Lily Allen: It's Not Me It's You [Capitol, 2009]She is too a role model--for chart queens, bohemians born-and-raised, and paparazzi victims everywhere. True, her synth-pop album debuted below India.Arie at five before its SoundScan swan dive. But even diving she's more graceful than most, and she has every expectation of popping out of the pool and climbing the ladder again, which is how her first one went gold. Here the modestly likable, oddly uncategorizable singer of Alright, Still emerges as that rare thing, a vocalist of genuine technical command who sounds like no one else--and even rarer, like everygirl at the same time. The snarky lyricist of Alright, Still achieves new amalgams of aesthetic specificity and masscult applicability--the love song "Who'd Have Known," the dad song "He Wasn't There," even the God song "Him." She does synth-pop right not by providing a template but by demonstrating its adaptability. Pink, relax. Christina, quiet songs about your baby beckon. Kelly, stop flexing your vocal cords and let your brain do the emoting. A
>>131004854Oh right, the posh bitch who LARPed as a chav and had 15 abortions she claimed to be miscarriages.
>>131004854This guy is stupid
>>131005144Also her daughter has a fivehead.
>>131005144^This. She went to uni and decided to fuck around and have fun for a few years before having a family and lived in a council flat for three weeks to gain cred.
>>131005144how do you even have 15 abortions? just tell the guy to pull out
>>131005391Or, well, maybe I got the exact number wrong but she did eventually admit they were actually abortions not miscarriages.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Allen#Personal_life
>>131005391i guess she didn't find pulling out satisfying enough or maybe she was that dumb