Why is hipster metal so much better than regular metal?
>>131341109Not metal
Because you're a tourist
>>131341122Then what are they?
>>131341109because they don't conform to the rigid guidelines of the extremecels which in turn makes them seethe, as you can see with the first 2 posts ITT
>>131341109It isn't. It's shitty teen-metal. All these bands sound like ghost.
>>131341268noise rock
This band is completely forgotten already. They released a new album this month. Their second since Cool World.
>>131341374Hasn't dropped yet but thanks for making me checkhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RdHx3nsSjSM
>>131341109What kind of name is Chat Pile anyway? French?
jesus lizard ripoff
>>131341109It's not.
I can tell it's shite from the ( super classy ) cover
Hipster metal is better than regular metal but Chat Pile sucks
>>131341417>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RdHx3nsSjSM [Embed]this is some soft PUSSY shit
They have a song that dares to mention sympathizing with homeless people, so chuds have been seething ever since. I love everything they've done, i can't wait for the new album.
very rarely though
>>131341109because it isn't concerned with what metal fans think which is why metal can be so stale
>>131341109because regular metal is still writing Deicide/Death songs and hoping nobody will say anything because its not kvlt to question anyone wanking over the greats
>>131341109>Why do people have to live OUTSIDEbecause theyre feral fucking animals? because they nod of with their blow torches still on, or their hotknifes still smoldering in the elements. Are these manchildren irredemeebly retarded or what?
>>131341109hipsters have good taste
>>131341268It's post-hardcore with some noise rock. Aka not metal
>>131341109This is just watered-down Dystopia
>>131341109yeah................... hipters metal is so much better.............
listen to some Judas Priest then get back to me
Power Trip was the last good hipster metal band
Racist black metal that’s almost shoegaze is better
>>131341268Sludge metal, ignore the other posters.
>>131346703Burzum isn’t NSBM
>>131341109>why do I like thing for people who don't actually like metal more than actual metalBecause you don't really like metal.Which is okay unless you decide that listening to this changed that.
>>131341109>hipster metaloxymoron
>>131346061They're good people you fucking chud
>>131346061>>131347681wait who's living outside? what's going on?
>>131341268post-punk from what I've heard
>>131341109because you're a faggot with low t and bad taste
>>131347710there's a chat pile song that is sympathetic to the homeless and doesn't treat them like dirt and this for some reason causes incels to have aneurysms
>>1313411091st album cover in a long time that makes me want to listen to it
>>131350621>causes incels to have aneurysmswe're actually just laughing and cringing at the very serious grown men whose understanding of the world is apparently on the level of a kindergartner's
>>131341109Because it's not metal but punk.
>>131346518Bro thinks his lyrics notebook is twitter
>>131350694>making an exaggerated point i don't agree with for the sake of art means they're kindergartnersfunnily enough that's very much a childish and sheltered interpretation of the world
>>131346518More human lyrics than most metal bands, which are usually just a smorgasbord of alliteration, using words people rarely speak; OBSESSIVE OSTEOSCLEROSIS OPTHALAMOUS! PUTRESCENT PUBESCENT PEDOPHILIA!Maybe that was cool in the 90s but after 30+ years, it's time to come up with something original. But then again, metalheads arent authentic. They base their life around their obsession (metal) so they make themselves prefer this to keep with the aesthetic. Be honest, this shit doesn't speak to you at all.
>>131346518>>131351443Yeah metal is supposed to have retarded lyrics, I don’t see the big deal.I don’t know how many variations you can do about blasphemy and serial killers. The Hell Awaits album basically got the whole genre covered.
hipsters love to co-opt metal and turn it into some gay watered down post-hardcore shit.
>>131351443>smorgasbord of alliteration, using words people rarely speakName even two (2) examples of this.
All these mindbroken metalfags lmao.
>>131351443what the fuck are you talking about
>>131351690passive-aggressive posts like this are lame
What in the goddamn fuck?"Living under a bridge would really suck" is a meltdown worthy statement now?Aren't Metalheads constantly going on and on about how 1) Pertinent, 2) Cerebral and 3) Masculine their genre is?Why does something as shallow and obvious as this inspire 14 year old girl after you insulted astrology levels of seething?
>>131351690Correct.
>>131351804This meme is epic!
>>131351707I was being anything but passive I just don’t care to mass reply to the individual crybabies.
>>131352184Nah, you were being a bitch instead of replying to actual posts, cemented it with "lmao" (classic P-A calling card).
>>131341325Correct.
>>131352250>you are a bitch because you don’t autistically reply to everyone Why would I do that when you guys respond seething anyway? Who are you trying to impress?
>>131352250you're fucking seething that he didn't give you (You)s
