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>>131152027hey sailorBLASTING
>NoncequisitonLoathed here.
*crack* *siiiip*Manilla Road, Cirith Ungol... yep
HIDE YOUR KIDS Edition!
>>131152102In MAH day, bands didn't need no in-key fuckin' singing.
>>131152086that's RIFFquisition to you bucko
The following genres are welcome in this thread: Reggae Metal, Acid Metal, Psychedelic Metal, Dub Metal, IDM Metal, Boogie Metal, Thuringian Metal, Proto-Metal, Baroque Metal, Techno Metal, Skaldic Metal, Pop Metal, Rock Metal, Stoner Metal, Deathgaze, Slam, Punk Metal, Dark Metal, Anglosaxon Metal, Showa Metal, Dungeon Synth, City Metal, Fast Metal, Breakfast Metal, Lunch Metal, Dinner Metal, Supper Metal, Meal Metal, NWOBDM
>>131152126All slop thoughever
>>131152123ok pedo
>>131152126Dungeon Synth is the only trve genre listed
>>131152056Blander than I remembered, and I remembered it as being quite bland. Predictably the songs sung in faroese are the better ones. What an incredible step down from Land. They should've retired after that.
Metal is INHERENTLY anti fascist
Me at the GBK's gig last sunday
>>131152174>implying that many people show up
>>131152056
>>131152174whitest NSBM fan
>>131152174hails brotha
>>131152241Shalom.
>>131152174>>131152314I'd hang out with them
>>131152326Thank you rabbi
>>131152380Sorry those posts have been hidden.
>>131152344Phil is based and did nothing wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjwqu5On1c8
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Matthew is a loose cannon
>>131152056the cover art is so comfy, reminds me of a better time, when I'd go kayaking and fishing with friends (around the time this album came out, as a matter of fact)
>>131152154The drop off in quality from By the Light of the Northern Star and the albums that followed is even greater. They went full power metal and completely dropped the Viking sound.
>>131152559Yeah, I figured that's how it'd gone down, which is why I dropped off after that. I like to imagine Land was their last album and then they all got into a boat and sailed to Svalbard where they're earning a living as coal miners.
damn, metal fucking sucks
>>131152628Correct.
>>131152628>>>/mu/
Cannibal Corpse is the best DM band.Immortal is the best BM band.
>>131152326Hola João
>>131152716wrong on both accounts, though at least Immortal is in the top 15 of its kind
>>131152716I can respect this opinion even though I do not agree with it.
>>131152721Boa noite! Tudo legal com você, irmão?
>>131152716Honestly there is an argument for CC if you factor in longevity, work ethic, and business acumen.
>>131152745that's a good little bottoming sub
>>131152786What does this mean?
>>131152774not really, since their music is shit
>>131152800wouldn't you like to know, puppy
What the fuck happened to these guys
>>131152409does anyone listen to this band?
>New Sleep album announced and nobody caresUnironically r/Metal time.
>>131152802only tourists and posers think cc aren't good
>>131152888Didn't they kick out their guitarist?
>[REC CENTER] Shreddit's Official Recommendation Thread -- August 05, 2026 https://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/1vg30oi/rec_center_shreddits_official_recommendation/
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131152896sure thing champ
>>131152938He's right.
>>131152888dude weed lmao
>>131152925I can't begin to explain to how much no one gives a shit about your reddit garbage; you need to kill yourself right now, please just go ahead and trust me on this one.
>>131152512we need a "albums that sound nothing like their cover" chart
>>131152947haha cool
>>131152888DUDE
>>131153008WEED
>>131152888no pike no care
>>131153028LMAO
>>131152888Sleep fucking sucks, gain some taste dork.
>>131153008Hope Jimmy's doing well
>>131152994I think the cover fits perfectly, anon
>>131153048Dopesmoker is one of the best single track albums of all time, across all genres.
>>131152983Your loss lol.
>>131152056New Lunar Spells when?
>>131153092>dude playing the same boring riff over some sloppy drums for an hour is SICK
>>131153048Low IQ take lol.
>>131153064how? it's more in line with being a drudkh cover than crust
Dismember is the best DM bandKaevum is the best BM band
Non-legal states literally can't appreciate a good stoner riff lol.
>dude black metal invented landscape photography !!!
>>131153162Correct
>>131153154jej
>>131153133>crustI can't take this exchange seriously anymore, not even by accident
>>131144891
>>131153092>>131153132this is your brain after years of frying it with cheap weed and mid-tier bands
>>131153284>(Cross-thread)no one gives a shit, fuck off>>131153304hell yeah
>>131153306>years of frying it with cheap weed and mid-tier bandsThis is a legitimate concern of mine...
>>131153328then smoke better shit and listen to better bands, sleepcuck
Not a good look for metalheads.
reminder that discussion about any of these bands is banned here at /shreddit/
stoner bullshit is gay and not metal
>>131153527You don't like Electric Wizard?
>>131153523what a random list
>>131153527you're gay and not metal
>>131153523Wifebeating is cringe and not metal.
>>131153573Having a wife at all is cringe and not metal.
>>131153582do you even bang chicks, brah brah??
>>131153523>vektor>throw a pillow at your insane bitch wife>lose everything
>>131153592No. Black Metal has provided me more comfort than any woman ever could.
The Metal genre is inherently anti-Abrahamic
>>131153807HEIL
>>131152162Is that krvsty before his transition
>>131153832Not fat enough
>>131152056https://youtu.be/__TDCSNnG5w
>>131152056https://youtu.be/gwJYDy52D2U
>>131152162>I'll punch the first Nazi I see!
>>131152056https://youtu.be/aw6bTHUwrM8?si=FxdwZsRIcRxhuob0
>>131152056https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wyUOVi8KZgg
>>131152056https://youtu.be/bzZbTOhoOfM
>>131153601He deserved to lose everything for being a greasy italian wop
Fuck off simp
Fuck off greasy dago
New Mahpiya Luta album
Who even listens to Metallica? Retarded sappy relationship problem songs with ac*ustic parts for forty years straight. Dave made real nigga music about real nigga shit like politics and aliens.
People need to start shilling Stworz instead of posting Kaevum all day
>>131156598I tried Zagony Bogów by them and found it really unremarkable, so I didn't bother looking for more. I much prefer Wędrujący Wiatr for his stuff.
>>131156578>politicsnot metal
>>131152162You can't have any one of those 4 symbols without the other 3.
>>131156616lars' relationship trouble is metal then?
>>131156920?
Fuck GorgutsFuck Demilich
I just roke up
>>131157133First two Gorguts records are good.
>>131156926wtf do you think "nothing else matters" is about?
>>131156578>sappy relationship problem songs with ac*ustic partsI for one love this melodramatic shit lol
>>131157204>black albumNot metal
>>131157204do you think lars wrote the lyrics to that?
>>131157268James writes all their lyrics. Well Cliff wrote some too while he was alive but yeah.
>>131152716Immortal is great, might be the best second wave BM
>>131152716For me? It's Dying Fetus. Not sure what my favourite BM band is however.
>>131157202He's just filtered by literally everything, don't worry.
>>131157360Gorguts - Obscura is literally unlistenable.
>>131157360>By literally everything I genuinely like more actual metal (trad) than most of the blackies and diasoshitters do
>>131157384>actual metal>tradI think this is the most retarded thing I've seen you say, and that's saying something.
>>131157384Okay then feel free to go to >>>/trad/ and stay there.
>>131157389This is a hardcore general for hardcore derivatives lass
>>131157367t. ourist
>>131157401Total non-sequitur. I don't disagree though.
What's your steam profile punkshitter, I'll rekt you demo vs demo mge.
metal is satanic and should burn
>>131157282tell that to this tard >>131156920
>>131157405The implication was that extreme metal counts as a hardcore derivative >>131157409Just join any skial 2fort server late at night and if you see a demo with the Kanye glasses and an unusual Glengarry Bonnet then you've found me
>>131157448>extreme metal counts as a hardcore derivativeWhat are you telling me basic bitch stuff I already know for?
>>131157456Why are you replying to the resident retarded jester?
>>131157463It's 7am, I couldn't sleep all night, and I'm bored.
>>131157480Understandable, man.
hello mcdohl
>>131157500Deafheaven is so goddamned brown.
>>131157448Join, lass
>>131157539>In 1400 servers >Calls men 'lass'You sound a bit iffy yourself
Anyone in the mood for a mornin' Cytube hangout?
>>131157587We're playing Inquisition.
>>131157539Brev I'm not even home rn I'm phonefagging as we speakI can son you Saturday or Sunday easy tho
>>131157609That's fucked, it should work.
metal peaked between the years of 1980-1985
>>131157635Correct. Also 1970-1996.
How does it feel, /metal/?That your "kvlt" band shirt is indistinguishable in the eyes of norms from a fast fashion slop item? And even if it is based on a real band, the majority of people wearing it are hipsters. Core, emo, metal—it's all the same, bro.
>>131157655Or girls that listen to rap and hip slop. Great for the bands since they get to sell more merch, but bad for the fans
>>131157655I couldn't give two fucks.Huh that was easy.
Wearing band tees is for normies
>>131157684band tees are all I wear though
I heard Vulvodynia hired a chick as vocalist.
>>131157690literally fucking who
I'm so old i remember when you had to search out stores that sold band shirts, and usually they were ran by Indians or Arabs. Or you had to send away for shirts from mail order companies and hope they sent you something. You had to be real fan of a band to own a metal shirt, but the flip side was it gave you a place to meet other metal heads and the quality of band shirts in the 90s was so much better than the cheap imported shit kids get today. Shirts were always double sided, made in the USA or UK, and the graphics wouldn't fade it wash out..
>>131157627I accept your concession, phoneposter. Saturday same hour same lobby.
>>131157503Profoundly mentally ill post
>>131157672vulvodynia from all the bbc she takes
>>131152862This album is peak modern atmoblack. Everything else just sounds like a pale imitation because he is actually a highly skilled guitar player
>>131157798Weird given I remember it being distinctly dull even for atmoshit.The opening track had a good final third I think it was and thats it.
>>131157727He's still lurking
>>131157500Abbath's face-paint is half black and half white, just like Deafheaven.
>>131158098Does this mf look white to you?
>>131152056They really jumped the shark with this one, eh?
>>131152174Cool boots man
Hardcore dancing is the gayest thing ever until the chicks in BabyMetal do it, then it's cool.
Eisenblut - *** (Ye cover)https://youtu.be/oaaezTQSrTY
Imagine a black metal band covering Kanye West in 2007. There would be actual riots in the third world parts of Europe.When are you guys gonna start doing Paul Simon and Peter Gabriel covers with full bands of African tribals?
>>131158404>a black metal bandThe one posted right above you is a pop punk band, lass
As soon as I hear punky beats and riffs I click Unembed
>>131158354Kinda goes hard, same for the l'amour toujours cover.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDRrOjqobNo
>>131152014based edition
The orifice now cleanSanitized, red and rawBrutally impaling your rectumThis process I adore
>>131158791No it isn't
Internal Bleeding
>>131158966Goated
>>131158966i heard their latest album was pretty bad
>>131153523>slipcock>muttley crude>neurosissy>as I lay bottomingnot metal
>>131154397>>131154566>>131154726>>131154773>>131154983not metal
>>131156616inherently wrong
Multinational CorporationsGenocide of the starving nations
>>131159085are those your drag names for the night?
Niggas really find Inquisition enjoyable lol. Might as well put on some Spongebob Squarepants soundtrack with Squidward on vocals
>>131156910When's Luc's fucking lazy fat ass getting back into the studio? We need him now more than ever>>131157655>>131157672Imagine caring about this sort of shit. Beyond sad.
>>131158186>slavs celebrating nazis as if they wouldn't be immedately sent to concentration campsnever gets old, this is my favourite type of comedy
>>131158791Correct.
>>131158749>goes hardDon't you have school today
In all truthfulness, I made what should've been the last ever post about Inquisition on /meal/ and /mu/ as a whole. There is nothing left to be said about this band.
>>131152143>only trve genre is flavor of the week meme genre
>>131159119>d-don't mock me favrit mallcore a-anon ;_;cry harder
>>131159132He occasionally shows up on other death metal albums and he did the vocals for a cover of God of Emptinesshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Y38B9IyW0EA
>>131159117>Multinational CorporationsName 10>Genocide of the starving nationsName 10
>>131152056it's eh
>Snoreguts
>>131159159I left school at 16 I told mom I will a metal god.
>>131159117literally not metal
>>131152732The breakdown in Solarfall mogs literally any other BM riff past present and future.
>>131159178I don't care, I want more Gorguts>>131159192very clever, anon!
>>131159148>this is my favourite type of comedyMine is Schindler's List lol
Who let Nik Nokturnal in the thread
>>131152888Vol 1 is their only good album and only retarded bongaloids disagree.
>>131159208>mogsI can't take your opinion as anything other than the mumblings of a toddler
>>131152888Good because they're washed
>>131159127Yep. I like inqusition.
>>131153156>good stoner riff Never heard of her.
>>131159199HEIL AZAGTHOTH
Snorre? More like Snore. Because Thorns is a snoozefest
Vikernes.Hanneman.Anselmo.
The totally unnatural uptick in posts means Jr is going to force another one of his gay Winstonlarp threads again btw
>>131152014Inquisition are excellent live. I saw them twice and would never pass up the opportunity,
>>131159267Holy triumvirate of AIDS
>>131159279>Hec Jr.Beloved here
Chuck Schuldiner was gay and died of AIDS.
>>131159214that's really cool and edgy and original and cool of you, and I hope to be like you when I also turn 13
LIVE YOUR LIFE
>>131159319Not true. He was bi and died of hepatitis
Only third wave is real
>>131159313Jr can be likeable at times when he posts in earnest but unfortunately he's operating on several levels of ironic detachment Norsetourist and Winston were the real masters of the autism he tries to replicate
>>131159378That woud mean that first and second aren't, which makes it impossible for third to be third. If the perceived previous terms on a series are not real then the term you refer to is actually the fist.∴ only first wave is realQ.E.D.
Minor Threat
I'm bored of music
>>131159421This is a music board. Stop gossiping about Anons.
>>131159465may I suggest....
>>131159471This is a straight man's board too but here you are being a fag
>>131152162Why are those "people" all like this?
>>131158404bm covering elvis is the only way
>>131159421Keep gossiping about anons, it creates culture.
>>131159492Pretty boring album though lad, especially compared to Fri onwards.
stupid lolcow schizo. leave your mommy's basement.
>>131153129Song sucks but you’re fucking retarded and musically illiterate if you think Chris’ drumming is sloppy lmao.
>>131159530I wasn't suggesting you listen to the album
Skrewdriver - When The Boat Comes In
>>131159498You're not even fucking straight
>>131159563not metal
>>131159569Correct.
Acid Bath
>>131159584Gay band
swamp slipknot
Hope Jr can do what Hector did and make him leave for a while
Slipknot is not metal, however their '95 demo is.
Pantera
>>131159534Great new you guys have Eustace posting here
>>131159631I meant Panera*, sorry
>>13115962680's crossover slipknot > slipknot
black metal
>>131159659well that goes without saying (still not metal tho)
>>131159669booba
D.R.I.
80s crossover slipknot is fucking trash
>>131159669heavy metal, actually
Any other commies ITT? Punk rock for life.
>>131159686well that goes without saying (still better than the mallcore band tho)
we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
The following genres are not welcome in this thread: Alternative Metal, Atmospheric Sludge Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Blackgaze, Death Doom Metal, Dissonant Black Metal, Dissonant Death Metal, Djent, Doomgaze, Drone Doom Metal, Folk Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Groove Metal, Kawaii Metal, Mathcore, Neoclassical Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Rap Metal, Symphonic Black Metal, Symphonic Metal, Technical Death Metal, Trance Metal, Viking Metal
>>131159704Mostly correct. You're a sociopath for not liking cats, though. And some coreshit's good, like T8000. Not sure what you have against electronic music either.
>>131159678has some decent metal riffs though, but you are not wrong
>>131159697https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTBkNAZWb30Got abit of 2000s pop-punk/emo coming up later lol ;D
>>131159723T8000? Typo?
>>131159743You got hit with the AI tag bro
>>131159745yea
>>131159743Now that's my jam. I love AI punk man
The following genres are welcome in this thread: Alternative Metal, Atmospheric Sludge Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Blackgaze, Death Doom Metal, Dissonant Black Metal, Dissonant Death Metal, Djent, Doomgaze, Drone Doom Metal, Folk Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Groove Metal, Kawaii Metal, Mathcore, Neoclassical Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Rap Metal, Symphonic Black Metal, Symphonic Metal, Technical Death Metal, Trance Metal, Viking Metal
>>131159784Incorrect
>>131159759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiV136u0nkY :)AI METAL FRIDAY! \\m// :D
I unsubscribed from AI schizo when I found out he was a convicted child molester. His creations suck now anyway.
>>131159787Incorrect>>131159784Correct
>>131159791These are too diapershitterish for me
>>131159760Time to blast some Congress.
>>131159774I'm the same. Love it! Venom was kinda punk/metal crossover on alot of their songs. They even have a song called Metal Punk \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Wced0zE_8
>>131159793You subscribed on the first place to AI content. You're almost as bad as a child molester and should seriously consider suicide.
/metal/'s top five albums of all time:1. Kaevum - Ultra2. Kaevum - Natur3. Kaevum - Kultur4. Satanic Warmaster - Carelian Satanist Madness5. Burzum - Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
>>131159793Wrong on both counts you lying retard. My creations fucking rule more than ever, and I am not a child molester.>>131159805Oh well. Each to their own ;)
>>131159697>Calling the most flagrant liberal ever a commieDidn't know McCarthy was in this general too>>131159806I could never get into any of those Belgian -coreshit bands other than Deformity.
>>131159847Deformity is one of the better ones for sure. But i guess it's something that grows on you. Vocals are usually shit.Have you listened to Kickback? Not Belgian and not really h8000 but kinda is at the same time.
>>131159843
>>131159843At least you got the Kaevum albums in the correct order.
>>131159873Kultur glowop! I like the cover with the clown face lol.
read the sign idiots>CORESHIT IS NOT METAL
Goyeum>Country of origin: Israel>Location: Jerusalem, Jerusalem>Genre: Blackened Pop Punk>Themes: Hebrew/Jewish history, Judaism, Religious Zionism, The Old Testament
>>131159882hell ya
>>131159871>Have you listened to KickbackNot much, but I didn't dislike anything I heard either. Just not a band I gave a proper go. I do know the frontman has a reputation for some Lee Ving-esque antics where he antagonizes the fuck out of the crowd and engages in chuddery to do so, which is something I respect.
Jute Gyte
>>131159888suck my nuts and whole taint
First Fragment
Ban the fucking beasts! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpQic5iFuFk
*grabs pick axe*Time to mine for gaysexium*opens /metal/*
>>131159903Give Forever War a listen, i'm sure you will like it.Yeah singer was a bit of a nutjub.
>>131159896You know it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgh_hKgTZfETHE DEVILS BIBBLEEEEEEE AND THE NAZI HOLE TO HELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \\M//
NEW >>131159899>>131159899>>131159899
>>131159977>10 posts earlythis will be interesting
>>131159977>pre-bump limit>"aka /shreddit/ aka /schizo/ aka /natsoc/">le edgy bigotrywhy can't you just kill yourself?
>>131159982Nah we don't have mods who do their job.
>>131159279Called itsongrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Q_rbs9ul8
>>131159873Your buckbroken face every time Kaevum gets posted
>>131160034keep your slash fetish out of this general, bro
Adam Bach
>>131157655Literal poser behavior. That means you caring about normalfag opinions about you/your clothes.
Okay now someone make a real edition.
>>131157687Well
Sebastian Kalmbach
>>131159899I'm here to express a degree of compassion for Jr., who is clearly waist-deep in an identity crisis and is deeply confused. I pray that one day you may find peace, and perhaps even strength through -core as so many of the rest of us have. I'm going to leave a link that I think might be a valuable resource to you. Listen to the words uttered and reflect upon them extensively, and feel free to reach out if need be. I hope you can figure yourself out sooner than later, Jr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYgFnLfDJMI
>>131160105>>131160105>>131160105
>>131159224Sorry bout that autism buddy.
>>131159946Why are anti-Kaevum chuds so obsessed with Latin America
>>131152869Yes
