Destined To Fail editionOld: >>130928143FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Exhorder
BLASTING
Metal for choking to death on Canada’s disgusting dirty wildfire smoke?
based black metal chads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDDwbfHaVlc
>>130936655A Blaze in the Northern Sky, of course.
>>130936655Any doom or stoner metal, they’re already made with the idea you’re coughing your lungs out in the background
>>130936620Nice spam
>>130936622
>>130936622https://youtu.be/lglcm1gwOOQ?si=oPld_GJnH-91EiOiVery fun stuff, reminds me of methwitch if it was slam sort of
>>130936620Losercore
>>130936725correct
>>130936687>>130936725>>130936770
>>130936654When is it coming to steam?
>>130936712Schizo music
>>130936622One for the local emosisterHere goes your EMOTIONAL HARDCORE brohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=7WeFIAfgbPw
>>130936790Correct.
>>130936790You WILL listen to the basement solo project black metal with Dave mustaine vocals
>>130936817keep your youtube recommendationcore garbage off my general, lasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VmzB8RDwZo
>>130936871>blue collar larp
>>130936879i work 2 hours a day and i lie
Not a good start. You guys are posting some awful shit
>>130936938Christ = King
Christian Metal chads run /metal/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WAYol7a1J0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85RoDQyZpoAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3TibfE0boQ
>>130936972I think you misspelt "Kike" in there, buddy
sometimes I get too drunk and I'm too embarrassed to look up what stupid shit I posted here
>>130936622>hmm yes today i'll listen to a band called reek of shitsyou metalfags are a lost cause, jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJWFsZ_YUc4
>>130937173Broken Toilet, now that's a band
I've had krvstys' mother. Best cigarette I've ever spent.
>>130937294Kwab
I bought one of these jeet 12k sip vapesnot even 1k in and I'm already smoking the fucking coilon another note I love the electronic callboyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OrHy_TRudo
Where did the babymetalfag go? (Probably "expired" due to obesity lmao.)
>>130937342>babymetalProbably got by Chris Hansen
Aryan blasts
>>130937350Sort ofhttps://youtu.be/lF_wazZaQhE
>>130937318also it's 3 am, I can't sleep, I continue to drink piss beer and smoke this burnt out piece of shithorny as fuck, blasting electric callboyplus I'm smelly as fuck and my dick is hairy as shitI can't work this into a negro rap rhyme so just fuck you
"Groove" is obviously a post-African development and therefore not Aryan (not that it matters)
>>130937176Aw sweet, I love Goatlord!
>>130936622ts so good its not even funny
>>130937480Prefer Voivod
If the band name ends in “ectomy” I’m not listening to it
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130937516you're sleeping on this one pal
>>130937503Meant to say Vektor, my bad
>>130937555will he ever release another album? i guess the expectations are so high after terminal redux blowing the metal bubble that he may be afraid to mess up
Black Metal is fundamentally by and for chuds
>>130937173Reek of Shits, Catasexual Urge Motivation, The Child Molestors.The list gors on.
Horrible thread
>>130937620>stop liking things i don't like
>>130937568they're currently canceled for being a wifebeater band
>>130937712I wish I had a wife.
>>130937772to beat?
do you really think he was black? >>130934256
>>130938046I think your mom is
Well anons? Has your time come?https://youtu.be/xf85izt8rPw?si=mb5Bkkl2Fl_-7-1T
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizards - Alien Metal
I really need some black pussy in my life bros fuuuck I need it. how to get black honeys to dig a mid but reasonably metal white boy like myself?
>>130938046Since he's pretty much asking for handouts, I'm gonna have to say yes, blacker than any Kaevum-blaster in these generals
>>130938444Imagine
Kaevum - Messiah
What's your favorite Burzum song?Mine is Jesus' Tod.
>>130938444You gotta BLAST some White Zombie and Machine Head for them in the functions, or out at the beach, or at a planned parenthood waiting room, just wherever the negresses hang out >>130937408 cracked the code
>>130938444>>130938447Could have been a beautiful black woman
>referring to Burzum with the German song titlesCouldn't be me
>>130938514Yeah I think the song titles on my Misanthropy Records 1st press are more accurate than whatever the fuck you think.
>>130938499>You will NEVER get to recommend "A Banner Greater Than Death" to some cutie ebony /metal/ posterFUCK!
https://youtu.be/2KpldlQTY1E
>>130936622>Aquí en Chile a las madres se les respetaaaaaa
>>130938582Got bored after a minute lol
>>130936622New Evilfeast when
>>130938534That's nice bud, but I personally defer to the guy who actually wrote the music
Dorkthrone
Absolutely loved this album
>>130936622best argho album btw>>130931479you should probably stop lol been there done that whatever your problem is you are killing yourself. I drink cause my drunk game is much better, I secured a date somehow lol I dont remember how. I just woke up and im still kinda drunk
Don't start that taaaaaaalllkiiiinnI could talk all niiiiIIIIiiight
ITT: peak
Check this out
>>130938450looks like a man
The wifey and I made it onto our favorite band's instagram story <3
>>130939074Not metal.
>>130939074>tall guy parks himself in the very frontwhat an asshole
For me, it's Sleep's timeless and foundational (for the genre of stoner metal) classic, Dopesmoker. Now that's an album
>>130939074A great place for a tomahawk missile
>>130939063Not at all tbqh
>>130939124monkey even
>>130939128That jungle pussy do make a man go monkey mode tbqh
>>130937480It's their weakest album by far. Besides a few great tracks it's "okay" at best.
>>130939401I've given that a few listens now and while it's fine it doesn't really stick with me at all. I just go back to Deliverers Of Faith
>>130939384"Real Wigger Slam" only consists of the Myscape Wigger Slam scene and the New York Death Metal Scene. What is known by ""Wigger" Slam" is nothing but Deathcore with questionable real Wigger Slam influence. When people try to argue that bands like Internal Bleeding are not real Wigger Slam, while saying that INFECTIOUS JELQING is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake Wigger Slam as The Slamburglars (plus the autism). Real Wigger Slam sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake Wigger Slam is weak, corny and a failed attempt to direct energy and swag into music. Some examples of REAL WIGGER SLAM are Epicardiectomy, Repudilation, Entorturement, Necrofuckphilia and New Yorkment . Some examples of FAKE WIGGER SLAM are INFECTIOUS JELQING, ARSENY and BOLTCUTTER. WIGGER SLAM BELONGS TO BRUTAL DEATH METAL NOT TO DEATHCORE, BEATDOWN OR ANY OTHER -CORE GENRE
i'll drink beer and listen to dopesmoker at a public park where I routinely get harassed by the local retarded drunk. I might beat him up today ngl
nothing is more metal than being nice to people, helping people get into the metalosphere, kindness and inclusivity :) #nazipunksfuckoff
THE NEGRESS RESPONDS TO A TRIBAL CALL
nothing is more metal than being hostile to people, gatekeeping newcomers out of the metalosphere, cruelty, and elitism
earned cruelty to people you despise feels so good
nothing is more metal than to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
>>130937480this shit is so mid its not even funny>>130938929>best argho album btwcorrect
>>130939526Its sad that the vocalist died
>>130939535Not really he was a fat shit who couldn't drum very well.
>>130939569liked his voice
Its time to settle this once and for all, /meal/. The Trooper vs The Grenadier. For me its the trooper, especially the 2001 live version.
>>130939490Cringe
>>130939573They usually bathed it in too many effects for my taste. I liked it too but it'd also echo more than it needed to.On Kohanic they ramped it up to 11 and it's fucking weird. It's almost like they think the vocals are shit so they obfuscate it.
>>130939602I dont think that we are talking about the same guy. Im talking about the genocider
>>130939635I'll be honest, I didn't realise they changed vocalist from Judeo to Kosherat. I am a fake fan.
>130939674>130939676>>>/facebook/
>>130939674>>130939676take this shit to facebook nigga
Carcass - Reek of Putrefaction
>>130939476>at a public park where I routinely get harassed by the local retarded drunk.>I might beat him up today nglExtremely based if it so happens. Best of luck, Anon.
>>130939796I've given him so much sway since hes retarded but fuck it lol, even so beating a retarded drunk would leave a bad taste in my mouth, literally. he walks around with shit in his pants
>>130939674>>130939676LOL
The Voivod one got me lol
>>130936622kino lyrics on this one>>130937480not my fav album by them, but Fiscus Judaicus is one of the best songs they've ever written
>>130940317>but Fiscus Judaicus is one of the best songs they've ever writtenStrong agree. I remember largely being lukewarm on the album but kept coming back basically for that and a couple others.FISCUSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss
>>130939490based
Nazi metal women with swastika tattoos and great taste in music
>>130940317This is a good fucking album.
>>130940546indeed it is, the French BM scene might actually be my favorite overall. And the language is perfect for metal and "dark" music in general
>>130940552I usually dip in and out of France, Poland and Finland for my favourites. France probably have the most consistency though.
>>130940475>I want to fuck her on the floor>Among my books of ancient lore>So I will make a full report>I got a Nazi girlfriend>It's not the four-inch heels she wears>It's not her baby-fine blond hair>It's more the desert in her stare>I got a Nazi girlfriend>She's not the colt that she once was>She's elegant, but youth is lost>Still she has ways to make me talk>I love you Nazi girl>Her French is perfect, so's her butt>She wears two crosses tangled up>She's independent, she's not dumb>Tough little Nazi girl>So now I've fucked her on the floor>Among my books of ancient lore>And I have made a full report>About a Nazi girl
Has anybody else noticed the striking resemblance between Dio and Hector?
>>130938473Same. Thats "their" only good song
>>130940790props for respecting their pronouns
>>130940763Who’s that
>>130938931Did you give Sturmwehr a spin?
>>130940887Dio from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
>>130940924kys faggot
THE LACE IS LOOSE IF IT'S TIGHTI NEVER LOSE A FIST FIGHT
>>130937568they're in the process of writing a new one right now iircI remember a lot of people found that new single from 6 years ago disappointing, but I liked it>>130940838Any thoughts on it?
>>130941173it leans more toward "The Inherited Repression" and i really liked the more melodic aspect of As the Kingdom Drowns and Divine Council.So it's great, but a bit different than the previous album.Fav track: No Time for the Weak
last psycroptic I've heard was the s/t
>>130941210For me it was Ob(Servant) until pretty recently when I checked out The Watcher Of All like a year or two again.
Last psycroptic I've heard was Ob(servant). Seemed like a good place to stop.
>>130936712Ouch
>>130941207How would you rank their discography?
>>130941219As the other guy who stopped there until recently, they have definitely gotten better since then.
>>130941333Bit early to say, album just came out today, but i feel it's going to be one of my favorites
>>130941369fair enough but like how would you rank the previous ones
I'm posting from the tekkno train
>>130941379i'm going to be super boring, but imo each album is better than the previous one, so i'd rank then chronologically.What about you ?
>>130941537Haven't listened to all of them, I asked about your ranking because I wanted to see what I should check out next lolI like their early stuff the best, their 1st vocalist was unique. Scepter is no.1 for me.I remember liking Observant more than Symbols of Failure, but As the Kingdom Drowns was pretty good and better than both of those. Still need to listen to the rest
more death metal needs hardcore vocals
>>130936622Wtf is a ball spouter?
>>130941659I started listening to then when they got their new vocalist, so the more modern albums are more my jam.You should listen to Inferi. I love that band you may too
>>130941723a cat
>>130941754your cat spouts balls?
tech death sucks
>>130941779ye, rubber bullets mostly at coloredshe's in the riot police
>>130941822Tech death that’s good is good in spite of the technicality not because of it. Like crimson massacre
listening to "tech" death gives me the same feeling as hearing a bunch of high school dropouts discuss physics
>>130941955it makes you feel retarded?
>>130941723idk but that album is cool
Bongman - Wish I were jewish (but instead I'm just balding) (New single)
>>130940838didn't know they released another album i really liked their 2022 album, imo they are one of their best in their subgenre, which personally i love
>>130939674>>130939676kino
I'M AHEAVYMETAL MANIACSTAND BACK!
>>130936622on god this is so boring and the mixing sucks dick
>>130942293enslaved is heavily overrated in general
>>130937516Glossectomy >>>>>
holy fucking dead threadI didn't really mean to kill yourselves!
>>130937516stfu niggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQRWNheRv0
>>130940924as of 5 minutes ago yes just sounds like Ultima thule or skrudriver to me
>>130941693Dear god no.
>>130941693correct
Guys I think it’s time for Darkthrone to call it quits. Everything from Underground Resistance to now has been pretty disappointing and there’s maybe 2 decent songs per album.
>>130943405Darkthrone ended with the release of Panzerfaust
>>130943658pretty much
>>130936622We only listen to the sickest, most brutal and underground demos here.
>>130943658Fuck you, Panzerfaust is at best a decent compilation. Total Death wipes the floor with it, and their '99-'03 run is a bona-fide unholy trinity for the 21st century
>>130943658I liked Goatlord, especially the part where he goes "Paler than the sheets of Jewish fairytales"
>>130943742>no life 'til leatherwdtmbt
>>130936607Good metal, saars
>>130943771funny because satan is also a jewish fairytale and they kept going on and on about him
>>130936622Desert Northern Hell was better
>>130942293>>130942354I can't imagine living this kind of life. I feel genuinely sorry for you, and hope you get better soon. You have my sympathy.>>130943790That seems to be the nearly universal concensus, yes. Still a great album, for its time
Thoughts on Peruvian metal?.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W8Ua0NQXcY
>>130943809mortem are cool
>>130943809not as good as peruvian prog folk
>>130943775you know what it means
>>130943790Tsjuder? Hardly know’er!
>>130943843do you?
>>130943809Yo si
I ate pussy today. doesnt get more metal than that
Look what I got today boys
>>130944116based. I wish I could buy shit like that without raping tariffs. I really do want to help artists.
>>130944032I don't believe you...
>>130944143Neither do I. I expected to make out AT MOST. metal was playing in my head whilst I was eating. Im mentally ill
>>130944116one good album, kudos
>>130944155now you're making me jealous
>>130936668Absolute peak fucking demo, one of my black metal favorites
>>130936693Peak band brother
>>130942268Amazing album bro
>>130938444Black pussy mid asf bro
>>130944297you are right to be. I'll blast some argho now. godspeed
if you don't eat offal you are not /meal/ enough. if you are vegan you can kindly fuck off
I want to clench my jaws to flesh. meal for this feel?
>>130944410Starving would be preferable
>>130944399go away
>>130944451>he doesn't eat the lifeforce of animalsngmi. eating a spleen full of blood lets you live the lyrics rather than just post them
>>130936622https://youtu.be/vZ1_QS8S780?t=590
>>130944508hipster garbage
>>130944116Nice stuff! Especially jealous of that Forgotten Legends with the original cover art.
>>130944476Idk if you caught the ref
MANACLED FREIGHTAGE
>>130944517better a hipster than a kvltslopper
its amazing how dogshit literally every genre of music was in the 80's except for metal of that time
COWARDICE ABSENT FROM
>>130944541nah they're equally retarded
THE SOUL OF THE TROOPER
this is unironically my favorite general. fuck and bless you all
Sepultura 1985
>>130944410Being vegan is actually metal af. If you know you know.
>>130944586them lil jits was wildin
>>130944603Yes they were, they were doing ANYTHING to be as extreme as possible
>>130944614>At the time of Sepultura's formation, Cavalera was 14-years-old and had been influenced by the punk scene. "But, as you know, in those times — 1982, '83 — punk was pretty big and [Sex Pistols bassist] Sid Vicious had a T-shirt with a swastika, and we, as stupid kids, we thought it was cool to wear that. And I remember that at one point, one of our friends from a different band, Dorsal [Atlântica], he came up to us, and he was, like, 'Guys, this is not shocking. This is stupid.'"
>>130944591I actually don't. enlighten me
>>130944630It was pretty stupid but all they wanted to do was be extreme at any and all costs, in my opinion they had the best image out of any scene.
>>130944116>redditfag thinks we care about this mid af haul
>>130944675Post your recent pick ups unless you're a coward.
>>130944675Niggas will hate on anything bro
>>130944630based Dorsal Atlânticahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfpaWnGuKDU
>>130944645there's nothing to enlighten you about, vegans are just extremely delusional
>>130944718They’re great
Is it true that Varg Vikerness and Epstein posted on /metal/? Some AI told me
i'll listen to TON and fuck a woman tomorrow whilst Peter Steele is singing. problem?
>>130944799that's an EXCELLENT question, anon!
Kill yourselves
>i'll listen to TONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2VsnDWuwAA
>>130944116Got that Leviathan album on physical too, it's top.The two Drudkh are nice too, Forgotten Legend is probably my favourite of theirs.
Heils from Brazil!https://youtu.be/j6CoX8iNHhw
>>130943790Tsjuder really didn't get their sound until DNH and then proceeded to never find it again.Albums pre-DNH are "alright" but just don't really excel at anything specific. Still decent enough and, as the other lad said, good for the time.
>>130944679
>>130944856I think their first three albums are equally good and memorable. A must-listen for lovers of second wave. The one gripe I have is the way the drums were mixed on the debut, but it hardly gets in the way of the music. Some A-grade riffs in there, my man
>>130944870I've listened to them all and not really found the same. They peak at B-grade riffs to me. I like them, I just love most of what they did after, even the 2023 album had riffs I revisit more.
>>130944679I can't post mine because it includes an emo album which will upset the resident posertourist landwhale.
>>130944879Oh well, takes all kinds. I think their latter works, much like the stuff Kampfar did after their hiatus, is too generic and soft-rounded for me. It has failed time and time again to leave an impression, while their first three have been more or less on permanent rotation since I first listened to them 20 years ago
>>130944890just-- just don't include that one in the picture, my guy
>>130944890it would only make it more based
Do yall fuck with pizza thrash?
>>130944903I can definitely get that as the later albums have definitely sorta been "polished down" to DNH-lite, and none even come close.I just found Helvegr to impress me more than their usual later things. The opening track in particular I really enjoy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFqlJGFODk4
>>130944927But then I'm not being honest with all my recent pickups. I don't want to be a liar in /metal/, who does?
>>130944938depends on what you mean by pizza thrash but I love municipal waste up through hazardous mutation and violator has some cool shit too
Morbid Angel - Total Hideous Death
>>130944960W
>>130944938yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkfuLspOFnY
>>130944124Tariffs don't even make sense on obscure metal funkos. Fuck trump
>>130944998
I love the absolute beautiful chads of YouTube that post their old demo collections
>>130944953That's like saying you'd be a liar if you posted non-metal because that's what you happen to be listening to at the moment
>>130945235that band's name is Length of time? Wtf that's dumb
>>130945239...dumb band names? on /metal/??
Sinister Sam, funk thrash https://youtu.be/vgj00VXSte0?is=SES8orWiE35hkvKH
>youtube link with the tracking token on itnot clicking that
>>130945312Alr then don’t, the song is “Work” if you wanna search it up on yt
>>130945328how about you learn to sanitize your links, dork
>>130945328this is cool but i can't stand the goofy ass funk bullshit
>>130945369Alr I’ll learn how i guess
>>130945295Toe Jam & Earl metal
>>130945371It grows on you, or at least it did for me
>>130945429Just remove the "is=" bit, that's all he's bitching about.Just bin the query string.
>>130945446Deadass
MEGADETH
>>130945736diapershittercore
>>130945756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7pqj8Be8kU
>>130944546basedcaverncore literally peaked there
>>130945736Iron maiden was the best grandpa metal
>>130944938Absolutely
Sagas by Equilibrium is the best metal album ever and you can't even argue against ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVyWtLGKhPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFE5Nzpyt5gTuris Fratyr would be better but the mixing isn't so good unfortunately. Every other album is meh and gets worse by release.
>>130945866>symphofolk metalno nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKoutXwyfBUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgNcGfgdGrghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdAhJkmUAKghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9UeLylS_eAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=761gFasivnAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lchYfjEj2Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUtMeyx_Uv4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-qQH90-nuYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4SqiH5jGVAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5LlTGjMX8shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaeqIpopvIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_Ex-GHGt8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOnKCcjP8Qshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46MALEk-7cEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eeKm5zzJ5ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbgzSVzE8l4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ONXlI2k0khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ONXlI2k0khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ONXlI2k0khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ONXlI2k0khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ONXlI2k0k
>>130945878Oh my fucking god bro PLEASE kill yourself
In the chilly winter of '90-'91, Varg Vikernes invented metal
>>130944960>violator>pizza thrashyou fucking retards call everything released after 1990 pizza thrash
>>130945957He invented SLAM METAL after laying his fingers on deep purple
>>130945878shit thrash for garbage people; by far the worst of the "classic" bands; I'd rather listen to pizza thrash
>>130945977I don’t think violator is pizza really I could see it though, pizza thrash is just unserious thrash that really embraces its stereotypes
>>130945987Definitely not the worst of the classics, not even close
at what age did you realize that anthrax were the best of the big four?
>>130945989yeah and I could see you deepthroating cocks in a truckstopwith that definition most of thrash is not "serious" thrash, starting with metallica
>>130946015Slayer is the best, the big four is gay though
>>130946023A lot of thrash is serious, most are, also I meant to add post 1999 but I thought that was a given
>>130946000sorry but it's true
>>130945878Yeah, I like 0 songs
>>130946023>with that definition most of thrash is not "serious" thrash, starting with metallicaCorrect.
Poland, Friedman, and Hetfield carried MegaDave hard
>>130945878Sweating Bullets is based
Thoughts on Castle Rat?
Striborg sounds like shit!
Don't let the Hungarian make a kweens/simp edition
>Castle Ratis that Matthew's house?
>>130945957During the brisk and gelid winter of ‘90-‘91, Varg invented hipster black metal
NEW>>130946435
