an annoying cuckfag and erper
>>130755844how do we rescue her
>>130755840yeah she's a big star nowbut she still hangs with the girls
>>130755835>pretending to be new againwhy does he do it?
>>130755851>you are an annoying cuckfag and erper99% of kpg...
>>130755831they lack composure in the box though brother
>>130755863:)
>>130755840she met jackie chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smDK7vQ1vhcwe love 1980s girls here (especially from state universitie fu's)i am giving up k-pop friendo's (but my stepdaughter is a trainee)i'm gonna marry this girl from college i found out is single again i think her first husband got kilt in fallujah and her second husband cheated on her with a latina daycare workernow she's mine it was worth the wait, even worth getting my skull stomped by the korean mafia and permanent concussion emotional disorder
>>130755863because hes obsessed with engagement baiting and getting (yous)
yujin
yejibros name 5 things that aren't yeji
I love Jeon Basedeon
>posting the ugly bitch tina instead of the superior evon and yeeun
>>130755844taken too soon
>>130755879same as long as she isnt singing or writing music
>>130755865fuck off fag i'm here all day the only cucklords are the miyeonfags and karinajeetsmost erpers spawn during the cbtranny hours (soon) and they are mostly wavs
https://youtu.be/eOwk9N12wV8?t=89my fave enha song
>>130755879best body in idle
>>130755880you can post whatever you want, no need to complain
winty has grown on me a lot the past 2 months
>>130755887karinafags get called cucks but they don't cuckpostmiyeonfags cuckpost
>im here all dayunironically kys
>>130755878minji (kim)minjiu (jiu)yeonjieunjikimchi
>watch?v=A8FfABsDa_M&t=697sSome idols cry while recording, but them are always a joy to watch>newfag
>>130755887>i'm here all daywe can tell
>>130755892same here, love winty now>>130755890i dont want to see that ugly bitch
>>130755892this but 5 years
>i'm here all dayeverybody here..
>>130755887spotted the jiwoospammercuck
how long before extreme schizo hours
>>130755892it was downhill since this for me but i agree winty is making a comeback recently
>>130755878jackie chanjoonieyeji
>>130755817good lord what a tummy
>>130755879any basedeons with this fuck makeup?
>>130755878yayasharksmonolidsyayas yayasjyp
we are starting to like xlov and keyveatz
In Japan there is a phrase that means "good aftertaste" and French literati talk about how some books are nice to read while others are nice to remember readingI have greally great memories of Wonder Girls, GFriend and Fromis_9I don't feel any bitterness or like I was bamboozled at alllike "Azaleas" the Korean poem by Kim SowolLife is a gift from God friendo's - don't reject grace, consider the beauty of the lilies and HE makes the rain to fall in the just
>>130755910amazing webm
There are people here who've never experienced the pleasure of seeing others repost the webms they've made
Idk, ppl being too mean
>>130755887you're a sad and mindbroken complainer fag
>>130755913fuck
>>130755917gay.based.
I didn't even get to post all my kpop footy webms in the sk games threads and now they're out
>>130755913oral fixation confirmed
>>130755910sometimes i miss her cute chubby cheeks
real yejibros wear velcro shoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45inBWQIL28This is the guy that taught TaeyeonIT is better to be him than to be SoomanThe One gets to disclose the pure flower of manly yet tender love to the people
>>130755924at least i'm not a circlejerker cuckjeet
>>130755946for me after taeyeon its eunji
is gawon a virgin
Im about to puke
real yejibros are sleeping
no that's me i'm the virgin
yes but gowon
if you post here all day your entire existence is a circlejerk
>>130755952love gehlee so muchshe did a huge glowupfuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
do female idols really hook up regularly with male idols? how can they even meet
>>130755960damn
>>130755961do you think idols only exist when you are seeing them on camera?
>>130755960yeah i didn't want to have sex with gehlee at all until recently haha
>>130755961don't all these companies have buildings? like the sm building is where they all go do stuff idk
>>130755957i just post my fav girls at random hours while i see other anons fighting
why isn't gehlee more popular on kpg
>>130755968
>>130755960found the late 30s overweight bald white man
>>130755961sex apartments usually
>>130755971doesn’t the hybe building have a room full of beds for the idols to hook up
yejibros it is time for us to take a good nap goodbye
>>130755974her group is trash and the world isn't ready for flip idols quite yet
>>130755976so she's into me... thank you...
>>130755961Korea is really populationally dense and people just ignore pople for the most partI lived there for about a year and a halfThere are love hotels and sex apartments everywhere and it is populationally dense so people just don't really see what's going on around them and also everyone sees prostitute cards everywhere all the timeIn addition to that there is an oceanic emotion that says we are all refugees of an intrinsically unjust world run by the Devil (and communists) which is why a lot of Koreans either go to Church at 4:30 AM every morning or are still up drinking at that time, etc. And they are a bit naive about sex and love too - or "Romantic" in a classical sense. I say this without critique. Like when I was there I was in love with the office bicycle and I knew what she was doing but I just felt like, "Because she needs it, al lthings are permitted, life's not gonan get better so lets experience orphic sexual mysticism"Of course there are also super idealistic Kroeans like they cannot imagine Karina wants it ever or they just see with "aejeong nun" (eyes of affectionate love)I have "aejeong nun" for JiU liek I do not imagine her as ever having sinned, I see the river of the Spirit's gentle forgiveness and nothing else. Although I feel that a lot of these girls are wasting themselves and could just pray and give a tenth of their bulgogi to the Ceiling Cat and He would send them a knightly husband (that is my prayer for Gyuri)
>>130755988wtldr
who is doing who at the hybe hq
why wasnt sunny popular despite her having an excellent voice?
>>130755994just look at that ugly face
>>130755994cus shes ugly
>>130755994she was middle of the pack in popularity she was really good on variety shows
>>130755994dude no way I have a tab up right now looking at g shocks
>>130755994why does shit smell?
>>130755993chimp is chimping
>>130755994that is what used to happen back then when they didnt do plastic surgery as much>no talent, ugly face, nepo babyluckily she had a good sense of humor and big tits to balance it out
>>130755988>Ceiling CatIs this some sort of Korean god?
>>130756006oh come on she's cute
>>130755994she was still 4th or 5th best in the best vocal group sver. She had a great career and could have worked a lot longer if she wanted to
>>130756006she was top 3 in both singing and variety and there was a brief time where she was at least top 4 in looks
they made her sing in aegyo voice
>late 30s overweight bald white manyejibros...
>>130755994I dated Sunny in 2013. We were together from May to November (Thanksgiving). I wrote a really racy but non explicit SNSD fanfic on AFF and she DM'd me, after talking a while she shared her true identity. At first it was all about sexual fornication but over time she developed feelings. Then she began someone I wanted to take care of.She tried to get me a job at SM Entertainment but Lee Sooman said I didn't have the killer insctint and my reactions were too slow. After that she encourated me to become a concert classical pianist.On Thanksgiving we went to a party in Switzerland with Krystal then Krystal got drunk with her bodyguard and went out in a sex boat. Sunny got really mad at me for not boating out after them fast enough because she had a bad feeling about that guy. Then later Sunny asked me to fix her laptop, met me at the door and I grabbed her by the P. But she actually wanted me to fix her laptop and I didn't know how. In the end I was just taking and taking. The last time we talked Iinvited her to come to duck-hunting in Canada with me and she cried aobut the ducks I was killing. I said her tears were giving me an erection. I thought she would like that but in the end it didn't work out.Krystal's bodyguard knew this guy who works at Palantir now, he also used to work in the ROK Ministry of Defense on special military engineering projects. He built her a webscraper app that automatically deletes any fanfics involving unloving sex with SNSD members.
enough with the sunny slander
>>130756012>fake baby voice shitfuck off
taeyeon always was and forever will be the only relevant soshithe other members were glorified backup dancers
>>130755994sunny was #2 n my marriage fantasies after tae. I actually liked yuri the most but she was way out of my league
>>130756019you're thinking of rosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBzIYMWzcLM
>>130756016>dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzOl3gGuKH8JEsus Christ Himself endorsed Sunnywhen HE said1 - You must become humble as little children2 - They say that the old wine is better3 - You have forgotten your first love; therefore be zealous and repentZeal friendo's ~ it is because of white men that Sunny is alive today, not only the Korean War but Operation DEsert ShieldBut you to omust be a real man
love bang yunha
>>130756024I respect Sunny because I feel she has a pellucid soul (knows herself, honest with herself)and because when the crazy guy tried to drag Taenguri offstage it was Sunny that intervenedmoral and physical courage
>>130756017>>130755994oink
>tinny pretending he wasnt a jessicafag when he used to avatar with her 24/7
Sunny wasn't a nepo baby. She didn't know her uncle was at SM
>>130756004dogfucker
>>130756045this is one of the dumbest things ive ever read and i was a hardcore soneeveryone knows she was put into the group through her uncle fuck off
I can't get over how terrible boompala is. this is hands down one of the worst kpop songs I've ever heard. The choreo is also terribad.
what the fuck did jaden do to chaewonhttps://youtu.be/nHyZ8WEPABU
oogie best chinkby a lot too
imagine being someone like chanmi and cut out of SNSD just to see their huge success, then get cut out of the f(x) lineup.
sunny is what koreans used to look liketake me back
2ne1 won
>>130756059one of the saddest transformations
>>130756069I LOVE YOUUUU I LOVE YOUUUUUU
moka kisseu
sunnys deadly aegyo
how come ian won
>>130756059hes actively murdering these girls and i am very upset about it
your waifu just died
>>130756033i thought i was the only one
>>130756073gen 2 goblins were f*cking severe
>>130756078retard yubin
remember when ningning did this
>>130756061post her
>>130755938Who's this succubus?
>>130756083i remember when she posted her browns
>>130756065half of the 2nd gen was put in snsd before going to other groupskinda odd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agcOScbibWg&list=RDiUG-_sK-tBs&index=2We don't care about post-1989 girls here (except a smattering of '94 fu's)God stopped making em like that to force us to wait for Jesus
>>130756083nigning does that every other day
>>130756075h2h might have lost with lemong tango
yejibros we are playing against cape verde next week wish us success brothers
I lover so much bros.
>>130756073ugly :/
>>130756101She's looking suspiciously chesty for a wee tike.
>>130756101i dont listen i just look at JEONG IAN
paddy
it's 2ne1 you and i
>>130756113we liked sunny for her body and not her face
>>130755974She's brown and ugly
>>130756118we liked her face and personality too
No, we love Sunny's comfy face; we acknowledge Korea's history of gaslighting into doing Aegyo instead of presenting her pure beautyWe also affirm she is better wife material than the other Soshi's that dragged guys out for literal decades like it was nothing We also promise that we will not marry Sunny until TAeyeon also is married and TAeyeon and Sunny both have husbandshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kwxeqhv9-I
how come all the idols i like become winners
Most Streamed Songs by 5th Generation Groups on Spotify in 2026:#1 NOT CUTE ANYMORE — 132,513,089#2 RUDE! — 125,250,545#3 REDRED — 112,839,491#4 Magnetic — 101,138,734#5 GO! — 99,274,614#6 FaSHioN — 94,793,963#7 Moonwalikn’ — 84,387,753#8 It’s Me — 63,876,389#9 404 (New Era) — 61,354,434#10 Psycho — 58,790,112
>>130756078this makes me sad
404 is terriblekatseye gnarly tier lyrics
>>130756125crazy how babymonster is a top 3 group
NewJeans lost
>>130756125wheres njz
>>130756122we ianchads cannot lose but many will seethe at us
>>130756125>he's chartshitting smuttify againhow many listeners did griddle drop in a day?
gn
>>130756085
>>130756129theyre carried by ads
>>130756135we dont know the exact number because they completely left the chart
>>130756136gn
>>130756135the only mistake cube made was thinking anybody that likes idle gives enough of a shit about charts to stream that they needed to cheat for a day in the first placetheir fans are lazy fucks
>>130756122i noticed the same thing, let's keep sharpening our skills while also adding AI CMO and stock-picking abilities so we can one day start our own girl group / media companyWe should try to poach and recruit Panda, Childyeon, Hyungseo, Minji (NJZ), Yooyeon, also SArangand some younger fu's that are still in the womb We can practice internal promotion and make 2- and 3-gen idols the managers and trainers and stuff like a familyand Christian only lyrics like "Jesus oppa your strong shoulders make me feel so comfortable"
>>130756137white man's kryptonite
>>130756139cute little chinese sperg
>>130756147too much schizbabble for me
>>130756146oh they care about charts, they were all over saying how organic they are after the huge jump and they constantly chartshit about their accomplishments from 3 years ago
>>130756087Unchild tina
>>130756161cute
>>130756112>>130756152whats going on here
>>130756163What a stupid name
>>130756160i only ever see them being self deprecating and talking about how much they dont care and havent since tomboymaybe the chinese fans are different idk
nina best hafu
>>130756176kyla jr
now that the soshitters left we can remember that sunny and hyorc were ugly as fuck
tina china
i hate michel foucault so muchi hate kim ilsungi hate taylor swift toohate all groomersif you ever go on google and search something like "1961 korean girls" they were just as pretty and fresh then and not caked or dyed or anythingk-pop was a mistakemilitary dictatorship might have been unnecessary toobecause the wings of the dove rest gently on the people of the morning gloryif it weren't for park chunghee and the goon squadsand all these groomers and pimps, korea could be the ultimate country nowi hope koreans take over the world and ban all non-koreans from all positions of public responsibilityand women only
>>130756161i got over her funny face idc anymore i must put that body to good use
jiwoo wonimagine the smell
>>130756095its kind like how gen 1 s.e.s lineup had lee hyori and onions (ttma) until hyori rage quit sm and onions wanted to finish her studies
this is what they took from you
>>130756194goddammit her name was so y
>>130756199her name was onions?
>>130756193sion doesn't have to imagine
>>130756195ugly girl group
>>130756195This is unbiblical, youth is vanityOld jeans are better than new jeans tooMHJ just have no range2Gen is eternal
>>130756193this bitch is hot but her face looks very unnatural but still i will fap
>>130756059
>>130756211look at her teeny photos her face was identical with a V jaw
>>130756217she looks way better here >>130756204 so i guess it's just sm makeup sometimes makes them look really plastic for no reason
jiwoo or ahy blast
fuccubus
Why does Jiwoo get so embarrassed all the time? She should loosen up like Stella. I can't have no stiff board in my harem.
>>130756218this girl's a damn whore
stella should deflate her ENORMOUS head
>>130756233One of the worst faces in KPOP, its ugliness amplified by those odious facial expressions.
Hayoung bbc scandal
Huh needs to get marriedShe can become something more respectable like a songwriter laterI don't know thoughMAybe Jiwoo can invite Yeojin and Huh to Mass and teach them about the Virgin Mary so they have a role model other than the 50,000ths imperial concubine of King DongbongWe have to prayWe might even hae to marry pure Chrsitian girls to set an example for them
>>130756240She should also stop doing those hiphop hand gestures. They're so obnoxious.
>>130756233One of the best faces in KPOP, its beauty amplified by those delightful facial expressions.
>>130756246holy fucking uggos
>>130756228gooood megan morning!
>>130756246I unironically gagged.
>>130756242you know an idol is beautiful when people from /mu/ calls her ugly
>>130756244hot
>>130756259esl
boulder fu's are the best, we love them because they have extra compute memory. we can get them to memorize lots of information and skills so we can restart civilization from scratch (and homeschool our children)we especially love Stella, but also Jihan, and YeriWe are suspicious of small face fu's and also diligence fu's that seem to lack cranial infrastructure
>>130756267wtf are those feet
Is there a show today?
>>130756246hottest group ever and the most talented
>>130756271yes those are feet
>>130756264thoughts on japanese women?
>>130756246i wish jiwoo would stop dressing like a fat girl at the pool. i am sure her pudgy body would look hot as fuck in a two piece bikini
>>130756271its the only part of her thats not plastic
>>130755763Niki!!!!
>>130755774carmenita
>>130756276i only have unpopular opinions about jgirlsthe best japan fu is not in k-pop (izumi sakai)the best japan k-pop is saku but kazu will get better with age just like saki did in real life terms japanese girls are hard to get to know in my experience not necessarily as friendly or outgoing as koreans can tend to bebut i don't know that much about 'emthe most important things are love and happiness in the end and noe problem with J's and K's is they sacrifice inner happiness for external results or stratify their society by personality typebut they are all changing now putting on the renovation of the heart of Christ
>>130756273>>130756279samefag piece of shit
>>130756287how about women walking around with other women?
>>130756288nice try jiwoocuck
>>130756283carmen should stop eating american junk food. that's probably what caused this acne
>>130756293all idols have acne
jiwoo....perfect....from head to ankles......
k-pop's should not eat anything but white tofu and kimchi plus riced cauliflower for fibrebecause salt gives the wrong idea and sweet gives the wrong idealife is meant to be pure
>>130756295none more than eunchae
>>130756293i remember eunchae breaking out whiling touring in the US. it's the food
>>130756293Why didn't SM find top-tier singers who are also insanely hot like they did with aespa? The two main vocalists are absolute visual doodoo.
>>130756281
>>130756227one on each monitor
>>130756301i bought an imported energy drink from the UK and it had half the sweetness/sugar of a states one
>>130756301This bitch just eats like a cow no matter where she is.
>>130756290i feel like JiU does too much for YoohooIt maeks me sadJiU should find a man who will love her back to lifeand not try to shoulder responsibility for all other womenit depends if they have a true freindship or just codependency or one giving the other bad advice n stuffultimately every woman has to be at least minimally self reliant or responsibleor rather, shepherded by hteir Heavenly Fatherif they alaways rely on another female voice they can be led into sin and error
>>130756301or it could be the people uploading pics/vids overseas don't use all the filters that koreans do
>>130756309
they ALL have acne, even ones that people like to claim have perfect skin
>>130756307why is she deathgripping that
Whenever I go to H-Mart I stop at the rest stop and get a white monster for all our Korea fu's that like monsters esp white
>>130756298I agree, but a sachet that has no distinct branding on it that contains their RDI of protein and essential vitamins and minerals seems like a more adequate fit. They may opt for a bow of steamed rice if their manager permits more carbs for their day. At least that's how I would structure things. Being an idol necessitates a lifestyle of minimal clutter that food engrains. I don't want my idol having any emotional interferance outside of reading fanmail and performing on stage.
*sigh* why is it always white with these kpops
>>130756153
can dr. kim also fix jiwoo’s feet? he crafted his masterpiece but forgot the most important part
idols should do the caveman regimenit worked for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAlaoioPqwQ
Anons, I teared up during the spotify video when Jiwoo gave Yeon advice. Still and all, it's remove Yeon till I die.
>>130756346
