Viking metaI edition
BLASTING
>>130900697Good one Matthew
Old: >>130895816FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Boring edition
>>130900705
>>130900748Looks ridiculous
>>130900705It's a shame Dead Infection went to shit then split upAt least we have the most based Mexican in the world to LARP for ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovmJ0gyrgDo
>>130900760gonna cry about it?
>Ungoonable editionBOOOOOOOOOORING
>>130900774
>>130900769I can and will In fact, I'm in tears as I write this
racist riffs
>>130900769Nah, but that's probably the reason no one's going to go check that album out
>>130900748>zyklon b vaccinethat's what the unironic vax shill from last thread needs to take next
>>130900795everyone here has already listened to gestapo 666, tourist. it's also a blasting post, not a recommendation. go back to /mu/
>>130900705This shit is so gas, it makes me forget that space isn't real
>>130900793HEIL
>>130900809Everyone who's in the room with you right now right?
>>130900813There's not really anything blasphemous ab slavery The guy who owned the slaves in this pic was almost certainly a devout protestant Stupid concept for a band and probably polish brb gonna look this up
>>130900822Yes retard. Gestapo 666 is respected in the underground.
>>130900828Lol okay champ
>130900828*funderground
>>130900760It’s supposed to be ridiculous. They’re doing a bit for shock value. They gave it away when they added a random GG Allin cover to the newest album
who let the weepy little faggot crying about NSBM in the thread
>>130900793Inherently
>>130900793You rang?
This interview escalates hilariously
So any discussion of good metal?
>discussion of good metalYou know you are in the tourist general right?
>>130900926Great interview. Love how trvly dedicated to Black Metal Werwolf still is after all these years.
>>130900957Things Werwolf is dedicated to:>reddit>collecting funko pops>nintendo switch>lying about his politics to get his music on Spotify>playing shows for crowds of 13 fat cholos in Mexico>general whoresonnery
>>130901037Nobody asked
>>>/tv/221712835 /tv/ has better taste than us.
I honestly prefer RAC to NSBM these days despite the absolute legion of great bands from the latter. RAC at least tried to promote a social setting and wasn't just a scene full of sociopathic misanthropes. You'll find several RAC albums with inserts featuring bandmates with their friends and girlfriends. Some even show their kids.With NSBM, it's almost invariably a bunch of LARPers projecting power they frequently don't possess. It's not that music itself isn't compelling, but it's frequently difficult to take seriously, and when ideology becomes a substitute for skill, the scene degenerates into a refuge for the talentless.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
This is great. Just some nice RAVV somber BLACK METAL
>>130901131Digital releases with cassette aesthetics PISS ME OFF.
>>130900801It's been 5 years and nothing happened. I didn't take the vax myself and even I can admit the whole hysteria was a complete nothingburger. Stop talking about it now it's embarassing
>>130901172>whole hysteria was a complete nothingburgeryou mean covid? yea i agree
>>130900926>>130901037I've got zero interest in this dork's music after he asked a youtuber to take down and then reupload his interview censored, because he got offended by youtube comments calling him fatThat's lame a shit, especially when you're playing black metal where the image is so important
>>130901188No, the hysteria over the vaccine killing everyone off and 'tracking' you
>>130901192Not as lame as all the haters body-shaming a metal legend. Check yourself with this post.
>>130901204Go to the gym fatty
>>130901207Waste of time and energy.
>>130900926>Obviously, since my band is listened to by subhumans Kek
>>130901172>>130901201Shalom
>>130901209at least make some mediocre black metal then
The only metal bands I'm somewhat familiar with are Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Metallica, and Mötorhead. I got this list scrolling through a /tv/ thread:>Acid Witch>Annihilator>Anthrax>Avenged Sevenfold>Belladonna>Blind Guardian>Bongripper>Bush>Candlemass>Death>Dopelord>Electric Wizard>Exodus>Helloween>Hooded Menace>Goatwhore>Godflesh>Lamb of God>Manowar>Mastodon>Morbid Angel>Mustaine>Necrophagist>Nightwish>Overkill>Pantera>Reverend Bizarre>Sanguisugabogg>Savatage>Slade>Slayer>Swashbuckle>The Sword>Testament>Type O Negative>Vektor>YobHow good/bad is it?
>>130901214Demo out soon.
>>130901213Are you jewish?
NSBM is beloved here.
>>130901214Too busy reviewing music on my blog, sorry. Got over 1000 albums on the backlog too lol.
>>130901252Correct.
>>130901217>Acid WatchOverrated.>AnnihilatorGood, but there are better Tech Thrash bands.>AnthraxWeakest of the Big Four.>Blind GuardianVery awesome.>BongripperMeme band.>CandlemassGood.>DeathFoundational Death Metal band.>Electric WizardGood but heinously overrated.>ExodusFirst three albums are solid. Falls off in the '90s, but had a brief rebirth in the 2000s.>HelloweenMixed. Some great, some whack.>Hooded MenaceOkay.>GodfleshStreetcleaner is GOAT. Everything else doesn't quite match it.>ManowarBattle Hymns is the GOAT. Last good album was Triumph of Steel.>MastodonOverrated.>Morbid AngelVery mixed. First four albums are solid, but falls off sharply.
>>130901217It's a ok list, some classic bands mixed with modern onesIf you wanna get a taste of the different subgenres, the 'essential' ones you should start with are>Blind Guardian>Candlemass>Death>Electric Wizard>Godflesh>Morbid Angel>Necrophagist>Pantera>VektorThe rest are more derivative
>>130901217type of stuff I'd listen to when I was 13-14
Why is the waifu posting tripfag in here?
>>130901292Wpop has passed away
>>130901301Everyone liked that
>>130901292Because Metal is my true preference. Always has been. The endless hurrr diapershitter durrr shitposting got irritating, but that thankfully has gone away. I like /trad/ but it's a bit slow.
>>130901217In this list, I dislike:>Avenged Sevenfold>Bush>Dopelord>Lamb of God>Nightwish>The Sword
>>130901345>>130901358Thanks for killing the thread mate, we genuinely appreciate it here
Tripfags always have to be cringe lords
>>130901345>>130901358They're right. Fuck off.
I think that guy is Linus
Kill yourselves
>>130901435Great album:https://youtu.be/Fbrdx2MsD0g
Make a change... Kill yourselves...
>>130901430You mean Linux?
Simp metal Sundays
https://makeachangekillyourself.bandcamp.com/track/life-revisitednot bad actually
Okay guys, serious discussion time now. Why is the guy on Kaevum's album cover bald? Did they mean anything by this?
STOP right there, bitch. I only fuck black coochie now lol...
>>130901530Forgot link.https://youtu.be/uzqC6zvesBo
Jute Gyte the fascist
>>130900705Buldok:https://youtu.be/EzByI2-P2ichttps://youtu.be/xFXsEXTcJa0https://youtu.be/PoPLuSMoqu8https://youtu.be/p3aPF6ZGvhshttps://youtu.be/PGi7UoYxSR0https://youtu.be/wOthhdA2LqQ
>>130901648
>>130900697Viking Metal doesn't exist
>>130901734Correct.
>>130900697Had to double check to make sure the dog wasn't wearing a Nazi medallionLol
>>130901037I asked, Correct.
it's been 5 years since Ad Nauseum released Imperative Imperceptible Impulse, making it basically diapershit tier for baldcucks. What new, fresh metal do we have to enjoy?
>>130901985i dunno, try a different band
>>130902033thank you retard sister
>>130902109I don't know bro, how you can be stuck on one Ad Nauseum album from 5 years ago
>>130902132Good post.
>>130902136bro I had to use Claude to translate your first post to normal english and clarify your actual desire to begin with
So what are the heaviest, the most ferocious and apocalyptic metal albums of all time?
>>130900705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NLEp6awMQQ
>>130902171Anything by Immolation or Septicflesh
>>130902171Try reddit for this post
>>130902147Ironically incoherent post
>>130902257not
>>130900705https://youtu.be/4jfDm267iB4
>>130900705Bleachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3r0Jx4d1xc
>>130902297Lmao
I like my women like I love my metal... simple as, end of.
>>130900705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc3cU6KyV5Q
>>130902257Correct.
>>130902326Incorrect. You are defending >>130901985 this post, which is a low-ground position.
>>130902308Thrashing?
>>130902308White?
>>130902345Nah, homicidal
I like my women how I like my black metal...durrrrrrr first wave
help him guys >>130897655
>>130902339>Incorrect. You are defending >>130901985 (You) this post, which is a low-ground position.
>>130900705https://youtu.be/TfiISuFjknghttps://youtu.be/kN2_XtMOxp4
why is this stupid non-metal posting negro still here? get a fucking life
>>130902377A man truly deserving of a golf club
>>130902394Also 100% deserving of a golf club. To the skull, quickly and swiftly. Prickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S70jDtG5g30
>>130902366So like, 80 years old? Same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLe3PJEsljwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTbdM1uzULo
>>130902371https://ufile.io/yyw8zh2c^^^Just for posterity.>>130902426Based maths-illiterate retard.
Nooo not the heckin music
>>130900705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdBRE8m8ZLMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9gEhe2c7g>>130900760Pretty badass on a t-shirt though
>>130900705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPmiEAxa0_0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOiYoA0mDDo
shit taste
>>130902521Shadowmages A2 Midnight Sun (Stormy Weather Mix)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy6Uj8tqBS8
We love shit taste here albeit.
>>130901217There are a few good bands there, mostly crap
>>130902524Based EDM metalanon. Also I know it's not metal or EDM related but picrel makes me think of the Allman Bros.
>>130900705https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5JroSjDKW7o
>>130902556I like sludge / stoner doom metal because the slow riffs and vibes are similar to classic dubstep
>>130902565>I like sludge / stoner doom metalI mean I do too but that seems to be an unpopular opinion round these parts.>the slow riffs and vibes are similar to classic dubstepLol, I don't see it.
https://youtu.be/pDIQ7Otf1mw
>>130902572Fair yeah. But if you're a more educated listener you'll hear the pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtATwAkYwTshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmPDUp1aThU
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDFFQ3h34iFI
Anyone else here smoke weed
>>130902651Weird posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1mnzBF_3oQ
>>130902653I'm hitting the penjamin right now bud \m/>>130902667You're a weird post you fucking guy \m/
>>130902590Holy crap this is terrible
>>130902677Fuck off, gimp
>>130900705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfLtoIHuj1YThis riff has been on my mind for some days now
>>130900705Seriously musichttps://youtu.be/MpxODWAGlg0
>>130902653>tfw no cute goth black gf
>>13090270310 metalheads just killed themselves after seeing this mindblowing bar wench
>>130902691Maybe you should listen to more songs
>>130902703Natty hair is disgusting.
My wife.
>>130902556why are you replying to yourself, lass?
>>130902776your wife is a man?
>>130902781>>130902789Thank you mentally ill sisters.
>>130902789Not a good look
>>130902749Lol, it's a classic, maine
>>130902808Already forgot the riff personally. A metal classic nonetheless
Ulcerate are the best modern dissoshit band and way more interesting than Ad Nauseam
>>130900705https://youtu.be/3fXlpYCBfLY
>>130902844Good memehttps://youtu.be/FnmdjhxhoAI
>>130902839Ulcerate are great but they're not really dissonant, they chuck in some minor 2nds etc but all their melodies are resolved normally. They're less interesting than ad nauseum, but use more recognisably "musical" dissonant intervals in their otherwise consonant melodies, plus much more standard song structures
For me? It's Jew'd Gyatt
For me? It's the Burger Kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlTaIcB6YhA
>>130902918This is a double quarter pounder general. Leave the hall.
>>130902822Damn, bro... Next time I'll post something that will stick with you, okay?
Listening to CHVRCHES now thanks asshole!https://youtu.be/qcdIba7EA70
>>130902861Who's this black kween?
>>130902969One of my girlfriends, back off ya fruit loop
Satan has been sucking Ozzy's cock for 357 consecutive days now.
>>130902989Neck yourself, loser
>>130901217>I'm somewhat familiar with are Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Metallica, and MötorheadYou don't need more, desu. Go from "somewhat familiar" to "very familiar", and enjoy.
Repeat after me:we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
>>130903048you forgot varg
>>130903048So which one of those faggots are you trying to bait?
>>130903081Not metal
>>130903048Correct.
>>130902994Don't be mean.>>130903048>we hate catsOK you definitely need to neck yourself.
>>130903091That's your opinion
>>130903096Thank you not-metal sister.
>>130903105I'm a dude and you're welcome.
>>130903115>I'm a dudeAre you sure????
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
rat thinks its a dude smdh
SLAM PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>130903122Correct.
>AUSCHWITZ. THE MEANING OF PAIN>THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE>SLOW DEATH, IMMENSE DECAY>SHOWERS THAT CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR LIFE
>>130903167mogged by a tribal tatted manlet smdh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI7SVCS-3-o
>>130901217>AnthraxOne good song which is a cover>Avenged Sevenfold Excellent band >BushAll time great band, but only vaguely metal influenced. Not sure why they'd be on the list >DeathMeh. More influential than good>ExodusOne good song>Lamb of GodMeh>Mastodon 3 good songs>MustaineYou mean Megadeth? One good album and some good singles up until this most recent era>PanteraGood band>SladeNot metal, wrote one song that was covered by a better band. Only known otherwise for a christmas song>SlayerMeh. Extremely overrated >Type O Negative Good band
>>130903290Incorrect.
>>130903167HH
>>Avenged Sevenfold>Excellent band>>Bush>All time great band, but only vaguely metal influenced. Not sure why they'd be on the listThe absolute state of /mu/
>>130900705https://youtu.be/5OLxwp-0i2w
>>130903314>chick wearing a bush shirt rejected me in high school>chick wearing an avenged sevenfold shirt rejected me in college>browse mu as a 40 year old loser
>>130901985Symbolicance
>>130903355lmao you loserI have NEVER been rejected(because I never even tried)
Cringiest thread in a while, thanks lasses.
He’s not a metalhead, he just wants memes
>>130900705Mornin' /meal/
>>130903374My pleasure, pendejo!>>130903390Is "he" in the room with us now?
>>130903390he's not part of our secret metalhead club!
>>130903401Who would want to be a part of the shitheap?
I'm the king of metal
I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devil's work.
>>130902651there is an escort near me who looks like that, maybe even with bigger tits
>>130903510Adultery is a sin.
>>130903532>t. poor
>>130903121>we have AiC at home
Be honest, how many albums from the numale chart do you like?For me there's 4
Hey you! Yeah YOU! You FAGOT! Post the best riff or I'm going to heem you.
>>130903834Panopticon is my favorite metal album of all timeIt was one of the first artsy metal albums I heard so I have nostalgia for it
>>130903842https://youtu.be/Q2FzZSBD5LE?is=5bGfUHZRzguIXHJ_
>>130903843We know, LoveThyRingworm
>>130903853total boomer death
>>130903834Nails, Elder, Mgla, Mastodon, Vektor, Sunn O))), Isis, Panopticon, Best Pantera album, Neurosis, Agalloch, The Ocean, Cult of Luna, Intronaut, Burzum, Opeth, Ulver, Boris, Mr Bungle, TON, Angelic Process, Alcest, Jesu, Converge, Ne Obliviscaris, Belakor, Enslaved, Megadeth, Gorguts, Death, Cynic, EmperorFuck that's a lot
>>130903878>>130903843nu males confirmed
>>130903834I can't believe people still post this b8 chart after 10 years Some of these don't even make sense
>>130903895imagine the gaping söymouth of this poster
>>130903892>>130903904>acclaimed metal albums are LE BAD, because they just are ok?Imagine still not growing out of your contrarian phase
I remember listening to this album and it was much better than when I listened to it recently, is AI bamboozling all the good shit to listen to???
>>130903910Whatever you say rym numale
>>130903923>Heem Status Update>Subject vehemently heemed
>>130901217I like Blind Guardian, some Anthrax, Candlamass, Death, Electric Wizard, Exodus, Godflesh, Mastodon, Morbid Angel, Overkill, Pantera, Slayer, Testament, Vektor and Yob out of these
Ratt
>>130903933All equally worthless bands.
>>130903895People in this general do not actually like metal music, they just use it to substitute their personality and hide their own insecurities like this guy>>130903904
>>130903940Just like all of your posts.
>>130903949Incorrect.
>>130903942Ok but when you decided to post non onions metal, we're here lass
>>130903374When was the last time there was even a half decent thread that wasn't filled with contrarians and shitposters?
>>130903920Looks like shit
Riffs are transphobic
>>130903958So you can only post shitty black metal no one has heard of here?
>>130903960nbbmn had a few fun threads with caller of the storms' interview
>>130903942It's easy:Posts blastan - likes metalPosts memelingo - likes men
>>130903960I just checked the /trad/ general and they actually talk about music there
hi linus
>>130903998Yes but only NSBM
>>130904009Classic
>>130903834From that list?One: Type 0 - singing gravity high as fuck is my peak søy moment... maybe race war, too.
>>130904037DUDE
What went wrong?
>>130904037You don't like filosofem?
where's the king of the shitheap
I like the new Mastodon song
>>130904073>>130904051Not metal
>>130904053Sorry lacerating Louis, only burz I gave a shit about is the burzum/aske comp.
>>130903853There's only 326 scrobbles for Isis, keep up.
I don't like anything, especially (you)
>>130904083Your mom is not metal
>>130903853Who?
>>130904051I don't know but it seems worse than the key
Good morning idiots.
>>130903895It's changed a bunch too pretty sure. Anytime something new came out that got shilled it would sneak its way on there.That one may be the OG? but I've definitely seen variants as someone started putting NSBM on there for maximum (you)s.
>>130904168Mornin
>>130903288Mmm not bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SVrS7361L4AND NOWDON'T BE AFRAID OF THE NIGHTCOME HERE, DON'T FOLLOW THE LIGHTENTER MY GRAVEYARD TONIGHTMYSTERY SITECOME ONSHADOWS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LYINGEVERYONE HERE IS UNDYINGPLACED AND GATHERED IN LINEIN A HYPERSPEED HEADBANG
>>130903834Honestly none. Which is surprising bc I feel like this chart was made to lampoon my type of taste
>>130904343>>130904053
>>130904343What kind of metal do you even lke?
>>130903834only filosofem, which is surprising because my taste is pretty shit
>>130904389>surprising
>>130900705https://youtu.be/KeB1Rp6XAJQ
WE'RE SO FUCKEDSHIT OUTTA LUCKHARDWIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT
>>130904475I really wonder what it is you THINK you're implying here
>>130904580Only half decent track off that shit album.
>>130904621The first disc + Spit Out the Bone (the last track on disc 2) + Lords of Summer (one of the bonus tracks off disc 3 of the special edition) would have made up a much more cogent tracklisting w/out all the filler.
>>130903834>Sunbather>The Mantle>FilosofemThe only albums that have replay valueBe’lakor and TSOP are good but I don’t go back and listen to them once a year like the other three
Entombed - Left Hand Path sucks so fucking much.
I give Sunbather a listen at least once every summer...because, c'mon.
Sunbather is for trannies
Lonely People with Power > Sunbather
black gayze was a jewish psyop to feminize metal heads
>>130904692>>130904706I enjoy quite some blackgaze, but the Sunbather hype is just dishonest. The pacing is so odd and it has all these abrupt changes in instrumentation, which doesn't really work with the overall mellowness I assume it's trying to convey. Wouldn't know what else it was trying to convey. I really don't understand what people get out of it.
The clique isn’t sending their best anymore
>>130904752Judas Priest already did that
>>130904792Nope, Judas Priest was psyop in the way that it turned metalheads into alcohol addicts
>>130904753>overall mellowness I assume it's trying to conveyNo idea how you came to the conclusion it's trying to be mellow, a lot of is just our boy George trauma dumping about shit he was envious or bitter about. I always took it as trying to be overwhelming rather than mellow.>The pacing is so odd and it has all these abrupt changes in instrumentationHuh thats my complaint about every album AFTER sunbather, where it smash cuts from attempts at black metal to just flowery post-rock with no transition at all.
>>130900705https://youtu.be/uGg11znHPA8This is bad too. What's with all the classic melodeath albums just straight up being fucking bad?
>>130904874That's tech death retard
>>130904816>No idea how you came to the conclusion it's trying to be mellowWell obviously it's still blackgaze at the core, but it's called fucking Sunbather and has a pink cover. I get that it's a gimmick, but wouldn't you at least also include the same gimmick in the music itself? Make it cohesive maybe? I just want there to be more to it than 'it looks/sounds nice, but then it's NOT, gotcha!'.>Huh thats my complaint about every album AFTER sunbatheryeah it gets WAY worse, but I already find it bothersome on Sunbather
>EntombedNot Metal, it's Crust Punk.>DeafheavenNot Metal, it's Pop Punk.
>>130904803that was thrash metal
>>130904874You have shit taste lass
>>130904816>boy George
>>130904921Not a good look
>>130904944And she goes nanananana nanananana nananana naaa...No really, wat look?
MY BLOODMY LIFEALWAYS FORWARD
SOME SAY SHE'S NAIVESHE'S A STUPID BITCH
>>130903834seething collage
>>130904981Sounds like something a homosexual with AIDS would say.
Deathspell Omega
>>130905020Just because Chuck was a gay pedophile who died of AIDS doesn't mean he wasn't speaking the truth regarding this matter
I hath cometh in yo mom
I mean I've got something to say you know. What do you think this is all about? You think this is a fucking costume? This is a way of life.
>>130903834why don’t the decrepit kvltsloppers like mgla? how is it any different from the flaccid stuff they usually love so much?
>>130900705https://youtu.be/qMCsv-zj56s
>>130905151Because it's popular
>>130905151Boring
>>130905157The album that permanently broke /metal/God I remember all the shitshow 10 years ago
>>130905157HAVE THEM SCREEEEEENEDHAVE THEM SCREEEENEDHAVE THEM SCREEEEEENED
>>13090387875% of those aren’t even metal
>>130905151it’s boring riffless shit
>>130905175loser
>>130905202>it's not metal because... uuuhh...
>>130905214>muh reefsRetard>>130905218Retard
>>130905151I don't like Exercises in Futility but I think With Hearts Toward None is an amazing album
>>130905202Almost all of these bands are on the Metal Archives
>It's Metal because the record label, RYM, MA, and YouTube comments told me it wasGrim.
NEW>>130905241
It's metal when I say it is.
>it's not metal because some basement dwelling chud said soLol
>>130904908Axel Katzmann about the early Teutonic thrash metal scene gathering in a Frankfurt classroom:>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called 'alcoholics'. They were perma-drunk, they worshipped beer, we cultivated this
