My theory: Cocteau Twins never became bigger than Madonna because Liz didn't look good. If the Cocteaus had been fronted by a kawaii gyaru like picrel, they would have sold out stadiums around the world.
sex with gyarus
Most people don't like schizobabble lyricism
>>131213292your theory is laughable, as you know
>>131214203Most people are npc goycattle
>>131213292Liz Fraser was a hog's jaw, so yes, I think a sexy time travelling gyaru would have propelled them to much wider fame.
that but also because she can't sing
ah yes when I think catchy pop I think Twin Cock Toes
There's a place for Madonna.There's a place for the Cocteau Twins.They are different places.
>>131213292Cocteau Twins don't even have fucking lyrics, how far could they have possibly gone?
>>131219357So imagine that the chorus of Wax & Wane went:Cute boy kissing me on the mouthCute boy kissing me on the mouth
>>131213292I want to get into them but I can't get over how they don't have lyrics. So goddamn stupid
>>131219785>So goddamn stupidDon't beat yourself up, many get filtered. Just let the sound surround you and work its magic.
Cocteaus don't have a "Running up that Hill", and they sure as shit don't have a "Linger". They were never going to be that big no matter what Liz looked like.
>>131220084Not true. If Liz had looked like a cute scene girl or hime gyaru, and if the guitarist hadn't been so fat and ugly, Sugar Hiccup would've entered the Top 10 above Holiday and Girls Just Want To Have Fun
>>131213292perhaps, but all the qt gyarus were too busy listening to ayumi hamasakihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zTG-uhGKbo
>>131213292she looks good retard
>>131220219If you like hog's jaws...
>>131220219cmon man
>>131220277i mean it's not like's janis joplin, a plain jane sure but it's def mainly the hair. the short looks just don't suit her face
