>invents heavy metal>invents doom metal>invents raga rock>invents musique concrete>invents grannycore>invents folk-rock>invents big beat>invents power pop>invents jangle pop>invents lo-fi hip hophow can anyone compete?
>>130880408>invents mass homosexuality oops you forgot one OP (farts)
>>130880408Crickets cover band
But enough about the Velvet Underground
>invents power pop>invents jangle popThese are true. The rest is absolute fanboi horseshit.
>>130880408>invents boyband popBASED! I miss when /mu/ used to hate this band though! You wouldn't have liked it here at all.
>>130880523I missed when you didn’t exist
>>130880523the amount of time you spend doing this shit is sadalso falseflagging samefag thread most likey
>>130880408/mu/ absolutely hated this shitty boyband for teenage girls before 2016Poptimism and it’s consequences
>>130880813Shut up nigger
>>130880408Half of those actually belong to The Byrds and the other half to The Who and Kinks. Shitty overated band. Scaruffi was right.
>>130880523one glimmer of joy from boybandfag. enjoy it.
>>130881899to be fair the byrds started using the compressed electric 12 string sound after they saw a hard days night. but op is joking of course
>>130880408Nah, they were still making boybandslop while these guys were innovating
>>130881939how were the kinks any less of a boy band?
>>130880456how tf did they not invent raga rock
>>130882058https://youtu.be/v3HuHV00DMI
>>130882086this is just a banjo
>>130880408>invents being a faggot
>>130882349Nope, done already
>>130880408Devil worshiping occultists tasked with ushering in the sexual revolution in the 196660s.yellow submarine is literally initiation into the mysteries.
>>130882500>yellow submarine is literally initiation into the mysteries.elaborate
>>130880408*george martin
>>130883104You need to read lots of Leary and Burroughs while under the effect of several psychedelics until you develop manic schizophrenia and start seeing the matrix
>>130880408I know this is an unserious post but I'd like to assess each claim for fun >Helter Skelter (heavy but not heavy metal, plus genuine proto-metal already existed e.g. Tales of Brave Ulysses)>I Want You (More of an interesting early example than actually setting the blueprint, title firmly belongs to Sabbath)>Ticket To Ride/Norwegian Wood (Fair cop, could be shared with the Yardbirds but its easiest to give it to the beatles>Revolution 9 (obviously not as the style was already at least 20 years old by then)>Any original Paul track (indisputable)>Wikipedia says "I'll Be Back", "Things We Said Today", and "I'm a Loser" and in the article it says the guy from the Byrds credits them with the style so let's give it to them>The AI machine says TNK (I kinda hear it if that's the case but obviously not true)>Idk specifically (probably true lets give it to them>Ditto>The AI machine says strawberry fields (I can also hear but obviously not)So being a bit generous that's 5/10 so not bad actually
>>130883104Go read the memoir of Billy Shears. That's basically William Shepherd, aka Billy Shears, aka fake Paul, admitting how he replaced the original Paul and how the Tavistock Institute basically engineered the whole Beatlemania to replace traditional values with the New World Order. The book claims to be fictional, but the deep and accurate dive into occult and esoteric knowledge is so on point that it's hard to believe he's bluffing. It's just him revealing and venting his imposter syndrome and frustration for having his accomplishments given to somebody else, done without breaking his NDA.
>>130886030The cut up technique from burroughs is literally an alchemical union of opposites
>>130886383t. Goatfucker
>>130886188they invented lofi hip hop in the first 3 seconds of You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMhKWOP6EZQ
>>130887410thanks for the story of your life anon, is that why your dad went to the store and never came back when you were a child?
>>130880456Buddy Holly invented jangle pop
>>130888188That retard's dead
>>130880408>>invents musique concretelol
>>130881948ummmm becuase they just arent, okay chud?
>>130880418why didnt you respond to my cool dracula meme two days ago it was really funny
>>130880408>>invents raga rockpretty sure Kinks and Yardbirds did thatThus McCartneys exclamation "fuck you! I should have released that single" about See My Friends and his subsequent push to have raga on a Beatles song ending up in Norwegian Wood being released a little later
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>>130894611>anything someone's says an insult is actually projection
>>130895057Shut the fuck up incel, nobody is at interested. Just like irl.
>>130881948welll listen all of the british invasion bands had a teenybop boyband phase but they are good alright? you want a girlband?
>>130896440Like Fanny?
>>130896473>Fannythey did a cover of bulldog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdwzko9DZ0s
