>play me a groove on that bass, white boyHow do you respond?
by telling you that the girl's cute but this thread sucks
>>131238003I play her a groove on that bass and thank her for calling me white.
*plays the seinfeld theme*
>>131238003posted it again award
>>131238003please do not attempt to seduce me, moderately attractive black girl, for I am adamantly opposed to race mixing
>>131239800*plays Blue Bayou*
I'm not racist I just don't really am attracted to black girls Also I don't have a bass I just record my guitar and pitch it down in FL studio to record basslines
>>131239950>I just record my guitar and pitch it down in FL studio to record basslinesbassed
>>131238003Groove is in the HeartIf I walk into a music shop and try out a bass, it's the first thing I'm playing. Funnily enough, most people don't recognize it at first, until you tell them the song, then it clicks.
>>131238003>plays Patrice Ruchen - Forget Me Nots>omg is that Men In Black???!
>>131238003>play Portrait of Tracy instead
>>131238003boom boom bap boo bap, do bop boo bap
>>131239827Cum contrasts better with their dark skin. Always put it somewhere on them and never in them.
>>131241951it only goes in white. nothing for me to worry about
>>131238003>plays Liquid Liquid
>>131238003i play a mf groove on that mf bass
>>131238003play Barney Miller theme song opening and her panties drench
>>131238003It's called a Mandolin
>>131238003*picks up bass and plays this*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIz8kARH5bo
H-here I go>I pulled into Nazareth...
>>131238003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPMxiwNe_es
>>131238003Fucking LOVE hot black girls
Cool AI image, ESL
>>131238003as long as you hit the one on every bar, then every other note or non-note is "funk". i'd play some funk.Bam_ _ _bam bam _ _ _ bam bam bam _ __ _ _
>>131243600every nubian queen deserves a white king
>>131238003Sup niggabitch
>>131238003the only interesting thing you can play on your bass to impress normies is play something funkyforget me nots is the most classic bass line that impress a bit, but i think a funky bass solo would do the trick
>>131238003https://youtu.be/JTvlujbJ5vg?si=EI26gDEPIwrmL401too easy.
>>131238003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkkzzAjSxDs
>>131238003You see these digits? That’s my fee.
F-A-GF-F-A-GF-A-GG-G-A-F
>>131238003i'm not your slave.
>>131243600Nerd chads are the most dangerous mfs
>>131243600This is one of the funniest videos on the internet.
>>131243600https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOzGrutpIe4
>>131247264>>131251246>>131259665>>131262499>the chart bot has completely given up on finding actually related threads to necrobump and is now bumping random completely unrelated threads
>>131238003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II71tmVsKrEthis funky enough for any woman
>>131241951This. Busting on a nubian is top tier.
>>131248083he looks like the zoomer wojak
Women don't know what a bass is.
>>131243600This is called Black Girl Dance Therapy -- turned this chud unto a chad. Look into it, incels.
>>131265170>>131273800>Wax Tailor - Tales of the Forgotten MelodiesNice I like that album, I don't think I've seen it on /mu/ before
https://youtu.be/3dm_5qWWDV8?si=zgagh_ieQb1UwXlQhttps://wifflegif.com/gifs/381383-chris-wolstenholme-hysteria-gif
>>131238003I can do that.Bass is easy
>>131278486wtf it's actually real
>>131238003I'll play the bass part for I Will Survive by Cake. That shit slaps.
"Fo sho fo sho, you knows I was finna bouts to baby. now dig this ya feel me."*plays straight 8th notes*
> widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly wehhhhhh~
>>131238003I put a capo on her clit
I got some black tail one time by acting and singing like Randy Watson from Coming To America. I don't even need the bass to impress this ebony queen.
>>131278486Isn't that just the premise of napoleon dynamite?
>>131238003i move up a semitone every bar
>>131256629why not post the videoit is banned in europeare you in europehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OxtZCnfcjA
>>131275952/thread
>>131299841based
>>131291912COUGH Oh babythats rockin
>>131238003ok
