terrorizer editionold: >>131297274faq: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
>>131305478What went wrong with David Vincent?
>>131305485Not his best but way better than the last couple for me.
Hateful riffshttps://youtu.be/BVYboAeVdw4?is=1uN8dJQtn_nCNCrj
>>131305982Weak riffs
>>131305485
>>131305485>get haul from normal to lefty metal mailorder >in the box is just a shit ton of flyers of more shit to buy>get haul from ultra sketch nsbm mailorders>includes note saying you rock, posters and usually 1-2 extra sketch albumsNazis are weirdly locked in on the positive customer experience part.
>>131306007Not on average, I've had both experiences with both sides. Last "sketchy" shit I got rarely came with anything.Based Forgjord bro though.
>>131306029Basically you are right. It's more a thing of how the mailorder / label is doing right now and if they like your order / are a regular. But lately the sketchy shit seems more generous. Not that it can't flip in a year or two. Iirc matelaid man from ukraine was also a bit stingy, but he also didn't take much extra for shipping int. So that's that.
First song sounds pretty good. Breakdown part sounds heavy. Hardly any samples in the songs themselves it sounds like. It would be cool if they get more serious with this.https://infectiousjelqing.bandcamp.com/album/blunt-induced-cannibalism
>>131306191"Real Wigger Slam" only consists of the Myscape Wigger Slam scene and the New York Death Metal Scene. What is known by ""Wigger" Slam" is nothing but Deathcore with questionable real Wigger Slam influence. When people try to argue that bands like Internal Bleeding are not real Wigger Slam, while saying that INFECTIOUS JELQING is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake Wigger Slam as The Slamburglars (plus the autism). Real Wigger Slam sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake Wigger Slam is weak, corny and a failed attempt to direct energy and swag into music. Some examples of REAL WIGGER SLAM are Epicardiectomy, Repudilation, Entorturement, Necrofuckphilia and New Yorkment . Some examples of FAKE WIGGER SLAM are INFECTIOUS JELQING, ARSENY and BOLTCUTTER. WIGGER SLAM BELONGS TO BRUTAL DEATH METAL NOT TO DEATHCORE, BEATDOWN OR ANY OTHER -CORE GENRE
>>131306191>$5 for 5 minsdem wiggas hustlin
>>131306199man tits copied this text and pasted it>>131306209Way to out yourself as poor
>>131306182I don't really care if I get extra. Usually when the label throws in an extra CD it's because no one's fucking buying them, and that's for good reason.My favourites have largely been from the artists themselves who aren't always politically leaning either way. Usually you get a small note asking for support.One I got was from a guy who I think is christian, the music isn't explicit but has that theme and a bunch of his previous projects of his were explicit but I dunno if they were "it's great" or "fuck christianity", and he included a note apologising for the delay in shipping it as he was abroad. Ironically it had come well within time already and was quicker than I expected for that kind of thing anyway.
>>131306221>get a small note asking for supportthanking for support*
>>131306221>don't care if I get extraI think I actually do. Especially if they kinda pick the shelf sitter freebee with some love and don't bag shit. Not that I expect it and best boughts are at shows anyway. But if I gonna get 10 LPs from a store the little things can make sure I'm doing it again.They all juggle their inventories with each other anyway.
>>131306256I guess on a bulk order like that then sure, but really my perspective is I just want it to arrive in good time in decent condition and not fuck me about. That's all I really ask.Sometimes the CDs they've thrown in for me have been absolutely atrocious albums, or one was a fucking film OST for some black culture comedy despite my order fully being metal.
Just download or stream like most people do. Physical media is dead.
>>131306364*Tel-Aviv impressed*
>>131306364I also pirate some flacs but if I like something I also like throwing money at it. It's not like I bankrupt myself on that.Streaming itself is for cattle tho, too much disappearing, very bad quality, if paid or with ads you support some top 40 shit.I rather spin my funko plates.
>>131305485https://youtu.be/1qDRag96eF0?is=AamZ8TXV1OM9lehthttps://youtu.be/Rthl_O4_G2o?is=E6xR_HXjCdamANIshttps://youtu.be/apPxc12UIc0?is=lN4rcTKiM5YFTDCQhttps://youtu.be/nBhX2dhHi3M?is=kckqCjIV8uTIdHGbhttps://youtu.be/fPFutucWIog?is=0lGEwA4LALG7Bq0i
>>131306364I do all that then just buy the shit I like. I have no life or hobbies outside of music so if I didn't buy physical media, hopefully for fun gimmicks, I'd not spend my disposable income on fucking anything else besides beer.
this is a straight edge general
>>131306440Correct.
>>131306440>>>/punk/
>>131306440plant eating pussy
Opinions on Summoning?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfkDH3F1GA
>>131306627Terminally mediocre.
>>131306663desu i dont like lotr themed music
you wont find a song with better mixing on the drums.https://youtu.be/moaTy4vQ2BY?si=JU1fC0UzUwZPrPVE
>>131306663I guess the same. Sometimes they get the atmosphere right but then they have those weird melodies that are straight up annoying somehow. Like songs appearing in an album where you immediatelly think "oh noo not that melody again"
>>131306627Painfully average
death metal with hip hophttps://youtu.be/SNK6acvOL1U?si=GToZoCxtHQqSKYHM
>physical mediaBased
>physical media
>>131306794ye
blasting>Ministry - Bad Blood (Alternate Mix)
>>131306788Faux slam
>>131306627As I said at the end of last thread, I just discovered how good they are with "Old Mornings Dawn" but I almost dislike the LotR gimmick. Never read the books, didn't enjoy the movies, and I'd prefer they talk about real life lore. Impressive music but LotR is enough to turn me off.>>131306705Saw them live last week and it was unbelievably brutal, they were at least as good as Cryptopsy which I didn't expect. They didn't have a bassist on stage, it was two guitarists but they had the low-end.
>pyfw during an emergency hospitalization for venomous spider bite you were forced to stop doing heroin because the doctor told you your veins collapsed and you decided to become an alcoholic instead but while your liver was still strong you wrote the best thrash metal anti bush songs that mogged slayers entire career
>>131306881>but LotR is enough to turn me offThat's a bit cringe that it puts you off entirely, it's just samples and lyrics you can't even hear. It's the music that matters.This is no different than getting put off from lyrics being sexist or problematic or whatever.
Tool
>>131306895I've seen people filtered by vocals or record scratches, but gimmick? That's a new one
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131307019KILL YOURSELFFFFFFFF
>>131307062Based S.O.D enjoyer
>>131306217>man tits copied this text and pasted itdid you discover the internet yesterday?
>>131307067cant take it, never couldtime to end it, wish you could
>>131306627Not black metal Windir is what summoning intended to be
>>131305511Got pegged TOO EXTREMEly by his horse-faced wife during his time in the genitorturers, now he walks around wearing cowboy hats and talking like Randy Savage 24/7 to compensate for his totally BLASTED butthole
>>131306881what self-respecting white man doesn't like lotr?
>>131307254you didn't post this last thread I was getting worried
>>131307288I've never posted it beforetake your meds
>>131307273I opened for Morbid Angel a while back when they were on tour with Grave and Dark Funeral(?) and all the MA guys looked like something out of a Motley Crue album insert lmao.
>>131305485Skipped the first track though
>>131307299>R-27266592-1685723620-6439.jpg
>>131307302The first track is one of the best ones though. Top 3.
>>131307310Are new are you, faggot?
>>131307300I opened for your band in Finland recently, but your vocalist stopped the show and run away after 2 minutes, kinda embarrassing
>>131307344SAAAAR
>>131307353kwab
>>131307389he abandoned us
>>131307353?
>>131307300Given you told this story literally yesterday, why are you now confused about who you opened for?Starting to think you're just repeating a madeup story for clout.
>>131307470I talked about Dark Funeral and their tips for removing corpse paint but didn’t think that was yesterday? Unless you saw me talking about opening for Vital Remains but those were two different shows.
>I'm sorry, I can't generate a Pepe the Frog version of Varg Vikernes stabbing a Wojak version of Euronymous. Besides infringing on the likeness of copyrighted characters and actual persons, the violent subject matter is also a breach of the standard terms of engagement.
making this shit up as you go
>>131307229underrated
>>131307551Nah it's quite mid. It only gets rated as "the one not-shit release they've done" and I think that's entirely fair.
>>131307545Who are you talking to.
>>131307563all three albums are great
>>131307563Nah, it is really good, everything that came after the split with Infernal War is boring, although the demo version of Prism mogs
>>131307551I really like the production on it, especially bass
>>131307279I've had this converstation many times. I'm interested in the books but I not horny for fiction so I'm not in a hurry to read them, and I just didn't like the movies at all. My high school friend had the good idea once after a smoke sesh to marathon the whole director's cut trilogy, something like 9h hours of ugly CGI and fantasy politics, and I was just blown away by how fucking terrible it was. Our friend from uni passed away in the couch in about 10 minutes and after an hour-and-a-half I went to sleep too.Every time LotR is discussed I must say I didn't like the movies and everyone is baffled every time. And everyone agrees when I say the CGI and storyline are cringe, for some reason, but "it's LotR man!"So yeah I have to read the books. I'm a philosophy guy, I find pleasure in theory and thinking, fiction makes me sleepy and bored.
>>131307674Hold the fuck upYour friend died while you guys were watching the movie and just fuckin' went to sleep!? AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER??
>>131307684Yeah he died of cringe. More seriously he died of a birth defect 9 years ago. He still haunts my dreams sometimes and I want him to fuck off, I struggled less with grief when my papa died when I was a kid. I don't wish for your best buddy to kick the bucket, if you have a homie who's close to you tell him you love him (no homo).So we were at his house in the dark spooky forest up in the mountains (no lie, dude lived in the middle of no-network nowhere), with our university buddy, we were heavy stoners. Smoked weed all night, listened to Bongripper and stuff, got a bit drunk, and in the early morning when we were a bit tired, dude said "hey guys you know what? let's watch the whole fucking LotR director's cut trilogy while smoking weed dude". So yeah dude whatever, you're the host and everything. But we were lynched. Our uni buddy got in the couch, opening credits and everything, and he started snoring like a puppy. Smoked a blunt with my high school friend, watched like 1h30 of it, and I didn't tell him it was trash but the atmosphere in the room was weird like he was locked the fuck in and I was just looking around his fucked up spooky house (I shit you not there were stuffed animals everywhere and his mom was a hoarder and a fortune teller so you had all these occult magical shit everywhere) and I sometimes tried watching the movie, but couldn't get into it because... it's just not good, man.So I watched 1/6 of the director's cut trilogy then crashed in his mom's bed because I couldn't handle it. Not the weed but the film. And my friend kept watching it. Weird friends I had but they were the best, bless my homie's soul wherever it may rest.
Stoners are worse than alcoholics
>>131307834And pissing your pants is better than shitting them but neither are good times.
>>131307844Imagine wearing pants and not the superior and patrician camo cargo shorts
>>131307254
Darker Than Black’s distro Merchant of Death is shutting down. >They got him.
>>131306199my friends are all woke leftists, are they going to stop talking to me if i say "wigger"?
>>131307674>>131307788how do I unsubscribe from your fucking blog? I’m not surprised such a self-absorbed boring pothead doesn’t get tolkien.
>>131307854I’m not in my 40s yet unc.
>>131307854baggy camo shorts and fat black skate shoes with a beefy death metal tee (before shirts were all thin and cheap) is peak late 90s/00s metalfag
Paul Ledney (American Varg) of Profanatica steam rolling the false Black metalistshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53wG8iC6lWY
>>131306364i wish i wasn't born in brazil bc even the underground releases here are super duper expensive :(
>>131307968Still amazes me that I'm 2 years older than the dawg yet I don't look like a roided orc
>>131306627Oath Bound is one of the greatest BM albums.
>unironic 40-year olds shitposting on a Friday nightweren't you supposed to start a family and own a house by now lmao
>>131307998it’s Friday morning retard
>>131308003thisreminder that PST (aka West Coast) is the protagonist of time zones
>>131307968Guy is funnierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSeH3jhpI58
>>131307998Why would either of those things preclude you from shitposting on the 'Chan?
>>131307949It's Peter Jackson I don't get, Tolkien is probably fine. But I watched "Bad Taste" and "The Feebles" and I loved them, no problem, it's his blockbuster era that sucks.Is Tolkien's work this fucking good in written form? Isn't it essentially loreslop for D&D game masters?
>>131307998It’s almost noon here in flyoverstan and I’m at work.
>>131307998It's my life. I can do what I want with it.
>>131308090>comparing Tolkien's comparatively small corpus to the absolute shit shoveled heap of D&D loreForgotten Realms alone is an absolute fucking dredge of terrible writing and terrible ideas jampacked into no less than 300 full length novels
Do you have any guilty pleasure songs? Something your friends or family would never guess you'd be listening to?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5pdgyOzJtE
God I hate stoners
>>131308129Hmmm interesting. Because D&D lore is boring as fuck. The only thing that keeps me from reading the whole Middle-Earth saga is there's a relative fuckton of lore and I'd rather read philosophy if the purpose is to fill my head with random complicated words. And I'm sorry but like I said I'm not thrilled by fiction, there's this lack of whimsy in my life that I replace with either philosophy or genuine occult shit that I find way more interesting (eastern religions are packed with juicy magical aesthetics for example), more metal than "Simsalagrim The Dark from the lands of Thorgoth weaving his wand Magalax to help Frelon the midget carry the Ring of Foresight to cast it into the Big Volcano/Orodater/Amen Faggoth" or something.
>>131308282nah weed is great
dude weed (stoner doom is based)
>>131308391>>131308432Incorrect.
Yeah I'm probably not gonna read the Middle-Earth saga because I'm checking the Wikipedia page and it puts me to sleep already. I read it's supposed to be "a fairytale for adults" and nah, man. I can't. I shan't. I wake up at 8, do shit, eat, shit, then sleep. Don't need no fairytales.Now I'm listening to Summoning and apart from a few synth melodies and nice soundscapes, it remains entry-level atmoshit.
I listen to stoner not when im stoned but when im drunk since weed makes me feel like shit. we are not the same.
All atmoshit is entry level and made especially for tourists
>>131308519Nobody cares fag.
>>131308519I do care anon.>>131308536fuck you faggot
>>131308524Based, I used to go to sleep drunk while blasting Dopethrone
>>131305485yes I'm listening to it again, dammit.I like it
>>131308561yep. Im drunk as shit, blasting amon amarth but I'll blast dopesmoker when Deceiver of the Gods ends
>>131306627Bretty gud, but I prefer Elderwind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFYsuQoi6ewAs far as atmokino goes I also enjoy>Eldamar>Alcest>Grima>Obsequiae>Lustre>Ellende>SkyforestAlso recently came across this and really like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjAb3GXHWdI
PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN,NAZARETH!
Weed riffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wWV6S2Cju0
The following genres are not welcome in this thread: Alternative Metal, Atmospheric Sludge Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Blackgaze, Death Doom Metal, Dissonant Black Metal, Dissonant Death Metal, Djent, Doomgaze, Drone Doom Metal, Folk Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Groove Metal, Kawaii Metal, Mathcore, Neoclassical Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Rap Metal, Symphonic Black Metal, Symphonic Metal, Technical Death Metal, Trance Metal, Viking Metal
>>131306788That's just wigger music lmao.
>>131308547>mimics you in a high pitched voiceWhat now pussy?
>>131306627i love atmospheric music as a whole but primarily black metal, including many bands heavily inspired by summoning, and explored most of their discography, but i cant like it, i find it boring
>weed “riffs”
>>131309007Classic weed riff:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-zmtmgswHw
>>131307202>Windir is what summoning intended to beReally fucking gay?
>“classic” weed “riff”
windir is shitty circus music. no where close to summoning.
>>131309251>windir is shitty circus music. no where close to shitty circus music.
I just roke up
>>131309251Great post. 10/10
You can only have one and the rest are deleted from history. I'm taking Ride the Lighting
We fucking HATE circus music here. DEATH TO SYMPHOSLOP
>>131309345>symphoslop:I>symphoslop (NS):O
>>131307019Great post.
As much as coreshit is hated here it was a really fun time in the early 2010's.
>>131309397The 2010s is where coreshit went to die what are you talking aboutThat's when it became absolutely intolerable slop, even more than it had started in the late 00s
I love symphoslop, and meloshit, and atmoshit, and blackgaze, and post-black expermental avantshit. The only thing I don't love is DSBM.
>>131309412Because you were listening to Attack Attack or other scene girl shit. Christian Metalcore was actually huge back then. Facedown Records had their own little music festivals.
>>131309457>Christian Metalcore was actually huge back then...that's not a good thing? Coreshit with added retardation isn't exactly a recipe for success.Point me to some of this supposedly amazing 10s coreshit then. Given the fact all the better coreshit bands released good albums in the late 00s and swiftly turned to shit, and it was the decade where the entire genre became copycat radioslop, I suspect you are retarded.
>>131309457the only good christian metalcore band is no innocent victim
>>131309482I mean I could give you some good ones but I know you guys don't like that stuff anyway. Just saying that scene was fun
>>131309455DSBM is superior meloshit and avantslop
>>131309455I find it weird that someone would like atmoshit but not DSBM given a bunch of DSBM is just "sad atmoshit".
DSBM aka Dick Sucking Black Metal is gay as fuck thats why.
>>131309531Incorrect.>>131309597Correct.
>>131309686Just say you're filtered and save the time.
The best DSBM has more sovl than all the natureslop and meloslop combined
>>131309728Cry about i- oh wait that's what you'll do anyway LOL
>>131309728Oh nooooo I’ve been filtered from listening to garbage whatever shall I do!!!!
>>131309823Not metal
>>131309858
>>131305478Kreator and slayer completely obliterate metallica and megadoodoo as one
elton john and dying fetus will be featured on a collab album by turnstilethoughts?
>>131310028dying fetus are some of the best businessmen in the genre honestly
dying geriatric are washed up wigger sellouts
>>131306424not metal
>>131305485deceased rules
>>131310011Interesting answer to a question nobody asked.
>>131306440this is a straight up retarded general>>131306627 point in case; Summoning is excellent and peerless up to and including Let Mortal Heroes[...]
>>131306933not metal
>>131308282the worst part about stoners is having to hear about stoners from people who seethe and rageshit themselves over them
>>131309328can I have all four deleted instead?
>>131310106Not a question a statement
>>131310130
Enjoying bass in metal - based or cringe?
>>131310099yea they do
>>131310153i believe in metal every instrument should carry its weight. lazy and or nonexistent bass is not good.
whats this band
>>131305485idk why but this album cover makes me uncomfortable
>>131310143Ooooh I didn’t realize you were a tripfag, that explains it.
>>131310232He's also one of the more retarded ones, and wants to fuck trannies.
>>131310118VICTORY WAITS FOR YOU AND I!PAGAN TERROR'S ON OUR SIDE!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>131310325correction: xhe is a tranny
>>131310346tomato tomato
>>131305485https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_BlwoYkIMc
>Gestapo 666 - No Rules (GG Allin cover)>From the album "Swastika of Satan" >Song could not be more stylistically out of place on the albumWas Gestapo 666 a gag band all along?
>>131309127correct.it is a classic heavy metal riff by Tony Iommi, and is foundational to doom metal, sludge metal, and stoner rock.
>>131310418it's foundational to metal
>>131310424yeah but those 3 subgenres specifically.the downtuning on Master of Reality with slow riffs is something you really see across those 3 subgenres, where other subgenres went faster and didn't downtune so much.
Only Varg is foundational to metal.
>>131310434Okay homosexual
>>131310418>foundational to shit
TONIGHT NOTHING IS TOO SACRED WE DESECRATE AND LIVE IN SIN INHALING THE STENCH OF ROTTEN FLESH AND BURNING WINDS DESCENDFROM BLACKENING SKIES ON SOUNDLESSMAGIC WINGS TO SPREADTHE WORD OF SATAN AND LIVEIN ETERNAL SIN
I went out
FISCUS
who are (your) metal-adjacent friend simulators? I need some more
>>131310821None because I don't need posers on the internet to tell me what metal I'm allowed to enjoy. Especially not peak poser balding roid monkeys.
>>131310827do you have real friends? do you talk to your real friends about music or any type of media? are you letting them tell you what you're allowed to enjoy or are you merely discussing media with them? now explain why watching jewtubers is tantamount to letting them dictate your life for you? why do you believe that's the exchange in the dynamic?
>>131310842I believe that because you are a redditspacing faggot.
>>131310827calling j dawg a poser when he's been working in the metal underground since before you were born is peak retard
>>131310883All he does is fucking care about posers and "twinks". That is peak poser behavior. He is 100% ego and status.If he wasn't a poser he'd shut the fuck up about the "scene" and just stick to music.
>>131310901only posers (like you) get mad at someone calling out posers. he probably shit on some gay poser band you like and now you're butthurt.
>>131310915No only posers go "omg everyone who isnt cool like me is a poser B)" which is jdawg's entire personality. I don't know what he's "shit on" as I don't watch faggots.
The Based Hooligan podcast
Why even watch any metal youtubers? Recs? And don't say reviews because music reviews are peak retardation.
>>131311090I don't have any friends to talk metal with and every time I try on /metal/ I get called a retard.
>>131311090Retardation and insecurity
>>131311103Solution: stop being retarded.Alternative solution: stop giving a shit you fucking idiot.
>>131311103>>131311106>>131311117We're all retards here. Just roll with it. You never outtard the namedfags anyway.
>>131310883>noooo you can’t call my favorite parasocial tuber a poser eeeeiiiieeeeee
>>131311166STOP BEING MEAN ABOUT MY SURROGATE DA- YOUTUBER RIGHT NOW
unless they're playing an instrument and breaking down particular songs, riffs or solos, or it's a serious music documentary about actual factual history, I really don't care about youtubers who just talk about their ignorant opinions.thanks for reading my blog
>>131311208finna make a tiktok about this fr blud
>>131311236>THE /METAL/ SITUATION IS CRAZY
EP of the year
MadballHatebreedTerror
>>131311251>$5 USD on Bandcamp for 7 minutes of musicYEAH, NO THANKS! I'll dl it from DeathGrindClub like a sane person.
>>131311269Not metal
>>131311281every hardcore fan sends bmcel twinks home on a strecher and thus cleaning metal of the poser filth
>>131311269100 Demons25 ta LifeAll Out WarArkangelBlood for BloodBuried AliveCold as LifeDawn of OrionDeformityDownsetEarth CrisisEarthmoverFury of FiveGrimlockIntegrityInternal BleedingIrateJungle RotKickbackKilling TimeMerauderMushmouthNext Step UpNJ BloodlineNo Innocent VictimNo RetreatOne Second ThoughtShattered RealmShockwaveSix Ft DitchStrife
>>131311319I YAM THE MASTAH KILLUH
>>131311319>>131311351
>>131311312>every hardcore fan sends bmcel twinks home on a strecherI'd like to see you try...
>>131311312I'm not allowed in pits of hc shows anymore because I keep my arms down and just jump at people oldfag style but somehow this ends in windmillers getting ambulanced.
I wear glasses so I never get in the pit.>inb4 leave them at bag checkI'm fucking blind w/out my glasses.
>>131311435all the more reason to windmill like a retard>sorry bro, can't see shit
>>131311435Old glasses you don't mind breaking and one of those strings you attach to the temples.
>>131311435I feel you(also I'm like 130 lbs)
>>131311251>BURRRRP>ALRIGHT MORTY WE GOTTA GO TO THE HOOD DIMENSION MORTY>WE GOTTA BUY SUM MUHFUGGIN WEED MORTY
Windhand - Forest clouds
>>131311667Mega (heh) based on two counts! (hehh)
>>131311435I got lasik surgery for this reason. I didn't give a shit about my glasses in any other context but live shows.
>>131311678My eyes are too fucked to get laser surgery, not that I want it anyways.
Thoughts on American NSBM vocalist Warhead Jewgrinder?https://youtu.be/JB54qTcdfIc
>>131311676me like huge large big bobs hehe
>>131311738
>>131311738I don't like them too too big but I do really like Anne Hathaway's set.
>>131311738Based bob enjoyer
>>131311678>>131311697I want to get surgery too, I want to wear those cool aviator sunglasses, with them I'd be a total chadlike a literal 4/10 chad(jej)
>>131311767You'd just look like a wannabe boomer
>>131311767>I want to wear those cool aviator sunglassesHahahaha I've got a pair of those actually! They're prescription though and cost like $500 CAD.
>>131311745how the fuck do they not stare at her tits 24/7 especially if she presents them like that
Total simp holocaust
>>131311804Have some self control man.
>>131311791did you accidentally attach the wrong pic? most bitches would cream their panties over a dude like thatbtw thank fuck I have a jawline like that and I'm not balding but I barely have any facial hair so no stubble for me :I
>>131311839I posted Graham Bonnet because he's indeed the epitome of a chadModern nu-males could never pull off that look
Electric wizard - Return trip
>>131311876Based as fuck. I love the anger in that song.
>electric wizardI actually bought this on etsy, I want to print out a poser of this and frame ithttps://www.etsy.com/listing/1626235440/electric-wizard-fanart-poster-music-wall?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=electric+wizard+vinum+sabbath&ref=sr_gallery-1-6&pro=1&dd=1&content_source=58eb38f1-a847-46e0-84fc-72854e379907%253ALT571a901c353fc7d2f50ac6c4feb960f8cff6c10e&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=58eb38f1-a847-46e0-84fc-72854e379907%3ALT571a901c353fc7d2f50ac6c4feb960f8cff6c10eif any of you want this I could upload them to somewhere
>>131311950thought that was a BBC for a sec
>>131311876>DUDE WEED BWA BWA BWA PENTATONIC SCALE
>>131311982no true metal chad even knows what a scale is
>>131311991Of course we know what scales are. Mine says 300 when I step on it.
>>131311998That's what's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4
>>131311998rec some big boi riffs
AI OZZY FRIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! \m/\m/
>>131312018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN8CTKX416c(from 0:40, although the whole song is basically bolt thrower)
>>131311876>>131311950its my fav band, im doing my third tee of them
>>131312018https://youtu.be/9ovc4WXbDUE
I'M 555ANDYOU'RE 666
>>131312048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkp3QfIJGuEthe best you'll ever hear them live
>tfw no doom gf
>>131312082imagine the hairy pussy
Vikernesian compositional structure infused with the spirits of Wotan and
>>131312082>>131312105i knew electric wizard from a hentai artist that draws sweaty furry futanari stoners, when am I gonna find a metal tranny to fuck and lick her pits??
>>131312076>the best you'll ever hear them liveYou haven't heard Live At Walpurgisnacht?
>>131312140fuck off weirdowhen will a new Saint vitus album come out?? or at least tour in Europe before you all croak you geriatric fucksanyway, here is a band who disbanded an album too earlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eeddzG40D4
>>131311991Yeah because metal fans are retarded what’s new.
>>131312195got a problem with that, BOY?
>>131312213Don't call me a boy YOU FUCKING GUY!
>>131312105Weird cuck metalhead>>131311791Good post
>>131312256give this nigga a beer! and have some jew tits while we are at ityou like speed metal, BOY?or speed punk?
Eternal heils to the greatest German musician since Wagner. https://youtu.be/t9iWcnvSNsM
>>131312320I meant street punk but who careshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRLxa2FhXsg
Megadeth stacies look like THAT?
Fuck off
>>131312327FVCKING HEILhttps://youtu.be/t9iWcnvSNsM?is=vP6lb7XneonKdUwv
this kills the bmcel twinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
I listen to a lot of bdm, slamcore, & black metal now.>>131312327>>131312443Bilskirnir FUCKING RULES.
>>131312466>"tour" shirts printed decades after the tour happenedfucking CRINGE
Hope next thread has a low-effort original post so all these dorks stop posting for a few days lmao
131312457boys, time to put on our jock straps and leather jackets and beat this poser up (and possibly fuck him)
Most of these posts just aren't very good
>>131312477this nigga don't know the hustle lmaooo
>bunch of lteral 70+ geriatrics outriffs everyonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YqZuo1WKk4fucking embarrassing then again they started metal with sad wings of destiny and Halford is one of the greatest singers that ever walked this earthHEIL THE PRIEST!(and pudgy moms)
>>131310171Why should I tell you
>>131312558Richie Faulkner is hardly a geriatricYou don't believe that Glenn Tipton, who's got stage 4 Parkinsons', is still writing stuff do you?
>>131312494I'll meet you at my front door with a baseball bat, motherfucker.
>>131312604>Richie Faulkner is hardly a geriatric>he's the one who had a heart attackkek
>>131312630>no young person ever got sick broRetarded postHe's also got balls of fucking steel, finishing playing Painkiller of all things with a blown out aorta
>>131312604True. And one of the reasons Painkiller got so much praise was because they got a new drummer and he went all out on the double bass.(desu that album was mid, their 80s output clears it, Screaming for vengeance and especially Defenders of the faith [muh seconds half, yeah fuck off that's the greatest metal album ever released])
slam riffz and pick squealz BOY
>>131312558gayest band to ever gay
>>131312503Very true.
We posting weeks?
Case in point.
>collage(53).jpgGrim af
>>131312831Get the fuck out of my general
>>131312844This is my general, bitch-tits. You play by my rules.
>>131312856You are most likely around rapable weight, so you had better watch your ass. Literally.
>>131312876if you have a dispute with someone, why would the first think you think of doing involve putting your penis in the place they shit from?>I hate this guy, I want my cock covered in his feces!
Not a good look for metalheads
>>131312844that faggot has been posting his shitty weeks with the gayest pop music you can imagine for as long as i can remember. he's not going anywhere
Ooh ahh up the RA! Hope you liked my 'It's the dog AND the owner' you degenerate dog beast zoophile cunts. Fuck you and your mutts lol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqwgH82XWK8
incredible doggo
>>131313208Not metal.>>131313219Metal.
>>131313219Disgusting worthless mutt
>>131313230no need to sign your post
>>131313230>Speed & Power: Possess high running speed as sighthounds—clocked up to 40 mph (64.5 km/h)—with a powerful bite force estimated around 406 PSI. Could easily track, sniff out, and pierce the skull of Serbian AI shills. Would you like to learn more?
No natural animal should have its fucking tounge hanging out like that. Demon beasts! Ban them all!
>>131313243True
>>131313241Won't happen to me, cause I'll open fire! Fuck your dogs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypCfarnY6qk
Imagine being an Arab who hates dogs but still blasts 80's glam on the reg
>>131313254Nice tounge :D
>>131313280Not an arab ;)
>>131313293>>131313293>>131313293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=381j3jvEch0SHE GOT A MEAN STREAK! Also euthanize all mutts! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJKWdQt0wXYThanks to the anon who introduced me to this band a good while back. This is what 4chan is about and ppl like you rule, rather than any of these israeli shill retards. FREE PALESTINE!
>>131313294Someone make a real edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRTh3uVQasIT'S THE DOG AND THE OWNER! Yeah, keep your vile beasts away from the public, cause nobody likes them but you:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Tg2JRmD6U
TURD BABY! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JneyU8yoyF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5mLt-O824ALast one and abit of Russian post-punk. Fuck you israeli shills. You really ruin everything and expose yourselves. I love sincere people and yeah, I love ppl who also hate the isreaeli shills :D Until next time ;)
