Melodeath edition :-)OLD: >>131217978FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131225660Still a classic
Black metal ist twïnk.
>>131225726Correct.
>>131225726Inherently.
>>131225807is this band racist?
>>131225660
>>131225807Correct.
>>131225660Thank you grindrcore sister
>melodeath edition>the album that killed InsomniumI'm triggered.
At fried food for the first time in months last night then absolutely pissed brown scalding liquid out of mt ass afterwards. Pretty metal.
>>131225660Melodeath suc-
>>131225660Crazy German BM. Alexander von Meilenwald from The Ruins of Beverast was involved in this and you can hear his influence clearlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mGOWvT_QWo
>>131226914Meilenwald had nothing to do with that band or album. The only connection is Gnarl who briefly played with Nagelfar live on bass.
18 years ago I made a thread on /mu/ stating that this was the best metal album in 20 years. I just listened to it again and I still feel the same way, which makes the gap 38 years.
>>131227215ah yes the tip of the wave of retrorevivalist neo-HM2 nostalgislop garbage that's been the norm for over a decade now, top notch
>>131227130He’s listed as a former member
New Arckanum album is a double album
>>131227770Nevermind he just plays for them live
>>131227785>post-'90s-Arckanumeh
>>131225660it's alright, but far from groundbreaking
What does /mu/ think about polish death doom scene from the 90's?
>>131227914>What does /mu/ think man, who knows?
>>131227914Couldn't care less
>>131227907Yeah I found the same. Misere really haven't made anything that great. Just seems like the Gris and Sombres Forêts guys desperately trying to capture their better material half the time.
>>131227942their 2009 s/t was good, though. Very of its time, which was not a bad thing back then
>>131227215I like dead concgegation but pretty much any undergang album is better.
>>131227951I didn't really get that into it. It's their best album but I still wouldn't put it much higher than a 6 or 7/10.Part of that is because I wanted something Gris-tier (as someone who liked Il Etait Une Foret a lot), but even their self titled just kinda ended up as background listening.
>>131227965It's definitely not as impactful as either Gris's or SF's respective debuts, but it is I feel an essential part of that distinctive wave of mid/late-'00s atmospheric black metal/DSBM. This new album, though, you could've told me it came out in 2011 and I'd readily believe you.
I think NSBM ruined metal for me, I can't enjoy other genres now, they all seem lackluster and tame in comparison. I'm not even political so don't care about nazism or fascism but musically the riffs hit so much harder. Even when artists combine other genres they do it better than people who only focus or said genre. Black metal with folk influences is almost always better than pure folk metal album, same with symphonic shit.
>>131227215Yup>>131227630They don't use an HM2 tone tho>>131227956lol
>>131228131the point is that they're derivative tripe and only praised by entry-level earlets
>>131228085This but the exact opposite
>>131228131Undergang is superiorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgAttwWSsaQ
>>131228085>I think I'm an earletyou sure are, chud
>>131228145you ruined metal for NSBM?
I think the big top ruined the circus for me, I can't enjoy other acts now, they all seem lackluster and tame in comparison. I'm not even a fan of clowns so don't care about the makeup or balloon animals but performance-wise the acrobatics hit so much harder. Even when ringmasters combine other performances they do it better than people who only focus on said act. Acrobatics with juggling influences is almost always better than pure juggling routines, same with tightrope shit.
>>131228137No. You specifically called out the HM2 so that was the point. You're a little weasel who got exposed as a tourist. Sorry.
>>131228145>>131228147>oy vey!
>>131228176>I'm not even political so don't care about nazism or fascism
I hate niggers....but somehow, my girlfriend is black....yes, we both listen to nsbm.....
>>131228174>let me ignore every single word in your post except this one and pretend that's the entire argumentcope harder, earlet
Do you think that hitler would cry if he saw the ethnic diversity of nsbm fans?
>>131228185Shreddit pattern recognition
>>131228228he'd consider nsbm to be degenerate jew music
>>131227630Trvke. Revivalist larp shit is one of the worst trends in metal.
>>131228194>plz just ignore the part of my statement which exposed me as a retard The HM2 revival scene/sound is a very specific thing. If you knew they weren't a part of that you shouldn't have brought it up. Or more than likely you didn't know and are just backpedaling like the weasel you are.
>>131228292>I'll double down on my piss-poor read of your post, hell I'll triple downyes, yes; enjoy your retroslop, anon
>>131228313I read it perfectly. That's why I'm holding you to it. Every word.
what reading this thread feels like
NSBM is inherently retroslop
Mystical Esoteric Hitleric NSBM will always reign supreme
>>131228507AOTY together with Shoax and Kvasir's Blood
>>131225660almost decided not to listen to this because the cover is dogshit
>>131228507HEIL
>>131228507Is this band racist?
>>131228507>hitlerslop
>>131228507True cos then it shows how funny it all is.
>>131225660international chud collab
A chud's brain is so small
>>131228518Psycroptic had plenty of dogshit covers back in the day.Still amazed they're going cos I could have sworn I listened to them 17 years ago and went "this is quite ass" and after listening to Divine Council I thought that was decent.
Imagine being so retarded as to ask /meal/ for advice>Be drunk as fuck>Wish good luck on life to the aunt of your ex who is the same age as your ex who helped you on the lowest point of your life>She boasts to your ex, saying ''look who messaged me''>The bf of your ex messages you, who is fat as fuck>Literally no legitimacy for holding your post>Your ex makes fun of your lack of bodyfat>Cry, because you'll never be with her againmetal for this feel other than fri fra denne verden, and what would you do in my situation? I still love her. If you want to troll do go on.
https://www.weaponizedautism.store/lel
>>131228659I know you said not MACKY, but this post is so fucking stupid I can only recommend more MACKY.
>>131228659Lol fucking faggot
>>131228659https://youtu.be/nh6liYUAOYQ
>>131228659>metal for this feelconsider
>>131228566Incoherent post
>>131228764Really only the first track suits him.
>>131228773buttblasted poster
>>131228839What album? Reverse image search gave nothing.
>>131228748Nice
>>131228483Not metal
>>131228764This album doesn’t make me cry but it does make my face get warm like I’m about to
>>131225649is it true that black men have the best guttural vocals?
>>131228929>crying to BegottenAnon, step it up cmon.
>>131227630Better than most classic 90s DM, dork
>>131228931it's true, the origin of this phenomena is that black men like to suck each others' dicks so they have naturally more practiced throats
Eagle’s Nest is the finest Amerikaner band outhttps://youtu.be/w-n2WcYEhks
>>131228979no
>>131229019>finest Amerikanerthat's like saying least stinky pile of dogshit>>131228994this isn't the place for your gayfic, anon
>>131227914>What does /mu/ thinkIt doesn’t.
>>131228922It really is, I was very surprised going in expecting the worst
>>131229179>this sounds like the musical equivalent of baity shitpost and I won't have any of it.wow, harsh. people here should love it then
>>131229230Who did you just quote?
>>131229242first review I found
>>131229202Willowtip was putting out some great stuff in that era. One of the main dudes in Crowpath was in Inverted which is also pretty tight.
>>131229256>Dan Bengtsson - Bass (1991-1993) oh shit, so he was
>>131228994Correct.
>>131229298how do you know, anon?
>>131229337I have a black friend and he told me
>>131229361"friend"
Metal discussion?
>>131229434Yes that's what we're all here for
>>131229434you first
>>131228583>international chud collab
>>131229648VIVA!
>>131228748The drumming on this is insane
>>131229726this can't be a real album cover
>>131229726shitty even by AI standards
>>131229726deep message
>>131229749what's the message, other than "AI proliferators are tasteless fascists"
>>131229775>muh fascistsget off the HRT
>>131229806hey excellent retort, keep it up
>hey excellent retort, keep it up
>get off the HRT
>>131229883Quit posting your off-topic gay porn here.
what are you idiots arguing about now?
>>131229624whiter than you slopjeet
>>131229940wouldn't you like to know
>hurt my left hand>can't goon anymoremetal for this feel?
>>131229965>no, uthe intellectual prowess of the chud
>>131230003
>>131230039cheeky bastard
imagine defending ai, what a fucking loser
>>131229806Good post
>>131225660I've been on a huge NWOBHM kick lately and just listening to random bands in my youtube feedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la5A7D3Shvghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X27WA0ocPZYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7STUe7IIgUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4x1i66FyoAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nw6-bW3rVwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Loo35W2DIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlJX973EXE
>Good post
>>131230352Unc metal
I want to blast Trve Black Metal but it's so hot and sunny outside...
>>131230589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB2XIfidegg
>Metal Websites are trying to promote fvlse black metal again to steal it from us
>>131230725damn, that art is more offensive than the guy in the black shirt wearing sunglasses
I just roke up
>>131230780Fagget
>>131230793I know, summer is passing me by so fast! It's coffeetime though hbu bitch?
>>131230827With summer almost over that means /nbbmn/ is right around the corner! I hope the malicious posters here don't try and ruin it like they did last year.
>>131230867>malicious postersI don't even remember what happened lol. Tell me?
>>131230867Can't wait for more bangers like Black Metal Squirrel
>>131230903???????
>>131230891Ratthew kept up his usual shtick of posting non-metal links and making early OPs with no black metal imagery which the jannies always upheld.
>>131230936Who cares about the OPs anyways?
DOODOO SHIT
>>131231005Beloved here!
>>131230589then listen to some trve mediterranean black metal, duh
>>131231122Fucking based album right here.
>>131230589>Black Metal>hot and sunnyas it should be
>>131231285their last good album, perhaps their best
>>131231303people seem to really like the gloomy reflection of our hidden sorrows and riding our black oceans but i think it blows them out of the water. more melodic than gloomy, more deliberate and less sounding than black oceans, a few stereotypical swedemelodeath sounding sections but in context they rip.
less random* sounding
>>131231428>stereotypical swedemelodeathTo be fair that's an insane feat by and high compliment for a mexican band in 1996
>>131231518absolutely. epic rites is one of the best melodeath albums and its nuts that a mexican band in the 90s made it. not to mention that black oceans sounds like no other melodeath while predating when the sound metastasized.
>>131231570Even mexicans get it right once in a while (just kidding, there are plenty of excellent mexican bands, mostly dm)
anyone got the wife-beater core topster from like 2 threads ago
>>131231871just listen to '90s Pantera
>>131231880MY SKIN IS COOOOOLLLDDDDD
>>131231285yes, it's great but that album cover is retarded as fuck
>>131231871>from like 2 threads agogo look for it, then
>>131231871it didn't even have thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVET0PvbCo
>>131231906true
>but that album cover is retarded as fuck
>>131231917that's a... bad chart
>>131228517Correct. I’ve had the Shoax album on repeat since yesterday
>>131228507>>131228517>>131231944t. cringexicans
Schizophrenic metal?
>>131232194
>>131231917I've never checked out Sadus I don't think. Is that a good album to start with?
>>131228507>third world NSBM
>>131232219Can't go wrong with that or Chemical Exposure
>>131225660Picrel. >>131225702Indubitably. >>131232301Cheers.
>>131232194how did you miss all the NSBM anon
>>131232219their first three are flawless and frankly obligatory if you like stuff that's brutal and/or proggy
Listening to Kaevum
>>131232352>wtf is having a delayed flight and not calling meI don't get it
>>131232373Makes perfect sense. Lol
>>131232461explain then, Ronaldinho
>>131232480It's a figure of speech here in Sao Paolo, would take too long to explain. Try using Google.
>>131232496>can'taigh
this
>>131232591what about it
>>131232617I enjoy it
>>131232496>in my culture I love my grandma, food, and flights being on time
>>131225649https://voca.ro/1f0EEhn0ki2k
>>131231202>posts Thrash Metal
>>131232675>thinks I.N.R.I. is thrash
>>131232634I don't believe you.
>>131232703>>thinks I.N.R.I. is Black Metal
>>131232705I have failed you father
>>131232676shitty hipster grind
>>131232735Is grind ever not hipster?
>>131232718It is
>>131232753Artist: SarcófagoAlbum: I.N.R.I.Song: Nightmare>Nightmare!>Nightmare!>Nightmare!>Thrash!Song: Christ’s Death>You cry for your father>But he don't remember you...>ThrashSong: Satanas>Satanas>Thrash!
>>131232735better, worse or the same?
>>131232739ye
>>131232756Point being?
Assück and World Downfall are the only good grind.
>>131232768you're a fucking retard hue hue hue
>>131232769No Pig Destroyer?
>>131232773ha gotem
>>131232675>>131232718>>131232756this guy doesn't know what first (& only good) wave black metal is lmfao
>>131232788>Blasphemy>first wave Black MetalYou zoomers need to kys
got this playing right now
Only First Wave Is Real>>131232804I've been listening to music longer than you've been alive, and you don't know what black metal is or isn't.
>>131232816>I've been listening to music longer than you've been aliveWhen did you start?
>>131232816>>131232816Sunbather alone clears all those albums
>>131232769>>131232780by definition any usanistani grind is hipster>>131232829clears their nuts
>>131232840Yes Mr. Sherman, everything stinks
>>131232829It is a really good album.
>>13123282514
>>131232857In which year did you?
>>131232855
>>131232864ever since
>>131232780Pigsty > Pig Destroyerhttps://youtu.be/zwEHJDIcefg?si=uCl9WT_D_0nDwSAd
>>131232877Fuck off, zoomer.
>>131232873I don't know that shit is but it probably doesn't come close to the emotional punch that songs like The Pecan Tree do.
more like sarcofaggot lol
>>131232968very original
>>131232952this one is also pretty good.
>>131225660Let's just see what the hype is about for this album.I've got the Maele Mordha (sp?) album queued up next.
New Five Finger Death Punch, Modern Warfare 2, Coors Light, Spicy Nacho Doritos. Life is good.
>>131232194I am going LE INSANE
its just one of those days
he bled the blackest blood
It's just one of those AI metal Fridays
at least im hiv negative lmao
>>131233443That's what Peter Steele was originally gonna call Type O Negative.
>>131233204That insanity sounds real fucking good though.
Schizo metal \\m//
Saw it said somewhere, maybe it was here, that NSBM bands are making “blackened emo” now, is this true and are there any examples? I’d love to hear this lol
>>131234036Schizoteric racism https://youtu.be/3omOxPKco4Y
>>131234123This band is based.
>>131225660Really love the first two FT albums and never found that many bands with the same sound despite asking and digging a bit.
Hell Awaits is a proto-dm album if you think about it.
>>131234233Yeah it is
Det Som Engang Var is a proto-blackgaze album if you think about it.
>>131234294Correct.
I need my pockets on retarded you can keep the clout
>>131234112Stuff that sounds like Flaming Ouroboros?
>>131234112Aktion T4 - Dear Adolf...
>>131234639>Alien Metal>it's not even metal
>>131234645
>>131234645>Iron Butterfly>not Rock Butterfly
>>131234645>Eagles of Death Metal>not DM>doesn't sound like the Eagles
>>131230725It's Instagram-core like many acts you can't understand if you're not on the 'Gram. First saw it as a Youtube recommend with a lot of views, didn't think much of it, then in a publication can't remember where, thought a bit more, then I checked my feed and there it was as an ad, then I knew.It's whatever, don't sweat it. Maybe the music is decent, who knows (not me lol)
>>131225660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_CfjkEDhXk
>>131235106Meant to post this in /classical/, my apologies.
>>131232194easy.
>>131232330the whole "muh nazis are schizophrenics" thing is such a tired, crusty 100 year old jew cope: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sluggish_schizophreniaits just a projection/cope. jews are the most schizophrenic group of people out there: https://www.haaretz.com/2013-11-26/ty-article/.premium/ashkenazi-gene-increases-schizophrenia/0000017f-e04b-d75c-a7ff-fccfa3e10000https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26198764/
>>131235284Great music related post.
Falling asleep to this kino.
>>131235316about as on topic about you seething about the imaginary schizos that talk to you in your mind, dumbass commie. at least i posted an album that actually sounds schizophrenic.
>>131235330
>>131235365What is the meaning of this ?
>>131230725I haven’t listened to it but I knew from the art it was gonna trigger the autistic kvlt kiddies. Comment sections on pages posting it are just full of dudes like “ugh that’s not REAL black metal” or “black metal is officially dead”. Yeah buddy the genre pioneered by a bunch of losers with rich parents was always super serious business.
>>131235796>I didn't listen>but the art might annoy someoneCool taste in music bro.
>>131236164Didn’t ask but thanks.
>>131225660Desperately trying to find 2026 albums I actually like more than just "it's alright".
>>131225649I have never smoked weed, will electric wizard sound even better when I'm high?
>>131236373peak Electric Wizard experience is when you have a dick in your ass so try that
>>131236373>dude weed lmao metal>sounding good
>>131236373Anything that drops your standards will typically make stuff sound better.I've definitely gotten more out of riffs while drunk that then bored me while sober
board tourist heredo you guys like Masterplan?
>>131236552>Genre: Power MetalNo
BLACKED IN REAR ENDKEVIN HAD TO BENDA VICTIM HE WOULD BEJUST BEFORE 93GOT FUCKED IN HIS BUTTNEVER WILL IT SHUTVIRGINITY'S ENDNEVER WILL IT MENDK-WABKWABTO BEGIN BRUTAL RAPE OF BIG KEVBLACKED IN REAR ENDTO BEGIN BRUTAL RAPE OF BIG KEVRAPE HIS ANUS, BLACK FRIEND BLACKED IN REAR ENDKEVIN HAD TO BENDA VICTIM HE WOULD BEJUST BEFORE 93GOT FUCKED IN HIS BUTTNEVER WILL IT SHUTVIRGINITY'S ENDNEVER WILL IT MENDK-WABKWABTO BEGIN BRUTAL RAPE OF BIG KEVBLACKED IN REAR ENDTO BEGIN BRUTAL RAPE OF BIG KEVRAPE HIS ANUS, BLACK FRIEND
>>131236592you are drunk /pw/ go home
>>131236596He's just a coomerHe never cooms alone
Some people say my R. cannot be truePlease believe me, my love, and I'll show youI will give you those things you thought unrealTyrone, DeShawn, bulbasaurs all tear my sealOh yeah!R. me now and you will not regretLeaving the life you led before we metYou are the first to R. this butt of mineCoom unto me till the end of timeYour R. for me has just got to be realBefore you know the way I'm going to squealI'm going to squealI'm going to squealOh yeah!Now I have you with me, inside my assholeOur love grows stronger as I burn more coalLook into my eyes, you'll see who I amMy name is Kevin, and I was butt rapedOh yeah!R. me now and you will not regretLeaving the life you led before we metYou are the first to R. this butt of mineCoom unto me till the end of timeYour R. for me has just got to be realBefore you know the way I'm going to squealI'm going to squealI'm going to squealOh yeah!Now I have you with me, inside my assholeOur love grows stronger as I burn more coalLook into my eyes, you'll see who I amMy name is Kevin, and I was butt rape
Oh boy, I sure can't wait for another action packed AI Metal Friday™
Someone is going to the effort of typing all this gay shit.
I am a man who walks aloneAnd when I'm walking a dark roadAt night or strolling through the parkWhen the light begins to changeI sometimes feel a little strangeA little anxious when it's darkTear of the quadTear of the quadI have a constant fear that my quads are about to tearTear of the quadTear of the quad
If you like black dicksI tell you, I'm your manYou suck some, fuck someIt's all the same to meThe pleasure is to get gapedMakes no difference how many rapedI don't share your greedThe only tattoo I needIs the Queen of SpadesThe Queen of Spades
Welcome to a sweltering summerIt'll take some time to walk me aroundImpossible to break these quadsFor, you see, the man is much too tallKliq finna rule the worldBackstage I kill the starsPossibly I've been druggedSummer '92, I was buttfucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD3CKYS4YLY
good thread
>>131236664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAZFLOFXW0
>>131236840It always dies like this after about 50 posts while the resident schizos all sit and wait to rush a new shitpost OP.Or they spam the thread up to 290-300 and then stop and wait to rush.
>>131236592>>131236632>>131236667>>131236697>>131236703>>131236741
>>131235284Correct.
>>131233810Actually TON were originally called Repulsion but they changed the name because there was already the grindcore band with the same name
TON (Ohio)
71TonMan (a tribute to krvsty)
>>131236260Did you head the new funebrarum? That was pretty good.
summoning hector
Summoning Hec Jr.
Worst blastings of the thread>>131226054>>131226819>>131228483>>131228518>>131228748>>131229648>>131234639>>131236260
>>131237265Loser post
>>131237181I'll give it a go, I'm just finding very few albums that are more than a 7/10 this year.
>>131237265>finally graced with a (you) from worst blasting posterIt’s an honor sir.
hurry up with the new edish already
>>131237428It can't be early as it'll be deleted by jannies. Don't worry I suspect there is either a rat or AI schizo or NStard sitting and waiting for 309 to hit, which they can't post towards in case the cooldown stops them making the new one.
Jute Gyte reigns supreme
>>131233094What did ya think of it anon? (maybe not super meloic album but I like some songs there)btw I'll listen to Paramaeucium later
NEW >>131237506>>131237506>>131237506
what ever happened to best blastings guy
real new>>131237553>>131237553>>131237553
>>131237440Mentally ill post
>>131235284ok schizo
