>Babymetal IS NOT metal! You're just a butthurt chud who hates women and anything kawaii!! XD>Babymetal IS metal! They know their shit and even Rob Zombie says so!!Bitch, please. Whether they're metal or not is irrelative to their actual quality and technique as musicians. They are a corporate byproduct of Amuse Inc. and whether or not they also count as true metal is not reflective of them being a good metal band by default. They also have the most mid(dling) taste: BMTH? Metallica? Slipknot? Seriously?
>>130976797>They are a corporate byproduct of Amuse IncOnly a pants shitting retard would think anything in J-pop is natural
>>130976797sex with the one on the right
why are yall metalheads such snobs
>>130976820OP but not a Metalhead so I'll explain: Metal historically grew as an underground sanctuary for outsiders during the late 70s/early 80s.On one hand, Metalheads gatekeep out of loyalty, but corporations gatekeep to protect their bottom line. They keep genres like pop, jazz, and rock and roll locked in boxes so they can pump out safe, predictable formulas full of empty platitudes that are easy to monetize.Metal corporations maintain quality control by enforcing rigid technical standards. They utilize a small circle of specific audio engineers to mix the music, employ a vetted group of visual designers for the branding, and exclusively contract musicians who can perform complex compositions flawlessly on stageNow, with myself, personally, I’ve completely outgrown metal, especially death metal. I just don't have the patience anymore to sit through some bloated, 11-minute operatic power metal track that requires me to read a wiki page of background lore just to understand it. Plus, listening to older vocalists sound like a castrated chimpanzee like Rob Halford screaming after smoking 12 packs of cigarettes a day has completely lost its appeal.
>>130976820Personally I've been bitter about it for a quarter of a century ago when we apparently decided "metal" doesn't mean "band that plays the style of music called heavy metal" and instead means "literally any loud guitar music regardless of style" but I'm a snob about a lot of things independent of metal too because I have something called standards
>>130976820One thing metalheads did that was a war crime was make anything melodic, weird, othered, almost fetishistic? Oh its melodeath, melo, meloblackened.When I grew up I heard my parents 80s hair metal, operatic metal and that WAS metal. It just sounded great. Now its like if its melodic its for pussies.
>>130976797They're Autism Metal and it appeals to me.
>>130976797not a genre
>>130976797Ok, but which one loves me.
Japan's philosophy of totally corporate, regimented pop music is interestingin the west we try to form an illusion of authenticity in pop music and it's really patheticJapan has these entertainment companies that employ absurdly talented musicians and give them projects to work onI feel that would be a really creative environmentbabymetal is an absurd idea that they play completely straight
>>130982486>baby metal>kidsoh no no no does robby know?
I just want to say I love Babymetal.
I want to tie Moa to a radiator and make sweet, tender hate to her ass and mouth in that order if you know what I mean.
>>130976797Lol
The metal elitist character in Heavier Trip was ashamed to admit to liking Babby Metal. There was some funny scenes because if this lmao
