Don't Leave Me on the Dance Floor editionPrevious: >>131252060Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knKpN0A6WWQAnnouncements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) The music is calling, I'm all in.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/august-08/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.07.16-2026.08.16/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.07.16-2026.08.16/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
Schtickposter hates Rob Lowe and Dick Van Dyke for some stupid ass reason
Carly wonDrizzy lost
>>131261501Everyone's saying this
Motherfuck Tommy Lee Jones!
>>131261436>>131261517Canadian excellence
>>131261451Olivia Rodrigo>>131261482Taylor Swift
>>131261517Carly is a DORK
>>131261486Why the FUCK are you so concerned with what I do? You're obsessed with me
For me it's both Carly Bae and Taytay
>>131261547AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>131261580>1989 TV>not the OG
>>131261572You're obsessed with hating Rob Lowe, Dick Van Dyke and now Tommy Lee Jones and it's weird bro
teacher: today we'll be replacing the word faggot with drake kid named faggot:
>>131261580Hey Lightsposter!
do we like vjuice here?
Sabrina Carpenter eating
>>131261666I don't know how she's managed to beat her hispanic genetics and somehow hasn't morphed into a dumpy Consuela by now
>>131261703she wonned bigly
>>131261666Her feet are legendary. Terrible actress tho
>>131261713Was really hoping her "sex scene" in that one movie would be actual sex and not just some dude offset by 2 feet humping the bed while she pretends to like it
20 bean and cheese burrito Bina
>>131261730very true>>131261735we've seen her nipples thoughbeitfully
fat bina.jpg
>>131261752She's so perfect it's unreal
>>131261524Ever notice how vegan food is always a plant based version of a meat product, and yet, you never see meat eaters making a meat based version of a plant product?Food for thought, Vasectomy Anthony!
That thought is fucking stupid
I always fart violently and extra smelly after vegan food
Katseye stole from Ice Spice in their newest song lmao>Thootie Fruity>Hooty Frutti>both songs are about eating pussy with latin languages mixed with english
Little Richard doesn't exist
I'm living it up Geoffrey!Ey-ey-ey-ey-ey!
>>131261972Isis Naija Gaston is a leading expert at eating pussy.
>>131262040Which Ice Spice ship do you like best, anons?
Flicking my burrito for Olivia "Salsa Rico!" Rodrigo
Iced Tom Bugs Latte
I'm so tired of tom bugs bina material
https://youtu.be/83LeK-t-kTw
2019 was 7 years ago what the fuckk
I don't remember life in 2020
I remember wanting to go to Loverfest but COVID happened and ruined it
Sitting on a leather couch completely naked watching Sophie Cunningham running around being cute and pissing off the blacks
2020 wpop
>>131262285Throw dat ass
>>131262450The music or the general
Six Seven: The Musical was a fun watchWould make a great double-bill with Tooly: The Movie
>>131262809
Loooove those wrists from Olivia's!
I love white bitches. Love em.
Dew The Dua
>>131262893
gay4taytay
what game has a character creator that let's me make tay
>>131262893Olivia's little butt dance
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gYVSXOmBUjU
>>131263027>>131263027>>131263027>>131263027>>131263027Well shit.
What's wpop drinking today
Nigga posted up with Black Air Forces on
Raspberry iced tea and an extra spicy lamb gyro and Im naked
>addy, arca, aurora, ayesha erotica, bey, billie, caroline, cece natalie, chappy, choli, chvrches, clairo, crj, drake, eartheater, ethel, françoise, frost children, gaga, grimbo, hannah diamond, hayley, jessie ware, kacey, kali, kelela, kesha, kim, kylie, lana, lights, livvy, lola, lorde, madonna, magbay, marina, miley, mylène, oklou, phoebe, pinkpantheress, rebecca black, rina, riri, robyn, rosalÃa, sevdaliza, sky, sza, the last dinner party, tinashe, twigs, underscores, weyeswpop>tripfags, adele, ari, ashnikko, audrey hobert, ava, bea, bebe, bina, camila, doja, dua, ella, gracie, haim, halsey, jane birkin, katseye, katy, laufey, lizzo, madison, maggie, melanie, mitski, raye, rita, rose gray, six sex, slayyyter, tate, taylor, tove, tyla, zara, zheanilpop
>>131263190I hate you! You're not even naked!!!X-(
>>131263166Nice bulge
>>131263166pbr
Dubs for new Oliviafeet this week
>>131263224;)>>131263239Nice choice>>131263272Better luck next week
Dubs and Olivia joins the WNBA and marries a woman
I have completely forgotten how to entertain myself in my own homeAside from doing this: it's up btw https://youtu.be/Dx-uDdPxeL0
>>131263465I love her!
>>131263519>covered in ivyI get it
Phoebe is ugly
>>131263544why they hitting that one "everyone at a party looking at the viewer" meme
>>131263544Everyone in this photo needs to die by fire
>>131262053Know it's a shoop, but it's hotter imagining them fucking before Doja went full dykecore.
>>131263323Save me Phoebe Bridgers!
>>131263549looks like they're being caught by the fuzz and have to make a split-second decision on who's gonna flush the coke
Getting a TayTay tattoo on my man titty
Every time I see your sisterWell, she's got somebody newShe's mean and she's evil like that little old boll weevilGuess I'll try my Livvy with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqX_NeSSxrU
pic from the wpop meetup
Halsey just started filming her new movie
>>131263782"IN THE LOOP"
>>131263759That girugamesh looking bitch on the far right. Woof.
>>131263853I knew I'd seen her somewhere before
Harry Styles is kinda like the Emma Stone of the grammy's
So drunk and sad right now.
Armpit coins
>>131263544The last thing an 8 year old sees before waking up with a bruised cervix
Baby Lipa and The SexRex Cervix
Baby Lipa sizzling screaming and on fire in a horrific car crash strapped into a luxury car seat
>>131264375Stop reposting my posts
I want to mutilate Clairo's tiny body and sexualize the pink Clairo mush meat
https://www.tiktok.com/@vinnylocasto/video/7674726405145447693
Making fuck with horn dog corn. Dog Clairo
claire "pretty girl" cottrill grew up to be the biggest heaux of them all
A Clairo so pretty I wanna cum in her daddy's face
Hayley Williams
The Clairo torture schtick
Tomorrow I'm gonna get some colored pencils and draw some dead & sexy Clairos
caged and plugged for taytay
https://www.tiktok.com/@thereiruinedit/video/7674389777445047583
Olivia wearing pantyhose sitting on my face
Olivijogging then removing sneakers and socks and planting feet on my face
OLIVIJOGGING?????
Olivia eating meatloaf and sharp gut pains farting in front of a tiny tv
As part of an occult ritual, Dua and taytay are locked in a room together. Each can only leave by eating the other (due to occult shenanigans both are physically capable of swallowing the other whole). Who walks out? Does the loser voluntarily submit or get overpowered?
Dua devours in midnight witchcraft hours
we need a fat clairo era
>>131264977NO
>>131264977streets are saying this
>>131265005Die
>>131265011don't shoot the messenger
Molesting hungry Clairo and chomping and stomping
Slices of smoke cured Clairo flood the grease and melt the cheese of lustful nom noms
Clairo birthday beef pachanga
Addie - analGracie - pussyLivvie - blowjobTate - eat assPhoebe - water sports
Tate - eat ass
Tate? eat ass!
>>131265210my penis in taylor's mouth
Tasting TayTay Titty Moles
>>131265238room for two?
>>131265264i'm sure if we bundle our penises together reeeal tight we can make them fit :)
Have a snack first
Olivia squeezing her tits together and frowning
and farting
>>>/tv/222599072
I deserve this
>>131265472All main pop girls in a harem with Hunter as the queen
>>131265535Now this is an honest to god humiliation ritual
>>131265778Being a drake fan is a humiliation ritual
RIP Hayden Panettiere :(((
Gayden Tranettiere
>>131265804WTFFF
>>131265804Taylor outlasted
>>131265810Rude
>>131265838kys
Olivia Rodrigo
livvy face, pits, boobs, tummy, legs and toes
>>131261610The OG 1989 is so much better sounding than the TV but Red TV vastly outmogs OG Red. Desperately wish she'd do Reputation TV.
>>131266085I don't wanna get crass here but I would really like to have sex with Olivia
>>131266304He's just like me
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ro7V-ioDcgc
What she doing
>>131265535>>131265549You can tell they're fake when they got zero tattoos or piercings
>>131265804She had some wonderful pussy pics. F
Drizzy won
>>131265538Pixie Gracie!
>>131265804uncbros in shamblesninny how you holding up
>>131267252it's an anxiety thing
>>131267252My name is pink and I’m really glad to eat you
One day I'll slurp high proof butterfly's blood off the tiny tits of Hayden Panettiere in the hottest part of Hell. One day.
>>131268332 She was so hot in that mid scream movie
gm
>>131268518
Telling awful jokes and fake-laughing with Dua "No Soap Radio" Lipa
>>131268518Bina!
Olivia Benson Swift has died. F
>>131268634Meow meow :(
>>131268634Finally
Olivia Rodrigo has died2003-2026
Olivia the Pig has died2009-2026
apolgy for bad englishwhere were u wen olivia rodrigo diei was at house eating dorito when phone ring"Livvy is kil""no"
IIIIIIIIIIII JUST DIED IN YOUR LIV TONIGHTMUST OF BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID
>>131268634She's not even the oldest of her 3 cats, if you wanted it to be believable you'd have said Meredith
>>131268728>He knows her cat statsGrim
>>131268746Meredith is literally the cat 4chan named
Blood and cum are connected forever because of Olivia "Hemoglobin" Rodrigo
billboard lets gooooo
>>131268758Oh shit I forgot that one lol
if livvy dies i legit kms
>>131268815This but Taylor. She's supposed to outlive me since we're around the same age and I don't want to be in a world with her not in it.
^^ lmao
>>131268815>>131268831Same for both
Nigga pushing 40 is worried about Taylor Swift dying
Nigger pushing 30 is worried about Olivia Rodrigo dying
if ari dies i legit kms
yuh
if amy winehouse dies i legit kms
I started the legit kms schtick
if "I started the legit kms schtick" guy dies i legit kms
Whoopi Goldberg has been murdered in Mexico.F
swifties, what the frick is going on here?
>>131268975my beautiful sperglor
>>131268975She's talking to Jack off-camera you can see his dumb glasses coming in and out of frame, also this is really fucking old by now
Motherfuck Sister Act!
if drizzy dies i legit kms
if ava max dies i legit kms
Already dead to me.You owe me a meet & greet from the grace bitch!!!!X-{
if rita ora dies i legit kms
if mica dies i legit kms
Mica death ouroboros
Making a deathmask of Oliviafeet
Hope wpop is having a good Monday
The site will go under maintenance in about an hour
Bad news for "if 4chan dies i legit kms" poster
guess I'll just go look at Taytay coomer accounts in the meantime then
>>131269130share some, twin
I'm going to die of a penis induced heart attack. I still haven't listened to the last 2 Olivia albums
Did the singer from Wet Leg get raped or something? usually when women intentionally make themselves ugly and buff there's rape involved
>>131269404
Deep throat that burrito for Olivia "It's so Huge!" Rodrigo
RIP 4chan.
>>131269542where else am I supposed to talk about how much I love Taylor Swift
>>131269560Just message her and tell her.
livvy still got aoty btw
>>131269353
>>131269569I did this and a black van started following me around for like 3 weeks
>>131269584>YWN get v& by Taylor
>>131269295listen to them already fool
>>131269407
>>131269660I want to love and protect her small body
You really ran with the "shutting down 4chan for 3 hours" schtick :-(
towards a schtick-free world
Fooby won
>>131269794Sorry I can't be on the same side as Taylor
i legit almost killed myself that was the worst 3 hours
>>131269794We love to see it!
She really is the world's youngest millennial
>>131269812I wanted to kiss you though
The pile of old cummy paper towels in the corner has started to stink like strawberry yogurt
Gonna stop drinking all together in honor of Hayden. It's time
>>131269794this gracie shade
>>131269866she's so beautifullllll :sob: :sob: :sob:
Jack Antonoff is a pedo
>>131270041Horrible black scribble tattoos. Fucking degenerate shit
audrey hobert having a moment now more people need to be taking the audrey hobert pill
audrey hobert looks like she sells perfume at the fucking mall!
@livbedumb
>>131269866Olivia Rodrigo dancing in lingerie
audrey hobert looks just like synth tranny wendy carlos. I shall NOT be listening
@livbemywife
I love Audrey Hobert. I can't stand Malcolm Todd thougheverbeit
>>131269866>espteinlivia when another loose end gets tied
>>>/ck/22156774
>>131270108Fucking retard disrespecting Wendy CarlosKys
synth tranny wendy carlos
>>131270138You're pretty Switched On, anon
>>131270171THIS KICKS ASS!!!! X-)
She needs to let them out like this again
One time I convinced this girl at a bar in Brooklyn that I was an editor for the New York Times. She was cute and kinda looked like Phoebe
>>131270184Nooo it doesn't. Fuck video games, Fuck Sonic and FUCK YOUUUU for pretending to be me!!!X-((
>>131270202Creepy serial rapist behavior
>>131270202You are attracted to men and dicks and balls and jizz on your face
Motherfuck Fortnite!
Motherfuck Ernest P. Worrell!
>>131270223Same
>>131269570nice joke
>>131270216I'm a hopeless romantic >>131270223Some dudes are hot but all dicks are ugly
Motherfuck Mukbangs!
Deport schtickposter's ass to /ck/
which poster wears panda dunks
I only wear Chuck Taylors
>>131270434Tripfags
>>1312704122022 was your last chance to wear panda ducks. I don't make the rules
Ain't nobody here but us chickens
Buffalo
>>131270496Lmaooo the typo is better
>>131270531kys
>>131270521Wingstop is p mid
American goyslop
I can't believe Hayden Panettiere died :/
RIP to a real nigga
Quarter pounder with Clairo
>>131270531
if addy dies i legit kms
if bina dies i won't kms but i'll be sad for a while
Livvy
>>131270734>>131270734>>131270734
