Gag Order editionPrevious: >>130897480Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1hecebh3HcAnnouncements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) You don't wanna be changed like it changed me.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/july-07/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.06.13-2026.07.13/g:pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.06.13-2026.07.13/g:pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
Gag on addytoes
Tom Bina
>>130901330Why is Bina so pedo coded?
Bina
She short n sweet
>>130901353hayden my baby
>>130901393kitty <3
>>130901391
>>130901402<3
Busted to Caitlin in an Applebee's bathroom
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0G6zEhZ_ylg
Ethel riding my dick
>Schtickposter leaving his smelly load for some wagie to clean up
gentle lovemaking with hayden
omggg ok guys im srry i wrote something very cool today but it was like 7000 chars and 4chan only allows 2000 and i couldnt just cut 5000 chars out thats crazy; i just need to chill out and stop thinking so much i think because i be in my head too much and kinda rely on caffeine too much to place myself in the real world.. which is fine right now i thankfully like coffee black so i dont consume a ton of sugar or anything i kinda dont like it tho because it sorta disables my cringe response... so i know that the stuff i say is kinda worthless but i dont immediately want to shut up, and lock myself in a closet when i talk to much like i normally do (ok slight exaggeration).. instead i just talk and talk and blah blah blah like right now- and i know what im doing i just dont care beacuse who cares? i dont. do you? so yeah i just talk because i realize this doesnt matter but i dont like that because its funner to me at least if i pretend stuff matters a lot and i stress over it ithink it sucks that i am such a different person when adenosine response vs no, but i think its a placebo anyway i think well also i would prolly date a clone of myself but not in a weird way my song of the day is russian roullette by porter robinson
>>130901353>>130901402>>130901501>>130901522https://youtu.be/uyRIPb7ctlM
https://www.tiktok.com/@thecatlaroi/video/7640873010404052246
we don't do transphobia here
If I could ask one celebrity for industry tea, I would definitely pick Bieber.
>>130901550dude your 42 years old and obese
ANYWAY DON'T BE A STRANGER
>>130901580Cook
addychella
addy's mouth
Cool town, evening in the LivvyDressed so fine and lookin' so prettyCool Schticky lookin' for a kittyGonna look in every corner of the Livvy!
That guy stole his schtick!
And a '64 Micapala!!!
>>130901733anon i'm so sorry that this poster >>130901735 stole your schtick :(
Need to check into rehab
they try to make me go to rehab I say noooo no no
nothing giving up nothing giving upgiving up giving upnothing baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqTBlft8gQA
Barbra Streisand is actually pretty good at singinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbyLwwNw69E
ireally do think that i am just normal, and happen to write stuff down and ""somehow"" people read it, i really do think that if more people did this that simallar thoughts only fit for brainspace would be more normalized but unfortunately its not,, kinda sucks because i really love when i meet someone and i can talk like i do now, although im not sure if this is a conversation style fit for multiple people.. .which is lonely because only the person spewing brain garbage really gets it, while the recipient is either politely waiting for u too stop or confused or actively ignoring you... which is why i think that if i ever am seriously romantically involved, i think it will be with a person which i think will be a lot like me,,, idk if thats narcissistic or something i just already like to talk to a temporally displaced version of myself through writing, rereading cvonserations and i think i would like it if i could talk to someone who was myself but also different that would be cool i think..... .. ahh just reading that sounds so bad i swear i dont love myself too much like that i umm yknow what i mean,, ok umm im off topic i think
Nineveh watch one piece before its too late
These threads are bottled by the same Koreans who bot kpop threads so they can call it wpop, and not pop. It's just pop. 3rd world language. Kpop is a korean rip off of 2000s hyper-manufactured boy/girl bands. That's kpop. Pop is just pop. Also I want pinkpantheress' pink pantheress
I would never make bot-tier posts...Also it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVoq7P65OqkIt's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcpP3n09rEIt's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm4HIV2fR64It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1MoO-TtDooIt's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W1hgl0UF5kIt's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugHtEFLL4jwIt's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMF0qT4QGHkIt's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgsvFPkV1X0It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-JbdT1XNH4btw!
we don't do bots here
i really dont like my personality right now i am very disengenous and layered in irony which i dont even think is funny or really even meta-funny, which is why i do it, as a meta-meta-humor, which is really just makes me feel dum but thats why i do it?? idk its compulsive idk what to call this mood im in maybe kinda manic but very very very very very mild version, i dont want to romanticize mania of all things but idk how else to say its like being on an imagine dragons and ajr concert in tel aviv
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU X-((
The fuck is all this bullshit?
omg what is this i was trying to argue that i am normal and just human thought is wierd and now it looks like im being weird on purpose! its like people who say jerma is deranged and insane, no its just that hearing what people think without being them is jarring because u dont know all the mental weird jumps in thier head and thier mood and experiences and their inside jokes and thier subtle refferences and behaviors which they picked up from previous people! i should have just said that!
>jermahttps://youtu.be/eTEpc8_3ecM?t=41
Actor Sam Neill fucking DIED X-(((((((((((((((
>>130902103wtf, I find out from the schtickposter
>reading this thread
funniest wpop thread in days
AND ITS ONLY GETTING FUNNIER
Dua Jeepa killed Sam Neill
how can i convince people that im not actually cringe im just referencing some avatar of cringe i have in my head that i formulated by looking at images online,, sometimes i convince myself that people have conceptions of my in their head and i am overcome with a desire to correct them or prove them wrong or explain everything in my head in extreme detial... . wow what an original thought i know.! im allowed to write this
I don't like this "schtick stealing schtick" anymore
Hot town, summer in the LivvyBack of my balls getting dirty and gritty!!!
Despair seems to be the dominant sentiment of the contemporary Left, whose crisis perversely mimics its foe, consoling itself either with the minor pleasures of shrill denunciation, mediatised protest and ludic disruptions, or with the scarcely credible notion that maintaining a grim ‘critical’ vigilance on the total subsumption of human life under capital, from the safehouse of theory, or from within contemporary art’s self-congratulatory fog of ‘indeterminacy’, constitutes resistance. Hegemonic neoliberalism claims there is no alternative, and established Left political thinking, careful to desist from Enlightenment ‘grand narratives’, wary of any truck with a technological infrastructure tainted by capital, and allergic to an entire civilizational heritage that it lumps together and discards as ‘instrumental thinking', patently fails to offer the alternative it insists must be possible, except in the form of counterfactual histories and all-too-local interventions into a decentred, globally-integrated system that is at best indifferent to them. The general reasoning is that if modernity=progress=capitalism=acceleration, then the only possible resistance amounts to deceleration, whether through a fantasy of collective organic self-sufficiency or a solo retreat into miserablism and sagacious warnings against the treacherous counterfinalities of rational thought.
