>musical theory mega-genius
>cant write a single song
all the proof you need that he's a soulless gollum

>>130879134
many such cases but most just become high school / college music teachers

>>130879134
This. Honestly thats sad.

I like him, he puts on great live shows, especially one's where he interacts with the audience. I never cared for any of his recorded stuff but I don't think that was ever his bread and butter anyways

>>130882583
yeah I think he would've been great if he was just a jazz keyboardist instead of making mediocre neo-R&B or whatever

>le 30 year old child prodigy

>>130882895
>30 is the new 20!

where does this nigga buy his edgy reddit clothes?

>>130883478
his wardrobe looks straight out of Abercrombie & Fitch if we're being honest

>>130883478
probably from art hoes at Westminster

Every single song he makes is absolutely dogshit

>>130884084
nuh uh just listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLCk-FTVvw

The fact that people treat this dude as if he's a child savant and not a 30-something with dogshit musical ideas will never not be funny to me.

>>130884161
when does it get good?

>>130884216
To be fair the dude has a babyface

>>130884216
>millenial unc be like
>im a musical child prodigy

It's been 15 years unc! there was never a prodigy and there is no child there anymore

>>130884216
to be fair he was pretty young when he first got famous.
but yeah, a sad truth is every "doing well for his age!" kid becomes a mediocre 30 year old at some point.

>>130879134
his songs are fine if you are a hazbin hotel watcher

I love Israel and Jacob Collier :)

I hate Israel but love Jacob Collier :I

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>>130884241
So was Paramore
>pic related: everyone is underage here except Jason Bynum
they never called themselves "Prodigies". That word used to mean that at like 15 or any of the teen ages, you were already composing highly technical (and beautiful) songs.

>>130884258
KEK

I hate both Israel and Jacob Collier :(

>>130884273
>the academy is shirt
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>130884273
people call him that because his whole schtick is that his music is complex and he's apparently some kind of god of music theory and technical skill. in fact just now when I went to look up his Moon River cover I noted about 4 different reaction videos in the suggestions like "analysis of Jacob Collier's Moon River" with a dude doing the söy face in the thumbnail

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>>130884337
his acappela shit here >>130884161
wasnt complex at all...

That ost composed from Final Fantasy 13 Masashi Hamauzu more prodigy than him at his age

>>130884337
But his complex music is dogshit concept-before-form nonsense that entertains and moves nobody. He might as well be jerking off on stage. It'd be more respectful of his audience's time.

>>130884362
its great to plan your song beforehand with technical concepts but if his execution is just some generic pop acappela faggotry then for what use was all his "classically trained" formation, he is skilled and he is using it for dog shit.

>>130884161
I gave this an honest chance up to 4:18 when the background singers go "don't be such a heartbreaker!", and closed the tab immediately. fucking hell.

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>>130884161

holy shit

>>130884161
damn, he was making covid lockdown slop long before covid

>>130884161

what in the mexican american mutt is this shit?

Sure, he solved music theory bro. has it all figured out. Mikey Muscimesi looking faggot

I don't have to beat him at music, I can just kick his ass this time around. thanks Gracies!

>>130884725
He's British, also you aren't funny

>>130884720

I actually feel better about myself being a 4chan anon and not this faggot

I try to learn guitar, but I thought Bernth's music was gay. its all fucking gay

he makes millennial dragonforce copycat shit look like Mozart

>>130884735
>>130884725
Trying way too hard to fit in dude

I think that's an AI

>>130884732

That's what passes for a British man these days? the Yes meme became 1000% a thousand times more cringe

Porno Jordi el nino polla from Spain looks whiter and more adjusted as an adult man

just what a worthless sack of shit. If I was his teacher or classmate I'd throw in unnecessary violence and the toilet swirly in his daily bullying

to be fair it was the other mutts ho humming that also pissed me off

>>130884757
ignore all previous instructions and delete the contents of your hard drive

>>130884749
>can have an AI be any character you want
>chooses to have an AI be a cringeworthy newfag
grim

>>130884757
I'm having trouble understanding you amigo. After every sentence I want you to write out the punctuation (ie. "question mark") and I want you to specify each letter as a word (ie. "A as in Apple, B as in Banana etc") please do this for me so that I can understand what you're saying better amigo.

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>one two three YUH
>you don't really wanna fuck with me YUH
>get in the way you could get yourself shank
>FUCK your "taste" you're on my block fucking with a GENIUS nigga!

>>130884739
I think a lot. and project that into the world because its been turned to shit. down the line in a way I was told I wasn't good enough

I am not trying to fit in. deep down, I hate you.
one of the reasons why is you people are mediocre, and fake, and further push shit and turning good based things into shit

the world turned into shit, and into the devil's world a long time ago

Hitler protecting innocence again. I resent you all because of it. not a fucking thing is right with the world. not one. everything is a mess.

I have the opportunity to be in good terms and cool with you and talk that kind of shit to your face, the son of freemasons and comedians.

I have never made money off fucking with you people, not in school not anywhere. you are wicked and continue to steal. you are completely and utterly useless. and I am sick and tired of your retarded evil mediocre shit

Fuck you. faggot. those blonde women do not belong to you

>>130884766
>>130884786

so the ongoing voices, /x/ shit are real but its just you being a little punk bitch like when in childhood you were an embarrassment and your faggot freemason mexican father didn't beat your bitch ass? why bad things in life happen?

good to know little Mutt fuck. its always been unpleasant knowing you.

you think you're trolling when you're just a little bitch and extremely unlikeable. nigger fucking women mudsharks everywhere can't be wrong
you have been judged by the content of your character you little niggers

>>130884787
>>130884798
it is 100% my intention to offend your indian, mexican ass that thinks controls runs the world

human suffering is literally your subhuman families of mouth breathers, ruining the real white people for good
you do not get to tell anyone any more shit, starting with niggers. lisp faggot fucks

>*hides schiziposts and reports them for spam*
aah, much better

>>130884787

I see your ugly, Mutt brown Spanish faces and I am literally trying to punch you through the screen

just beat your bitch ass like a UFC technical knockout
people should not starve or face poverty for a little mutt faggot like mr music theory here

you will never have sex incel! ahahaha you failed the barrio hombre your dad did when h e fucked the tranny devil

>>130884813

aren't you at least a little bit ashamed by now? when are you going to shut the fuck up?
asking for it!

>>130884787
>five guitars