Mark, my man...that goth chick you set me up with was a total fucking poser. The only "death metal" she listens to is Bring Me the Horizon and Suicide Silence. She's never heard of Sanguisugabogg, Rectal Smegma, Torsofuck, I Shit On Your Face, Aborted Hitler Cock, Goat Semen, Anal Blast, Anal Cunt, Truckstop Dickpill, Prostitute Disfigurement, Cock and Ball Torture, Parasitic Ejaculation, Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx, ANY OF THEM! At LEAST ask beforehand if they know about Dying Fetus, Internal Bleeding, or Morbid Angel. That's the bare minimum for a "big titty goth GF".
>>130884388I handed a goth girl the aux once and she played music from a chick called darling violetta. Said it was called dark wave. Well I said she sounded like minnie mouse and she never spoke to me again which is fine by me because that squeaky singing was stupid.
>>130884388Based Tserriednich
Where are the cute single girls who love undergang and funebrarum?
