Extermination Revelry editionOld: >>131063754FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131072035Thank you sister
>>131072048Why do you type like a bitch
>>131072059>triggered by 3 wordslmao
>>131072045>>131072049Second POV of The Origin of the Feces
>>131072063>triggered by a spambot everyone else has filtered
>>131072048>triggered by 1 wordlmao
>>131072035Correct.
Why does she get so mad when you call her sister?
>>131072112When do you post about music?
>>131072118He never has and never will
>>131072118Why do you pretend to be white, brownoid?
She’s a feisty one, aye
>>131072123So never? Got it.
Racism has no place in metal
>>131072118>>131072120Sortsind
>>131072138>doesn't deny itLMAOyou will never be white Joao
>>131072118>>131072120>>131072123Time to change your tampon, lass
>>131072146>still doesn't post music or any example of him doing so
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>131072139'Cause racism IS metal, INHERENTLY
>>131072156i posted music yesterday
>>131072150Time to stop pretending to be white, Pedro
>>131072035Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>131072159Who taught you that?
>>131072139whores have no place in this thread
>>131072172Yes, in the sense that Christfaggotry is inherently Semetic
>>131072172Correct.
>>131072045Recommended listening.
>>131072163Where?
>>131072179She's not able to understand this.
>>131072216Mentally ill post
>>131072045
>>131072035>>131072172>>131072183Why do you continue to spam our threads?
>>131072070I own this on both CD and vinyl :)
>>131072045One day I'll make the first blasting post
>>131072300Ocd, autism, schizophrenia, gender dysphoria
>>131072300>it's not spam when I do it because god chose mekys
Artist: GaycumAlbum: UltragaySong: Gay mit uns>And destruction upon the straight man>Who hails a female
>>131072331>I will reply to my own post and repeat all the things said to me
>>131072350Wrong. But don't let it get to you. You're clearly upset enough.
>>131072356tick-tock
>>131072371STORM THE MANGROVE
1776% GUARANTEEDTO MAKEMETAL KEKSCRY
I just found out Nekrosoldat is secretly jewish. We've been betrayed NSisters
>>131072424can we go 1 thread without mentioning untermensch bowel movements
>>131072424Oh, forget about that... I was looking at my own DNA results
>>131072429Why do you hate jews?
>>131072424if you couldn't immediately identify judaism in the awful cacophony of "kaevum" you're hopeless
>>131072423Based. Good to see our boy back in full force
>>131072045Kaevum - Discography (on repeat)
>>131072483Wouldn't bother doing that when they only have 2 great albums and then trash.
>>131072446You won't get an answer. "They" don't have the ability to articulate it.
>>131072045>Looking through the old records my mom gave me like 10 years ago>She had Defenders of the FaithHoly based
>>131072543I don't want an answer; you're being mocked, untermensch.
>>131072498Don't they only have 3? Lol
>>131072604There's the demo compilation, an EP and a split. The demos in particular are not very good.
>>131072603>you're being mocked Lol the irony >>131072567Inherently
>>131072045Time to chud out to this once again
>>131072652Okay that's it, I'm going to actually listen to this shit. I swear to god if it's just mid but gets shilled because "muh jews" and the stupid cover, I'm going to be so fucking mad.
Throwing acid at old ladies
>>131072738That was some anon's ritualpost years ago. Probably shit.
>>131072743Good post
>>131072768Dork
>>131072652How is he standing like that?
>>131072797Strange how bad they are at doing their job but like deleting posts when it's funny. Oh well.
>>131072603kek
>>131072616Lmao
>>131072808Ice-skating
>>131072603>>131072850Why are you replying to yourself lass?
Any Chicago anons in?
>>131072875I'm from Belgium
>>131072173They did, and I wouldn't want to have learnt it any other way
>>131072875More like Shitcago
>>131072901But Gelal is Hispanic
>>131072865How come only white people ice skate and snowboard?
>>131072953>>131072045Forgot album
>>131072875I live near chicago but not in it
>>131072752Yeah okay this is the most mid shit imaginable. Generic as fuck raw BM, where the drums literally only do single blasts from start to finish.Some half decent riffs from time to time, but this is the most fucking middle of the road BM I've heard in a long time. I can tell it's literally only known because of the silly cover.Fucking hell someone tell this guy what a drum fill is.
>>131072498Shalom
>>131073042>call some NSBM material great>"ur a jew"Explain the logic please
>>131072948Croatian-American
>>131073059Metalheads aren't the brightest bunch
>>131072139Megan can ride my BWC any time
>>131073147Get some standards, lad.
>>131072045this was ok
>>131073156>standardslike what, skinny twink fuccbois wearing cat ears?I would much rather indulge in chocolate curves
>>131072423>doubling down on becoming a meme
In the early 2000's, I was Myspace friends with a black guy who was an Iced Earth superfan
>>131073156Real talk
>>131072423A real American.
>>131073295More of a 1488 guy sorry.
>>131073337Same
>>131073147>>131073192>>131073239weird freak loser posts
>>131073362>>131073415weird Frank loser posts
>>131073434Ironic post
>>131073362>>131073434Not a good look for metalheads
What if people talked about metal in the metal thread instead of spamming weird irrelevant garbage? Just a thought experiment for you,
Haken - Aquarius is the most painful listening experience I have ever hadI literally, unironically, physically cringed several times throughout and gritted my teeth during some partsMy blood pressure rose and I felt annoyed and even angry that I was subjecting myself to this horrible, terrible dogshit
>>131073550It all starts off with one very mentally ill girl: >>131072035Ask her why she does it and she loses all composure.
>>131073550Too late for that. It got schizospammed into the ground by retards and a rat around 2020 so only the retards who like retardation stuck around. And the mods do fuck all
>>131073573It's literally a robot for fucks sake. And you still have never proven that you've ever made a single post about music.The spambot is more music related than you've ever been and that's fucking sad.
>>131073552what exactly were you hoping for from a progressive theater kid metal band? I mean, you definitely could have spared more than an hour for a more deserving album
>>131073588>Why do people spam irrelevant garbage?>Oh that post doesn't count
>>131073621It's literally quoting darkthrone lyrics. It's spam, but it's not offtopic. Your bitching about it frequently is.
>>131073613I have an interest in prog metal, but the bands I like the most are often described as "power prog" such as Crimson Glory and Symphony Xmost of the time I try to get into some highly acclaimed progressive metal band, it's pretentious hipster bullshit like Haken and Leprous
AOTY desu
>>131073630you may want to consider migrating to /trad/
>>131073630>I like the most are often described as "power prog"But anon that's worse than any hipster bullshit prog.
>>131073628>Yeah I'm spamming but if you reply to me you're actually the problemYou're retarded mate
>>131073636lol fuck off
>>131073651>everyone who replies to me is the spammer!!!Get some help. Also point to a single music post you've ever made and I'll never respond to you again.
>>131073639too slow>>131073646nope, even bands like Royal Hunt and Vandan Plas don't huff as much farts
>>131073573It all starts off when you see some lyrics and your DNST3 kicks in and you start Rosenblating.
Nekrosoldat is the greatest composer since Varg
>>131073656You literally just complained about spam and then made some weak excuses for a known spammer. If you had just kept quiet you might not be looking stupid now
>>131072035Consistently the best poster in /metal/
>>131073698I want that spam gone too, but it's one post a thread. And it's on-topic. You cry about off-topic shit repeatedly. You are worse.Again, point to a single music post you have made ever. You won't, because you can't. Give us evidence that you are better than the spam.
>>131073711Give us evidence you're not a brownoid larping as white
>>131073722How is that relevant to a music thread?
There exists a filter. If you can, but choose not to, use the filter, then your motives for complaining are suspect.
>>131073711I created this post.>>131072070
>>131073739Checks out and must be true
>>131073691HEIL
>>131073691what do you think about the recent discovery of his jewish heritage and his front as a NSBM band to siphon money from chuds for Israel?
>>131073750Why are you trolling a music general?
>>131073750Where is this discovery documented?
>>131073733or maybe you could stop spamming?
>>131073577You sound mentally ill
>>131073764Prove I have
>>131073761>>131073762Post music or fuck off
She even admitted to posting fake blasts, she just enjoys creating controversy
>>131073769We're discussing a musician.
>>131073764>oy vey!!! shut it down!!!
Truly a profound butterfly effect momentMatthew didn't fuck a tranny, so now our general is a tire fire for 6+ years
>>131073778Hector killed it more than the rat.
>>131073768>telling people to 'just use a filter' instead of complaining so you can keep spammingyou're not fooling anyone
>>131073783at least Hector fucked off and will be forgotten in a a year or two
>>131072875yeah the trantifa warrior and he's off his schizo meds again kek
>>131073786Concession accepted
>>131073775responding to an obvious troll is not music discussion, mongoloid
>>131073803I'm asking the "obvious troll" to provide proof. And technically the troll was more music related than your posts so.
Just don't spam, it's that simple.
>>131073872>just don't shitpost bro
I just roke up
>>131073891is that a good thing?
>>131073831>I'm asking the "obvious troll" to provide proofyou're still responding to a troll, which is the actual problem (everyone except complete newfags understand this)>And technically the troll was more music related than your posts soso...what? You can keep feeding the troll? Actual fucking retard
>>131073964>so...what?So you're actually contributing less than a troll. Which is ironic given you're bitching about post quality.I gave it one shitpost, expecting no response, and moved on. You made it your life mission to cry about it. Maybe try reddit as that seems to be more your speed.
>FATNESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGNS>IN THE HALL OF THE BURGER KING
>>131073985ABSOLUTEFUCKINGUNIT
>>131072045actually pretty solid
>>131072875NW Burbs reporting in
>>131073990For whatever reason that cover reminded me of Ex Deo, and then I was like "oh yeah they existed".>they're still goingWhat the fuck
>>131073733Doesn't work on iPhone
>>131074015No gays allowed.
>>131074018Incoherent post
>>131074022Applefag IQ on full display
>>131074027Ironic post
hold the fuck upthis is actually goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oT-L8EN-Yc
>kpop posting>coomer b8>coreshitter spamming >sludge posting which belongs to core>attacking authentic metal posting>nooo its a le bot causing trouble Stop acting like your faggot spamming isn’t faggot shit that should get you banned. Kys please
>>131074063post music or shut the fuck up faggot
>>131074068https://youtu.be/V-x87xt6rzU
I like High on Fire, listening to Blessed Black Wings rn. Curious to see where their future without Des Kensel continues to take them, there’s definitely some sauce missing since he left imo
>>131074068Keep seething cock sleeve.
>>131074063Which are the bad posts and which are ones you approve of exactly
>>131074110Hmmm yes let me go through and rank every post for you. Not
>>131074081Not his best album.
The following genres are not welcome in this thread: Alternative Metal, Atmospheric Sludge Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Blackgaze, Death Doom Metal, Dissonant Death Metal, Djent, Doomgaze, Folk Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Groove Metal, Kawaii Metal, Mathcore, Neoclassical Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Rap Metal, Symphonic Black Metal, Symphonic Metal, Technical Death Metal, Trance Metal, Viking Metal
>>131074190Yeah
>>131074206Agree to disagree
>>131074190Yeah he's been inconsistent for the last like 4 album cycles. Shelter was especially shite, Kodama was shite, Spiritual Instinct was surprisingly good, and the most recent one was almost as bad as Shelter.
>>131074206Can you stop >... >Trance metalNow I'm intrigued.
>>131074206sooooooooo that only leaves black, death, and thrash
>>131074227>and the most recent one was almost as bad as ShelterStrong disagree. It was kinda dull but it was "fine". Shelter is off in its own bin category.
>>131074206I left out Dissonant Black Metal.
>>131074235Not him, but he must have tasted the depths.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ruCEuZjxjs
>>131074206Death Doom and the occasional Blackgaze are good. The rest are indeed unfathomably terrible slop
>>131074248Kodama and Les Chants are just so unmemorable. I admit actually, there was one song off Shelter that I really liked – "Away" is a really pretty sounding song. Not metal though obviously.
Sounds promisinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjsFk62Zid8
>>131074237based
>>131074271This is what I think of when I hear "trance metal":https://youtu.be/CDgbYF48UPw
>>131074278It sounds average at the very best to me.
>>131074290Don't offend my sensibilities again
>>131074290That's called trancecore.
>>131074237>so that only leaves real metalYeah, shocking i know
>>131074275Kodoma does stick with me, but it's mostly the opener. Chants I don't disagree besides one moment off one song I genuinely don't remember.Shelter wasn't totally trash, it was just a shit Alcest album and still wasn't "great" for the dreamrock it was going for. I can listen to it without wanting to turn it off.
>>131074325hipster garbage
>>131074325If there's no merch for this Iran is getting an extra bomb today
Eternal hailz to the late, great WARWULFhttps://youtu.be/kf0JPY9S0-w
>>131074206Power Metal is beloved herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X5gMX-z8iE
>>131074356Incorrect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahu068_oyHYENSLAVEDAS YOU MISLEAD US AGAINYOU'RE THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE TO BLAMEFORSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAKE THE SHAME OF YOUR DECAY!
>>131074356Yep.
>>131074441Fake metal
Guns on the computerGuns on the livestreamGuns on the movieGuns on the metal?
>>131074325More eyecore
>>131074547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJB8JX0xJXs
Trance Metalhttps://youtu.be/RW2ZN7l4vBI
RIP to black metal throne youtube channel. He posted a lot of old indie black metal releases, guess he got the YT copyright axe
New album when???
>>131074582after phil does five more side projects where he releases one album of uninteresting material and never goes back to it
>>131074582NeverPhil Fagass is a hack
>>131074547
>>131074598Fag Touchass lmao
>>131074592Gotta admire his follow-through at least. If I tried making an Hellenic BM side project, I'd probably pass out from boredom before I finished one song.
>>131074612average South Korean 30-year old
>>131074612Puppers?
>>131074645>Fag Touchass/metal/'s favorite pastime
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
His name is Christian
>>131074694His name is Louis and he took his wife's last time
For those of you that missed it, here are the facts concerning Kristian Vikernes
>>131074741
>>131074741Oh God what have I done?
>>131074592the Worm split was actually pretty cool
>>131074571Awful guitar tone.>>131074754>posting the censored version
>>131074741This is the Sewer guy, right?
>>131074754>>131074781Colin Powell should have run for President in 2016
>>131072045HEIL MERCYFUL FATEHEIL KING DIAMONDSATAN HAS FALLEN!!!!!!!!
>>131074350>Was half black or somethingWhy are so many great racist riff writers not White?
>>131074852self hatred is the trvest form of metal
Black metal made me bald…I wasn’t always bald. No, once, I was a glorious sight to behold. A man with cascading waves of black hair that shimmered like a raven’s wing under the moonlight. My locks were my pride, my muse, my shroud of mystery. But then… the riffs came.It began innocently enough, with Sargeist. Oh, how their melodies danced like dark tendrils through the forests of my mind! Each tremolo-picked riff from Satanic Black Devotion sent shivers down my scalp, a strange tingling sensation that I foolishly dismissed as excitement. Then came Judas Iscariot. Haunting, nihilistic, unstoppable. The opening notes of “An Eternal Kingdom of Fire” felt like a hand brushing through my hair, except it wasn’t brushing… it was plucking.I noticed the first strand in the sink after a marathon of Sargeist’s “Disciple of the Heinous Path”. Just a single, black filament, swirling in the porcelain abyss. “Coincidence,” I muttered to myself, turning the volume up to drown my doubt. But the riffs only grew sharper, more primal, each note a blade against my follicular fortress.And then, the real descent began: NSBM. Oh, I’d heard the whispers” Don’t go there,” they said, “it’s a slippery slope.” But the allure of forbidden riffs, raw production, and unrelenting ideology was too great to resist. The first song I played was from Absurd, a mere taste of the abyss. I felt a sudden tightness on my scalp, as though my hair was recoiling in protest. I ignored it and pressed on.
Drudkh, Nokturnal Mortum, Temnozor, each band carved deeper into my once proud mane. My reflection grew stranger by the day: patches of barren scalp emerging like cursed clearings in an otherwise verdant forest. “No,” I whispered, clutching my thinning hair, “this is nothing. Just stress.” But deep down, I knew the truth: the riffs were claiming their toll.I tried everything to stop it. Oils, tonics, shampoos made from goat’s milk and bat tears, nothing could withstand the unholy power of the music. Every time I played an album, more hair fell, as if the riffs themselves were stripping me of vanity. Then came Goatmoon.Ah, Goatmoon. I should have known better. The opening blast beats of Finnish Steel Storm hit me like a gale-force wind. I felt my remaining strands quiver and snap, as if the very air had turned against me. The tremolo-picked fury of “Blood of My Brothers” struck the final blow—my last, lonely strand launched into the void like a comet blazing into the night sky.I sat there, staring at my bald reflection in the mirror, the dim light glinting off my barren dome. There was no sadness, only resignation. The music had won. My hair, my identity, my pride, it had all been sacrificed at the altar of unholy riffs.Now, I embrace my bald fate. My playlists remain untouched, my headphones ever-present. Sure, passersby might scoff at the bald man in the Burzum shirt, but they’ll never know the price I paid for enlightenment. My scalp, as smooth and shiny as the surface of a cursed obsidian mirror, is a testament to my dedication.And sometimes, when I hear the opening notes of a particularly devastating Goatmoon track, I can almost feel the ghost of my hair brushing against my shoulders. Almost.
>>131075143>>131075157buy a wigblackmetalfags play dress up already
>>131073588
>>131073656I just posted Sortsind. Now never ever respond to me again you absolute queer, starting right now inbred.
>>131075143>>131075157Definitely read this entire essay
if your post is longer than 3 lines I’m not reading that shit
AS WRITTEN IN STONETHE MESSIAH HAS COMEGENTLY CARESSING HIS PREMATURE SQUIRTTHE SICKENING POWER AND VINDICTIVE LUSTFRESH BLOOD FROM CARVED GENITALIAOrchestrating the moral downfallORCHESTRATING THE MORAL DOWNFALLFORBIDDEN FRUITS AND DELICIOUS TREATSFOLLOWING THE VOICE OF THE THREE HEADED SNAKEAVE YAHWEH, GRAND PIMP OF ISRAEL
>>131075321lyrics written by someone not allowed near schools and playgrounds
Was the NSBM homosexuality question ever effectively answered?
>>131075333Yeah, we had a meeting about it
>>131075345Let's hear the results.
>>131075352It was a closed session
>>131075358Oh I bet it was. No straight people allowed, right?
>>131075364I plead the 5th
>>131075333Why do you continue to spam our threads?
>>131075379What spam u talkin bout sweetheart.
>>131075189>that filenameyou dumb cunt
Someone told me these were programmed drums. Is that even possible? I thought I could always tell. The last song has to be a real drummer right? https://youtu.be/a3i6uuDUiw0?t=1400
>>131075270i kneel at the autism it took to make this chart so quickly
>>131075394You mad?
>>131075331Those lyrics are clearly anti-predator (read: anti-Abrahamic, as all black metal is inherently.)
>>131075270Some more eyecorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhIXGP60IvIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=217F9T4JAiAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U75kU8D1RGshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmXKusG-4M
>>131075489>AsphyxiaAlready there
>>131075394Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
>>131075535Listened to this one for the first time recently and was really surprised. Sounds like Setherial's Nord but even better.
>>131075544I kinda hate to say it but the youtube algorithm showed it to me (not this specific blasting)
>>131074241Dissokino
>>131074241Dissoslop
>Popcletus>dissonant
>>131074741Truly the most unhinged thing I have ever read and I only read the first sentence
It's Thursday night, time to huff some duster, pop on some gay porn and blast some KAEVUM
NSBM is the best metal
I honestly don't think Suffocation is that great
>>131076088Correct but milquetoast take
>>131075681This poster is not being truthful
>>131075881>shit-coloured eyesNot NS
>>131076344>NS is when everyone has blue eyes and blonde hair just like the jews told mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr10bwA1cT4
blonde hair and blue eyes are ugly mutant traits
>>131076388>"ZoomerHistorian">high pitched pre-pubescent girly voicefuck off
>>131076643KWAB
>>131076758Not Metal.
>>131076836You're not metal you fucking guy \m/
Varg owes me fifty thousand euro
Varg is a genius
Varg is irrelevant
>>131076929Only a genius could produce those first five Burzum records, so correct. Everything up to Filosofem is legitimately better than anything Mayhem ever produced...ok maybe with the exception of Deathcrush.
Varg is one of 4chan’s most enduring memes
Only the first two Burzum albums are good
>>131076941Would you want to be a 4chan meme?
>>131076953Desperatly
>>131076960what about a /metal/ meme like Bongman
>>131076950What about Aske?
>>131075225You had to make a music post AFTER being asked to prove you'd made a music post.Thanks for confirming you don't come here to discuss music, but we already knew, ADL fag.
>>131076964I've tried a couple shticks but no one cared.
>>131076965Irrelevant B-sides release with zero usecase
>>131076987K.
>>131076975Spam another nsbm album, that will show him
>>131076950You need European ancestry to really understand albums like Filosofem, Hvis Lyset Tar Oss, or Dauði Baldrs.
>>131077013not much apparently, considering all the Brazilian fans
>>131077024brazilians have as much european ancestry as other americans
>>131077137The USA outside of its major cities is very huwhite
>>131077140HEIL
>>131077137trvke!
>>131075881Does she like (the) SS?
>>131077187>they way he sucks his lips in to make them look thinner
NEW>>131077232>>131077232>>131077232
>>131076388Varg is a jew? Ah, it all makes sense now
>>131077187what does that say?
>>131077278see the shape of my face and varg's implying they have the same features
