Love You for a Long Time EditionPrevious: >>130749761Thread theme: https://youtu.be/iKYxMnW7bgsAnnouncements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) I'm gonna love you for a long time>Recent albums<Beth Orton - The Ground AboveRyan Beatty - CalicoMadeon - VictoryOlivia Rodrigo - you seem pretty sad for a girl so in loveBebe Rexha - DIRTY BLONDEKelsey Lu - So Help Me GodLiz - PrototypeTori Kelly - God Must Really Love MeJosh Conway - plumDagny - Dancefloor EroticaKim Petras - DetourhorsegiirL - NATURE IS HEALINGChxrry - U, Me & My EgoLizzo - BITCHPaul McCartney - The Boys of Dungeon LaneMalcolm Todd - Do That AgainNiall Horan - Dinner PartyRosa Walton - Tell Me It's A DreamWidowspeak - RosesSlippers - Slippers 08That Kid - So Famous>Upcoming albums<Madonna - CONFESSIONS II | July 3rdEartheater - Heavenly Body: If I’m The Bottle You’re The Message | July 14thGracie Abrams - Daughter from Hell | July 17thSteve Lacy - Oh yeah? | July 17thCharli xcx - Music, Fashion, Film | July 24thTyla - A*POP | July 24thAriana Grande - Petal | July 31stEllie Goulding - I Know Too Much | September 4thCarly Rae Jepsen - Day and Night | September 18thbeabadoobee - Pylon | September 18thTove Lo - ESTRUS | September 18thRavyn Lenae - Blue Island | August 7thPhoebe Bridgers - Lost Weekend | August 14thJulia Holter - Materia | August 21st
Doja wins this thread
>Recent singles<Charli xcx | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAp4q27hTOcCarly Rae Jepsen | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XqexqiqkdkSteve Lacy | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYsA1raHnS0Ravyn Lenae | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0dsX_uKjMCOBRAH & Grimes | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Gd5Y4uaxsBella Poarch | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOCLX-h2PAcPhoebe Bridgers | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KXnboPN1p4Katy Perry | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzUs8ohSB3wGracie Abrams | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YSnCqHXMGYPJ Harvey | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzCjzFsGl_cbeabadoobee | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkApy8LE8s8Julia Holter | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7ihzEA_FUFrost Children | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEEesEP14a0Tiffany Day & slayr | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN_9yv67qHYTyla | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdrW1SJwiMsFKA twigs & Lil Yachty | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaU6ahynQ9Edaine | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuQJ4XEKpoUADÉLA | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT2OMsMe5aURose Gray | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rixSliASs6ARebecca Black | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcHW89jq1kkAKRIILA & Jane Remover | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-9YUzzFvqcMadonna | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88fD-UtG_yoAriana Grande | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-jTNka3ucTinashe | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoH0aGPKMwIEllie Goulding | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr9CYpgPueITove Lo & Stromae | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zi5mI9kwhAEartheater | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf-tcWmGqRsJae Stephens | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR7LF7UCoXcTaylor Swift | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzJXikN_4wAMadeon | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzVg1vRmmsoBlood Orange | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLwwEDwDji8Julia Wolf | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk7gvM1jBdcROLE MODEL | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_KTG0BzRiI
Natanya | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTbUCZknPkgNia Archives | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgOCnZtdz3UNate Sib | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKHm1mgJf18Lola Leon | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvTKplfNP8kMeg Stalter | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRik-8sfSgYCara Delevingne | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCOMqs1dC3k
>>130756162AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>130756166delete that shit right now
I'm gonna get very drunk and sing Selena Gomez's Love You Like A Love Song
>>130756180
>>130756197
I'm gonna get very sober
>>130752787Cynthia ERIVO :green_heart:
>>130756201
MARINAZINEYOU MAKE ME EAT YOU MAKE ME SLEEP
you the big guy from /wpop/
wpopbop big pants
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vCO2a1lIPMo
Olivia Rodrigo is pedobait
>>130756230For you
>>130756243YCTTGOODBYCTDOOTG
>>130756243Yes that's why people here like her, how new are you
>>130756215who the hell even came up with them words
Dem freckles
>>>/ck/22072388
Why are they pushing cigarettes on zoomers so hard all of a sudden. Suddenly all the zoomer pop stars are smoking/singing about cigarettes. Is this a psyop?
>>130756316zoomers discovered Chainsmokers
>Its another creamy goon sesh for nineveh and her freckles and eyes episode
Vodka and Diet Coke gets you drunker
Ummm I must say...It is up... by the way...https://youtu.be/55vOH00JE10?t=1918
>>130756316Purchasable transgression. If anything it's lazy.
>>130756326>Diet Cokeokay Taytay
>>130756325A freckled face is a blessed face. Also, those gorgeous azure eyes.
>>130756333I could show you incredible things ;-)
>>130756348You could show me any picture of her, then.
Over here jacking offNigga got his water based lube
I did a Friday Night Ava Max schtick right? I can't remember
Ok so I checked out that band Samsung. I thought the dudes vocals were badass and carried the songs, but the instrumentation didn't do it for me as much. I wish it sounded grittier like the vocals Thoughts on this? VERY IMPORTANT:https://youtu.be/CZWBnOL4SO4
Yo I was just thinking how come the hot chick in Jackass didn't do any stunts the whole movie
Who is responsible for Ariana Grande's well being, who is looking out for her
>>130756408Cute.
Oh Lana, I can feel the soil falling over my head
Lmaoo what the fuck is this https://youtube.com/shorts/jXeBx7KZ8tg
I need to meet this nigga wtfhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Lv-OQIlARDg
CAUSE I'M A COCKSUCKER YES I AM
nineveh the type of dude to wear a superman logo shirt
man of steal your sandwich
>>130756598nice to see a woc at #1
>>130756648Woman of Country
>>130756598I'm looking at the most disgusting thing ive seen in my life
>>130756657Turn on your monitor
>>130756659Bodied that freak
I wish I was a little bit tallerI wish Livvy was a ballerI wish I had a Madison Hu who looked good, I would call herWish I beat Tom Bugs in a hat with a batAnd a '64 Micapala!!!
which poster is a sloppy yolo bum
livvy won
livvy abuelamode
livvy
>>130756737Does it bring you joy just to wait to copy me??? I really don't understand and it make me angry
This new Nick Crowley video pissed me off.
and it make me angry
reminder that Christina Aguilera
>>130756829Oh, so now we’re pretending that your people don’t litigate??
I wanna be blackHave natural rhythmShoot twenty feet of jism, tooAnd fuck up JewsI wanna be blackI wanna be a PantherHave a girlfriend named SamanthaAnd have a stable of foxy whoresOh I wanna be black
>>130756854Bro it's actually fucked up. Some thirdie Pakistani bullshit
>>130756931IM FUCKING DRUNK AND BEING SENT PUSSY PICTURES FROM JUNKIE GIRLS AND UBER DOESN'T WANNA TAKE ME. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!X-(I SHAVED MY PUBES FOR THIS?!?!?
>>130757082Why don't you Uber her to your place instead
>>130757094She doesn't trust me. She thinks I'll stab her to death as sacrifice to Olivia "Whore's Blood" Rodrigo. Also Uber's GPS fucked up my location last time and we ended up in Mexico
Donkey shows on a Saturday night are disappointing
>>130756907I don't know what the fuck you mean. Come up with your own schtick. You don't copy everyone else. I haven't slept in day
I haven't slept in day
MY CUM STINKS LIKE FIREBALL BLAZIN' APPLE
When i come back to this board i expect it to be decently moving and for one of you guys to be posting sexy pictures of hayley williams or something. And you guys are dropping the ball on that big time in both fronts
>>130757201Fuck you. Motherfuck you infact.
FACK JEW MANG
Schtickposter is the only funny poster in this thread. God, I hate him.
Kylie Minogue and the Antifascist Pasta Bowl
>>130757368Stop copying me and let my freak flag flyX-(She's fucking me tomorrow. Vodka and coke and cigs and everything is in its place
Schtickbandit mogs
>>130757417She'll snicker at your circumcised johnson X-)
>>130757431Fuck The Knicks, Fuck Junior's, Fuck Katz's, Fuck the Macy's day floats, hit the world trade center again and again
Fuck katz? FuckKatz's?? Fuck YOU man
>>130757500I kreated Katz's and the jar full of extra sour foreskins
Schtickposter is a Bob Dylan level genius (even though he’s a racist chud) and the rest of you are just biting his style. I do like Madison Hu
Madison Hu is like the second place prize you get when you’re trying to see Olivia’s Rodrigo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wI3UXQyi8l0
Don't you DARE talk shit about Goddess Madison Hu. You can't fluff my cock with compliments either. I hate your schtick stealers with every fiber of my hairy asshole
Madison Hu got that sweet and sour pussy. That General Tso’s vagina.
why everytime i open fucking instagram i see posts like "WHO'S BEST EQUIPPED AGAINST THE HEAT? WHO'S GOT AC?" like shut the fuck up
Bed bugs love my cock
good morning /wpop/!
>>130758094Euros aren't welcome
>>130758118*stab*
>>130758135We stab less than humans with hollow points at high velocity. You're not a cute gypsy
>>130758161>posts a european artist
>>130758184You don't understand and that's why your country men shoot themselves in the field.
>>130758094mornin
I would attach my mouth to Olivia’s pussy like some sort of sea creature that needs to suck out all of the juices in order to survive
I wish I could save Madison Hu in some sort of time machine
>>130758220>>130758266I wish both of you terrible death
That's a ball sack.
tfw now swiftie gamers to play with
>>130758406is this supposed to be a bad thing
Justin Bieber - LIVE FROM COACHELLA (Weekend I) Full Sethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iCC1D0DT8
Sting, has it been you the whole time? What's it been,10 years?
You're the choli fuck in celeb, right? I can't stand those threads
You called me out on a Dove post along time ago>>130758488
I still have the photos of the young short hair girl you came all over her face while drunk
You were the worthless Natty Daddy 30 pack poster too
Your mom didn't have most of her teeth and smoked in the living room.I remember
Morning.
Just come out and say it. Say you've been wasting your life here and it's so different
Fucking worthless bitch
>>130758203Hello Chappyfan
>>130758430i'm switching to olivia gamer's
Fucking coward. They shut off your wifiat midnight
I've decided to stop paying for my drinks, a practice I'm terming "jewish sober"
>>130758571omg it's Ninooo! https://youtu.be/mlE5jloXnhE
>>130759187Enjoying your day?
>>130759200I'm about to. got out of work, which went fine except for me fucking up a thing as usual... it'll be another day, another pool day! what about you?
>>130759211Lift day today. This time, I'll be focusing on pushing more reps (12-15 reps each set). This is designed to test your endurance.
>>130759231Cut to the chase and show us those gains.
>Louis Vuitton faces backlash over Paris Fashion Week waterfall during heatwavepharrell bro...
>>130759314
Ninny's mom pays for his gym card just to get him out of the house for a bit.
>>130759341
>>130759185Ole Mid-Missouri Midge used to wear cargo shorts, to store pints of whiskey, and get free coke from the bartender by saying he was the designator driver: https://youtu.be/pdEvL6jxUYA?is=DotriBgfsIua__-0
>>130759847this shit is lowkey a banger
Nino raped me in Northern Ireland
>>130759889That's nice and everything. But I'm on vacation, and fixing to watch Mutiny on the Bounty: https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM?feature=shared
>>130759972>Mutiny on the BountyCharles Laughton or Marlon Brando version? ^_^
>>130759986As much as I like the Celtic Welsh Anthony, I only watch a true Midwest bruh Brando in the Pacific. Song unrelated: https://youtu.be/nGlIDlOqurA?is=i86C6CIaIDD_bqRW
Do you really want to hurt me?
This is now a Michael Bay machines having sex thread: https://youtu.be/3_Sqn98Z7Ao?is=9L_PrViFAj87Uc2u
New York Titty
>>130760210Okay. Could be worse.
>>130760225lowk this is the hottest maggie ever looked
>>130760228agreed
>>130760228Was about to say the same thing
onfawchunatleh, went wenk boi choli eksieks feld tew choht awn duh spo-ee-foi glouwbuhl choahrt
it's overthe culture has shiftedcholi is finished
Taylor is a fraud
>>130760228>>130760235>>130760240Good to know you prefer undershirt Maggie.
>>130760228>>130760235>>130760240What I like the most, is how it with the theme of Western popular music: https://youtu.be/h7ArUgxtlJs?is=9Q2kIWSYuYqur_Xe
>>130760280https://youtu.be/C_pEeC41Pxo
Imagine hating this.
>>130760302Clearly not a Western popular musical videographerical post; what, are you stoopid: https://youtu.be/93ASUImTedo?is=H1BaZZ4RwBhaFZdJ
choli oice craem
>>130760386Imagine getting all of that plastic surgery, but not waxing that unibrow: https://youtu.be/CGyEd0aKWZE?is=6wml_8ezJEcFyiZz
now imagine hating THIS
western popular bro is the best poster around
Dunno about that buddy
Can the penguinz0 spammer clear something up for me. I thought I remembered hearing that he lifts, so is that just larp or does he just have a bad frame
>>130760433If hating trailer trash is wrong, throw me into the brig: https://youtu.be/-CmadmM5cOk?si=VtQ2pB7CN0y1GAB-
>>130760247Meanwhile…
i met her at a party, i think she was on drugs
>>130760433I don't like her music but she's okay looking out of makeup.
>>130760479more like I'll push you off a cliff
OLIVIA WTF
>>130760538You wish lesbo: https://youtu.be/IdneKLhsWOQ?si=uEfU33kEns1Hft-Z
Thelma && Louise
Did somebody say Thelma and Louise?
>>130760564Never gonna live that one down, am I?
>>130760545how does this affect the jojo situation
>>130760557based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzxKEne2nBU
>>130760476mogs wpop
>>130760645definitely one of the best wpop albums of this year
I like to picture my DJ Sagerino as calculating all of the minerals, not just sodium and potassium, when he eats this or that. And of course letting loose and having a deep dish Chicago pizza: https://youtu.be/k0BWlvnBmIE?si=SoiunoQZnO8aafW8
>>130760670i feel just like thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D24dn9eXTwA
Is /wpop/ gonna go to the newly opened Level 99 play center in Disney World
Nineveh say he momma ain’t treat him right.
Mommas dont let your babies grow up to be oolys
Which poster is drinking this
Who posted this. Also, LMAO:>>130756037
>>130760701Never been to a theme park. Would be cool to go someday desu
>>130760727I betcha it ain't a tripfag: https://youtu.be/Ys7-6_t7OEQ?si=P3wwVBCwMQNbU6zV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN_DnCfybac
>>130760727Is this the wpop drink
>>130760764No it's this
What do you guys think of my wpop sandwich
cn someone explain me... why gloves?
>>130760784Where's the peanut butterWhy aren't the Cheetos inside the sandwich
>>130760784That looks fucking minging.
>>130760557>>130760616>>130756232just wait https://youtu.be/nKLigQGfXLw
>>130760816fookin minging
>>130760784Burger is fine but I'd eat that with a side salad instead of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
>>130760817And that's true even though there's a goddamn Cheeto in the White House!
Flamin' Hot Cholis
chappy tummy and legs
>>130760836It's a Clairo tribute
I got your Clairo tribute right here mate
:(
i mentioned i like chappell roan to my friends and now they think i'm gay, what do i do?
>>130760898Suck them off
>>130760898if you like chappell you are gay its a fact
>>130760887Retirement age Halsey will be someone's divine punishment
curious how these 2 "lizzo flopped" vids used the exact same image of herno manufactured smear campaign here
>>130760927
>>130760927>>130760937As much as I trash Ava Max, she was dropped by her label for much less than Lizzo was. That bitch got an entire year to rework her album and still flopped. Bitch only has herself to blame.
floppin' lizzo psyop guy is my new favorite bit
>>130760927>>130760937noooo not muh heckin poor lizzorino :(
I've been trying to write an essay for awhile about why I should be selected into a prestigious cooking school. I've written my whole life store. A life some consider a myth when I rocked from South Street to One Two Fifth when I hopped off the plane in LAX with dream and cardigan. Pic related: https://youtu.be/fiBLgEx6svA?si=QlTr3HjHlwZ-ZAdc
Lizzogate finna bring down the government, screencap this
IS IT ALL ON ME OR CAN I BLAME IT ONFATE>*sped up o fortuna starts up*
Call it fate, call it karma
>>130760967Beats the communist who kept shilling Caleb Maupin and claiming Hip Hop was a CIA psyop.
>>130760961i've stated previouslymy issue is not the album flopping. it's the gigantic media response to her flopping that is suspicious. bad albums are just tossed to the wayside and forgotten. why is there so much spontaneous discussion from all these media outlets? if everyone truly stopped caring about lizzo why is she the main topic of conversation for the past week?
>>130761004Because she's a controversial artist.
lizzo makes NSBM
Will I want that mocha: https://youtu.be/IwBS6QGsH_4?si=uLhSQHP1SSuym2Y4
Rock Against Choli
>>130761004>>130761019Because she had the spotlight on her for years. She also got gigs others would kill for and had prestige few others who produce the same sort of Disco/Soul/R&B pastiche did. This album was supposed to be her big comeback especially amidst all the lawsuits, delays and assorted bad press. This isn't rocket science.
>>130761004because she was once huge. people line up to gawk and gloat every time katy perry resurfaces for another disastrous album cycle as well. in my country we have term for this: pudotuskorkeus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-v1b9waHWYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RWX94hhKu0
>>130761041Wtf why are we rocking against poor choli
>>130761043You wish you knew what made Katy Perry existed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXsEpa1XjqIi don't know what's wrong with this girl charli she crazy
Tom Bina ate my fucking best friend Kate Jerry X-((
katy perry is great
>>130761067I know this guy had a quick video on her:https://youtu.be/xRyuvjK1eC4
>everything must be a conspiracymaybe the music is just shit
>>130761096>public liked me because they were force-fed by the radios, no ones actually actively searching for and listening to my music!!! and thats the industries fault!
if you're a radio darling you don't really have fans. like you can pick one but you can't have both
>>130761106Hate to say it, but fagtano made good points in his Lizzo vid
>>130761121Haven't seen it because fuck that catty duplicitous faggot. QRD?
>>130761121he made good points in that halsey review too
>>130761146Many have said this
>>130761139Basically, Lizzo doesn't have hardcore stans, she's good at doing mass appeal pop songs and this new record doesn't have any bops
>>130761146>>130761151
>>130761152Funny you say that because even Maggie might have more stans than Lizzo, and that's saying something. Apart from me, her presence couldn't be more low-key.
Nineveh eats corn the long way
my waifu is better than yours
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
>>130761171Can't you see how easily, it is to post popular music: https://youtu.be/AkFqg5wAuFk?si=PnxhZA_9wPiRU_dd
>>130761197this one is your worst song pick bro
I could've met Vinny and Bimmy at Universal Studios...
>panteracoolycore
>>130761197We dont like metal in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g
Eating the Coolyburger and immediately turning racist
eating the toolyburger and immediately turning british
>>130761197You gotta be trolling. That's one of Pantera's worst.
Down > Pantera
>>130761245That much is obvious. Fear Factory is better than Pantera, if we're comparing Mall Metal.
Mooly Metal
groove metal is gayer than the eurochapper
2slimey > metal
>>130761197
>>130761268correcthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e10HzdhSzpQ
>>130761268Is that fake amiri
Ariana upgraded
>>130761282yeah he talks about it on herehttps://youtu.be/LlGmMDzCQHw?t=285
>>130761292Well, if it's true they're back together, she just went back to the guy responsible for Side to Side, Into You ... and donut gate. I see they're going with the 'just friends' things for now.
I'm nominating Ethan Slater for this years /wpop/ KWABOTY awards
>>130761292He's more dripped out than SpongeBob for sure
>>130761325He looks kinda zesty
>>130754897
>>>/ck/22080373
>>130761545wpop sammich
Biggest sandwich I ever saw in my life
Made a tiny sandwich for Katy Jerry ^_^
Can't believe you guys let my wpop burger flop
taylor's light is fading
You got 3 (You)'s buddy that's more than most people get
Lights
>Lights - Toes [Official Music Video]>look inside>no toes whatsoever>mfw
Pepe The Frog
>>130761592>>130761602>>130761606Hmm?https://youtu.be/MSFjYe54uv4
>>130761585Nah I'm officially the Lizzo of /wpop/of /mu/ even
>>130761686More like the R Kelly of wpop
>>130761663i don't listen to it because the vocals are clipping so hard on the streaming version of the song. also, what's up with mid 2010s maggie music vids and her retarded dance moves lol
>>130761702Nah my ex wouldn't let me piss on her
>>130761715ilikeilikeilikeilikeilikeeverything about u
lowkey crash era choli was the hottest
>>130761711She always danced like Elaine. I find it charming.
>>130761772Not really
vroom vroom choli and it's not even a competition
>>130761829
juhk yuh wuflaes paynis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6LOWKVq5sQ
charli gave us permission lads
georgeus princess
she fugly
>>130760862THIGHS
she fbeautiful
>>130760270Katy Jerry always gets away with it
>>130762240tell that to Tom Bina's stomach
new>>130762259