Luck of the Corpse editionOld: >>131088263FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
first for djent
third for djent
Artist: GaycumAlbum: UltragaySong: Gay mit uns>And destruction upon the straight man>Who hails a female
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
eleventh for djent
>>131095827This shit is so good it makes me wanna secure the existence of our people and a future for white children (mexican)
>>131095822>>131095844>>131095873Can somebody rape and kill this guy already? Thanks
>>131095886whoa this post is so brootal
>>131095886he's a fag, so he'd just consent
>>131095896Too extreme evenhttps://youtu.be/ewOt-oCZqYs?si=EyXJC224ITlRvszr
djentstep
>>131095914ultimate cringe challenge: listen to the remix album without cringing (impossible)
Ouch! My arsehole!
>>131095858This is pretty accurate imo
unironically, what is the best produced/mixed meal album you've listened to
>>131095969Reek of Putrefaction
>>131095979Correct
Varg is the way and the truth and the light of /metal/
>>131095877For me it’s Lightning Thunder Propaganda
>>131095827
>>131095969AI metal. Unironically.
>>131096109Are you listening to a box
>>131096155Your mom's box
>>131096172blast queefs
Thoughts on Grindcore?
>>131096228Best metal subgenre
>>131096235>core>metal
>>131096253Faggot
>>131095930>3 Hours and 5 Minutes longI really wanna know Trey reasoning behind this thing even existing, this must've been a hell of a humiliation ritual for every artist involved, specially Laibach, kek>>131096109How many of the people who pre-ordered this you think have committed suicide by now?
>>131096262Correct, grindrcore is for faggots.
>>131096304I didn't preorder; Season of Mist dropped it to 40€ 4 years after its release. I regret nothing.
>>131096228The 'G' in LGBTQ+
Abrahamics Take Shelter from these RIFFS
>>131096723This
Yeah, SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOGS JAWWWWWWWWW! \\m//https://www.tiktok.com/@extraterrestrialmayhem/video/7666570912732351766
>>131096779Stop ban-evading and advertising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Ue9CI_RscWOOO!!!! \\m//
>>131096819Huh? :D Fuck you xD
SEAGULL OF DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJSqClXqthw
>>131095877NSBM with one review on the MA with a 28%? Thats a listen.
DEFENDERS OF SLYOPS!!! \\m// WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4ga2b9UgBg
DOG FATIGUE IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THE REBELLION IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8n4CBrKkqI
>>131096063HEIL VIKERNES
>>131096980HAIL MAYHEM!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_vUqiYEwM
Would you have guessed that this young musician would become one of the funniest men of all time decades later?
>>131095827World Eater is such a punch in the face, Eternal War too, mean fucking album
>>131096819At least he's posting original music that he made. Where's your music? Idiot.https://youtu.be/dfIcKSxhVRU
RIP Euronymous
>>131097096Loser post
>>131097115HAIL EURONYMOUS!>>131097096Thanks for support. Haters hate intelligent people that make their own path. They can go fuck themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Ue9CI_RscEVIL SESAME STREET! \\m//
Echolalia
>>131097218>Echolalia
RIP Chuck
Mayhembros....Say it ain't so
>>131097330Formerly alive
>>131097398
>>131096103BASED
>>131097398HEIL MAYHEM
Saturday more like Chuderday
>>131095827holy shit I saw Strong Intention years ago, got in 2 hour conversation with the guitarist they had then, Greg.anyways, picrel
>>131097605What did you talk about?
Chuck always did have great conversations
>>131097330Which was your favourite movie of his?
>new FFDP>AI coverBased as hell
>>131097694That's not AI. If it was AI I'd know. Just sayin'
>>131097708You sound like an AI with this post. Just sayin'
>>131097694this band is so utterly tasteless in every facet it actually circles around to being based
>>131097762>posting AI
>>131095813It's funny how I know that literally anyone who listens to Deceased, Nunslaughter, Haemorrhage, or Profanatica 100% watches J Dawg and wants to be considered trve by J Dawg.
>>131097812>I didn't know about any of these bands before gaydawg so none of you did either
>>131097330He died of homosexuality and rectum scarring. His ass was full of man jism. He was dead from gay.
>>131097928HEIL
what do you guys think of these albums>King Diamond - Them>Annihilator - Alice in Hell>Testament - Souls of Blackjust getting into /metal/ and they're my favourites
>>131097928that's very metal
For me?Dopethrone, Cowboys from Hell (Pantera), and Ulver's Kveldssanger
Lauri Penttilä aka Satanic Tyrant Werwolf aka aka Lord Tyrant Werwolf aka Werwolf aka Werwf aka Graf Werwolf aka Graf Werwolf von Armageddon aka aka Von Armageddon aka Nazgul von Amrageddon aka Nazgul aka Mr. Nazgul aka Vaërlv aka Vince “Werewolf” Venom aka Sexual Hammer aka Satanic Warmaster Mutilator Werewolf of Black Vengeance and Sexual Hammer
I miss corset metal tbdesu
>>131098122Cringe.https://www.reddit.com/r/rabm/comments/i756e8/just_so_everyone_is_aware_werwolf_satanic/
>>131095827This thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUmCPTQXWZI
>>131095827Alien Metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQyYsl_rDs
>>131098409Not metal.
>>131098440And yet it's their best album yet. Makes you think.
>>131096428esl
>>131098166Slipknot is NOT in our archives because we are elitist, but we WILL respect your pronouns and vet labels for your sensibilities sweaty
>>131095827Frog meal
>>131097115Goofball who gets made fun of but he’s basically responsible for most of the black metal riffs since 1990 with his tremolo picking.
>>131098122aka Shartanic Diapermaster
>>131101576
>>131096542Kek
>>131098166>writes "my dreams of 8">"BUT DONT CALL ME A NAZI >:("huh, what?
Stupid Ozzy. He was never metal. What a bunch of disgusting, shitty diaper rock. Like how can you even claim that guy had anything to do with metal? FUCK that zionist pig and his piggy family
Where do ya'll get your metal music from? Spotify?
>>131102268/metal/labelssites with leaksif i get desperate, last.fm for similar artists
>>131102268My shelves.
>>131102268>>131095813>FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
>>131102268I use apple music and anything I can't get there I use soulseek for.
why are germans like this
>>131102410Autistic and are probably demanding too much from them
what was the song that went something along the lines of "of thunder.... AND FIREEEEEEE", it has to exist but cant find it
>>131100326All those dominatrix pegging sessions caught up to him :(
>>131102614whenever I think of a long "FIIIIIIIIIIRE" I think of Dies Irae, but it's "the neverending burning fiiiiiire"https://youtu.be/qezy3T9_dTE?si=kHVerRu1fJy2ToRB&t=166
>>131101900Do RA dorks really fear the number 8
I fucking love ObituaryIFuckingLove ObituaryOk?
>>131103047CHOPPED IN HAAGGHHHF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOoqgH-p9NUZARADIŤ! ZORADIŤ!ZAKASAŤ! ZAVIAZAŤ!NABRÚSIŤ! PRELEŠTIŤ!VYČÚRAŤ! ZAMAZAŤ!>Čo šéfe?!ZAMAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAŤKSICHTYABY VÁS NEBOLO POZNAŤ
>>131103380Sounds like pop punk
>>131103493Tranimetard has perpetually shit taste, this isn't news
>>131103390wtf are these parrot vocalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU-pvvkDJvg
>>13109582725 years later this is still great
kek based
why are there dozens of metal genres?
>>131104253Why is that guy so happy to be photographed with a Democrat?
>>131104649because metalfolx are a diverse group of people akin to lgbtq+ folx
The following genres are not welcome in this thread: Alternative Metal, Atmospheric Sludge Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Blackgaze, Death Doom Metal, Dissonant Black Metal, Dissonant Death Metal, Djent, Doomgaze, Drone Doom Metal, Folk Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Groove Metal, Kawaii Metal, Mathcore, Neoclassical Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Rap Metal, Symphonic Black Metal, Symphonic Metal, Technical Death Metal, Trance Metal, Viking Metal
>>131104724>no Kawaii Metal
>>131104724fuck off diapershitter
https://sleep.bandcamp.com/album/have-spacesuit-will-travel-4-20-flexi-edit
>>131102614>>131102777sadly not that one, i think it was power metal or trad heavy metal, ive been torturing an LLM for 5 hours trying to find the song and no luck so it may only exist in my head
>>131104790didnt know they got rid of matt pike
>>131104791>>/trad/
>>131104818whatever you call old heavy metal, no idea about the proper nomenclature but you get teh idea
>>131102268
>>131104834No he probably means go to the /trad/ general. They actually talk about music and will probably be helpful. I just don't post there cos trad metal sucks shit.
>>131104649No offence but that's a stupid question. Why not?
>>131104856Don't tell that guy how many genres Electronic has.
>>131102268I ask ai chatbots what I should listen to
>>131104834>>131104854yeah, they would possibly be more helpful than anyone here
>>131104868Do you ask Grok, and then spam the thread with NSBM as a result?
>>131104854>>131104879thanks didnt know rhis was the trve metal board
I just roke up
>>131104894Obsessed loser post
i miss back to simpler, more innocent times when 90% of this board believed that Nattramn pig hands were real...
>>131105145Prove they're not
>>131105145I'm tired of pretending Silencer doesn't suck
>>131105157now you are memeing, but at the time it was sincere
>>131105163that's beyond rhe point of the post
>>131105163They're called Silencer because most people turn their speakers off immediately once they hear the music
>>131105163Sounds like you got filtered
Don't you mean Suppressor
>>131105145look like the hands of the average american
>>131105163Filtered by the vocals, got it.They're overrated, but the riffs still go hard.
Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
>>131105290I'm not even bothered by the vocals that much. The riffing is also underwhelming to me
Am I retarded for not liking a highly acclaimed album?
>>131105348Quite the opposite, it means you aren't a poser.
>>131105048wake up right?
>>131105330It's not as good as people make out but I still think it's great, primarily on the first 2 tracks. It does tail out then.
>>131105348explain further
>>131105348Depends on the album. Some are overrated due to broad appeal, others on actual quality, but it still depends on you liking the genre. I don't like plenty of acclaimed albums because they ultimately were amazing for the time it came out and influenced everyone who followed, but those influences can sometimes surpass them or just make me not need to go back to basics.
>>131105348depends on the album. in such instances, you should defer to a a higher court of judgement, such as myself.
>In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey>Sniffing around your door>In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy>Telling me I gotta have more
Repulsion - Horrified
Skrewdriver - Hail The New Dawn
>>131103047Those guys aren't afraid to call a spade a spade
>>131097953alice in hell is one of my favorite thrash albums.crystal ann and human insecticide being the highlights of it. shame their other albums aren't as good, jeff waters is dare i say a "underrated" guitarist.
if an album is considered tech thrash I'm not touching that
HEIL!
Anyway, good music?
Ive decided this is the best Black Metal album ever and its better than dissection and emperor combined. Don't talk to me.
>>131105728just because he ganked a gay man doesn't mean dissection didn't still make the best black metal album
>>131105728Incredible tourist self repot
>>131105660This. Tech thrash/prog thrash is one of the most counterproductive subgenres. It's just making thrash worse.
>>131105647Alice In Hell was a massive influence on Megadeth when writing/recording Rust In Peace.The pre-AIH demos are brilliant, especially Phantasmagoria Demo 86. Jeff's vocals are similar to Mike Browning's on Abominations of Desolation.
>>131105767Actually, you listen to so much black metal that you realize its just 99% fucking trash and go back to the classics with actual talent behind them.
>>131105776can't say i particularly like megadeth, but i'l listen to those demo tapes sometime, thanks anon
Actually, you listen to so much black metal that you realize its just 100% fucking trash
>>131105815Spoiler mate, the classic are the trash.
>>131105760The ganking was his magnum opus.
>>131105826Post your favorite black metal album then. Come on. It won't beat "those of the unlight" by Marduk
>>131105846Wow that was easy.
My honest reaction to this thread
>>131105846>>131105874pot calling the kettle black, lmao
>>131105874I liked Bloodsheeding Horror more tb desu hhttps://youtu.be/4d9ZWpBkj_M?si=tvZIP651RjGxYARO
i like playing my black metal in front of my mommy when i go to visit to see her face of utter disgust, makes me laarf reet gud it does
>>131105906You don't even like any good black metal to begin with. Why don't you go back to posting mid-tier speed metal?
>>131105908i mean demonic possession, whatever, i just like this song. Immortal still has more soul and is more bathory influenced
>Now are you ready to rock>Children of the night?>Are you ready to roll>Children of the night?
>>131105933>Immortal still has more soulNot a valid reason. Soul is usually "its shit but I like it" cope.>and is more bathory influencedOkay, that is also not a good thing.
>>131105919Post yours..Are you afraid we will shit on it little man? Pussy.
>>131105948>bathory influence not a good thingyou should copy Nödtveidt and kill urself lol
>>131105898I love lip rings. I love all red flags on a woman.
>>131105952Post... what? I already posted the peak BM album which is Desert Northern Hell.I don't post shit genres enjoyed by tranime posers, which is why I don't post speed metal.
>>131105952monster makes me need to squirt diarrhea so bad, i don't know how anyone can drink that shit and how it became the drink of goth's is beyond me.i just imagine all these cute goth girls spraying liquid feces everywhere every time i see them chugging it like its a normal and healthy thing to do.
>>131105348Only if it's one I like
>>131105985I have a loife so i didnt know that tranime poster was an avatarfag that posts mid-tier speed metal I thought you were calling tsjuder mid tier speed metal.Tsjuder is alright but its like Immortal's first album, really raw and angry. But Immortal has better songwriting chops, a lot of Tsjuders songs sound the same and like if you gave AI a prompt for trve black metal. Immortals songs and more memorable with better riffs.
>>131106042I can't remember a single Immortal riff, I remember most of Tsjuder's, even the most recent album.So "no I'm right and you're wrong".
>>131105145metal bands no longer do cool shit like this
>>131106052i must be a Scandinavian boomer
>>131106069That's looks like shite.
https://youtu.be/-XuGBTklV8k?si=uHl_yGcdcN7iytqb
>>131095827Banjo cover of The Heaviest Matter in the Universe by some homo
r/Wacken is having a meltdown from bodyguards not letting people wear lgbt patches/stuff and anti afd patches lmao
>>131106108I saw the wacken lineup and it was all shit.
>>131106108
>>131095969Cynic - Focus Morbid Angel - Covenant Vektor - Black Future to name a fewBy "best produced/mixed" I mean whatever I found pleasant to listen to.
>>131106112festival is ass anyway in the last years but it’s fun seeing chuds roaming around wearing nsbm stuff without problem allegedly and the bodyguards only mocking the fags
>>131106123people are just sick of rainbows and lgbt shit like people started to get sick of the hippes in the 70s.
>>131106108HEIL
>>131101867
>>131102268Youtube side bar videos from 2009 - Today
>>131101867did you just made this one? I couldn't find it on my folder
Should I bother with Castlerat or just jack off
>>131106159Yep, it's brand new.
>>131106177thanks, saved
>>131106169The first Castle Rat album is not very good, the new one however is a huge improvement. After listening to the new one a bunch of times the first album seemed better on a relisten, actually.
>>131101867>>131106159>>131106177>>131106184Cringe ESL losers.
>>131106159>I couldn't find it on my folderTry looking IN your folder next time.
>>131106192ESL general.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4niZjOyoMa8
>>131095827>Das HAKENKREUZ ist unsere SONNE,>Der SIEG ist EIN GEBOT>DAS REICH IST DAS PARADIES AUF ERDEN>UND DER FÜHRER ist unser GOTT>IN DER SCHULE LERNEN WIR GESCHICHTE,>DIE GESCHICHTE UNSERES VOLKES>DEUTSCHLAND >SIEGT AN >ALLEN FRONTEN>UND DIE WELT IST GANZ WEHRLOS!!>WEHRLOS!!
>>131106217in, on, whichever. english is a frivolous language regardless
>>131106256Git gud
>>131106256cope
>>131106256cease farting nordcuck
>>131106220>imageSent this to my circumcised friend and told him he's a Jewish poser.
>>131106311You really need a foreskin to appreciate Metal.
>>131105768>>131105660Obliveon reigns supreme
>>131106436not really
STRONGER THAN ANY FAITH*BA DA DU DURR*THAT IT WAS MADE IN FEAR, IS THAT HOW ITS DONE !
>>131106436Everything up to and including Nemesis is great.
man, i really love metal !
>>131106523yeah, but would you marry it?
>>131106522i love this album but was the guy making a shitting face on the cover really necessary lol
>>131106531already did bud !
>>131106548Not a good look for metalheads
>>131106555thats a 10/10 in bongland m8
>metal is the top threads on /mu/ anyone shocked at this ?
>>131106555Looks like Matthew’s type
>>131106548looks heavy as fuck>>131106594top at what?
>>131106594Considering how slow overall this board is, any threads other than about kpop move a lot faster than "independent" threads that aren't generals. So when /metal/ is active it's like just behind /kpop/.
>>131106594Cringe ESL loser.
>can never watch movies again>can never play video games again>can never listen to music againif you had to pick one, which one you picking boys ?
>>131106760Movies easily, although there's too much overlap between all 3 making the question silly.
Poppy > Castle Rat
Why can’t women make metal?
Poppy isn't metal
>>131106936You're weaksauce. Complete flubber jelly.
>>131107012Doesn't change the facts
>>131095827bringing trad back to /metal/
two hundred and sixty eight for djent
>banning bongman postsCringe
>>131107806kill yourself
>>131105760>>131105767Dissection is really bland It's one of those bands people only care about cuz of muh lore muh mystique. I'm not even saying it's an outright bad band, just like a 6/10 band at best.
Just finished my daily blast of the Kaevum discography
>>131107834who asked
>>131107838Me
>>131107823I respectfully disagree
>Jews took this from youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyJvSxbx2KI
>>131106760Never watch movies again
>>131108155>he lets jews take things from himno jew has ever taken anything from me; skill issue I'm afraid. consider getting better
>>131108161WILL you do a goofy jam session with me then? :)
>>131106760>never play video games againnever have, easy choice
>>131103047More like O-bitch-you-wary heh
New Game of Dragons episode was pretty crazy
>>131108169can't say you strike me as someone I'd like to hang out with
>>131108270man, remember when shining was good>inb4 shining was never good huehueuhe
>>131108175Call of Duty is goated tho
Currently wearing my Leviathan longsleeve.
>>131108390If I saw you out in public wearing it I'd probably say "nice shirt".
>>131108317t. racist twelve year old
>>131108144I will admit I was half paying attention to the records I listened to while I was playing Doom 64 so maybe I should go back and try it againBut nonetheless I wasn't really taken with much of what I heard. I agree with >>131105728 insofar as Immortal being the best Norwegian band.
>>131108462Nah the new ones are shit, I'm talking about the classics here.
>>131108505the racist twelve year old stereotype is as old as the classics, because that's where it was born. Probably by encountering racist twelve year olds like your very self all the time back then
>>131108410Were you the guy I saw wearing a Carcass shirt at Wendy's?
>>131107823>It's one of those bands people only care about cuz of muh lore muh mystiqueno i just like them because they made good music
I was about to say how come literally no other death metal band than death has any memorable riffs in their songs but then i listened to left hand path by entombed and its has a pretty tasty guitar solo towards the end !
>>131109686Yeah but the thing is that you're Armenian