Festival of Death editionOld: >>130998849FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTIN'
Crapped my shit container while blasting my Best of Ozzy casette
>>131011932>download random 1 man bandcamp DSBM>he pumps out a new album several times a year>its shitNot much of a surprise. More just surprising it's constant fucking monologuing about pretentious shite.
>>131011989why bother putting yourself through all that shit knowing how it's probably gonna sound
>>131012034A laugh. Also the rare surprise good album.
>>131012044you probably should've listened to their other projects lol. this one is tagged as spoken word on rym
>>131012069I mean I've probably heard enough to know the guy's projects aren't really worth diving into. It's always a red flag when people put out so much music in such a short space of time in a year as a one man bandcamp project.
>>131011923Greatest snare drum of all time on that album.
>>131012088yeah, low effort bedroom dsbm bands should be avoided altogether
>sweetiefox just posted an instagram reel with a burzum shirtvarg's cumming right now
Really gay, all that DSBM-talkery.
someone wearing a burzum shirt is basically the same as anyone wearing a nirvana shirt now
>>131012138I'm still too nervous to wear mine outside.
wearing band tees when you're a bit older is kinda funny anyways
>>131012117Can't know they're low effort until I try them anyway.>>131012135Sorry for talking about music, lad.
>>131011932So I finally listened to this after you guys have been jerking off to it for years and calling it the best MDM album of all time and I mean it's pretty good, but it doesn't sound that different from Carcass or the typical Gothenburg bands so I'm not sure what makes it so much better than these.The vocals are definitely inferior though.
>>131012144well yeah some troon might try to kill you because he "feared for his life" upon seeing the shirt
>>131012193wrong album
>>131012144Absolute fucking pussy. No one will give a shit unless you walk into a fucking gay bar or some place that is fully antifa (which is very few)
Also remember Eucharist? Their first 2 albums albums were underrated as far as early melodeath goes and they had an interesting sound that wasn't just typical Gothenburg worship.I just found out that they had a new album 4 years ago and they play meloblack now, but from what I heard it doesn't sound very good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoJGdLqd2Lo&list=RDOoJGdLqd2Lo&start_radio=1
>>131012193>or the typical Gothenburg bandsI'd have said the riffs on that mog a lot of those bands. Typically heavier and faster.Yeah it's overrated but that's just because it's popular. Both that and Anatomy are two of my go-tos for riffy meloshit.
I just roke up
Intestine Ballism is too entry level, true metalheads listen to Ceremonial Oathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxpQCp96Nuw
melodeath typically feels like a slightly less corny version of power metal
>>131012258Well that's why people overrate IB because its cheese factor is low for the genre's standards, and people typically dislike too much cheese.
>>131011932
New Taake album?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr9qXJv0_MU
>>131012237From fast thrashy meloshit I enjoy the first Dimension Zero album
>>131012285No one cares about that pederast.
>>131012258Most "melo"death isn't even melodic. It's the tranny of metal subgenres. Total bait and switch.
>>131012193I think that their riffs split apart most gothenburg bands. Their riffs are among my favorites, not that gothenburgy that it becomes close to video game ost riffs, which is a real problem with MDM.>>131012241good stuff
>>131012337>video game ost riffsThey usually sound closer to Iron Maiden riffs
>can we have Heartwork>we already have Heartwork at home
>>131012271yes, it's stuff like ib, nomenmortis and argho that make the genre more bearable and better respected in my eyes
>>131012353iron maiden influenced a shitton of bands including arghoslent so it makes sense, but when I say video game riffs I mean shit like the riffs from god of forbidden light from reinkaos.I mean it sounds good yes but its just video game-y and subpar compared to most other tracks.
>>131012385Intestine baalism at least sounds heavy and distinct is what I mean. An Anatomy Of The Beast is even heavier still.
>>131012271How much cheese can average metalhead handle?How did CoB become so popular despite being so over the top?
>>131012468Their blend of neoclassical metal influences with guitar and keyboard shredding sounded unique at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0EPPzy6s_kwhy
>>131012468Why does it seem that Finnish metalheads have much higher tolerance for cheese than others?
>>131012499they are inherently corny
>>131012499>>131012504this and I love them for it. Been listening to klamydia and it just makes me happy for some reason. Same with korkiplaani. Just close your mind and dont analyze shit
>>131012225Yeah, the Eucharist "comeback" was the work of just one original member, and ought to be considered non-canon.
Have you guys talked about that Rostorchester set at Eternal Hate Fest yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMK2nTSLU8ccentral asian metal
>>131012488Money.Amon have been going for so long they will have no creativity left, but the brand still holds weight from nostalgic manchildren, so it's free dosh
>>131012488Should have quit after Twilight of the Thunder God
>>131012544no one cares about chud bands playing chud festivals
>>131012488That's epic ngl
>>131012668Surtur Rising had some good songs but everything really went to shit when they stopped using orange and black album art.
>>131012241For me it's Disconformity.https://youtu.be/0_-OrKtl4GM
>>131012754their last album sounds so weird
The sheperd abusing his flockthe virgin's kiss and glorious tearsA forever penetrating ungodly cock rattling around in the temple of JesusThe Semitic serpent's venomous biteWinds of deceit and self loathing blowing on the embers of their sacrificial riteThe parasite finally conquers its hostTurn the other cheek, look the other wayForgive and forget, trust the father of sinThe demented hangman arrives todayWhen the pearly gate opens he will let you inHail the impotent king!
>>131012668deceiver of the gods have some gems too. of course, gods of war arise, asator and victarious march are all top tier
>>131012544https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/comments/1v271cd/crap_nazi_metal_amazingly_crap_actually/That's the best chud metal to offer I reckon
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131012769How so?
>>131012800the guitars sound like they're programmed. don't you hear it?
>>131012812Idk I'll have to give it another listen. Programmed guitars sounds bizarre and unlikely tho.
>>131012829i've fiddled around with electric guitar vsts before and the tone is awfully similar to what's seemingly used on that album
>I freakin love NSBM>Kaevum for life>Aryan god here
ay carumba
Uh oh melty is starting.
>>131013038Completely unprompted too. Saddest kind.
>Stop insulting NSBM or I will pulverize you, wokescum
>131013023>131013075who are you quoting?
>yfw the national socialist pop punk riffs hit just right
>>131012217I thought antifa hated Jews now anyways?
>>131013023>>131013031Shalom
Stop giving anthropomorphic qualities to riffs
>>131013278Antisemitism and faggotry?
True riffs channel the Greatest man who ever lived, so they are INHERENTLY anthropomorphic
>>131013295>the Greatest man who ever livedJesus Christ?
>>131013272NUCLEAR WINTER
>>131013302>Jesus Christ?Glen Benton could easily beat up that wimp.
>>131013302No. /metal/ detests Rabbi Yeshua
>>131013302that nigga is a fraud
metal is inherently semitic
metal is inherently anti-abrahamic
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>131013352tired of misinformation being spread on /metal/
>>131013355Gonna cry?
>>131013075Who is this balding whoreson?
They say Bongman will return when he's most needed and the general is at its most dire.
Great discussionAnd this thread actually started out decent
>>131013407Welcome to the shitheap, enjoy the cliquespam.
>>131013490I am never leaving the /metal/ cave.
>>131013407Welcome to american hours
why do people seem to get so much more frustrated when the subject of the music is judaism or islam instead of christianity? i understand that christianity is the main scapegoat and is less tolerant because of that, but the backlash is always the strongest when it's the flip side.
>>131013373He's moved on, why can't you?
>>131013596If you genuinely need help getting that explained then maybe you need to go back to school.
>>131013716please explain
>>131013716At 16 I told my Mother I quick school because I will a Metal God.
>>131013525My condolences.
>>131013742This is what happens when you listen Beherit
>>131013304CONDEMNED BY THE NUCLEAR SWORD OF DAMOCLES
>>131013617Bongman has killed himself.
>Bongsimp gets a mere taste of pussi>immediately abandons the metal way of life and goes back to being a turbo normalfagI bet he even tossed that Kreator beanie in the bin, fukken nonce
>>131013782bong man still posts on /soc/ complaining about how he's still a virgin
>>131013782He never scored, he was catfished by a tranny.
>>131013802beyond grim>>131013806there has actually never been a definitive consensus reached on whether traps are gay
>>131013824he is also almost completly bald and wears ugly glasses nowhe also gained at least 80 pounds
>>131013802hopefully he doesnt post his cock still as that thing looked like it had been in a farming accident
do you have a better battle jacket than james? no you don't
why do you guys know so much about some tripfag?
>>131013782>gets a mere taste of pussi>immediately abandons the metal way of lifeI think I'd do the same thing if it were ever to happen to me.
>>131013846Cos, like most of them, they posted here 18 hours a day and wouldnt shut the fuck up.At least he was memeable.
>>131013844Battlejackets are lame. For me it's pullover hoodies.>>131013846Some of us are here all the time, or at least were.
>>131013844>Tank>Raven>Blitzkreig>Holocaustbased papa het
>>131013844Battle jackets are only worn by people who want to have sex with children.Never trust someone who wears that tacky garbage
Had some delicious dissodelights for lunch.
>>131013863So you ate shit?
>>131013861Sounds based
>>131013866HRT is a helluva drug
>>131013868Uh........correct.
>>131013866>tourism on full displayAs expected.
>>131013866Absolutely disgusting and baldcucky
..........................................................................................................Satan
>>131013844>mentors Actually based
>>131013871You eat pieces of shit for lunch?
>>131013897
>>131013897Man scroll up you slow motherfucker
>>131013742HEIL AZAGTHOTH
>>131013852>For me it's pullover hoodies.Because you're fat/gay
>>131013931Lmao
>>131013866Fine looking lad. Too bad he's a faggot
PUSSY TIGHTTONIGHT!!
>>131013983bullshit album
>>131013962who is this?
>>131014033me
>>131014029sorry you got filtered sis
>>131014033him >>131014067
>>131013866Rumor has it bongman killed himself to make his DSBM demo authentic but forgot to upload it to the internet first
>Sanguine Relic>Black Cilice>Lamp of Murmuur>Gauntlet Ring / Fellwinter / ArborThese bands just exist for resellers to make 5x profit on Discogs.
>>131014074don't really understand why you enjoy uninspired, lackluster and lazy black metal but you do you, lass.
>>131014103I say this about most black metal that has a black and white album cover
>>131014094Better than being killed by nonce-hunters in prison after making his DSBM demo.
>>131014124i say this about most black metal
>>131014124but those are the only good ones?
>>131014097all great projects and more original than most 90s BM slop
When did you finally grow out of being a tourist and realize Immortal sucks?
>>131014354One day you'll grow out of being a tryhard and realize Battles in the North is the conclusion of metal.
>>131014354ever since I got into black metal i thought they were just barely decent
>>131014286g8 b8 m8dial8
you don't even like (actual) black metal if you think 90s shit like immortal, enslaved, emperor, rotting christ, dissection, ulver, etc. are peak of the genre
>>131014457Correct. The actual peak is 90s shit like Burzum, Mayhem, Graveland, and Windir.
>>131014457Correct. The actual peak is 80s shit like Venom, Mercyful Fate, Bulldozer, and Bathory.
sooner or later you'll realize that black metal peaked in the '80s
>>131014511*early Mayhem
>>131014581Do you count DMDS as early Mayhem?
>>131014511>>131014545it can't be peak black metal if you know it exists
>>131014511Luv Burzum and DarkthroneSimple as.>it's so simple and amateurishExactly.
>>131014679The way Burzums riffs invoke the spirit of WOTAN is anything but simple and amateurish.
>>131014591Yea I guess so. Up to that album. Still think all those songs were done better w/ Dead though.
>>131014511>Windirnot enough people know about the glory that is valfar, especially ITT. the album here is transcendent. 100% written by him, all about some fantasy stuff mixed with local norwegian lore. god i fucking love it.
>>131014752Windir never clicked for me tb h.
>>131014752you can tell from the cover it's dogshit overproduced vikinglarp meloslop
>>131014738I like the depressive riffs on Det Som Engang Var
>>131014794It's a great album cover though.>tfw will never have a cabin in the mountains I can freeze to death walking to in the winter.
>>131014815>tfw not stupid enough to go walking in a blizzardI'll never be famous...
>>131014752Great album
>>131014752Gay album
>>131014913Correct.
>>131014740>Still think all those songs were done better w/ Dead thoughThere are songs on DMDS that Dead never sang.
>new meshuggah remaster of DEIgood lord what a treat for the weekend
>>131012138"You like Burzum? Name 3 AIDS sequelae."
>>131015049What is this post implying?
>>131015023FUCKING based!>>131014941Well the songs that he did do...DMDS is good though don't get me wrong.
>>131011932https://youtu.be/t0wtElYWHW4
>>131015131Han som reiste is the greatest dungeon synth song of all time.
Artificial Brain is the thinking man's Blood Incantation.
>>131015302I saw Artificial Brain open for Blood Incantation opening for Demilich.
>>131011932Whatever happen with this band?
>>131014367Blizzard Beasts mogs
>>131015310I saw Exodus open for Rob Zombie/Slayer co-headlining.
>>131015363I'm not going to argue with you because there are many days where I think you're 100% right.
HEILhttps://youtu.be/f1-KUhfH4kk
>>131011932Give me Molochian metal pleez.https://youtu.be/hNeEcUgnL-Y
>>131015517Heil. One of the best black metal songs from the last decade.
>>131015517Omg is that NAZI MUSIC?? Guys, look over here, we got Nazi music. Anon is listening to the no-no music.
>NSBM label>called "Darker than Black">reflecting the customer base
WHENNIGHT FALLS
>>131015661A more true post has never been posted here
>>131011932awesome
>>131015517HEIL
>Band’s albums are touristy and flat>Actually pretty good live How?https://youtu.be/TPUBnC4dKWw
>>131011932Behexen side clears here
>>131016124three of the best songs ever unironically
>>131011932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeD2N74qjms
>>131014511>Windirbasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg0taaQ9p5o
>>131016039youtube algoslop
>>131016259Still better than that Skeleton accordion album.
Patraic, Finian
>>131014752>hm, today I will walk to my grandma's cabin during a blizzard with no coat
>>131016330>Chum Bum - In My Head ft Skullz138Lol
Windiaper sucks
black metal needs to be more inclusive towards people of color and women 2bqh
>>131016497It's already beloved by brown people and trans women
No obscure demo from Brazil from 25 years ago should be this good
>Before the night falls, heed the White call>Before the night falls, when the reaper calls you
I made eye contact with a woman for the first time in eight months. Metal for this feel?
>La terre, elle, ne parle plusHow did he do it?
>>131012241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgftSwYqN88Don't forget Excretion
>>131014815>>131016345https://youtu.be/yRf97NIjJhU \m/
Tortured by Solitude is so kino broshttps://youtu.be/LiFOpGIFlFY
>>131016874It's strange how Melancholie is still a classic but the comeback albums have aged really badly and sound dated.
>>131012138Apparently my one Bumcum shirt is 'mega-rare.'
BIG fan of my new Emperor EP shirt. Still don't beat my favourite Sunn O))) shirt however.
>>131017039Nice shirt! Which of those books do you recommend the most?
>>131017097You know which one.
>>131017039The "I've never seen a vagina irl" starter pack.
>>131017159Black metal has provided me with more comfort than any woman ever could.
>>131017159Thankfully women meld their ideals to yours if you're attractive. I'm sure this has never happened to you.
AI metal Saturdays
>>131017380I'm staring deep into her poop brown eyes
>>131016345there's no more a based way to die Tbh
Snorre and Euronymous both tried and failed to steal credit for black metal from Varg
>>131017562it's over man give it up
>>131017457Does anyone here know of that sort of infamous brown eyes/blue eyes "social experiment"? Imagine what it must have felt like being a brown eye white grouped in with browns and blacks. Absolutely grim.
>>131017575*The adult experiments, specifically
>>131017575Yes, having poop eyes must be an awful thing to have to live with.
>>131017138NTA but The Black Angels is the one I would read.
>>131018045That irminsul pamphlet he has is worth over $200 now.
>>131016039their first album was good, I still love their work but they did get touristy. They are very passionate though which I respect and their shows are great. I remember some dude shilling them when their first album got released
NEW YORK BRUTAL DEATH METAL REIGNS SUPREMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tedDgCPNLOQ
>>131016124Is this a good place to start w/ both Behexen AND Horna? I think I've listened to Horna before actually but I have no recollection of it. Eh, gonna blast it anyways.
>>131016600Yeah, this is good.
would NSBM still be trve if nazism was the dominant ideology of the world?
>>131011923>Atatvrk in the backgroundVVVVVVVVGGGGHHHHH
>>131018905Electric guitars would be illegal in the modern day Third Reich.
>>131018905Black metal is inherently contrarian which is why I believe that the answer is no. Satanism/blasphemy was all the rage in the 80s and 90s but its so normalized now that it does not hit the same which is why nazism is the logical endpoint of BM at least for the time being
>>131018905Nope, it's just that modern day progressives created a world where the only thing still shocking to the masses is lifting your right arm.
>>131017039oh no no no no
>>131018024Not nearly as bad as being a metalhead
>>131018905Nazism (as a slight variation of fascism) is a suicidal ideology. I don't see a world where everyone is a nazi. The goal from the beginning was mass civilisational suicide, not making the world a better place for "Aryan" people. Hitler was tweaking 24/7 and he survived countless assassination attempts, for him it was either suicide or execution.That's why nazism is inherently black metal. Not a bad thing 'per se', it's just the way it is. You either kill yourself willingly, unwillingly, or you get stabbed 23 times. Or you give up.
Hail Slipknot Fan 666
>>131020905Low IQ take
>>131020956Says the retard who can't type a proper sentence.
>The goal from the beginning was mass civilisational suicide, not making the world a better place for "Aryan" people. bold claim left unproven!
>>131021082Not an argument
>>131011932morning faggots
Keygen Church or Master Boot Record?
>>131021129Won't blame you for taking the Führer's word as first account, but with a bit of critical mind you realise there was no plan beyond killing (Jews, leftists, other nazis, etc.) as the final solution that came awfully early in the nazi's plans for solving their problems. All of the propaganda symbols were artificial constructs that led to a reality of death, best illustrated with Hitler's suicide (not even the Holocaust, you won't even have to mention the 6 gasillions once to prove nazism was a bad idea) or the thousands of mass suicides that happened near the end of the war inspired by the earliest of nazi propaganda. And that's the slight difference betwen fascism and nazism, the first being a self-sustaining but flawed ideology, and nazism being straight up a suicide-cult.So how do you know nazism is first and foremost a death cult: "how the fuck do we make this world a better place?" - "by killing people." It's black metal as fuck for one thing, but it's nothing real anymore, it's dead in the womb. I don't see the point of trying to imagine a nazi world.
demoscene black metal? didn't know that was a thing but the idea comes across as really REALLY gay
>>131021733But have you watched Triumph of the Will my dude?
>>131021517Jute Gyte.
>>131021733Thank you Grok
>>131011932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcudtmRYYKg
What mustaine meant with the song mission to mars
I'm gay.
>>131021733Hitler became the chancellor of Germany in January 1933, and the official timeline given for the Holocaust states it began in late 1941 or sometime in 1942.. 'experts' can't even agree with each other since there's little to no documentation of it which is explained away by guesswork that the Nazis destroyed all the evidence (absurd, laughable). >or the thousands of mass suicides that happened near the end of the war inspired by the earliest of nazi propaganda. This is the most disgusting part of your post. It's typical American ahistorical slop. Germany was the victim of Britain declaring war on it and then proceeding to bomb it and force it into war. The record shows Hitler pleading with British leaders to sign a peace agreement before the war was instigated by britain as he could sense jewish meddling on the behalf of the ultra wealthy British jewish lobbyists pushing the cucko Anglo leadership to start a war. Millions of non combatant German citizens were massacred and raped after the war Britain started. Germany was the great victim of the 20th century, not jews or others. You have to remember that World War II never would have happened had Britain not started it.
>>131022811not metal
>>131022837Verifiably false
>>131022846its gay aor folk
Hitler is crapping his diaper in hell with pozzy
>>131022898You are s*rbian
>>131016292hell yeah
>>131022929better than a croatian gypsy
>>131021372Based teutonic deathrash enjoyer
>>131022330Correct.t. British
>>131011932not metal but whatever
>>131023288Not metal
>>131023288not metal
>>131023288Motte nettle
what a terrible year for BM
>>131023501Not metal
>>131023736we got EP of the decade at leasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3vulOgj-Q
>>131022811Great album
>>131023736Dreck metal more like.Diapernoise for toothless methheads that diddle their kids.
>>131023764Correct
>>131023764will check, the intro reminds me of gontyna kryhope it's not some ns mediocrity
>>131023736Archgoat will save us.
Wrote a NSBM song>I am gay and I love Hitler>Jews are evil>The Fuhrer is so sexy>my parents are related>rock and roll>nazi cool>*worst riff you ever heard, so bad you make a puke*
>>131024325What a hot pic of my parentst. chud
Why are Satanic Warmaster fans like this
>>131024521I don't believe you're actually blasting this right now
>>131024530Correct.
Reasons I don't want to be seen wearing satanic warmaster merch:[] its a nazi band[x] its a furry band
Kill yourselves
NSBM fan here to remind you that trans rights are human rights and we love inclusivity in our metal circles.
>>131024530I don't believe your hoax
gonna make a real SHIT edition in a minute
>>131024641Please don't. It's Saturday and I want to enjoy a quality /metal/ thread.
>>131024594>reaction every time the subhuman is confronted by Kaevum
>>131024647you better get ready to make one yourself then
>>131023979>>131024325>>131024381>>131024594>>131024623meds
>>131024530I listen to at least one Kaevum release every day without fail and have for over ten years
Kaevum (Gaycum) are my favorite NSBM (National Sissy Blacked Metal) band
>>131024722How's the weather in Mumbai?
NEW>>131024730
>>131024733early
>>131024743That doesn't apply when it's a well crafted quality thread.
