>at concert >move through crowd>person gets mad at you for trying to cut themHow do you respond?
>>131131089Fuck off with your spam, janny
only option left here is to rape them
>>131131089I wish I knew. I wish I knew how to advise you, too. Every show I go to I make my way to the front, and nobody gives me any shit.
>>131131089Tell them>you can run on for a long time>run on for a long time >sooner or later God will cut you down
>>131131089poop on the floor
I’m 6’4 and tatted out, they take one look at me and turn back around.
>>131131089You don't. You don't owe them any interaction.
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>>131131290turn back around to where? they would be facing away from you
>>131131089sounds like you are bathing too much anon, try BO-maxxing and they will part like the red sea
>>131131089Start swinging on the crowd
>>131131089>drink two milkshakes>eat three big bean burritos >eat a whole plate of fried fish>shake my gut >booty blast my way past all these scrubsgg fuckin' ez
>>131131089you?you should probably laugh and say like "what, bitch? get fucked"also consider spitting
>>131131448Jesus , what is that? Why?
>>131131089Shake a massive log out of my pants onto the floor of the moshpitWait for people to start vomiting once my turd has been splattered all over everyone
>>131134395Trash Talk show in Australia. He pissed in his own mouth, it's called "bubbling."Why did this occur? Because modern hardcore is extremely gay and encourages degeneracy. Also note the women in the background. Women should NOT be allowed at shows. This is my biggest issue with that image.
>>131131089i was there and it was because you kept "accidentally" groping everyone's dick as you "bumped into them"
>>131131089Fight them
>>131131448seconding this strat
>>131131881Hahahahaha lol
>>131131290I would shit my pants if I saw this dude in person
>>131134449So he did it because of the culture of that specific event? Is it traditional to urinate in your own mouth? Australia never cesses to amaze me. I love the vibe of that country, the kangaroos and the koalas. Directing your piss stream into your mouth is still disgusting tho.
>>131131290>a pokeball>though guylol
>>131131448I look like this and do this at shows.
>>131131208Based
>>131135666That's cool, satan
>>131131290>Virginity tatslol
>>131131089Great thread. I never understood why people get so butthurt about it.It's a fucking concert, if you don't wanna be touched, then stay home.
Happened to me before when I was trying to squeeze through and some people will "stand their ground" like they take it personal. Some guy even got hostile with me once and threatened to beat me up
You guys ever see a boomer go ballistic over his spot?>holding down mine and my gfs spots 1 person back from the front>while the boomer in front of me goes to bathroom and my girl slips out this guy edges his way by people in that classic deceitful spot steal like hes just moving>I accept that by concert etiquette as annoying as he is hes got his spot now effectively where my gf was standing>she gets back all irritated squeezed next to me>he moves forward further and takes boomers seat by bar, announcing to strangers around us that he has some kind of condition and needs this spot, then small talks like we dont all resent him>original boomer who had been at the front since well before show starts gets back up and tells him hes gotta give up his spot>guy just makes up excuses and keeps dodging what he did to get the spot and thinks if he tells boomer to calm down enough well all just squeeze tight and have a good time>boomers not having it and starts yelling progressively louder, eventually security comes over and all the younger people around backs up the boomer because he was there first and we all hated the rat dude>security basically tells the guy hes gotta go, and they demand he walk back several persons back into the crowd, very cucked out momentBoomer was a bigger guy and despite his age he could've mopped the dude but fortunately his Karen screaming worked out for all of us. My gf ends up thinking the boomie took it too far but whatever. Eventually guy edges up to close to the front like 4 people to our left anyways.
>>131131089I generally avoid conflict so I just say excuse me to people as I try to pass in the crowd
>>131131290The bigger you are the more people wanna try you in my experience. Although I'll stay back because every woman there is usually like 5'0 and can't see shit behind me. If you're tall you should be on the side or back.
That's why you use the mosh pit to move to where you want to. >Oh, you go to shitty bands that don't mosh huh.
>>131138650Sometimes concerts are like the final adult avenue in which people will bully you straight up. Im 5'9ish and I often end up standing near pits but not in them and guys often big dudes who know they get to be pit king love to yank us dorks in and throttle us around. Gotta be careful not to physically retaliate too much because thats what the big or pain obsessed assholes want so they get the green light to go even harder on fucking with you. Sad parts is i even like moshing but I refuse to mosh to music that doesnt fit it and retards will mosh to fucking slow ballads totally ruining the vibe
>>131138788>Retards will mosh to slow ballads and ruin the vibe.Absolutely this.Fucking retards will find any and every excuse to mosh to EVERY SONG even if its not Mosh Worthy. Fucking annoys the shit out of me.>And then the mosh area moves and bumps into the non mosh areas. Fucking hate those retards.
