>>131345900Announcements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/august-08/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.07.23-2026.08.23/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.07.23-2026.08.23/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4SQj8Ua3kM
Have you ever been to Dollywood, /wpop/?
Sabrina Carptender
>>131357346I Lover
>>131357402same
six sex is only being followed by slayyyter out of all wpop girlies...i trust my fav will get bigger eventually
Six Sex does not interest me
Mica demands that you jerk off in front of her and wimper and moan her name
FUCK :-(
>>131357424I love Six Sex and I love Bird!
>>131357434We all know the real schtickposter is a Gex fan
>I used to always make fun of waifufags like the Swiftiebros. >Fucking fags having posters and shit>But then I came across fucking Sabrina>Small attraction at first. Sure she's cute but still talking shit. >Then I saw that DAMN SNL CLIP>Now she can't escape my mind. >That clip on rerun 24/7 in my mind. >Those Swiftiebros are starting to make sense. >NOOO WHAT'S GOING ON!!!>I'm turning into those damn Swiftiefags!!>I'm.....I....>I WANT TO SUCK BINA'S NON-EXISTENT TITS!!!>I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO BE HER MANCHILD!!!
I want to have sex with 6 black guys for 6sex>>131357443love you too babe
Tooly is a Croc fan!
Schtickposter told me he thought the Eminem "Awfully hot coffee pot" rap was "Tres cool!"
>>131357497I love Hayley Williams so much
Hayley Williams
>>131357519<3
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2NgqTz6PYNU
>>131357677AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>131357340Maggie's tribute to Dolly Parton:https://www.instagram.com/maggierogers/reel/DceVVwDPy-1/
post lewd binas i have to do something
Maggie
>>131357723I was waiting for this to go somewhere.
Dolly in hell like "Who tf is Maggie Rogers?"
President Tooly is pooping in our food and instead the Demoolycrats are panicking over Twitch streamers
Ya'll forget a Demoolycrat prez took out Bina Laden?
I’m watching the original animated Snow White movie and this bitch does not stop singing
the sonic fanboy trying to act above snow white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fo__Sh0nIg
>>131357821Clicked this and did not hear the Madonna song :(
if you guys were a pop girl, could you handle the pressure? ngl it seems like its hard not to flop these daysone flop and i might end it
>>131357848If you were a pop girl your track record of open pedophilia would make you the easiest cancel
>>131357510MOTHER FUCK EMINEM!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCKKKKKKK YOU ARE!!! X-(
>>131357854good onewell id like to think id be good at music, that plus humor of the time plus being some bpd crazy like dojait would blow over if not theres always escorting, onlyfans, dubai
>>131357854Taylor got away with it
Do you think the undertaker in charge of preparing Dolly's body squeezed and sucked on her big titties???
Me and Schtickposter go way back. I personally bailed him from prison after he pressed his penis on a public building.
Taylor sucks
>>131357728
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a schtickposter
>>131357908The police took a penis print and were never able to match to mine. I was free free free to go.
Which poster eats raw meat
Schticky Minaj - The PenisPrint
bina is so slutty bros....
>>131357917You suck, retard
bina
>>131357956
>>131357967
>>131357346taytay, sweet darling
Bina doing dick stroking motion while sticking tongue out
Too many Tayfags
Sabrina should play Dolly in a biopic
>>131358004gonna cry?
I ate some chicken strips and Greek yogurt with fruit and now I'm fart knocking cum shots under a blanket
>Woke National Basketball Association
Taking a bite out of Olivia’s thighs
>>131358043Cunn Cunn pissing off everyone just makes my penis harder
Aaliyah burn up screaming in a plane crash just like Kobe Bryant and all those kids
>>131357351I want to suck on that tongue!
Livvy King
>>131358111I can imagine you cackling like the retarded faggot you are at a Burger King reference. I dont do it often, but you know this you worthless obsession driven piece of nigger shit
>>131358117Cooked that freak
>>131358117jajjajajajja
that was mean
taybooba
>>131358117Stop. Stealing. My. Schtick!!!X-(((((
>>131358132She seems like a nightmare of a wife
I thought it was a reference to Larry King
>>131358132mommy
>>131358166WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>131358166This schtick is officially dead. Im done
>>131358166This is the future the Toolycrats want
Motherfuck Larry King! I say biner and he's up my asshole for fuckin' four days
I’ll take a flame broiled livvyburger with a side of bina fries
>>131358166can i have it my way?
I’m the lamest person here
That was pretty lazy of Walt Disney to have love's first kiss the cure to Snow White's poison apple, Sleeping Beauty's curse, AND the Beast's curse in Beauty and the Beast. Who writes this shit?
Texas Double Livvy with some Iced Dua Juice
I want Dua in Bond
>>131358204Sorry but it's out of stock. We have made a substitute
>>131358219wtf!!!!!!
Tom Bugs okay?
>>131358200
>>131358219eat them away taylor
>>131358166
>>131358259*smooch*
turf tooly
>>131358200love's first kiss is esoterically powerful
just posting olivia midriff unrelated to the post just to get me to wanna goon
>>131358243lol
>>131358302
>>131358428ngggh
>>131358428must smell nice
https://x.com/infocharlixcx/status/2092453523191419023/video/1
Aggressively Tooly coded video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVnSAeM1MC0
>>131357370>>131357373I was thinking what kind of carps she'd be tending and I came across this Tom Bina coded ass carp
https://youtu.be/HbOTgL4rGyw
i just wanna dress like bina and act really slutty and invite boys through the backdoor
>>131357848I think I sleep easily at night knowing that I was a mere puppet performing songs others wrote. If I failed, it was because of others' faults, not my own.
>>131357360I never been to anywhere :(
>>131359961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCYqdhGSWng
https://youtu.be/9xfJ83565B4need slayyyter to choke me with her muscled thighs
clock strikes twelvemidnight arrivescock your guns and sharpen your knives
>>131358869
your honest opinion on Doja? She's great isn't she!
>addy, arca, aurora, ayesha erotica, bey, billie, caroline, cece natalie, chappy, choli, chvrches, clairo, crj, drake, eartheater, ethel, françoise, frost children, gaga, grimbo, hannah diamond, hayley, jessie ware, kacey, kali, kelela, kesha, kim, kylie, lana, lights, livvy, lola, lorde, madonna, magbay, marina, miley, mylène, oklou, phoebe, pinkpantheress, rebecca black, rina, riri, robyn, rosalĂa, sevdaliza, sky, sza, the last dinner party, tinashe, twigs, underscores, weyeswpop>tripfags, adele, ari, ashnikko, audrey hobert, ava, bea, bebe, bina, camila, doja, dua, ella, gracie, haim, halsey, jane birkin, katseye, katy, laufey, lizzo, madison, maggie, melanie, mitski, raye, rita, rose gray, six sex, slayyyter, tate, taylor, tove, tyla, zara, zheanilpop
>>131360215you aren't achieving anything with this
>>131357731>>131357736>>131357743The two were together at Newport Folk Fest in 2019.
>had a dream I was dating Olivia Rodrigo but the cops kept chasing me cuz they thought I was dating a kid cuz of how she looks
>>131360215>Maggie Rogersapop
>Olivia Rodrigo is pedobaitChat is this real?
She's 23
She was only sixteen, only sixteenBut I loved her soShe was too young to fall in loveAnd I was too young to knowWhy did I give my heart so fastIt never will happen againBut I was a mere lad of sixteenI've aged a year since then
https://youtube.com/shorts/3AvXfDB2_34
Asides from Taylor, which /wpop/ woman draws the most dimes?
>>131360763bina is her spiritual successor
https://www.tiktok.com/@nbx.lll/video/7662340773785996577
BrainPOP just sneak dissed President Tooly on twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukk_S_KeTZo
>>131361072Learning this on bass :-)
Schtickposter if you ever post a "Motherfuck Tim Curry" your life will be extinguished
>>131357743At least post the shirt next time.
Gotta say, a little annoyed Maggie stole the whole concept from this. She's no Mick Jagger and certainly not in the same league as the Stones. Not even a Stones fan, but still...
>>131361313this is how i found out wtf
>>131361433In memoriam, Tim Curry:https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM
Tell me, /wpop/, if you can: you have destroyed so much — what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not.
nino, which wpop girls would you rather be career wise and look wise? its agp and showbiz time at wpop rn
https://youtu.be/f4tmPcFAjbk?t=6m25s
>>131360213she is nigger
>>131361641I've answered this question before, but to answer again, I'd pick Christina Aguilera. Her figure in her prime was simply immaculate, and she was quite the stunner.If I, for whatever reason, were to magically transmogrify into another famous female Pop Star, I'd probably also pick one of the following: Carly Rae Jepsen, Clairo, Debbie Harry, Caroline Polachek, Grace Jones
It's quite easy to go Clairomode, just start shooting heroin between your toes.
>>131362094Nino here, but I forgot my trip. I was wrong, I would actually like to be Doja instead! no tag backs!>>131362053imagine being racist in the current year
New Hayley https://youtube.com/shorts/XioJ4tG0CoU
Lpop general
>>131362094why clairo? shes the odd one out in your choices
Cummy squirt sexo with Clairo
tooly peacock
How tf can the same song be nominated in the ‘Pop’ and ‘Alt’ categories
Clairo could pass for slightly underage and that makes me want to fuck her. Idgaf
Booka Lipa
>>131362510nice
I miss Taylor's wonder and whimsy. Since Reputation she doesn't seem very fun.
>>131362681I use all natural freshly squeezed juice and sharp new razors, you fucking worthless faggot!!!Get some real life experience!!!X-(
>>131362238I just think she's cute and somewhat patrician.
>>131362538this. she's too serious and guarded. she just doesn't seem like a warm person
this real madrid match kind of a slurperclairo is cute never heard her music though
I feel that eating Soph Cunn's pussy and butthole would save my life
>>131363158Holy plank
>>131363158too pure caucasian for me
>>131363173>>131363186I'm in to her for the sex holes and cute dancing and fighting on the court. I NEED her.Also I want to impregnate Rina Lipa.
>>131363158Go to Home Depot and get a plank of wood.
>>131363282I already have splinters all over my dick. I NEED that tall white bitch
>>131363341If bina was in the WNBA, she would outperform Sophie Cunningham. FACT!!!!
>>131363030Charm is nice although this is my favorite song from her:https://youtu.be/tlGUom_AV4o
>>131363515My butthole is your playtoy
>>131358132HAG
>>131363404Cunn Cunn is 6'1. Bina a shit!
>>131363532
i haven't pooped in so long
>>131363532What's that? Did somebody say hag?It hurts my soul when Millennial women are called hags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNzJe0jvgQohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNzJe0jvgQoGET IN HERE
MicaCr1TiKaL
>>131363616mica hotdog
Folding up Mica like a long piece of toilet paper and using 3 maybe 4 sides to wipe my shitty asshole before flushing her away. Is it Mikea or Micka?
>>131357431Honestly thinking about this scenario right now
my cuh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHzUa6qDl3w
>>131363666>Is it Mikea or Micka?https://www.instagram.com/reel/CILoccDDnF-
Disney Quest!!!!!!
Kylieposter is a Disney Adult
Meat Mica
>>1313641835 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 1
Charli is such a whore, wish Clairo was more whoreish
4 is best actually
>>131364183Laufey needs a dick in her ass
>>1313641834>5>2>>>>>>>>3>1any jewish phenotype has me by the balls basically
bro's actually ranking his favorite ages
>>131364183livvy and choli outmogged
She's so perf
She's so perv
>>131364260shes one of those women you "feel" you have to like as a guynot attracted to her for some reason, addison mogs
>>131364269who tf is this unsettling abortion?
there are no hot pop stars anymoretate looks like a horsesabrina looks like tranny jigsawolivia looks like a horsechappell looks retarded and fat
>>131364322fuck off zp
hes actually rightdoja is the hottest one unironicallythis new lefty girl is choppedzara is hot but shes kinda chopped in some waysand her music sucksyou have the ella one, chopped and maganone of these girls would make it when pop stars had to be attractive firstgracie used to be super cute but her music sucks and now shes also chopped and has old lady fashion
>>131364348zara is the only exception. i forgot about her. she's hot.
The pedo agrees with you!
>>131364361i dislike her because shes a super grifter for leftists (tik tok edition) but yeah shes hot, she would have made it back thennow all the others, for shame, for shame.In the 90s and 00s, both music wise and look wise all of those would be khias having to go indie for maybe a shot, ask hayley how that goesForgot addison, addison is hot, she would have made it tooDua? honestly i feel she wouldnt have made it, her music is too generic and her early stuff was so bad, she wouldnt get second chances back when the music business was actually alive.2 GIRLS THAT ARE POP STAR MATERIAL in this era, only 2. zara and addison, and one is debatable.
Six Sex makes my penis bob up and down wildly
taylor is lucky she got her break right when it happened any earlier and any later and no one could tell you who was that girl faking an accent, impossible for her to make it even with money at any moment but the one she had
Apparently /ourgirl/ is slutting out
i love addy but she would absolutely not have made it in any era but the present, let's be real
>>131364447true i was being nice to her cuz i goon to her but true, khia back thenso only zara then, no dua?
>>131364468they finally got bird's annoying ass
>>131364443nah this is cope im afraid. if this was true her career would have petered out a long time ago
i unironically dont have any of that shit and never had it, when i said boppers i meant social media boppers>>131364482taylor is held up by parasocial girls, shes more of an actual kpop idol than katseye in functiontaylor doesnt have the musical talent and lets not forget SHE CANT ACTUALLY SING NOR ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR to make it in the 90s, she doesnt evne get a deal then. shes too awkard and not hot to make it past her actual era. she got lucky
>>131364482Id go even further that taylor is held up by american parasocial disney adults and girls because shes basically church music lmao and asian/indian/arab girls who want to be whitethats her market and i mean that unironically.recently in eras tour she added zoomettes and such but her core market is that. thats why olivia was threatening lmaoif you look at where taylor is popular in the world, im right
Grinding the head of my dick against the threads of an old steel pipe for sexual Clairo
>>131364458zara might actually have been bigger back in the day because she'd be paired with real songwriters and kept in check from running her mouth. otoh it would prob also have been way shorter, like ace of base or something. streaming and fanbases keep careers going way past their expiration dates these days. zara's been trying to crack america for over a decade which would've been unthinkable when the music industry still sorta worked
>>131364447Yeah because her talentless ass wouldn't have been propped up by shitty tiktok dances
>>131364584smartyeah honestly i liked her back in the days of lush life but felt she went nowhere and that was it, im surprised to see her get her time nowi could see her ending up as some katy perry 2.0OHsabrina, yeah shes cooked, shes lucky now but she'd be stuck on tv back then. i honestly do not like her music at all, its catchy but shitpop music is so shit when you really look at it
>>131364615I'd eat Madison Hu's ass and pussy. Suck her toes, eat the boogers out her nose. I want it all
taylor swift is not an actual artist, shes a childrens entertainer. she has more in common with blues clues that than any other musician hahhahaha
>>131364660tay thighs
>because this DUDE SEX LMAO SO REBELLIOUS slop is any betterhttps://genius.com/Six-sex-dauner-and-luca-eck-u-me-lyrics
>>131364690don't give the pedo any attention son
>>131364690you cant never ever ever wash away ME! no matter what its impossible to wash away ME!no matter what that has fully ruined taylor, six sex is shit and intentionally shit, gay music for clubs and tiktok. Even then I maintain she has to be smarter even that miss like like like like like (dont make me post the vids of taylor being stupid) one was at least almost a marine biologist the other one barely finished highschool
>>131364709I have him filtered that one message slipped through the cracks
>>131364683
>when you finally become taytay and you make sure all is in its right place
>>131364611sabrina's in a tough spot because rn it's extremely difficult to make fun/lightweight "good time" pop music without going full dumpster slut or having a gay crutch like chappell roan, like it's either that or sappy taylor/billie shit. it's like that whole vein of pop just withered and died after katy perry fell offi hope she can branch out into film/tv because i do like her
Sappy Taylor/billie shit
>>131364775sry i didnt mean for it to come out that harsh but you get the gist
taylor is shit and thats my opinion, history will see her as blues clues
Clairo over stuffing her bra and singing Dolly Parton and Rocky Horror songs in the mirror while dancing and farting
>>131364815>that fuckass sink
are the rumors about clairo and rosé true?
Sitting outside of a quaint little burger joint eating burgers with Bina by the ocean. I have a peculiar way i like my burgers. I like the veggies on top,lots of sauce so its wet n messy and with one bun ripped in half so its like a big meat saucer with a salad on top and little bread. Bina is watching unbeknownst to me as im digging in with a tremendous appetite holding that burger down with two hands and just munching away. She goes "damn! I wish you'd do me like that!". I look at her with my cheeks full of burger and secret sauce on the corner of my mouth and just smile and wink..
Clairo spraying her clit and my dirty asshole with a high powered shower head inside her fancy shower in her stupid bathroom
>>131364935Motherfuck your gross Bina Fantasies!
https://youtu.be/GmVsJ7WCP-E
>>131364962Figures that even a reference to cunnilingus makes homos shriek.
>>131364971sexy livvy
Sitting outside of a quaint little outhouse eating poop with Bina by the ocean. I have a peculiar way I like my poop. I like the undigested bits on top, lots of liquid waste so it's wet n messy and with one chunk broken in half so it's like a big dung saucer with a pile of corn on top and little solid matter. Bina is watching unbeknownst to me as I'm digging in with a tremendous appetite holding that poop down with two hands and just munching away. She goes "damn! I wish you'd do me like that!". I look at her with my cheeks full of poop and raw sewage on the corner of my mouth and just smile and wink..
Hi boys and girls I'm Tommy K. Bugs and I'm the nigga of the group
Sabrina Carpenter sat quietly at the seaside table, staring intently at the plate resting in front of her. Her fork hovered inches above the cold, untouched pile of poop, her expression a mix of deep contemplation and distant hesitation.Across the table, the silence stretched until Bina broke it, leaning in with a look of genuine concern."What's wrong, dear? You've hardly touched your poop."Sabrina didn't answer right away. She simply let out a slow, dramatic sigh, still gazing down at the soggy, lukewarm mass, lost in thought as the ocean breeze blew past.
>>131365107>>131365128What is that? Seething homogpt?
>>131365150that dont impress Tay much
>>131365209Dasha support makes me bearish on Tate McRae
>>131365191she cute
>>131365273yeah pack it in tatebros. its over
>>>/tv/222810634
>>>/tv/222805930
why was I dating Olivia in my dream thoI don't listen to her that muchMaybe it's a sign of some sort
>>131365579The clue is the massive erection you woke up with
>>131365579I once got really into Dua lipa in like 2023 and i just knew at somepoint i was destined to meet her. Out of fucking nowhere just in normal conversation at a dental appointment the assistant shows me how she got a video with Dua when she was in town. Manifested tf out of that.
https://www.tiktok.com/@alangabay/video/7678429434579324191
For me, it’s Taylor ham, egg, and cheese on an everything bagel
A hot ham and cheddar cheese sandwich with lots of spicy mustard after massively ejaculating to pictures of little Clairo
Shut up pedo
hot ham and cheese on valentines day
Who is in the wrong here?
>>131365909Have literally no idea who this Temu Gracie Abrams even is, but I just saw that Live Nation tweet about her tour with a million views and 100 likes so someone clearly messed up trying to astroturf her
>>131365909>Tiktok account has multiple Stick Season coversLiterally just>DADDY DADDY I WANT A MUSIC CAREER PLEASE BUY ME THAT NOAH KAHAN SONG
>>131365909"Stella Lefty" for even unconsciously taking inspiration from "Noah Kahan".
who is noah kahan?also why am i disliked here, i am not a pedo
I love bird
>>131365978Because you are a pedophile
>ackshually the correct term would be "hebephilia"
>>131365972Apparently, he's a popular Folk singer/songwriter who specializes in Stomp & Holler. He's originally from Vermont. I heard maybe one or two of his songs and seen some women wearing his shirts while out shopping, so he's fairly popular. Does nothing for me, though.
i goon to ai gen porn of ashnikko and pregnant ashnikko fakes im not a pword
I wish Aly & AJ were as popular as Noah Kahan is, I'm biased but I think their folk/americana stuff is better than his.
TombinaphileTom Bina fileWHERE are the Tom Bina Files?!!
>>131366005>Folk singer/songwriter who specializes in Stomp & HollerMaggie collab imminent
>>131365983Clairo is petite with a mature adult set of genitals and fertile eggs screaming to be cracked open by my powerful sperm
Stella makes Maggie look like high artAt least Maggie is honest about her art and isn't some cringy larper nepobaby
>>131366005yeah man i dont think you can look down on that genreyou can say it and i agree but you know its what you like
>>131366033Maggie never made Stomp & Holler despite your insistence to the contrary. Seriously, how are these two alike?https://youtu.be/ZdsER1S3t8khttps://youtu.be/0Da6AvsegGs
>>131366067>honest about her artThis means nothing, grow up>some cringy larper nepobabyThat's exactly what she is lol
I've been thinking bout youuuuevery single day
>>131363158ngl i find this one hot now dunno whywill never watch female sports though>>131365978thank you babe love you and your cock
>>131366068I don't care for Stomp & Holler. It's not my style of music. I like Folk music, but Stomp & Holler bores me. Of course, my style of Folk won't get radio play:https://youtu.be/D0-EzYWJtzw
choli
Maggie Rogers is Stomp Clap Hey
>>131366106was just reading about some brazilian that looks like a paki that got beaten up for wearing death in june merch lol
PSA: we bash the fash here
>>131366125Is that what you call your meat?
nino be like
>>131366142Too skinny
Noah Kahan is terrible
Soph Cunn is beautiful and I will impregnate her over and over
never heard of him but noah and kahan, name tells me all i need to know nglnot a nazi btwif youre going to be an artist better have a good name naturally or get a good artist name, obviously but talking about "normal" namesdavid bowie is a naturally great namenoah kahan? what? i dont wanna listen to that lame shitif the name is lame the music also has to be lame
not a nazi btw
>>131366193
