Big expectations editionThread theme: https://youtu.be/nBv5BzFpvvEAnnouncements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>10) We're not kissing any boys that are passive.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/august-08/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.07.14-2026.08.14/g:pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.07.14-2026.08.14/g:pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/>>131284466
manifesting becoming livvy when i wake up tomorrow
sky <3
>>131292802>>131292797Have her write a song that doesn't actively irritate me first.
>>131292771Where do you stand on humor/levity/cleverness in (pop) music overall, Ninny? You seem like you really go for schmaltz and big blunt sentimentalism (Maggie, Ethel etc). No fun allowed?
>Lets rip em off, top to bot, let's rockIs my pick for bar of the year.
>"I won't settle for a guy with a fake job">proceeds to date a guy with the fakest job imaginable
>>131292808>>131292819<3<3<3
>>131292841
But in all seriousness, I'm just not the target demo at all.
>>131292841cute livvy
>>131292825I like fun, but it has to make me laugh or smile. Fun for its own sake pisses me off. With minor exception, Ska Punk makes me want to club seals. I hate everything about it.As for fun Pop music, I like "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. Does that count?For something completely different, imagine a fusion of Bay Area Thrash + Swedish Hardcore + Pop Punk/Melodic Hardcore. Sound heinous? On the contrary, it's awesome:https://youtu.be/pekh0XTXHVohttps://youtu.be/HGc-QZohXk0
This is literally me in a world full of evil, bitter, phony people
>>131292841LIV YOU BITCH!!!X-(((((((
https://www.tiktok.com/@elijahyasin/video/7675370522191957279
>>131292914I can see her body through the dress.
>>131292835I really don't get what people see in that stupid song.
>>131292947Good
The No Talent Value Menue Faggots are using my schtick to promote shitty ass McDonalds :-(
>>131292802>>131285767>>131292860Got any charts, /wpop/?
Eat my ass, Ninny
>>131292901>As for fun Pop music, I like "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. Does that count?No, I think that's one for the seal clubbing file as well. But as an indicator of how your pop palate is calibrated it works fine.
DieNineveh,Die
Rolling out fresh tortillas with Dua "Mamacita" Lipa
>>131292951Peak mentioned https://youtu.be/Rt9tW3cMLhI
>>131293011FMK
>>131292997I also like: Michael Jackson, Rick Astley, Divinyls, Blondie, Vennu Malesh, Gary Numan, The Weather GirlsThoughts?
>>131293041My thoughts?Wow, just like the rest of the planet!
Gary Numan has hit legal daughters
>>131293090Hot* Echo Numan is hot
what is your favorite thing about livvy?
THE WAY YOU MAKEA ME FEEL NOW ,LIVVYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>131293107like looks or music wise
We built this Livvy!We built this Livvy on ROCK N ROLL!
>Dua Lipa’s “Training Season” re-enters the Billboard Global 200 chart at #170.
Audrey Hobert > Taylor Swift
>>131293284Let's not get crazy
>>131293299Audrey Hobert > Olivia Rodrigo
>>131293314duh
>>131293314Yeah right.
>>131292835Is this the reigning queen of slutcore?
>>131293342Is this the reigning queen of stomp clap hey?
>>131293395No, Audrey Hobert is a better stomp clap hey musician than Faggie Joggers.
>>131293395>>131293406>muh stomp clap heyRuh roh!
>>131293433
new Maggie dropped https://youtu.be/PKVOeQICi1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaXAMuhIe7YSpiritually stomp clay hey(I actually like this song sorry wpop bros)
I went to a hipster millennial barcade the other and they had maggie rogers blasting
>Yeah, I’d agree with you—Maggie Rogers is definitely a little bit stomp-clap-hey. She’s basically the more polished, electronic, artsy cousin of the Mumford & Sons genre. “Alaska” is absolutely giving stomp-clap-hey vibes.
If you start hearing this playing in your neighborhood, your rent is going up.
>>131293481This would go hard in a credit card commercial.
>>131293481>>131293491>>131293514You gonna call these Stomp Clap Hey too?https://youtu.be/nD3G3j0VEwMhttps://youtu.be/IHi5jq2P_Zkhttps://youtu.be/WdrNXRdkuG4https://youtu.be/SylF32J2g8khttps://youtu.be/bR1d8l92Q8Qhttps://youtu.be/Ga3A7w2wvxs
>>131293548Yes
>>131293532lmao, that might actually be true.
>>131293548yup
Hello.Broke up and lost all my friends...again. How is this shithole doing? Still getting spammed?
>>131293584>>131293615You're just saying that to piss me off on purpose. Sadly, it's sorta working. Then again, something something arguing with fools something something.
>>131293625But you're my friend
>>131293625I missed you bird!!!
Didn't even get into an orgy, it would have sucked unironically from the pics but I had the right to choose>>131293647yeah, I meant IRL friends
Grimes is back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rewELybuw&list=RDv3rewELybuw&start_radio=1
>drizzyposting dies>nineveh and bird come back
>>131293660What the fuck is this dude's major malfunction?
>>131293660Oh so Halsey can't make out with underage fans but being a pedo is fine
>>131293684i HATE jack offtonov
>>131293682>>131293684Phoebe won
>>131293660scaruffi just gave it a 5/10 today
>scaruffi
>>131293701>>131293704He don't miss
^_^
>>131293716L*na on suicide watch
>>131293653thanks
Lana's on Burger King watch
>Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd (2023), 4.5/10Nah fuck this nigga
I'm gonna rape that italian faggot
dont rate lana, music for fat girls and normalfag but "too complex for top 40" girls
We at LiviesHQ made the call to Netanyahu.No more Burger King for L*na.
ethel cain is "music" for people who draw furry porn
>>131293742fuck off zp
>>131293742Her music is too boring. She dresses and does this whole gothic southern witch thing just to make bland pop music
>>131293753Choli
>>131293716Hmm, same rating I gave Preacher's Daughter.
Pop shouldnt be boring, give me club music musica para mover el culo gay musici want xcx, six sex, even the german trans one, no zara larsson no gracie abrams or the ugly chick, no lana definitely
Ninny is scaruffi!?
scarooly
tooly is fooly!?
>>131293756
>>131293766straights make the worst and most boring music
>>131293752See, that's why you take the hack's route and make everything a "concept" album, preloaded with its own wikis and annotations. Tortured storytelling elements excuse everything.
I keep getting cum on my comforter :-/
>>131293876i fucking love livvy
>>131293926Just stop cumming
>>131293876about to do it
>>131293951do what
going to get high and fuck my fleshlight tosix sex or chappell? can someone pick for me
>>131293965dont worry about it
>>131293966Chappell because she has a big fat ass
>>131293995shes a balding circus freak
>>131294024fuck off zp
>>131294024You lost
>>131294024This has been debunked
Dippin' Doolys
Odessa A'zion
Tile windows of vids or pics of both sexy women and jerk to both at the same time
mr. homo looking at her hairline
Cooly attempting to sell the NES-001
>>131294068i do this with olivia and taytay
>>131294093Yes, but do you get completely naked, get on your knees and fuck your lubed up while cumming and farting??? Hmmm???
>>131294109well, not the farting
Farting, farting and farting
what do u have like a kink for farting dude what??>>131294077i need my cock in that asshole right NOWWWWWWWW
>>131294161>a kink for fartingI just strain really hard to shoot out all the cum I can and that leads to farting
>>131294177what the fuck dude? this is the strangest shitpost i like some of oyur dua posts but i dont get it
>>131294187I'm a legitimate serious weirdo. I freak bird out.
>>131294225you dont freak me out that wayi just wonder if youre serioushypercoomer if u are
>>131294231It's like when you sneeze too hard and accidentally fart at the same time. Same thing just with cum
>>131294055Nice
>>131294077SUPERTHICCC
>>131294234Hahahahah you cant be seriousare you the baby Lipa guy too?hhahahaha im laughing too much to jerk off for now
Yes I created the Baby Lipa schtick
no you h ave a thing for farting i remember all those postsbe honest tell us why do u like dua for thathttps://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/farting%20dua/
hahahahahah trhe baby lipa posts the baby lopa posts make me laugh so hard ngl
the Baby Lipa schtick
>>131294277>Dua Lipa playing basketball, slam dunking, smiling, and farting Lol I forgot about that one. I'm just running with the farting gag
im gonna start dating only asian girls and maybe black girls no more whitegirsl no more CHEATING ALT BITCHES NO MORE BPD HAIRno more latinas fuck em tooblack and asianoreo
biy do you fart and cum or just shitpost thats so weird dueddcum normally
nsfi sand if you could who shod show dua lipa your posts imgange i f they didand dua lipa saw yout posts dudeits far mre normal that u cum and jerk to heer than you wariting about farting and her farting and smiling???
>>131294316I fart and come like 40% of the time idk I'm weird. Smiling and farting is something i believe realistically that Dua does
hahahhahaai saw the ashnikko poster saying they miss me youre nice dudethe jane guy im not mad at youi wish i was cumming balls deeep in ashnikko right now fuckin gbitch i wanna get ASHNIKKO PREGNANTTTTTTTTTTTTT and suck on her MASSIVE TITS
I love bird
>>131294352weeeeeeeeeirdooooo use a plug or somethig so u dont fart and cum dont ruin the cum with farting actually it isnt weird you know it happens with nala that you get shit on your dick and it has hapepned to me a fair amount fucking bitch so its normal id say i dont kknow whydont think im insutling you im notyoure veeeeeery funny
anal sex with ashnikko and she ends up leaving some shit on my cock but she has to be tight ngl
>>>/pol/541088180
>I'm naked......around you...and it feels so right....
Good morning, wpop.
>>131295744Morning!
>>131295751Morning to you, my Buddy.
Same person
>>131295768What's got you up so early? Working out?
i posted choli in another board and people called me a zesty fruity ass fagfirst off why, and second off how did they know?
>>131295881Nah, went to bed earlier than normal, woke up and couldn't settle down.
Nino what would tate H's tummy?
Rate**But let's do Tate too I guess
My updated top 5 people list Rasputin L Ron Hubbard Jake LaMotta PT Barnum Bo Jackson
>>131296174>>131296186Both are very well toned. Between those two, I'll take Halsey.Maggie doesn't have too many bikini pics.https://www.tiktok.com/@maggierogers/video/7259889580193746219
What are your latest purchases?
Olivia Rodrigo CD
>>131296247Lemme attach this.
I love Pop Music Creative Consultant Rachel Sennot!
audrey hobert is going to be the most successful popstar of this current gen z cohert. she is a slow burn. watch what happens in the next 5 years.
>>131296504Let's not count our chicks. We'll see what happens, but Audrey Hobert crossing over into the Billboard 100 was not on my bingo card. I just thought "Sue Me" was a lame disposable tune that filled my gym's playlist, but that Tiny Desk concert is getting much more traction than anticipated.
>>>/v/745737630
>>131296379>Fatimawpop
Pop Music Video Star Rachel Sennot
Rachel Sennot has been reported by many as an aggressively toxic and domineering presence in the pop music industry and is heavily suspected to be in the Tom Bina files
Love her. Totally waiter vibes
>>131296716Perfect OST because listening to Tate McRae makes me wanna murder people
>>131292802ninny, you're adorable>>>/tv/222671096
its uphttps://youtu.be/XVidb31I-K0
its uphttps://youtu.be/FPLBxcZMfxA
>>131294077i see 20 000 better asses on OF every day
>>131296913>>131294035
White people be like, "I'm so stoked to binge watch the new videos from Swiftologist and Anthony Fantano!"
Wpop is a Todd In The Shadows general
Off-topic, but I hate when tattoo artists post their work with filters and the saturation turned down all the way. Post what your shit actually looks like
We despise any kind of so called "music influencer."
>>131297002we also despise muttlivia
>>131296504>most successfulI don't know about that, but I hope she's in it for the long run, both as a performer and collaborator. She's by far the strongest "confessional" pop songwriter of this current batch. If she's open to influences beyond the usual suspects I'm certain that she can achieve greatness down the line.
>>131297014>>131294035
>>131297014no one's saying this + Drizzy lost
>>131297014Incorrect.
>>131296955I like Todd a lot more than Fantano. His jokes and persona in older vids were kinda cringe though
>>131297014We do be hearing this more and more
olivia isn't even the more popular olivia lol lost to a 1 year old album lol all mentions of olivia/livvy will refer to dean and rodrigo can be called something else. law of the jungle or something
Olivia Dean = Best Olivia
early morning seether melty hits the best
>>131297059DangElla won
>>131297041livvy! <3
>>131297059How's Iceman doing
>>131297059so true! man i need mogs muttrigos (rodrigo, not nigro) entire discography
Olivia Rodnigro lol
>>131297093Things believer by fat schizos who think exercise is a jewish scam
bina
You guys remember when they banned me for quoting Lord of the Flies?
>>131297158a wpop low point fer sure
Bina
let a thousand binas bloom
Addy headband
addy bb youre wearing your underwear on your head
addy bb
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA
Halsey might actually pivot into movies now. She already produced that Hero Balthazar movie, and she's a writer on at least 3 projects that we know of. She was also at Cannes meeting with a bunch of investor bros
>>131297268how do i get my pile of shitty spec scripts into halsey's hands
>>131297166>>131297158Bans couldn't be more arbitrary. Simply entertaining a silly fantasy was cause for a ban.
Addison Rae
>>131297279Couldn't find a way to contact Halsey's team. But Get IMDB pro and start calling around. Research the agency's LinkedIn a bit so you can name-drop some people
Throw Addy Off the Bridge
She's always drinking
Addy got ran over by a reindeer!
I hope for Christmas 2026 they finally let Charli play butthole games
STOP TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME I DONT LIKE YOU!!!X-(((
but i want to be your friend..
fucking Caroline Polachek
Motherfuck friends!
>>131297363crazy she chooses to look like that. what's up with the ugly celebrity meta where they make themselves look unsettling on purpose.
>>131297432Motherfuck youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfamBoa_zYQ
Now, buttermilk biscuits here we goSift the flour, roll the doughClap your hands and stomp your feetMove your butt to the funky beat Huh huh!
>>131297425Did they...?
>>131297432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-da_xcbEQ
>>131297467Yes
addy supremacy
>>131297470That's a rock song
Now THIS is what REAL rock music sounds like X-((https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFw-g_mhr2XesZazjmnWOdjrfYF-BpH2K
>>131297488what?
STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME!!!!!!!!X-((((((
I'm a faggot and all my schticks suck X-))))))
>>131297524I dunno, that post looks exactly like you... >>131297502
fucking Addison Rae and Tate McRae
Watching Baby Looney Tunes with Baby Lipa and an anvil falls out of sky and crushes her skull while saying MEEP MEEP
Someone got rejected and very butthurt X-]
Schtickposter fell the fuck off
Schtickposter is the Tyga of wpop
Schtickposter shared Ta-Nehisi Coates' The Case for Reparations with everyone he knew, calling it a "trenchant" piece of writing
Chill out and have some Iced Dua Juice. And get your own fuckin' schtick!
Iced Dua Juice was discontinued in favor of Iced Tom Bugs Juice dude, you need to move on from the past
>>131297532I love Tate McRaecist
everyone make some noise for fat bina!!! "WOOOOO"*thud* *thud* *thud**huhhhhhhhh*"sup niggas its fat bina"
>>131297631I hate this>>131297647No
>>131297647She wouldn't say that word
sup niggas its fat bina
how am i supposed to be straight after listening to livvy?
i like my binas like i like my coffee
Are we thinking Debut TV, Rep TV or TS13?
>>131297767Tom Waits covers album
>>131297767The original good versions
Taylor Swift threatens to release new music
>>131297767There's no way she rushes out TS13 (hopefully). Probably debut.
>>131297767what is this?
>>131297801Apparently these are being spotted in public, still trying to find the source though
ts = this shit
TS =Trans Sexual
>>131297840Lmao it looked like the BMW crashed into the white car in the thumbnail
it will be interesting to see how she approaches the faux country accent in the rerecording
morning guyshad a sex dream with the new ugly chick ngl it wasnt bad
>>131297995I love them!
Slapped my dick against the screen for Ashnikko butt
im 27 and balding
ngl ashnikko sloppy seconds would go hard19 yo spic zoomette texting me, should i get some sex out of it shes kinda insecure and a friend but i wanna see anyways
>>131298051that poor girl
>>131298051depends on how old you are
>>131298067>>131298076shes honestly super cute and we hang out but I JUST KNOW that this is my chance25 and 19 isnt that big of an age gap
>>131298051Tear that pussy up and feel good about yourself
>>131298081>25 and 19 isnt that big of an age gapyou're lowkey a pedophile but I can't stop you so
Addison Rae about to be executed
>>131298115NOO!!!!!!
>faggison gay
the tree of wpop must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of addys and binas
>>131298111even ai thinks that age gap is ok
youre still a pedophile
>>131298115???? what did she do
>>131298115Lol what a porker
wokescold ai, gonna do it anyways
Which poster eats at Hungry Howies
>>131298115c-can I have her dead body afterwards? I have my reasons
>>131298111No he's not AOC is Bs once a girl bleeds its only her concern who she has sex with. If she wants to get unc slammed its her problem. Nothing wrong with age gaps.
>>131298250
