Abduction Ritual editionOld: >>130875544FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>130886700
Ehnahre
Ehnargay
Jute Gyte
there's no such thing as good avant metal
Jude Gayte
any trannies itt?
Fist Fagment?
how old were you when you realized Grouper is the best black metal project
Still waiting on that one good NSBM album
>>130886687>>130886700>>130886704>>130886714>>130886748Post an actually good blast
>>130886763The one i gave your mum last night
>ur mom xDStill no good album posted.
>>130886762you will never get a reasonable reply
Ur mum's al bum is tight and juicy
>>130886801Just imagine one of us is listening to one of Slayer's first five albums. Doesn't matter which; take your pick.
How do you niggas feel about High On Fire?
>>130886897I'd rather get high on life :-)
>>130886920>he's not aware of the Fire of LifeYou haven't been studying the Eleusinian Mysteries?
>>130886687Ninny, if you start posting Maggie Rogers in this general, I will send your brown ass to Auschwitz.
show no mercy is the only good slayer album
>>130886700>OI-OI-OI-OI...
Metal soundtrack for this?
got drunk to type o negative you cunts can suck my dick
>>130887372https://youtu.be/H9JjUzEJ2nQ?si=cT0365OGnYYsCG0xDave Mustaine was right about everything, you know?
modern thrash metal
Eyehategod is one of the top 5 bands in the history of metal>>130887428I think it's great that tiktok kids are finding out about Crowbar and giving them literally one million+ listeners. But I still don't know why he got that Type O tattoo. That band sucks.>>130887464Throw pissbottles at them.
>>130887372Obviously, that's to distract everyone from the war with Russia and the one with Iran too.
>>130887428>you cunts can suck my dickNo thanks.>Forget the jar of Vaseline>Hey rich-bitch boy I'm not gonna be your queen>And yeah,>You can drool, beg me and hope>There's no damn way I'm playing drop the soap>OK,>I know I'm strange but I ain't no queer>So take your rage and disappear>But I'm proud not to be PC>'Cause ->I like goils>Bad goils all over this world>Now I don't know whose ass you've licked>No shit-tongued boy will ever taste my dick>He says:>"How 'bout no sex - we'll just be friends">Hey no thanks Pal, I'll stick to lesbians>You're right>A sexist pig, I guess it's true>(I hate all men including you)>I don't care what you think of me>'Cause ->I like goils>Bad goils all over this world>I'm quite flattered that you think I'm cute>But I don't deal well with compacted poop>So look,>If my views make you annoyed>You're just jealous I don't have hemorrhoids>So now,>To make it clear that you can't bone me>My tattooed ass reads "exit only">I don't care much for sodomy>'Cause ->I like goils>Bad goils all over this world
Symbolicance
never fall in love with a bpd chick thats all im gonna say you sons of bitches otherwise you'll get wasted listening to fucking my dying bride
god not getting fucked up every night is hard. i'd literally be drowning myself with alcohol if it werent for gym and my friends. metal for this feel? been listening to a shitton of crowbar lately, those fatties know whats up
>>130886700Giving the new FRP a listen
what the fuck is with all these fucking gross normie cunts talking about friends and love in my METAL THREAD
>>130887828>newAnd despite being now, that cover looks like it came out of a particularly shitty looking PS1 game
>>130887828yeah this is definitely their worst lol
>>130887866The deliberately shit production is a bit much but the songs are pretty good. It wouldn't surprise me if they do a re-release with better production.
>>130887890i can't even hear the riffs bro. at least they didn't copy the cover art from another band this time
>>130887955Better headphones / speakers might help you, but not that much lol.
>>130888028Canadian losercore.
>>130888028>American & Aryan
>>130886700https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0pL8op1hIk>>130887785not all bpd chicks are created equalmine had a grunge phase, and often wears an oversize Soundgarden shirt to bedbut that was about the heaviest music she ever dabbled inshe recently gave up alcohol, so I don't get wasted around her, which is definitely good for me
>>130887372Procyonmantis
Metal for drinking on Vivitrol?
>>130888234SLAUGHTERING THE INNOCENTS MASSACRING THE WEAK
>>130888447what even is this lol
>>130888457The metal AOTY of course
>>130888155they all leave you lying in the dirt eventually. i have never been so damaged.i miss my demon. she really was the dark. but yeah, not all of them are equal. good for you mate, enjoy it. i hope it lasts longer than my relationship
>>130888234Bro studied too hard at the library
>>130888447why is this shit so cute
>>130888647based, they're by far the best carcass worship band
>>130888028Einsatzgruppen is far superior to Eternal Strife.
>>130886763
Ugh
>>130886748Not metal
>>130888095Americans look like that
>>130887776The S/T is a strong contender for album of the year. Future hectorian classic
Homophobic metal?
>>130889123>released August 11, 2025Nevermind I'm retarded
>>130889123it's garbage by anyone's standard. he just latched onto something that wasn't on RYM or metal archives so he could huff his own farts
>>130889149Poor /shr3ddit0r/ was filtered. Third wave reigns supreme.
>>130889123>hectorianI'm new here; what does that mean?
>>130889183more like wave of diarrhea
>>130889219*>>130889177
>>130888088They're from California?
>>130889183It's about Bongman, a tripfag.
>>130889183Cringecore
>>130886700As a whole this album is kind of mediocre, but ehen they get it right its really cool
>>130889268they are a meme band
They got cancelled for being tangentially related to chuddery even though the guitarist is a brown woman
>>130889407their live drummer used to be a black guy
>>130889407Would
>>130889407People of color can still be chuds, just look at NSBM
>>130886700One of the best black metal albums of the decade
>>130889471I was going to say "there aren't that many in NSBM" then I remembered Gelal exiists.
>>130889516I'd have to think but it is for sure in the Top 15-20, maybe even Top 10
Nigga metal?
>>130889557I don't believe you're actually blasting that.
>>130889580I believe you're actually kvetching.
>>130889578Sus post
Wasting my life in this general
>>130889580No one does as actual Kaevum enjoys listen to the good albums, namely Ultra and Natur.Kultur is like the St Anger of their discog.
True, the production on Kultur blows
>>130889648That's the least of its problems still.
>>130889660Not really, it's got fine material, it's just wasted by the boring mixing. Goyimblood best track
>>130889557This gets posted like it's being summoned
>>130889681The material is boring plodding wank compared to everything else they've done. It could be produced perfectly and it'd still be their worst release
>>130887742hmm yes definitely sounds like a song a not gay person would write
>>130889699I think it was written about you
>>130889699No you have to like everything he did cos he once made a song that promoted racial segregation.
>>130889649based retard edgemogging nsbm posers
>>130889636Holy shit you're right
>>130889649Is that a threat?
Real wiggas know Rottefangeren is the finest Kaevum songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eWvmFFACGM
>>130889636
Are the Kaevum demos good? Never heard them tbqh.
>>130889787Not really in my opinion. Hardly terrible but very underwhelming.
>>130889140The Raunchous BrothersMentors
>>130889770Weird looking dog there
>>130887372>half deflated party balloonslol it's almost as bad as the bird shit on the canopy one
>>130889890Yeah? is it?
>>130889922If this looks like a balloon to you I'm not sure if this discussion is worth having.
>>130890022literally zeppelin shaped are you retardedyou could tell me that's a grainy picture of the Hindenburg and id buy it
what are you idiots arguing about now
>>130890022he's autistic
>>130890043Case in point.
metal?
>>130890086not a fan
>>130890086Hated here.
>>130890086NSBM
Ad nauseam
>>130890142still mogs most dissodookie
>>130890144DSO mog them doe.
Polyphia
>>130890148they released too much slop and watered down their discography I'm afraid
>>130890168The long Defecate was their only "slop" album.
VLTRA-RVRAL
>>130890263Is the he ok?
>>130890272he died after hearing that in the future they would put him on a shitty black metal album cover
>>130889557Listened to popular Kaevum track "Goyim Blood" yesterdayI was not impressed by their performance>>130890263More like Ultra-Urinal
Krvsty the clown
>>130890144>dissodookie>dookie>(US, slang, African-American Vernacular) Feces.Why are Americans like this?
They're great
>>130890723AI slop
>>130890909Do you really think so?
>>130890946Yeah it really sounds bland and unoriginal enough to not beat the allegations imo
Do you think he watched the game?
>>130890973yes
>>130890973Football game? Varg isn't a normalfag
>>130890973he hated fags a lot, so yeah
>>130890999>got married and started a familyThat's literally the most normalfag untrve thing you can do.
>>130891020>got married and started a familyNotice how he didn't make any worthwile music after that. Don't fall for the normalfag propaganda, bros.
>>130891037holy shit you're right.
>>130891037>worthwile musiche never did
>>130890966Only thing is the AI detectors all come back negative when you test it.. I’ve heard AI music before and the tests are pretty good about catching it, same with album cover.
>>130891059Only complete posers still pretend like the first four albums aren't special.
>>130891171>Only complete posersIronic considering Christian himself said his music isn't metal, if anything he's the poser along with anyone who likes his music.
>>130891201>isn't metalActually incredibly based.
>>130891201Then what is it?
meddl, guys
>>130891306Black muzak
>Listened to popular Kaevum track "Goyim Blood" yesterday>I was not impressed by their performance
>>130891318My favorite meddl youtuber RIP
>>130891318Why are metalheads like this?
>>130891360Imagine going through life looking like this
>>Listened to popular Kaevum track "Goyim Blood" yesterday>>I was not impressed by their performance
>>130891658>albums that destroyed the metal genre
i keep mentioning shows to my friends and forget about themthink nexf one we got coming up is kamelot in august
>>130891350im going to start calling it that thats so apt lol
>>130891792Lol
what are some severely underrated thrash metal albums from the late 80s/early 90s? like true hidden gems, not just non-big four stuff like num skull or demolition hammer or morbid saint that's known to fans of the genre
>>130892248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUL7WFqxKMshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILn9wXnV9zY&list=PLk2MYx9sUoypm2kwTi5odxprQNnVuNevVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUI7Cak6vE0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS0QPvSCQ-Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JAp4dnit4M&list=OLAK5uy_lFYKYUbJwd7nVg4RjPT49ZnN4y1BJPN90
>>130892248If you really wanna hear something different, give Jim Jones and the Kool-Ade Kids a spin. They're Doom/Thrash:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k_fsFDgB8eO6feXbgf2GMmN-nI9N6nYWADream Death is another Doom/Thrash band:https://www.youtube.com/live/05Tg91EznLIFor other stuff that's more conventional but less discussed than others...The Krixhjälters, especially the song "Kill Each Other". Swedish Hardcore + Bay Area Thrash + Melodic Hardcore/Pop Punk = Awesome?!:https://youtu.be/YLq0LiaIBwUObliveon is a favorite of mine:https://youtu.be/UcH9MrF0Dn4Poison (Germany) is another one:https://youtu.be/b1qFbtOllc4Incubus/Opprobrium have their fans but they're decidedly less discussed than others:https://youtu.be/pfrdJRXqICETarget is another one:https://youtu.be/SNnEpg6KA8g
>>130892323I should also mention the other bands from the French deathrash sceneMassacra is well-known but the other bands are great toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUTVlwMlpCEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJXSozTyOykhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYlmWw22yRQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLBc-ilhFfA
>>130892333Excuse me, I linked the wrong thing for Dream Death:https://youtu.be/vDyQHC3NnNE>>130892323+ Assorted Heap and ArachnidArachnid is a very awesome yet underrated gem. A shame they didn't get more traction.
>>130892248Section brain - hospital of death, crionic - different, apocalypse - apocalypse, front - mortal surgery, arakain - schizofrenie, deathwish - demon preacher
>>130892382Damn, is this AI-generated? Impressive if so.
HAMMER - SHOAX
>tally shit>tally shit>tally shit>GROUPER ACTUAL GROUPER>tally shit>tally shit>ooooh metal noir>tally shitOh yeah di bih guh
>>130892461Losercore
>>130891792Still haven't listened to some of these yet, gotta get to it
>>130891792Autistic gotta go fast music
>>130889183Dissonant metal or avant garde metal. Anything that doesn't stick to traditional death metal or black metal.
>>130890168Kys
>>130892397Nah. Bruce Pennington is the artist
Diapersmell Osmegma sucks
>>130892382>>130892356>>130892323>>130892333thanks guys, a few new bands for me to check out
Abrahamics are inherently anti-metal
>>130892990what's that
>>130892691not music
>>130891715hearing those opening blast beat parts on People = Shit changed my young life in 2001It's still cool toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3LWd5JFYbs
i just woke up
>>130893265
>>130892691Music
>>130892323>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUL7WFqxKMs/trad/
>>130892691High art
.
>>130892677I came up with this joke.
>>130894005these niggas are so desperate to be anything except the balding osdm soifags that they are
>>130894080Only a real chad can muster up the stones to EMBRACE
>>130894204Skullet HEIL
>>130894204too bad he couldn't muster up any riffs
>>130891658Gorguts and Necrophagist saved death metal, lass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H76LUCBIUg
>>130891658needs an update with additions like tsop, liturgy debut and dead as dreams
Adam Kalambach is currently working on a new xenoharmonic dissodelight
>>130886687metal sux
Phil Tougas
>>130894380More like Phil Touchass LOL
>>130894380The man who saved melodic death metal
>>130894380bald, I'm afraid
>>130894435You wish, lass.
>>130894369Correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO2gOgK58Z0BASSED
>>130894441he is spiritually bald thoughbeit
Why do fat niggas make the heaviest riffs?
>>130894504He doesn't play osdm though?
>>130894510Anon doesn't know what he's talking about.
What year is the cutoff for (real) OSDM? (As opposed to OSDM as a style.) 1999? 2000?
>>130894510maybe on opposite day
>>130894570around like '94
>stoner metal>psychedelic metal>no alcoholic metaltheres demand but theres no supply. how come?
>>130894648you just don't know where to look
when the riff doth gallop, i release mine semen
>>130894648that's just thrash, anon
>>130886704Opinion on the re-recorded 30th anniversary of Emetic Cult?
>>130887290Great album.
>>130894752You're a great album you fucking guy.
>>130886700Dis iz peak mental soundinf innit
>>130892248First two Believer albums. Recipients of Death - Self titledAgony - The First DefianceInfamous Sinphony - Manipulation (crossover)Doom - No More Pain (schizo thrash)Invocator - Excursion DemiseGuillotine - Under the Guillotine (Kreator worship, but well done worship)Dementia - Recuperate From RealityMortal Sin - Face of Despair
>>130894769Thanks?You too i guess.
>>130894802
This is album of the year and I legit don't think that any of you faggots can post anything betterThis is no joke pretty much all I want from metal music. This is what metal should sound like. It's perfect. It's probably a 10/10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKB04O4zC98
>>130894807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBc2pBSlEIQ
>>130894809Ok I will listen.
>>130894809I've seen this getting posted here at least 5 times now so I won't listen to it for at least 10 yearsfuck you
Not a big fan of Repulsion or Pestilence tb h
>>130894838repulsion is goated but i dont care for pestilence either
>>130892333>KrixhjältersWouldn't it be easier to just say crossover?
>>130894829>posted here at least 5 timesThat was my first. Apparently there are people still on /metal/ that aren't complete faggots who cry while listening to that new Neurosis record
>>130894809This is even more mental than the Fallen Christ album.
that fake dust record filters me, still listening to the good old exhumed
For me it's the SLAM WORLDWIDE YouTube channel.
>>130894908not metal
>>130894809it's also my aotysf
>>130894915Thank you sister.
Has anyone listened to the new Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship album?
>>130894946embarrassing post, lass
>>130894946in an anime world I would eat Maki's pink asshole foreverBut no, fuck that meme band. I respect the guro though.>>130894890>Fallen ChristIt's not mememetal like that. It's just fucking phenomenal metal played by retards.
>>130894744Didn't listen. I don't see the point.
>>130894997Fair enough. Vocals are better compared to the original imo.
>>130894809Sorry but I have shill derangement syndrome
This is the apex of slam. It doesn't get any heavier, brutal, tuned-down, disgusting, or more depraved than this.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_l-obh4ZZcFaKxANCNu98fgK9MeQOt4Whs
>>130894984Based, she's the love live idol I've fapped to the most. And slam is indeed meme redd*t shit.
>>130886700That talk about Vikernes made me want to blast this again.
>>130895065it's absolutely heavy and all that but it's also just a riff soup
>>130895065The worthless cover reveals the same quality as the music within.
>>130895087>riff soup
>>130895065Wrong picture maneThis is like 25 years old and the entire genre just ended there. No one has ever done a better record. No one. Not even those japanese boys pushing demo tapes could do it better. 10/10 and I feel kinda bad for metalheads that don't understand how amazing Dripping were.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfHdwxP3reM
Immolation - Dawn of Possession
Devourment are the kings of slam. No contest.
voracious contempt is my favorite
>>130895169driven to conquer is better
>>130895065Cute band, unironically. It's a couple of pretty chicks + some lucky guy.Pretty heavy desu
>>130895188that's more bdm tho
Who let the tranime shitters in
slam and bdm are hated here
>>130895215Incorrect.
>>130895215Absolutely correct.
>>130895211Anime website, shredditor
>>130895215I'm not comfortable on the amount of crossover between bdm and deathcore
>>130895148Based
>>130886700\m/
>>130895148Baldcuck classic
>>130895193>It's a couple of pretty chicks + some lucky guyWhaat??? Now I like them even more. Looking at their Metallum page and looks like they were all in a bunch of other bands together too. Now I gotta check those out.>...Picrel is the drummer/one of the vocalists. Meeeow.
Gross
>>130895169>>130895188But the best is clearly The Extinction of Benevolencce.>>130895248It's a good movement in the scene.
>https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQFWW0iac81YCurrently listening^^^ this morn
dnb metal?
>>130895415godflesh - us and them
This still remains GOATed among stoner doom albums.
>>130895424i wasn't talking about drum and bass
Slayer - War ensemble
she doth live, but dead to thee
German Power/Speed
I FUCK NUNS
>>130891715I might not have (eventually) gotten into metal if it wasn't for this.
Blood Incantation are pure meme incarnate.
>>130894809I checked this out last time I saw it posted. I really like it.
>>130895294That's my wife btw
>>130895561That's a man btw
>>130895539NUNS ARE THE TARGET
>>130895588You're a man you fucking guy.
>>130895646chick metal
>>130895653You're chick metal you fucking guy.
We love chick metal & corsetcore here albeit.
>>130895522atlain
>>130895215>slam and bdmI'm just sad. At this point it kinda feels like that is the shit worth listening to. Maybe some tech wank too. I like Wormed.Black metal is kinda weak today too.Sex Prisoner just put out a new record for the first time in 10 years this Friday and it just smokes everything metal.What are people doing? What is "metal" doing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzzbQ3SUAqc
>>130895750sex prisoner is overrated
>>130895750>I like Wormed.I like bdm but I just don't get the appeal of Wormed. It's like techy bdm but as technical ass humanly possible. It's just riffless...soup.
>>130895750>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzzbQ3SUAqcwow that's really gay
>>130894809Not metal
>>130895462Not metal. And Dopesmoker is better
>>130895803>Dopesmoker is betterReal.
New: >>130895817
REAL NON TRIPFAG EDISH>>130895816
>>130894946Anyone who listens to ironic weeb larp bands like them or Saidan is retarded
>>130893265>>130893498I don't get the point of this new attempt, impostor
