Walpurgis - Sabbath of Lust editionOld: >>131331208FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
What have you achieved so far in life, anons?
>>131343795
>>131343791How's this?Disclaimer; I picked only one album per band, and only the album I like best overall based on number of songs that I like on them.
I'm a noob - what bands do I listen to for more of the sound at the timestamp for this track? I know this is aping an oldschool sound, so wondering which bands are the quintissential version. https://youtu.be/mcdrP2Mjh24?t=256
>>131343795Classick
Kaevum - NaturKaevum - KulturKaevum - Fedrelandets AlterKaevum - Ultra
>>131343881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggzl1eHiE_8listen to this
>>131342956>Metal Archives are fagsCorrect. Someone uploaded an album an old band of mine put out with wrong song titles/lineup/artwork and they gave us the runaround for almost a month jumping through hoops to get it fixed before we said fuck it.
>>131343918HEIL
>>131343795who knew nazis could make decent metalpunk, dumb but still decent
post obscure albums that you've been spinning lately
>>13134379530 years later still a masterpiece
>>131343881Diabolic Night was what first came to my mind from that timestamp.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_jrsNyuCjQBesides that, I guess I would recommend stuff like Cruel Force and Toxic Holocaust.
R.I.P. derbloodlust
>>131343814Nothing.
NSBM reigns supreme
Do we like Turnstile here?
>>131343795THE WILLNEVER DIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5WnohnB7PA
>>131345763I like their alt rock riff songs but that’s about it
Varg is our hero
>>131346040HEIL
AIDS patient zero
>>131346090We don't sign our posts here.
The french government should take Varg's kids away
What is more metal: being skinny or being fat?
>>131346189excersizing isn't difficult
>>131346189depends on the metal>black metalskinny>death metal and thrash metalaverage or maybe slightly muscular>doom metaltons of fun, it's not called CandleMASS for nothing
Phil Anselmo is our hero
>>131343795Mornin' /meal/
>>131343814I have a family but i work two shitty kitchen jobs and i live in an apartment. >>131343795
not niche by any means but fuck this shit slaps. SDMF
Battle jacket review time
>>131348060Painful/10.
>>131348060why are you looking at a furry's cringe jacket anon
>>131348060Why are you on FurAffinity, nigga
Lmao, I didn't even look at the fucking rest because the jacket itself was alrdy cringe enough and made me close the pic again.
>>131348117>"i didnt even know i was on furry shit! thats why i included it all in the screenshot!"cmon lad no one is buying it you furry faggot
>>131348162I didn't post the pic anon.I opened, cringed, closed before scrolling down.
>>131348203I was tempted to just close it too when the first big name on the back is "Ulver" and also "definitely not a werewolf" on the collar.
>>131348222Furry theme is what I noticed last. I just fucking hate "designed" battle jackets unless somebody put real effort in it. Battle jacket shouldn't be a testament to how well you can shop patches within a week. This has no effort at all and even can't be consistent in its fucking wolf theme. The fag rly couldn't find enough wolf patches for an entire jacket? Why? Was he afraid that he would be drowned in cum in his fursuit if he attracted Lauri?
Anon's Cyperpunk AI metal radio playlist
Yes hello is this the awful posts department
>>131343881>noob>posts musicfuck you metal thread
>>131345764this is okbut it sounds like teenagers made it in their garage in 1980no excuse in 2026
>>131348458You're a retarded faggot
>>131348458Most retarded post I've seen in a long time.
Listening to Arghoslent rn
>>131344687Not metal
>>131343795>>131348666Correct.I'm white that's why I listen to ancestral taco larp.
>>131343795I don't have much nostalgia for this era of deathcore, but this is actually good and pretty fucking vicious.and Salvation Laughs in the Face of a Grieving Mother is a really funny title
>>131348479>>131348536what? i dont listen to metal? was this actually made by teens in their garage in 1980?
>>131348850Huh, so this kind of deathcore sound is alrdy nostalgic to some. Doesn't sound horrible but shows me again why I can't into it.
>>131348870ha!i was rightexcept theyre weabosfuck you cuntsfuck im the only person with good taste in this thread anyway
>>131348870Well it's punk anyway so it's not metal, so what's the excuse now?It was released in 1989 you fuckwit.https://www.discogs.com/release/2654805-Various-Hang-The-Sucker-Vol2
Death Side is one of the best bands in the history of music. With great hair. I didn't know about this 2025 remastered version of The Will Never Die comp though but I'll check it out right away.>>131348883Like myspace era, 20 years ago something? I get that some miss the mid-00s
>>131348912kek tfw metal bros gotta get into the weeds to defend their sore panties
>>131348924>Death Side is one of the best bands in the history of music.Correct.
>>131348925Sorry you were wrong, it's okay. It happens to everyone, especially braindead troglodytes like yourself.Can't believe that song from the 80s sounds like it was recorded in the 80s!!!!
>>131348800Amazing cover art
>>131348678Industrial Metal
>>131348966lol are you the guy that defensively posted that the recording was from '89?just be happy some of think the music is cool and shut the fuck up.
>just be happy some of think
>>131349027>metal thread>has grammar opinions>posts dog gifsok bro
>>131348966If I heard someone talk like this irl I don’t know if I would laugh at them or shove them into a locker holy shit.
>>131349501Good blast
>>131349520I think he didn't made a bad one under caverne. I wonder why he put it to rest... it's not like he has 20 projects like some.
This thread is not diverse enough
>>131349644there are plenty of hispanics here, look at all the NSBM
TOTAL NSBM SUPREMACY
>>131349849>t.
>>131349849Correct.
>>131349860vgh... evropa
>>131349860
What is the shittiest NSBM? >inb4 all of it
>>131349923The aktion t4 one where he writes a gay lovers letter to uncle addi.
>>131349923For me it's honestly early Absurd. After hearing all the hubbub about them I tried Facta Loquuntur and spent most of it bored shitless. They were better on the GBK split though.Otherwise only the stuff that is borderline unlistenable due to the lofi kvltness like Wolfhammer - Black Metal Gestapo which is just a constant buzzy guitar constantly draining everything else out of the mix.Gimme a GBK or Totale Vernichtung or Necropole anyday.Also honourable mention to Wolfnacht who makes the most middling 5/10 metal I've ever heard very consistently.
>>131349940This
>>131343794Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>tfw people hate your NSBM project
Rostorchester - Live Recording at Eternal Hate Fest
hectorian polyphony
>>131343814going to school to be a world historian at age 44.
>>131350378Seeing that cover always makes me just get that repetitive namedrop bit of Habergoass stuck in my head.
>>131349951I’ll say this. If you don’t like R.A.C. Or Vikingrock, you won’t like early Absurd. “Der fünfzehnjährige Krieg” is probably a better entry point.
>>131343795I want more evil, doomy, screamy sludge, I don’t like the atmospheric stuff
>>131350505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWsvdwGO7oshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGPpmuqI2shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSzXf3vG_Gkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2yHEAXv7uUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDewc2D1tDY
>>131350435I can like plenty of stuff but I never know what the fuck gets classed as RAC as a genre or just a scene, just that early absurd stuff sucks ass.
>Why yes, my favorite song of all time is Rottefangeren by Kaevum. How could you tell?
>>131346050HEIL
>>131349951This is the best “solo” Absurd album imo. I give it like a 7-7.5/10
>>131350538Perfect, thank you
>>131350505Abandon - When It Falls ApartBlack Hell - Deformers Of The UniverseFistula - IdiopathicGraves at Sea - Documents Of GriefNegative Reaction - Under The Ancient PenaltySea Of Bones - The Harvest
Islamic Jihadi Nasheeds with riffs
>>131350941riffs are haram
>>131351040if you make the lyrics jew hating enough they'll make it Halalcore
>Halalcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkimjYNTP8
>>131350941Pork Be Upon Him
>>131349923its either GBK goatmoon or Aktion T4
BIGFATUGLY DYKEI WOULDN’T TOUCH YOU WITH A GOD DAMN STICK
Any fresh dissodelights?
>>131351350I got this recently and I'm fucking annoyed the linear notes don't contain any edginess. I wanted schizo rants about dumb shit.
>>131351334>GBKEven if you don't like them I'd be amazed if someone said they were the "shittiest" unless you've basically never heard anyone else.
>>131351354nothing besides the new veilburner tracks
>>131349923This is barely coherent.
>>131351386What's so good about them? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6MBYdZ1pV0Is this supposed to be impressive? And isn't the singer selling tacos
which one of youse was the chubby longhair in a burzum shirt alone at the beatdown gig last weekend
>>131351406There's that Auzawandils album too.
>>131351426>Is this supposed to be impressiveIt's decent at the very least, or even if you think it's "not impressive" I don't get how you'd find it "the shittiest".That and I think Judeobeast is better anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eenFijz6qD4>second result on youtube is spanish subtitleslel>And isn't the singer selling tacosSo?
>>131351431>not described as brownthis encounter never happened
>>131351426Demos are better, you should check them outhttps://youtu.be/LLhzRQqMyDM?si=UvS6sT8OVPrS-63t
>>131349027Indians are allowed to post on the internet, chud
Why are NSBrazilians like this?
National Socialist Brazilian Phonk
>>131349921HEIL
Kaevum (Gaycum) is true hebraic national sissy brown music. HEIL Nekrosoldat HEIL Mossad
>>131351866Kaevum and Nekrosoldat raped your jewish mind.
>>131349923Kaevum
1488 Hail Kaevum
>>131351901>>131351949Correct.
I can't find the lyrics of Kultur online. What's up with that?
>>131344664Not gay melodeath from the US
>>131351431There was a chubby kid with a Cannibal Corpse shirt and pajama pants at the local theme park Sunday, I'm sure xhe posts here
>>131351912>>131351949stop
>wearing kvlt metal tee>Deafheaven playing on my headphones
Anyone know where to buy NSBM tees online?
>>131353999yeah
>>131353999https://www.judaicawebstore.com/israel-t-shirts-c244.aspx
RIP Christian "Louis" CachetDead of AIDS
>>131343795I only listen to the good Kaevum albums.
RIP Dolly Parton
>>131354267>"I look like a woman, but I think like a man"Fuck that tranny
>>131354173Varg Vikernes is alive and well living on his estate in the French countryside with his beautiful family
>>131354267did they?
>>131354306nahhe's too queer to hit a classic bimbo like Dolly
>>131354267>Tennessee Grindcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXSjPiXLvM
>>131345763nothing after time & space
>motivational lyrics
>>131354471lame as fuckit also reminds me of Negru's fist pumping Hatebreed phase
>>131354471i do too love my little pony songs
>>131354305>beautifulHalf of his kids look like they have downs
What band is this
>>131354696jute gyte
“Kaevum is music for White people.”- Varg Vikernes
It took me a while to accept, but this is the best metal album of all time. About to make a thread about it.
"I have AIDS and down syndrome. My family are a genetic disgrace."- Christian Cachet
>>131354909Noise Rock isn't fucking metal you idiot.
>>131354909Not metalAlso I saw this band live once and half the crowd were trannies. And they blew their amp out in 20 min and stopped.
>>131354267Opened for them a few years back when they were on tour with AC/DC and I think NO/MAS I need to see if they’ll sell me another hat with this logo it wasn’t available last I checked.
FISCUS
>>131354958Sounds like Knoll was in a league of their own on that bill
>>131354958spotted the baldcel
>>131354987baldkings rule /metal/. we hate the hirsute
>>131354484>fist pumping Hatebreed phasesounds based
>>131354484He hasn't scrobbled anything in a month. Looks like we've actually lost him
>>131354909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
>>131355060probably heart disease
>>131355060Thank fuck, I hope he's dead.
A lot of y’all are more into the spectacle of metal than the actual music and it shows. All the nsbm posters are sheep who found metal in their 20s and didn’t grow up with the classics. Probably listened to Kanye west and EDM throughout high school
>>131354987Not quite, more of a Vegeta thing really.
>>131355125I had a really early childhood memory the other day. I was doing math homework late at night while Wolverine Blues was blasting on the TV and my dad was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"Must have been '95 at the latest
>>131355165Uncannosaurus rex
>>131355125I was listening to metal literally in the womb as my parents would play it all the time.
>>131355217Show respect to your 36-year old boomer seniors, whippersnapper
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE GUYS OUT THERE WHO'VE BEEN FUCKED OVER BY THE LIE KNOWN AS LOVEBOTTOMS UP
>>131355125ok boomer
>>131355234luv me a cheeky werther's lad, i can't lie
Battle jacket progress
>>131355279Why that Judas Priest album? There are much better
>>131355279gayer than the poster of men kissing on your wall
>>131355279those two overlapping patches completely ruin itkeep only one you pleb and realign it
>>131355279>Inquisitionanon......
>>131355279The pedo band is a… choice
>>131355279what's with the boxing poster and African masks?Are you black?
>>131355279Why Judas Priest? There are much better
>>131355283Ram it down is solid and it fit the blue/red theme I have
>>131355350>blue/redmore like that glowing blue/orange movie poster shit that proliferated the 00's
I legit think anyone with a battle jacket is a fucking gay retard.
>>131355396Yes trve metalheads don't go outside anyways
>>131355371Defenders of the faith, painkiller and invincible shield all have blue and red theme and are much better albums. Could have worked with sad wings, screaming for vengeance and stained class too
>>131355428Meant for >>131355350
>>131355350put on some agent orange
I just realized that way too many death metal albums share a blue and orange color scheme
>>131355479I can think of a lot more blue/red schemes than blue/orange off the top of my head.
Onslaught was way better with the dude from Grim Reaper. Too bad glam-thrash didn't catch on.
This is what I like :)
>>131350388I got my first uni degree at 33, anon. Never too late to go back to gay ass school.
>>131355279>>131355371>that glowing blue/orange movie poster shit that proliferated the 00'sOh yeah that's itI was thinking that vest was reminding me of something lolThough Bathory + Inquisition is based
>>131355125My dad bought me Storm of the Light's Bane when I was 14. Fucking ruined my life.
>>131343814Got my PHD in Metal at the Metal University
>>131356155I missed graduation because I was passed out in my car in the parking lot after drinking a 5th of Jameson on my way over.
>>131356168If you went to the graduation you weren't metal and failed the final test
>>131356155Doctor of Poseurology
>>131354267Literally who
>>131356203More like, Dolly Farton (my dick, please god please)
>>131356217dude she was like 90% plastic
>>131343814Became a runcel and ran a 2:57 marathon by just zoning out to black metal and running every day until I could easily complete a marathon
Finally, OUR GAMEhttps://x.com/JamieMoranUK/status/2092409286236196986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeaRKS-unlc
>>131356096gender studies?
>>131354471>NEVER SURRENDER!NEVER SURRENDER!>DON'T GIVE AN INCH WHEN YA KNOW YA RIGHTNEVER BACK DOWN GONNA FIGHT>FIGHTFIGHT
This is now a /metal/noise/ general https://abandonshiprecords.bandcamp.com/album/love-noiseLet it wash over you and ascend.
I just roke up gay
>>131354696No one knows this one???
MORE DEEP CUTS
>>131356825Take your meds Kvaforth
>>131356856Yes your majestyy
>>131356552>gets heemed for saying a naughty word
All his comrades are fallennow it is his timeLast shot that ends one Bolshevik lifeBefore he goes downin the hail of bulletsYou may desecrate his lifeless corpseYou may lay him downinto nameless graveHe may be forgottenand judged to disgraceBut his defiance will echothrough eternityThere is no retreat,nor surrenderonly HONOR!Victory is lostbut the road is still open to Valhallafighting to the last breaththe bravest soldiers of Wotandefiant to the end for blood,honour and FATHERLAND!
Peste Noire
Enough is enough. Neurosis needs to bring back Scott Kelly. We all make mistakes.
How many time he has
>>131351354
>>131357583wasn't good
>>131357099>reddit hearsayThe funny thing is that he got into fistfights and got smacked several times (including by his own bandmembers, notably Shrapnel) by his own admission.For the man it's like, just another tuesday, but pencil neck faggots like you and plebbitors make a big deal out of taking a punch lmaoCase in point, pic rel is ol' KK chilling with the Blasphemy and Adorior lads.
>>131357439taken a bbath?
>>131357679No one's making a big deal, it's just laughably ironic when metal artists like him make a career writing haughty lyrics about being macho, just to be worthless alcoholics/junkies who get their shit kicked in. I remember reading his interview with Bardo and he just whined like a bitch for the whole thing lmaoNever got the hype for his band anyway, just another pastiche of 80s thrash. Still better than Adorior though, sweet lord they fucking suck. You should find better musicians to suck off
>>131357439I hope he gets some fucking help and goes into rehab (again), the last thing I need is for this guy to die.Last time I saw him was in 2022, he was honestly really good and doing both I - Between Two Worlds and Immortal songs on top of his solo stuff.
>>131357810Yeah you have zero taste and zero clue of what you're talking about, no wonder you bring up fistfights as some important happeningReddit is the orange one by the way
>>131357811Let the man enjoy his drink. Not metal.
>>131357833These two enjoyed their drink AND drugs. Lemmy did so literally up until his death and never fucking embarrassed himself like Abbath has.He was always performing, not showing up for 3 minutes and then fucking off for being too intoxicated.
>>131349195pretty sexy looking gryphonwould
>>131351354now that's an eq
>>131353999Nigga, are you trying to get yourself on a watchlist?
>>131357943I'm surprised that Ozzy's Parkinson's was totally unrelated to his substance abuse, it was purely genetic, so all the drinking and drugs really didn't do anything to him.Lemmy however, got obliterated after decades of 2 pack a day smoking, a bottle of jack daniels a day, and frequent use of speed.
>>131358530Ok but he died at 70, not 27 or even 50-60 like a lot of musicians these days. Didn't he play until like, 2 weeks prior his death? And his brain never left him, he was sharp all the way till the end, I have no idea how that's even possible.The man was something else.
RIP Ozzy
>>131358592Ozzy had his genome mapped and they found a gene that actually made him resistant to harmful effects of drug abuse or something, his body was a machine to just process drugs.Lemmy just lived hard and it caught up with him, he had a tough image but he was diabetic, had to have a AED installed in his chest cause he had heart failure and arrhythmia (that'd be caused by the speed) cancer is ultimately what got him but because of all the other medical conditions causing him symptoms the cancer went unnoticed until it was too late cause it'd spread to his brain.
Euronymous still alive Argentina real or fake reddit
>/prog/>dead and gay>/metal/>still aliveWe can't stop winning.
>>131358924hit the gym, fatty
>>131358938But I'm not fat tho lol.
>be lardass>go on a diet>hit gym >gain weightI will become mass, destroyer of chairs.
>>131355125Correct
>>131343918Correct
Depressive Unalive Black Metal
>>131359029pussy metal for pussies
>>131359042That's not metal.
>>131358955still need to lift heavy things to attract a Manowar gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4VK704r01wBALLS TO THE WALL, MAN
Summoning Hector and Hec Jr
The second Hammer album may be coming soon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2DIyR6P8Rn8They wait at their dwelling the arrival of a bunch of bastard faggotsTo mutilate and beat them. The first ones arriving at this butchery areWelcomed with violent blows, kicks and punches, but this is just theBeginning of an intense evening. They realize themselves that they areNot welcomed, fucking herd of homos, you are going to wish not comingHere tonight. You like to taste dicks and having them inside yourAssholes to cum on others and having your face full of it. Now you areGoing to know what pain is a stupid whore, we are going to tie themUp, but only their hands. We want to amputate their legs and put themInside the anus, don’t you like thick stuff, but still don’t complainMotherfuckers, your tongue is too long so we have decided to cut yourOwn dick off. It will fit perfectly in your mouth, that way you will keepQuiet. We hate the talkative people and even more with theseRepugnant affeminate voices! We have to stop we’re back in a moment.Excellent, one of those fags is late, he will regret coming here. We havePrepared a shocking gangbang. An enormous vibrator made of hugeCocks of all colors and tastes that we have get in so many auditions inThis stable. We are in possession of the hugest, hardest and sharpestVertical tool. Perforate and detonate thousands of asses, juicy asses,Valued sphincters that aren’t respected by our little friend who shows noMercy in punishment. When it’s about this dreg’s rectum observe howFinally a bloody becomes, opened and exploded anus it’s a greatDelight. We need to increase this device’s dimensions.
>>131355428You are correct however I'm trying to stick with official merch where possible and invincible shield looks kind of ugly while the official painkiller patches are being resold for $40.
>>131360067
Is it just me or does Grand Belial Key just sound like nursery rhymes? Not being funny. Like this riff just sounds like fucking Ring Around the Rosie https://youtu.be/86Y-YPfhohE
>>131360566The ice cream truckic qualities of GBK have been well established
>>131360566We call these "ice cream truck riffs" here.
>>131360620>>131360622wouldn't taco truck riffs be more apt
>>131360629That's its own subgenre
>>131360632any burger riffs?
>>131360635Carpathian Forest when they still had Vrangsinn
>>131360620>>131360622lol that's hilarious what are other perpetrators of this riff?
>>131360622>We
damn, metal is a stale genre that hasn't produced anything of worth in 10+ years
>>131360067basedOminous Flesh Discipline is the best bdm album of the 2020s btw
>>131356595Trve https://urashima.bandcamp.com/album/yoshinotsune
>>131360723Arghoslent (they share band members with GBK)A lot of melodic/symphonic black metal has riffs that sound like commercial jingles.
>>131356595>>131361305At least post some black noise you bastards
>>131361385Don't even know what that is tbqh
>>131361416>SAY HIS NAME!first thing that comes to mind when I see the words "black noise"
>>131361389Based
>>131360723Off the top of my head I dunno but chuddy metal is often about playing major-key riffs that sound jolly and happy like ice cream truck music.ex:https://youtu.be/jr2zF-ZWw3M?si=iqaqB1Jc7dalzFl2https://youtu.be/AnkYXI6F4AQ?si=VmwrEORipbwpsAzw and many other Satanic Warmaster songs. This one is peak Ice Cream Truck Metal.
>>131354267
>>131362351Meme website
Nah, fuck this shithttps://x.com/forbiddenmerch/status/2092661205831655491
>>131362437It's almost like they've been persecuted for hundreds of years, what a concept.
>>131360937based
>>131362559>persecuted
Worst blastings of the thread>>131343880>>131344061>>131344687>>131347539>>131348850>>131349169>>131351880>>131354193>>131358369>>131359042
>>131362559>persecutedIt's the consequences of your actions
>>131362656Shartzis say stuff like this and then wonder why they get mocked when they spam Gayvum
>>131363046Jewish contributions to pop culture have been very positive on my lifeChud contributions have been very negative and I don't even like their low effort cringe memes
>>131362437>x.comGo back.
>>131363046>>131363128Samekvetch
>>131363178Didn't ask
>>131343791new>>131363216>>131363216>>131363216
>>131363128That's because you're a jew
