MORNING DEW (DONK) editionPrevious: >>130860315Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv5f9Q2LJYMAnnouncements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) Whenever, wherever, however, whatever, I'll be right by your side.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/july-07/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.06.09-2026.07.09/g:pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.06.09-2026.07.09/g:pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
>>130868225miamooly electro gusic fan lol
>donk?
>>130868246>>donk-ey donkey donk
i wish i could date ashton nicole caseyi love her so much shes so cutemy toxic trait is thinking wed be a good couplethoughts? fellow yearners
>>130868317i'm putting together a team
>>130868338you can't handle that sugar
>>130868424coping and ur mad
new frost children is mid
>>130868451deal with it boy you got to
you pathetic fuckerony
electropop gusic poster gets filtered by good electropop
>>130868480whatever u say beautiful
the only wpop crush i think id unironically have an actual real shot with is ashnikko unironicallydont like doja btw, stop posting her
>livvy, chappy, lana, frost children, dojawpop>ashnikkolpop
lpop as in LOVEPOPwe love ashton nicole casey
>>130868544she's like 30, pack it up
billys pushing 40
>>130868561lol'd at that zoom in
gen z bf (me) and millenial gf (ashnikko)5 years is nothing unironically >>130868561I call her mommy and that's that thenhttps://youtu.be/JxRMnvjulI8
96 is zillennial
>ywn fuck ashnikko>ywn date ashnikko>ywn marry ashnikkoFFUCKING HELL BROSi feel like shit, time to listen to the saddest kanye shit man
Olivia Rodrigo on public transportation
>>130868674It's New York. It just comes down to convenience
EYYY IM WALKIN EEEEEEEEREEE
Uhm, i thought we made it very clear that Ashnikko and slayyyter are part of the banned list? Why do i see pictures of them?
cuz my heart loves ashnikko and my cock leaks for both
>>130868691An LA jew. NOT New York. Ironically, Jon Voight is born and raised in Yonkers though
I need a LivvyI'm holding out for a Livvy 'til the end of the nightShe's gotta be strong, and she's gotta be fastAnd she's gotta be fresh from the fight!!!
Buddy The Filmbro
>>>/tv/221633726
Trad Livvy in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction
Buddy, youd like to date/fuck halsey?also what do u think of ashnikko?
>>130868821I wanna fuck Ashnikko while Bird strokes his big brown cock
tooly chan
>>130868821I'm in the same boat as you. I think I could pull Halsey if I were even kinda famous
Jane B. The FilmsisI don't think I could bring myself to fuck Jane Birkin. My love for her is something more pure. I've never even beaten off to her.
I just know it. I am not delusional and I am not parasocial. I have a feeling. My heart knows, heart recognizes heart.>>130868830I am not sure I would enjoy watching her get fucked. I mean I am not sure I wouldn't either.
According to blind Sabrina is dating a bum
Like I said before, a meeting between Maggie and I would quickly get contentious. That said, a freckled Nordic princess with ocean-colored eyes and a loving, pure heart? You bet.
they both fuck BBC, you lost
>>130868961Rare doug W
With Ash, we are both left, feminist, I mean I am insane and a nazi at times but...that's private, no one has to know BUT...look, just look at her, I also have the dyed hair, multiple piercings and nipple piercings straight but faggot looking type thing going on. I am just saying I don't think its far fetched. I torture myself by thinking about it more and more, no matter how many alt girls I meet theyre not ASHNIKKO.
>>130869002i'd dick u down ngl
NIneveh expert on impossible crushes. So what do you even like about maggie or why if youre so you know different? I mean, my love of ashnikko makes far more sense, also well...what do you have to say?>>130869024I miss cock like you have no idea, I am just on a being straight kind of year so I do miss it.
>>130868968Why can't you just humor her and agree with what shes saying
>>130868968>>130869046yeah, you know you can lie right? you dont actually have to say what you want to say in life
for the entire week ive had like 3 hours of sleep per day i am fucking insane right nowWHATS YOUR FAVORITE ASHNIKKO SONG GUYS?
>>1308690461. I'm bad at lying. 2. We hate rightoids for different reasons. 3. Our reading lists are unaligned, so we'd effectively be speaking different languages.4. I don't look like this.
Making a really cute Ashnikko WinAmp skin and jizzing all over it
What are the chances of Olivia dating a bum (me)?
Olivia is singing and sucking Mitch McConnell on his death bed
>>130869172oh god
If Zendaya were alt and a little trashy she would be the most perfect woman in the world
I'm not fatigued
dua lipa bouncing on my shi
I wish Dua Lipa would kill a lot of black people. No punchline, fuck the blacks.
Tay Tay Execution Day Day
>>130869352Brutal
thread is unusable during american hours
>>130869352To be a fly on the wall at these events would likely provide a feast of gossip.The pageantry and politics of the fairer sex in the world of entertainment is simultaneously byzantine, disgusting and utterly fascinating. Between all the media appearances where different starlets stress the importance of sisterhood and women sticking together in the industry, ruthless competition and routine passive-aggressive gestures define their daily lives. Daggers cloaked in silk, if you will. For all the talk of sisterhood especially in the presence of men, these women never know their friends from their foes until much later. To compete against men, they'll be a solid front, but among themselves, you'll see a very different dynamic.Hmm, who would be first among these women to say, "THAT BITCH!"?
>>130869403That's how it feels working in sales ngl
>>130869403>a feast of gossipWhat a FAG
i have never read past the fly on the wall sentence
>To be a fly on the wall at these events would likely provide a feast of gossip.
i imagine nineveh like the norwegian indian guy ngl
>>130869196Nah. Zendaya looks weird.
>>130869441Nino, respectfully, that's the most gaylord thing you've said
fat unfuckable virgin thinks woman looks weird
Bella Throne was sexy on Disney's Shake It Up
that wasnt me, i mean SHE IS HOT now not then
>>130869452You do you, Buddy.Side note: is she attractive to you?Me: yes.https://www.instagram.com/daphne_scb
Bird is safe and pure.
>>130869534>no Cigarette SmokeTasteless Philistine.
I havent listened to the last 2 Liv albums. All I need is Bizaardvark.
basic bitch tastelets
>>130869492.
Weinstein Epstein General
>>130869579Yeah. I know. Mmm mmm mmmmm I KNOW
Schtick Bandit has all fingers intact and doesn't jerk off to children
>>130869579>>130869492I did find her cute back then. To be fair, she was older than me back then, I was like 9 or 10 when she was doing that show.It wouldnt be later that I would learn when using this site about anons perving on her. I am in the clear.
still unsure how to feel about trans artists on one hand i like their music but on the other hand im pretty transphobic
Frannie from Dog With A Blog, my nigga!
I am now remembering that colombian transwoman with a massive cock. I always got so horny for her vids ages ago
>>130869534for me it's
I like Bird
>He like pedophilesyeah we know
Divinely ordained rawdog plappage with Bird
I am not a pword i was joking i like adult women like ashnikko
>>130869509She's very conventionally attractive, but there isn't that extra something I like
>>130869660Respect! My top 5 would be: 1. Cigarette Smoke2. Maggots for Brains3. Expectations4. Maggots for Brains5. U + Me = <3
Fanook general
>>130869735Fuck me! 4 is meant to be purple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD5O1RzJeVIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqsfp26v6ds
>>130869725There's also this one. She's a lesbian by God knows why.https://www.instagram.com/willo_marchais/
>>130869828Nino are you into that broad from Critical Role
who mogged?
Legooly
>>130869900i have a thing about kesha so
Old leathery Kesha is old and leathery
>>130869900two queens meeting up to discuss their mog slay
Pinkpantheress
>>130869938Schtickposter is so retarded he wouldn't hit that
>>130869892Don't know it.
pee ess aim een nooew yowk hoai
Addison Rae
me and nino
>>130869892i like laura
fuck a tripfag thursday
>>130869985Malana, do you have an actual crush on chappell or are you joking?>>130869993shes so pretty
Back in the day I used to have all or most femanons on another general on my side, to think I lost that power. My narc ass malding i dont even care but my narc ass is malding about it
>>130870014Our resident lesbian, do you think Willo Marchais is cute?>>130869828
>>130870032yes, i do. you really think I'm that kind of person to larp an infatuation for months on end? look at picrel. you'd think she looks chopped as hell but what i see is that she is tired and needs an "are you ok beautiful?" a cookie, coffee or any other pleasing bevarage and, if she won't be too overstimulated, a kiss and caress on the cheek.
cut the yapping
>>130870071I dont think chappell is ugly, i think the cunt the other guy is shilling is too generic she wraps around to be ugly. Youre not lying...thats what i feel about ashtonthis is a general of yearners
>>130870088>>130870071i guess what i mean to say is that its cool to have someone else be as hopeless in stuff like thisluck with your chappell crush
Top 3 works of art by awful people 3. Off the Wall by pedophile Michael Jackson 2. Ready To Die by fatass Biggie Smalls 1. Tom Bugs by racist pedophile rapist Schtickposter
There is no shortage of the girls just the same type as her, no shortage of people who kind of look like her but there is no comparison to her, my idol, my love, my one and only, Ashton.
>>130870106Ye's discography
niniveh is a MJ denier
>our girl is cheating with drew starkeyWE DID IT FUCK THAT PEDO
All the girls at my partycan she handle the pyrotechnics she started? i want her germs, spitty swappinRIP my heart dearly departed
>>130869103I have a Jane Birkin terminal skin (and Strawberry, my music player)
https://youtu.be/D4uDGds4JwA
>>130870206Ok, now I am curious about your crush. wanna tell me?
>>130870160The FBI investigated MJ for a year, had a highly public trial where he was framed as guilty in every way possible and yet he was found not guilty. What more is there to say? Was he grossly inappropriate? Sure. Were his actions provably criminal? Not that the court found. Every discussion on this topic is just noise. He was a gift to music and his death a massive loss.
>>130870222>tripsSHAMONE!OOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!
>>130870222I agree with this.
>>130870218No
>>130870231Pedophile supports pedophile
ava max foobar2000 skin
I don't believe MJ is a pedophile because he's not jewish
>>130870234Thats rude Maybe i should get you and nineveh out of this place.
Featuring Megan from the Brooklyn Comedy series
>>130870063yeah she's cute. i feel like i wouldn't persue her though.
remember me /wpop/?
Posting about my love for Ashnikko here is like something too sacred and holy being seen in a common place. My love of Ashnikko is impossible to understand, I love her more than I love my girlfriend. ASHNIKKO, in all caps, is what I think of when I think of perfection.
>>130870106I believe I can fly by Rkelly
When I go out, Imma go out shootinI don't mean when I dieI mean when I go out to the club, stupid!!!
>>130870259One morning I was listening to wpop, My Cherie Jane came up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfMawEj1oV8Listening to that for the first time clicked something in my head. I fell in love because of that song. And I mean just look at her. I unconsciously gravitate towards dames with distinct mouths. She has something special to her. Her presence on my screen calms and warms me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpyK_kbSIpYI love the way she talks and her voice. I must remark, the way she moves her eyebrows while talking is quite charming.
>>130869034>NIneveh expert on impossible crushes. So what do you even like about maggieAren't I broken record at this point? Not only does Maggie vaguely remind me of a girl I crushed on, her music entered my life at a turning point. For all of Zoom Media's sins, "Want Want" was the soundtrack to my reinvention. For that, I forgive her suffocating bougieness and terminal libtardation.
Kyle doesn't remind me of any crushes I just have better taste than anyone else alive ^_^
>>130870340Oh Kyliefan. How's your day?
>>130870296you are but a footnote in pop music
did someone say feet
wait how did the whole marina vs doja thing start
i wish i was ashnikkos breast milk
>>130870385Doja is better, simple as
fuck that surface level avant ouiaboofuck that autistic brown nazifuck that wigger filmbrofuck that autistic euro butchfuck that problematic cuck weirdo
>>130870385I started that feud long ago when I started the Marina vs Doja Schtick! X-(
>>130870409which one am i here?
>>130870403let me know when doja drops a better album than the family jewels
>>130870409And fuck your unfunny faceless ass.>>130870419Probably the cuck weirdo.
>>130870409seether melty
i wish i was ashnikkos blood and organs and all her insides, all her outside too
Another thing. I long for a woman who'll love me like this song:https://youtu.be/iKYxMnW7bgs
your schticks don't hit the same no more
>>130870493
>>130870493This schtick is officially dead. Im done.
>>130870365>>130870403Julu Cat
Jack Antonoff killed pop music
>>>/ck/22099404
>>>/tv/221647863
don't save hershe don't wanna be saved
>>130870423It's called Hot Pink (Or any of her other albums)>>130870493I hate you so much>>130870521Nino, you're drifting into the alt-right pipeline, I hate to see you like this
you're just as annoying as doja
>>130870409You're not aware of my level so you can't make an assertion like that (even if it is surface level)
>>130870798Oh, if only you knew how chudly I can be.
Taylor Swift dragging Jack Antonoff into the studio during a breakup for a Toy Story song
>>130870814Chuds need to take Christman's advice: kill yourself and everyone around youRelax liberal... it's called dark humor
>>130870846I LOVER!
I don't even think I'm a wigger
>>130870851NOOO NOT ELECTRIC LADYLAND I DONT WANNA MAKE ANOTHER MILLION DOLLARS DOING NOTHING
>addy, aurora, ayesha erotica, bey, billie, caroline, cece natalie, chappy, choli, chvrches, clairo, crj, eartheater, françoise, frost children, gaga, grimbo, hannah diamond, hayley, jessie ware, kacey, kali, kelela, kesha, kim, kylie, lana, lights, livvy, lola, lorde, madonna, magbay, marina, miley, mylène, oklou, phoebe, pinkpantheress, rebecca black, rina, riri, robyn, rosalía, sevdaliza, sky, sza, tinashe, twigs, underscores, weyeswpop>tripfags, adele, ari, ashnikko, ava, bea, bebe, bina, camila, doja, dua, ella, gracie, haim, halsey, jane birkin, katy, laufey, lizzo, madison, maggie, melanie, mitski, raye, rita, rose gray, slayyyter, tate, taylor, tove, tyla, zara, zheanilpop
>>130870921I just beat off to a latina so I don't see a problem
I wanna go to Medieval Times with Jane B., Chappy, Buddy, Slayyyter and Ninny.
>>130870222Do you think OJ was innocent
I wanna go to Hard Times with Hayley
New video posted today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TgNkts5aDo
I wanna dance to meI wanna dance to A. G.I wanna dance with GeorgeI wanna dance to SOPHIEI wanna dance to HudMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP9q0USvG3A
They're turning the Tom Bina tar pits into a data center.
>>130870952Who knew the hard times were the good ol days
And in the morning I'm making WAFFLES
A total eclipse of my farts
Olivia holding Maggie's tits
>>130871011The fuck is this, Liv!? *hits her*
>>130870947OJ should've thanked his stars the prosecution was less than competent.OJ had overwhelming physical evidence against him and was later found liable in civil court. Jackson's case lacked physical evidence and survived federal scrutiny. We can keep relitigating this and it won't make a lick of difference.
>>130868324
my horny ass could never have one of these :joy:
Violent sex with Olivia
>>130871031Also DNA evidence in court was basically unheard of. The first guy to ever get convicted with DNA barely happened in '89
/wpop/ is using a surveillance database to keep tabs on posters’ sexual orientation, including Schtick Bandit and Eurochapper, while flagging tripcodes like Buddy and Nineveh as a “high risk”
>>130871061I'm flagged as "sexy and funny"
maggie should collab with tom pearl
buddy creeps me out
>>130871039They're on the bay for less than a hundo my dude
All the tripfags are creepy in one way or another.
>>130871096Do you think that my pants are too tight?
>>130871039Pitchfork Media's funeral program
Nah, I wouldn't have a shot with Ashnikko. I have to accept that. She's too social, even if not famous she is too extroverted.
>>130871011
Just blew a big load into a red solo cup
>>130871199wpop
Remember that one time when Gucci Mane sampled a song by that French baby boomer nepo baby and made it genuinely listenable?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf40ndOt5vA
RED TOOLY CUPI FILL YOU UP
>>130871199Me but it was to Jared Schult leaks
Are you a fan of Haley's body of work
>le ironic Gucci Mane appreciation reddit
>>130871228Hailey Bieber's maybe
>>130871212Oh hell yeah.Ex-fan des sixties, petite baby dollComme tu dansais bien le rock'n'roll
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Olivia?
Lmao it autocorrect to my coworkers name
Wasting away again in Oliviaville
Why would I only appreciate one of the best rap artists of all time ironically?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx0vJXavuSs
>>130871300This Soulja Boy clip will never not be funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEAf60_iX8
And it's bad, bad Livyy BrownThe baddest Liv in the whole damned townBadder than old King KongAnd meaner than a junkyard dog
made nino in 2k
This Tay Zonday video will never not be funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhTLDV9qPZ4
I can't really see the connection between Gucci and Soulja right now, but the mixtape Soulja from the early 2010s was certainly something different.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yWXvhjyY5Q
>>130871343Stop copying me you piece of shit!!!X-(
>>130871349At least he has a crispy hairline
>>130871447You worthless faggot! You can't even grow a Jim Croce mustache!!!X-(((
How can we prove that schtickposter and schtick bandit are one and the same person?
The Dua Sheepa schtick killed Oliver Tree
I fell down to Earth
(Dua Jeepa innocent)
>>130871525I (schtick poster) am definitely more unique and have expanded references and rhymes
>>130871572Too bad you're a pedophile
>>130871572Maybe we should throw a rap battle to settle things once and for all between the two of you.
>>130871572you are nothing. sinatra ahh nigga
>pov: you ask for pictures of her feet
All I do is love
WorkalldayandthenIwakeup
>>130871596*Love underage girls
A lot of you seem like the type to get caught in one of those Roblox predator vids
>>130868339>lego >jeopardyWhich demographic exactly are they targeting with these promos
Pissing in an Uber with Olivia "Pooper Scooper" Rodrigo
>AI generating pictures of real peopledo indians really
>>130871654go back to crying about blacks being cast in The Odyssey seether
>>130871654She's fake anyway
>>130871682Wicked Witch of the West ahh
Dua Jeepa
Ooo nigga give me one more gram
https://youtu.be/zAMCXuO7OLYts so ahh
We get it bro you're allergic to good electropop music
>lazy 2008 electro house recycle>good
A Clairo romantic partner
https://youtu.be/LxD2jkEaDpA?t=4m43s
terrible haircut
what is ninevehs opinion on the graham platner situation
>>130871891https://youtu.be/Sev_NjA21oc
Moving to Thailand for the spicy food
>>130871913Certainly a public relations disaster for the Democrats. Who knows who they'll put up now and if that candidate could win?
>>130871913>heh.. politics is for sheeple, might makes right, except when it's israelthere, saved you a wall of text
>>130871957>Shills for some third position as if anyone in said third position would welcome a mixed race male
Olivia singing and farting with Mitch McConnell
>>130871957fuck off seether
/ourgirl/ is single
>>130871989Someone's gotta snatch that CD, rip it and share it
>>130871975seems like we have a nineveh enjoyer with us. go on, tell the folks at home how your life went so irreversibly wrong
>>130871973Shut the fuck up!X-(
chili klosat
Every time I see the word seether I immediately think of the butt rock band
I thought Roddy McDowall was Andie MacDowell's father, turns out she's just some Groundhog
>>130872000who
Nino what do you think about Odessa of Zion. I think she's hot
I thought The Protocols of the Odessa of Zion was too wordy
>>130872046Not for me/10
Rina Lipa rubbing her multicolor clit and smiling
is buddy a nazi
>>130872079Who the fuck is that? The secret lovechild of Rina Sawayama and Dua Lipa?
>>130872095Dua Lipa's attractive younger sister with different colored eyes. That wacky Albania cum!
>>130872046she doesnt look like a habsurgian nazi propaganda poster so what do you think
2 legit2 legit to Liv
new>>130872145
>>130871031>>130871055OJ and MJ got off for the same reason: moron jurors.Indeed, both hard juries who thought they were guilty. MJ's morons didn't think that they had the right to convict without DNA evidence. OJ's just thought he deserved the chance to kill white people in payback for Rodney King.https://www.thewrap.com/oj-simpson-juror-not-guilty-verdict-was-payback-for-rodney-king/
