Decrepitizing Din Of The Cerebral Psyopticon editionOld: >>130987861FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
I look forward to this one being schizo'd to 310 in no time.
>>130998876Yeah because you're a weird loser freak who nobody likes mate. Lmao
>>130998861
>>130998908Weird loser metal replying to your own thread
>>130998970What do you think of USPM? Whenever European power metal becomes too melodic and formulaic, I instantly lose interest. Unlike with USPM whose superior traits are its rawness and riff heavyness.
Devin
>>130999013Power Metal in general is not a genre I particularly enjoy, but I'd argue both EUPM and USPM have all the same flaws and get too cheesy too often.The only USPM I spin with any regularity is early-mid Iced Earth when they had some thrashiness. Modern Iced Earth is far from superior to anything.
>>130999042>>130999013>>130999034Yeah case in point. Weird losers
>>130999052Go back to your fake thread lass.
>>130999042Both modern EUPM and USPM suck, lol. I don't usually listen to either of those genres but 80s USPM is my go to when I'm in the mood for it.
>>130999070This one filters me
>>130999013I dont really distinguish between them much, as >>130999042 I do enjoy some early Iced Earth or few Stratovarius, Hammerfall or Blind Guardian songs.Most of the genre though, stuff like Helloween, Sabaton, Edguy or Avantasia I just find boring bordering on cringe.
>>130999073>FiltersIt's not really deep. Not much that filters here. Either you get with the humpta injun larp vibes or you don't.
>>130999067Typically yeah, but I also don't look into the genre at all to know if there's any modern hidden gems.>>130999075As >>130999042, the PM I like tends to be heavier or closer to thrash at times. BG are okay but I still prefer if the riffs really kick off.My favourite is Persuader, who are EU, but their songs have some real energy to them usually.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLeAYC1xw4gTheir modern stuff is also "fine", but doesn't grab me as much as this. Still like it more than 90% of PM though.
>>130999075I find it kind of funny that a genre that feels overwhelmingly European was arguably created by an American band, and then peaked with an album by the same band.
>>130999059Yeah case in point. Weird (and ugly lmao) loser
>>130999120DESU a lot of euro bands do the faggy metal opera type of thing I wasnt even sure if I should mention Edguy.>>130999105At first I skipped to the part with screamed vocals and I was like whoa this is power metal now? kek... anyway yeah this feels (and even the vocalist sounds) a lot like Iced Earth. Sounds nice but I cant imagine it would hold my attention for a whole album.Anyway nowdays I usually listen to some tech-death related stuff - The Faceless, Fleshwrought, The Zenith Passage, Virvum, Flub, Fleshbore, Summoning the Lich, Rings of Saturn and such
>>130999151>Sounds nice but I cant imagine it would hold my attention for a whole album.Well it does for me, but primarily for a few main tracks. They do tend to be one of those bands where the whole album is 3 great tracks then a lot of "okay" stuff. I wouldnt blame someone who doesn't like PM from not liking them, but they do enough for me as someone who doesn't like most PM for me to really like that album and the ones prior.
>>130999151>The Faceless, Fleshwrought, The Zenith Passage, Virvum, Flub, Fleshbore, Summoning the Lich, Rings of SaturnLosercore
>>130999151>the album is called demetia/dislexia>i post a fake picture with fucked up band nameok
>>130999175>>130999184Lmao weird losers
>>1309988615 years later I now see the value in this one but its still mediocre
>>130999189>one malding post every 5 minuteslmao
>>130999204Just ignore the rodent.
>>130999204Lmao you are a metalhead. The literal bottom-of-the-barrel of every music sceneKeep it up >>130998904
Other than Dragula I've never heard a Rob Zombie track
>>130999211Post some more weird mumbly autistic vocaroosOh sorry is that a different metalhead? Lmaoooo point stands
>>130999225Not missing a ton.
>>130999243Yeah, I figured so lol
>>130999105That sounds very "guardian."Which isn't a bad thing or maybe just me out of touch with pm. Latest Mekong Delta sounds like prog Iced Earth to me.
>>130999263The bad thing is that you sound like a pathetic runt
>>130999263>That sounds very "guardian."Vocally sure at points, but I find the riffs to be heavier, and I don't expect any BG song to open with that double bass and snare triplet style thing. Just subjective anyway, but to me it's more "aggro". BG usually always just sounds a bit safe and "competent if boring" to me.I'm also out of touch with PM and BG so fuck knows really, could just be a retard.
>>130999290Yeah you sound like both a retard and a loser. Not surprised though.
>>130998861>>130999290Time for real out of touch hours
>>130999340To feel less fat, ugly, stupid, and tasteless. Fair enough.
>>130999216This
>>130999180retardcore post
>>130999411Remember to ignore the rodent.Or just filter him at this point, the spam is all the same.
>>130999369Glad it helps you feeling a bit better about yourself ;^)
>>130999434>>130999432>>130999411Losercore posts
>>130999449Lmao actually accurate too Gods you folk would make any reasonable person misanthropic lmao. Pitiful fucks
Fat, ugly, stupid, and tasteless metal
imagine being this upset that nobody is posting in your troll thread
>>130999514And then I'm like, oh don't worry. These guys make me appreciate those who aren't such blatant subhumans even more
>>130999532Prefer being given a reason to shit on the peasantry such as yourself tbqh
>>130998824Can someone read this one out in the vocaroo autist runt voice lmao
My honest reaction when I hear Gojira
>>130999656Funfact: Gojira means "I don't listen to this shit" in japanese
>>130999689Correct
gojira should be cancelled for their racism against the japanese
>>130999877how is it racist
>>130998861i'm thinking AOTY
>>130999959gojira is how you pronounce godzilla with a japanese accent
>>130999959they might as well be puling their eyes with their fingers so they look squinty and yelling I ROVE YOU RONG TIME
>>130999966I can't get into that album. It's alright but they don't half like to drag everything out and spend ages going fucking nowhere.A tech thrash song doesn't need to be 29 minutes long.
>>130999966super super boring band i like the album arts
>>130999966It's not bad even if the intro wanted to make me shit on it for sounding like eldrig doing a sonic ost but all in all it feels like too much effort to sound a bit generic. But I should probably revisit this a few times to be sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWX2tKAi23gThe Versailles Flow Changed The Game, Changed My Life For Real Man, Not Even Joking. Feeling Like Versailles
nice gloomy rainy day today. think i'll listen to some paradise lost and my dying bride.
>>131000135>eldrig doing a sonic ostFinally, make Sonic inherently.
>>131000184>>131000227Go back to the rat thread >>130998904 and stay there, cheers
>>131000089Meh, started skipping through this halfway through because most of the album is fucking filler. Disappointing.
>band peaks with their demo tapepost them
>>131000252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSS9J2TrV2M
Holy fucking shit
>>131000259timeghoul
Bored Incantation
>>130998861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe24PdiP55k
>>130998861Forgot this was also by Nathan Portant
>>131000259Crematory
>>131000259They must have really sucked ass then
>>131000259Afterbirth, Asphyxiation, Blood Spill, Catacomb, Chaosick, Conscious Rot, Cromlech, Crucifix, Damonacy, Decerebration, Embalmed, Embodyment, Embrionic Death, Eroded, Eructation, Exmortis, Fourth Dimension, Gaffed, Hardware, Haunted, Imprecation, Lethargy, Necrovore, Nomicon, Rippikoulu, Sorcery, Ton, Xipe Totec
>>131000384>bands always get better with time, that's why a band's later output is always better than their early albums
for me, it's the humble EP. not as rough as a demo and not as overwrought as an LP.
>>131000860Exactly. For example, compare Cryptopsy's amateurish Ungentle Exhumation to their polished masterpiece The Unspoken King
>>131000971An Insatiable Violence is clearly the peak of their discog now!I don't remember a single fucking song off that piece of shit.
An Insatiable Violence is hands down their best album in over 20 years
>>130999243>>130999253White Zombie and his first few albums ae pretty good
>>130999019He's correct about Angine de Poitrine
>>131001325He isn't. I probably shouldn't have listened to Angiom de Putin and neither should he.
>>131001325he's right. they weren't receiving much attention for their music under the name la poexe without the gimmicks
>>130998916>>130998886>>130999142>>130999281>>130999329>>130999189>>130999449Who is this poster and why is he so mad?
>>131001561he's bipolar and having another manic episode just let him do his thing and ignore him
>>130998861Peak of modern metalcore and meloshit>produced by Devin Townsend
>>131001561>>131001561yeah it's best to not engage with him
>>131001564>spending your manic episode posting on 4cuckcan't he go commit a crime and end up on the news or something, this is the lamest 'manic episode' I've ever seen lmao
>>131000904based, EPs are the supreme formatMost LPs have filler tracks and would be better if shortened into an EP
comps are the ultimate format
>>131001567>modern metalcore>modern meloshit>produced by TownsendGenuinely sounds like the worst shit imaginable
All records should have 4, max 5 tracks. If it's an LP, each track should be twice as long.
MEN OF AWESOME MIGHTBLUE BLOOD BRED OF STEELON CLOVEN HOOFS THEY RIDEWITH THE BANNERS OF CASTILLE
My top 10 albums, regardless of trveness.1. Metallica - Master of Puppets2. Slayer - God hates us all3. Exodus - Shovelheaded Killmachine4. Pantera - The Great Southern Trendkill5. Escape the Fate - Dying is your latest fashion6. Deafhaven - Infinite Granite7. Sodom - M168. Emmure - Speaker of the Dead9. Boris - Pink10. Bullet for my Valentine - The Poison
>>131001662Well it also has cover art by John Baizley
>>131001700bitches like that ruin your lifet. knower
>>131001567>modern metalcore and meloshit>released 19 years agook retard
>>131001700Based
>>131001756According to uncs here, everything made after the 90s is modern
>>131001776No you're misunderstanding.They say anything after the 90s is SHIT, not modern.
melocore wasn't really even a thing in the 90s lol
>>131001804Yeah so it's after, meaning it's instantly shit. Are you dense?
The 90s thing is usually for kids and tourists, sure 90s were great for the genre but you can't listen to this shit for over a decade just juggling a hand full of albums accepted by the mainstream
>>131001884the kids and tourists are especially fans of the 2000s though
>>131001884>sure 90s were great for the genre but you can't listen to this shit for over a decade just juggling a hand full of albums accepted by the mainstreamAlmost is if the decade has more good albums than just "a handful of mainstream accepted ones" you absolute fucking tourist.
>>131001897Are they? I rarely see 2000s shit unless it's part of that post ironic nu metal revival. Which was considered not metal in the 2000s.
>>131001921>but i can count two handsStunning and brave little timmy.
DOTY (Дeмo of the year)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyQXkUulX0c
>>131001826>>131001921lmao unc is malding
>>131001943>Дeмo 1993>Released: 2026yeah, not listening to that
>>131001969Maybe they uploaded it with Internet Explorer?
Thoughts on monstrously epic 2 hour albums?
>>131002051i'd rather sit through a 2 hour movie or something else
>>131002051I use the Beketh Nexhemu ones as comfy sleep music, does that count?
>>131002051>monstrously epicThat album is mostly just atmospheric funeral doom, and more ambient. I don't feel it deserves that terminology.
>>131002087that's practically ambient black metal so its serving its purpose
>>131002109And that's basically my thoughts. I'm a album guy, listening to the whole thing but at the 2 hour mark It has to have some kind of purpose. Most I can think of is some slow burn stuff with lots of ambient and filler and the others are compilations. I think grind finale is 2 hours? But that's like 50 splits and its purpose is to convince you that you didn't drink enough to finish it in one sitting.
absurd sucks I don't get why they get so much praise. if its because they've got edgy views there are so many bands like that but who actually don't sound like shit
>>131002313they're just one of those bands that gets praised purely because of what they stand for lol
>>131002313You get bm bonus points for a stabby in the 90s and they are like the missing link between rac and bm if you really need one.
>>131002313They are overrated primarily for the edge factor.Funnily enough the first thing I heard by Absurd that was decent was on the Weltenfeind split, but that's mostly cos the GBK offering on it was quite meh for their standards.
Absurd has moments of brilliance https://youtu.be/OFyRDjclxTM
>>131002358>You get bm bonus points for a stabby in the 90sThey killed 15 year old, which is kinda pathetic tbqhThey've got nothing on /ourguy/ Louis Cachet who brutally murdered a bandmate who was 5 years older and of similar stature
>>131002824The only cool murder in music was Kurt Cobain assassinating the lead singer of nirvana desu
>>131002933Dylan Carlson*
>>131001700your top 10 gave me AIDS
can you imagine how hard it was to kill this absolute unit? look at those shoulders and wrists, what a beast. i bet he weighed at least 110lbs!
>>131003039He is as broad as a Les Paul is wide... if he'd survived only 6 more years he could have played mini me in Austin Powers.
I've been out of the metal game for a while but I was listening to old nile and I want new stuff that has those long wailing bends karl loves to do, any suggestions?
>>131003039omgggg he was so cvteeee i hate varg so mvch !!!!!
>>131003116Dunno - try Flamenco Nilehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCGWoPuNJaI
>>130998908Bvsed album
>>131003116not that new but Mithras and Sarpanitum. Hour of penance does it too
>>131003039looking at the stature of this monster its clear why Varg had to act in preemptive self defense
Кpoшкa Heтoпыpь и Maлыш Mёpтвaя Гoлoвa - Aнтapктичecкoe пpoбyждeниe фюpepa (The Fuhrer's Antarctic Awakening)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd_zCvy0s-I
>>131003236>Hour of penance does it tooThis doesn't leave my mind usually.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoP1AVwrvRg
>>131003221When is the fucker gonna release a new album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSSWn3wiRlM
>>131003298Do you think they...
>>131002313Absurd are patchslop (band which exists to move merch for labels).
>>131003754It's good though. If you see someone rockin' Absurd merch you know they're trve and not afraid to tell it like it is.
If you see someone rocking Absurd merch, you know they're Latino and embracing their heritage.
>>131004009 (samefag)does funeral doom even count as blasting?
>>130998861they peaked here on the lowks
Have you guys seen the clip with Fake Dust playing through their EP in front in a really tiny venue and a lurch ass chrischan type in a midriff gets up front like a minute in and is standing there sweating in the singer´s face for the rest of the set?Weird times.
What's Fake Dust
>>131004038B8
>>131004038>Brapskunst records
>>131004051
>>131004045you talking about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtWmqLHJv0U
>>131004097Ye
>>131004105that's just the grindosphere bro. the funniest thing about the band is probably the bassist. he looks completely locked in at every show lol. his face turns all red and shit and he doesn't even bang his head
>>131004073Looks like Linus-core, not listening
>>130998849Checking in. How are we doing lads?>>130998861BLASTING
>>131004216this looks like some shit the serbian ai nigga would feed to the ai model for samples
>>131004206I don't know Linus.
>>131004234What
>>131003398AI? Yeah, I think they definitely AI, retard.
>>131004197Well I'm afraid to be in a band now.Both the bassist and singer looks different than I imagined, but it might also just be that newer bands are starting to be much younger than me, and the extreme scene is developing a fashion sense I haven't kept up with. Mullets and overalls, and midriff.
New Chamber of Unlight is out. Excited to give it a listen as Realm of the Night was a really special album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mf8N0uFFUg
>>131004234Roman Ismailov is the guy who made it.
>>131003253HEIL!
>>131004364mullets, overalls and midriff? you mean, like EVH days? just be that cool geezer with a leather and denim get up, always appropriate, never wrong.
>>131004418I'm not old enough for that. I'm from the apparently small time gap where that wasn't considered the cat's pajamas / bee's knees.
Why is chuddery inseparable from riffs?
>>131004526nsbm disproves this.
>>131004510if mullets are in, denim and leather also work. (regardless of age.)
>>131004571while not guaranteed the riff to chud ratio is still positive thougheverbiet
>>131004571NSBM is all riffs all the time.
>>131004407I look like this
>>131003842That's fine, but I also assume they have no filter and will lap up anything Hell's Headbanger's sells merch for.
>>131005042I have to order from Hells Headbangers so J Dawg mentions me in his videos.
>>131005048This but the exact opposite
Meloblack is inherently semitic
>>130998861I love blasting tech death while reading about philosophy and psychology stuff that makes me have an existential crisis.
>>131002313keep listening to it. you'll get it eventually
>>131005489
Why is this >>130998904 thread allowed to exist?
>>131005756We keep our pet rat in there
>>131004073Isn't that shit grindcore
>>131005661Don't you mean shreddit
>>131005788Yeah but apparently it's good. They've been giving lots of praise to it on the Heavy Metallurgy channel.
>>130998861Picrel.>>131006096>>131005443MEGABASED.>>131006191We love Nazis & Nazi metal here to be fair.
*Fucking mogs your favorite dm record in your path*
>>131006312Some of the best artwork too
>>130998861Been chipping away at Lander and Iron Firmament's discog today. So far of the three I've listened to I think Acid Jungle is my favorite.>>131002291Peak. Portal is amazing.
>>131006212Cringe
>>131006312Doesn't get much better than that. Leprosy is a close second for me though.
>>131006212Correct.
>>131006312Second to Onward to Golgotha for me
My favourite dm album? Death - Human.
>>131006412I'm blasting this now too.
>>131006396Acid Jungle is excellent. One of the best releases this year so far
>>130998861Another one from Iron Firmament>>131006670I'm inclined to agree.
https://youtu.be/qIMwaSGu7Ng
>>130998861Mornin' /meal/
>decide to check in on /metal/ after months>it's still the same retarded shitIf you're not actually botspam, you might as well be
>he decided to check in on /meal/ after months for several weeks in a row nowLmao
>>131007498Ozzy was a drooling retard, a puppet for his zionist wife. Nice role model.
Benton, Glen
>>131007810HEIL
>>130998849Why is /metal/ like this
RABM = reddit approved black metal
>>131007843>FB_IMGFuck off back there retard
>>131007872Cry more faggot
>>130998861What else should I listen to?
>>131006312I've never heard a less consistent band in terms of quality
>>131007917I dunno Rippikoulu or The Angelic process I guess
>>131007917picrel
>>131007917
you can tell that electric wizard are not posers since they are retarded enough to go on the stage high as a kitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU0TUR-o6gE
>>131008089Who even cares about that band anymore? They went full diaper rock revival like 15 years ago
>>131001700poohaven is based and i always see some fucking tranny complaining about it
all these retarded 'influencer' metal youtubers are getting cancelled lol
>>131008293>metal influencer jewtuberThat was a thing?
>>131001325He's always complaining about something
>>131008103dopethrone and witchcult today are great. I love electric wizard
if you see a /meal/ nigga listening to doom metal whilst drinking either give that nigga a slap for being a retard or a brotherly hug for the shit hes going through
>>131008513I will listen to any kind of metal when I drink, fuck you.
drinking is for tourists and posers
>>131008533based. i was talking about myself when I wrote that. Im planning to get hammered whilst listening to a doom metal playlist I made in honour of my ex. cheers>>131008536drinking is peak /meal/
That reminds me, I still didn't decide what I should take to the festivals this year. Went with cocktail party kegs last time, but it was expensive and its also out of stock everywhere...
>>131008574>festivalsI didn't like the ones I saw. Which is unfortunate since I really wanted to let loose a little this year
>>131008586Understandable, lineups are shit this year and weirdly commercialised even at not so commercial festivals.But wouldn't be the first time I pay mostly to get wasted in the camp
Well that definitely sounds like Insomniumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26oH8EtWA58
>>131008602What kind of bands do you like seeing?
>>131008627Not even remotely excited for the new album, same as the last few.I'll just check it out when it's out, be disappointed, then move on.
>>131008627Sounds oddly uplifting for them
>>131008631I'll go see everything. But for festivals it's often death and grind since that's the retarded party music for metal festivals. At least for me. But i think the last time I went Masters Hammer was the best I saw at a festival. And some shit I go whenever I get the chance like impaled nazarene or benediction.
NEW YORK BRUTAL DEATH METAL REIGNS SUPREMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmEWx-ERy5Y
