>be me>everyone keeps saying Weezer is for virgins>decide to investigate>put on Pinkerton>first song: "Tired of Sex">immediately talking about being exhausted of fucking girlsWhat the fuck does this mean?
wait until you get to the part where creepers cuomo thirsts over a barely 18yo girl
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>>130772188Yes it's a puzzling meme. I think the logic is that foids found the lyrics offensive, so if you like it then you offend foids and then they don't let you fuck.
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>>130772188it was a nerd revealing his innermost sexual thoughts and experiences so that's why it was off-putting to many
>>130773079>a nerd revealing his innermost sexual thoughts>"Tired of Sex"
>>130772188>OP figures out most weezer haters don't actually listen to weezer
>>130772581Well, at least I know it gets a little better.
>>130773457and she's japanese
>>130772611I always thought it was just nerd shit. But "Tired of Sex" and the way he named a bunch of femoids caught me off guard.
Roasties were right about Weezer. It pains me to say it but I can't deny the truth.
>>130773514how so?
>>130772188That the stone temple pilots are elegant bachelors?
>>130773514Roasties like weezer though
>>130772581Barely 18yo is hot. Don't get what's bad about that.
>>130772188Have you considered that he's lying?
>>130779079you never stop finding them hot but after like 24 you realize it's better to keep quiet about itor at least not openly thirst about them in your second major studio album
>>130779120>nooooo you can't just heckin write songs you have to be a wholesome chungus keanu
>>130772188Tired of Sex is the exact type of song that a virgin would write to make themselves look like a studly sex-haver who's just constantly fucking bitches enough to get tired of it. The only way it could have been more on-the-nose wouod be if the next song was about how Rivers totally has a girlfriend, but she lives in Canada.
>>130779120Why not? Did anything bad happen to Rivers besides a few dorks getting triggered online?
>>130779108No. Are you serious? Like... you think his lying is part of a narrative, or do you think he lied just for the sake of it?
>>130779684Well... what convinced me was that Cuomo was basically a rockstar/popstar.
>>130772581nothing wrong with wanting an older woman
>>130780982Like he lied about fucking all the girls to prove he fucks, but then the reason you never see him with a girl is because... uhhh... he's uhhh tired of sex... yea that's it
>>130781417I think you're being childish.
>>130781639Well it's kind of a joke dude. I think you have trouble seeing that because you're scared if the Weezer guy can't get laid from gigs then you certainly can't
>>130784091I don't believe you've had sex.
>>130779825>>130779527obviously they're still going, but despite like 15 years of mostly trend-chasing pop they're still largely remembered for their early albums and being a band for millenial incels, call me crazy but i think rivers singing about asian fetishization and thirsting over barely 18yo girls might have contributed to that >inb4 moralfagnever said i disagree with him, but weezer attracts incels for a reason
incel virgin losers were having copius amounts of sex just 30, even 20 years ago. this enitrely sexless male thing is very new, blame the iphone for it.
>>130786064sexless men have always existed throughout history, you just hear more about them on the internet
>>130784109Okay? You don't have to. This is so bizarre I can't understand why you're so triggered kek
>>130786064IIRC, the word incel was coined on Usenet in the '90s. I don't understand the iPhone Derangement Syndrome that makes people automatically blame every societal trend they don't like on smartphones. It's lazy analysis most of the time, especially the retards who act like an iPhone just magically spawned in everyone's pockets in the year 2007 and the world came to an immediate end as a result.
>>130786064It’s because of sperm donor fathers
>>130772188Did Freddie Mercury sing "Mama, I just fucked a man"?Musicians are lying bastards.
>>130789024Smartphones are the reason why normies know about it. Quit playing dumb to pretend you have intellectual highground.
>>130772188Theyre talking about the fan base being virgins also for what its worth no matter how much sex rivers had literally no one thinks hes a chad also you actually think these were 10/10 stacies? He was one of the most successful musicians in the world and i can guarantee you none of them atleast the white ones, if there were any, were far above mid in looks
>>130772188"Across the sea" is a weird song, but it's got like fifteen second of pure heaven, that part that kinda sounds like "Debaser" by the Pixies. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>130792220ESL post
>>130772188When I’ve been having sex with a roster of different chicks, and the more sex I have the more I want, so I don’t buy that this was a real situation for Mr Cuoomo
>>130772581>wait until you get to the part where creepers cuomo thirsts over a barely 18yo girlWait till you find out the lead singer of Led Zeppelin had sex with a 14 year old girl when he was like 30.
>>130779684lmao facts. Tbh tho when I was a young teen I was confused by Tired of Sex too, couldn't relate, but there was a point in my mid 20s when I was getting laid a lot but could never hold a relationship for longer than like 3 months and I related to Tired of Sex a lot more. To virgins it might seem like a fake brag, but the emotion is real, I have lived it
>>130794394This is like saying “I’m so tired of money and success”
>>130794452lol eh idk. The sentiment is that he's craving love and not finding it through sex.>so why can't I be making love come trueetc. I get why that looks stupid from the outside though, if somebody was singing about how much money and success they have but still can't find happiness it'd get a bit of an eye roll from me, as someone who's broke as fuck. But in that moment I was feelin it. Now I'm in my 30s and don't have nearly as much sex and also haven't found love so I'm back to being a regular sad sack of shit
>>130794268giwtwm
>>130794268Yep all the rockstars were based, were well awaee
>>130794268>remember what they took from us
>>130772188I played Weezer at work once and all the girls stopped talking to me
