What does /mu/ think about Sabrina Carpenter?
>>131205236whore
>>131205236
>>131205236too short no boobs
>>131205236I don't like her music
>>131205236She's great. Works this board into a seething meltdown just by existing because they're a bunch of no pussy getting faggots who take everything too seriously
>>131205236Men aren't just "useless", they're a severe public danger.
>>131205236I think she's a talented singer and her major singles are great but she hasn't made a worthwhile full album yet, so many duds on those last two records. She needs to work with other producers.
Including all the men who made her album for her?
>>131205387>>131205236She was amazing in the malteezers advert. Shout have won an EGOT.
>>131205416You're one btw too troon. Look in your pants if you don't believe me.
Olivia mogs her
>>131205416Astronomically offset by the amount of people only alive because men invented modern medicine, agriculture, engineering, science, civilization as we know it.
>>131205236I frequently confuse her with Sabrina Nicole every time she's mentioned. The latter being a porn star that chopped her tits off and lost all her fans.
>>131205236Built for BBC
>>131205236She's hot, idk as an artist; never listened to her
>>131205387Typical roastoid response. It's only jokes when men are around, but it's totally serious when only women are present.
>>131206216She made an offhand BBC joke and this board had had a Chernobyl level meltdown for months. You faggots get your feelings hurt over everything
>>131205236Very attractive, gorgeous, woman (to me at least). She knows her demographic, her target audience, and leans into it heavy because it sells and gets her paid. Maybe she believes in what she sells, maybe she doesn't. I did like espresso though. Catchy song, gets in your head, even if I didn't agree with her message the music is catchy and good enough to look past. not my cup of tea but I wouldn't be upset if I had to drink it/10
>>131206427shut the fuck trannoid. She obviousl made that joke whole heartedly.
>>131206454>She knows her demographic*Her handlers know her demographic
>>131206577>obviouslSorry she worked you into a hissy fit, saaaaaaaar
>>131206676That is obviously a typo, nothing to do about being a jeet. Please stop embarassing yourself.
>>131206806Stop getting upset over some shit a pop singer says. Especially over something that's just a terrible dick joke. All of this seethe can't be good for your heart.
I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO
>>131206990beat me to it
>I used to always make fun of waifufags like the Swiftiebros. >Fucking fags having posters and shit>But then I came across fucking Sabrina>Small attraction at first. Sure she's cute but still talking shit. >Then I saw that LOLLAPALOOZA CLIP>Now she can't escape my mind. >That clip on rerun 24/7 in my mind. >Those Swiftiebros are starting to make sense. >NOOO WHAT'S GOING ON!!!>I'm turning into those damn Swiftiefags!!>I'm.....I....>I WANT TO SUCK BINA'S NON-EXISTENT TITS!!!>I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO BE HER MANCHILD!!!
>>131206990>>131207041I WANT TO SEE OLIVIA'S RODRIGO >Can you imagine how big Olivia's Rodrigo must be? >It MUST be bigger than mine.>Just imagine her WHIPPING it out, smirking with her cute little grin as she MOGS me with her THICK ROD-RIGO. >She laughs after seeing me stare in disbelief and then asks>What's wrong? You look so sad for someone so in love.
>>131206843Nobody is seething, you seem like you are the one who is getting too worked out about this dude.
>>131205236She's my espresso
>>131207543>nobody is seethingNigga, this entire board will lose their shit if you make a thread even hinting about that joke. You all got worked by a pop star. Own it and get over it already
>>131207907Stop making up scenarios in your head little gup. it's not good for your mind.
>>131209116The archive exists, faggot. Stop pretending otherwise. You retards got worked hard
>>131209304Seems like you got mad lmaoooooooo. What a faggot.
Physically attractive but ruins it with excessive make up. I am not a fan of her media persona. I haven't the slightest inkling of what she is really like as a person, but I doubt I would like that either.I heard one or two songs sang by her and I thought it was the most forgettable, uncatchy popslop imaginable.
>>131209304nothing to say huh? that's what I though
>>131205236Men built the stage you're standing on.
>>131206990bobs and lavigne
>>131210355Women could have built that stage just as well, they just didn't because of patriarchy o algo
>>131212044Men built the entire fucking world. Patriarchy isn't real. Women have more rights than men in every conceivable metric there is.
>>131206806>That is needfully so being the typo, nothing to do about being a low caste ESL. Please stop embarassing you benchod.
>>131205236Too slutty and not enough range. All her music sounds the same. She's cute though. It's nice to see all American girls back in pop.
>>131205236I think she is everything, she is so iconic and an inspiration to girls everywhere
>>131205416??? men are also 200% stronger and faster than women!!! What even is this? How tf can a girl rape or steal from me? I'll rip her fucking head off if she tries something like that, no matter how deranged she is. Can a girl do the same to a deranged dude?
>>131205236Weird dwarf with weird makeup and always makes the same dumbass face in every picture taken of her. I would also prefer that the man-hate psyop discontinue.
>>131213680Why don't they do it to other women then?Face it, men are barely sentient violent beasts
she is hot but her music is pure shit
I like when she danced with those Muppet chickens
>>131216459You sick fuck
Not cute or talented
>>131218457But enough about you
>>131209362>>131209786Begging for another man's attention is gay as shit. You're like talking with a brick wall and there are countless threads of this sensitive board getting worked up over a former Disney actress. You saying no u isn't an argument. Sorry this upsets you so much.
>>131205707Jesus fucking christI don't know what's worse this or AI slop
>>131205256How is she a whore?
>>131218783She won't have sex with me
>>131205781those men were given birth by women lol, try again
>>131220025Well you ladies have killed more of your own unborn children since we started counting than the number of men ever killed in any war, all combined.
>>131205236secretly a Scientologist with subliminal messages in her music. i feel like i'm the only person who notices this. either that or i'm a schizo
