What does he listen to?
>>131381645Halsey
>>131381645I talk like this, think like this, and look like this.
>>131381645>constantly adding Gen Z slang to his vocabulary despite being almost 30nigga gen zs start turning 30 this year.
indie blog sleaze house
>>131381645>adding Gen Z slang to his vocabulary despite being almost 30how many years ago was this made? the first batch of actual zoomers is also already turning 30 right now as we speak
>>131381645you posted this reddit ahh meme already bro >>131381685Samefaggotry
Olivia Rodrigo
>>131381695>>131381726He now talks like a natural born alphie obviously and is nostalgic for pre-mainstream skibidi toilet era
>>131381699>>131381818...
>>131381645fantano
literally me but I'm 47.right now I'm listening to a lot of britpop, despite not being particularly into it back then.
>>131381645Steely Dan, dumbass.
>>131381645TurnstileChat PileIDLESFontaines D.C.JPEGMAFIAViagra BoysPinkPantheressDeftonesDenzel CurryAmyl and the SniffersThe AlchemistFred Again..Charli xcx
>>131381645Hiphop but the “lyrical” shit. So no lil baby or future like normal people
>>131381645Scriabin
>>131381645miles davispet soundssteely danmorgan whalenkendrick lamarxtcweezerdeftones90s era metallicataylor swift
>>131382892>Amyl and the SniffersAm I allowed to like them if I stick to the 70s LARP sound?
>>131381645He likes oldies like Pearl Jam
>>131381645Twenty One Pilots and AJR but he can't tell anyone
>>131381695I'm an elder Gen Z'er and alot of the guys in my age range just pretend to be fully functional adults while their lives are a complete train wreck.
>>131381645He used to love Brockhampton, but now that he's allowed to, he calls them "cornball" and "gay".
>>131381645Sombr and Benson Boone
>>131381645Gen Z is almost 30 anon.
>>131381726Yeah it's old lol but also now online zoomer is used like a catch all for 'young people I find annoying' guess 'gen a' or 'alpha' doesn't convey the same level of the derisive mockery, much like how many gen x and silent gen get called boomers
it's all a LARP to get barely legal pussy because all these types are secretly pedos
>>131386064>"barely legal = pedo"Spotted the feminist moralfaggot
>>131386154red faced, sputtering, seethingthe point is if they could go lower, they would, but they can't, hence the secrecy. your lack of critical thinking and reading comprehension skills is concerning
>>131386554>red faced, spluttering, seethingI'm chillin on the couch scratching my balls. Also if you're mad that 18 year old girls are your competition, just say that.
>>131381645King gizzard
>>131381695class of 2015 is zoomer so they started turning 30 this very week
>>131385166no, zoomers are now literally the only generation in their 20s and late teens, there is literally no missing when remarking upon something young adults are doing
>>131384633I'll let you in on something zoomie: mid and late millennials by and large also have consciously yet to learn how to be bona fide adults.
this is just itswill
>>131381645Whatever pop and indie the girls he dm's listens to and also Steely Dan
He listens to the new Interpol and can't help but uttering to himself "holy peak"
>>131381645no one does this
>>131381956>47 admitting to being a social chameleonNo shit!
Phoebe Bridgers
>>131381645He’s a closeted homosexual so he listens to that gay boyband, The Beatles
>>131392347August 29th, already forgottenhe wouldn't bother now
>>131392380Plenty of posts talking about her old band Nirvana.
>>131381645Are these people even real? Like literally name people you know in real life. I'm not in my mid or late 20s so go figure I guess>>131381695next year. Pretty sure it's 1997 not 1996>>131387970There are 29 year old Millennials still. In 2029 someone born in 2013 will be 16.>>131386554this
>>131393911>Are these people even real? Like literally name people you know in real life.Ian
>>131384633>>131387982being adult is lame and gay
>>131381645DusterMazzy StarMy Bloody ValentineSlowdiveOklou
>>131381645these types love raves
>>131393911>There are 29 year old Millennials stillThere is not. Someone born yesterday 30 years ago is a zoomer.
>>131381645I like to think that these memes are made by feds who select certain groups of people/individuals to make memes about for the fun of it.
>>131394250Someone born in December 1996 is a Millennial
>>131394699Yeah like a category of human that nobody else was aware of because they didn't have the endless sensitive personal information and AI that the government has to identify it lol
>>131393919ian seems chill
>>131381726he looks like the cumtown guy so provably like 2017
>>131395431these homogeneous categories of people were manufactured by media/marketing/algorithms
>>131393911My girlfriend works at a Trader Joes and there are literally ten of these carbon copy guys working there.20-30 Y/Os WITH MUSTACHES REEK OF DESPERATION FOR PUSSY
>>131394699If you go to a concert of an act with a high pitchfork rating, these guys will be 10% of the audience minimum. Doesn't matter the act. Just this guy and the man carrying thing guy is 10-20% of the audience.
>>131384198You're not allowed to like things I don't like so no, you may not
>>131393921This is what us millennials will tell you if you actually look beyond the cringe exterior and listen to us. It ain't getting any better. Just do what you want with your life and be happy.
>>131384633>>131387982>>131393921My parents died when I was 19. Before that I grew up in squalor because one was an alcoholic and the other was a hoarder. After they died I became homeless, and my aunt tried to steal my inheritance and then also died. I had to walk everywhere and once walked far enough to break two bones in my foot. I learned how to drive a car from my literally autistic friend. I'm lead author of a paper on genetics because I learned to code in college, and now I drive a forklift for a union.To be completely honest I often feel like the only real adult in any given room, and I'm confused about why other people can't get it together. My problem is that I can't identify with anyone, because most people are weirdly weak.>Find out what you want/need>AKA identify a goal>Figure out what needs to be done to reach that goal >Do what needs to be done It's that simple
>>131396339Did you kill your parents anon?
>>131393911>next year. Pretty sure it's 1997 not 1996Depends on your country but it can be as early as 1995, there are various different opinions on it and the median is typically about 1996.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z#Date_and_age_range_definitions
>>131393921This
>>131381645>comic about my brother in lawI've heard glass animals and rainbow kitten surprise mentioned from him and my sister about 400 times. They also turned my dad on to some gay ass song about some guy date raping a girl and going to jail for it. The entire song is a strawman, and it's highly probably the 'artist' is virtue signaling to get more pussy by larping as some deep social commentator when he's just parroting mainstream views.
>>131381645>only dates women who are in collegebased
>>131382892100% this nailed it
>>131394699They’re made by catty faggots and women.
>>131381645This board is the most sharty compromised on 4cuck
>>131400822Nah /int/ is
>>131397033Do you know the name of the date rape song? I heard one maybe 10 years ago that ended with the guy getting raped in prison, and I couldn't find it. Wasn't sure if I made up the memory or not.
>>131397033Do you think there is a Bollywood song with the same plot, but like the guy is the hero?
>>131397033man I was at a fest and everybody was telling me I had to go check out Rainbow Kitten Surprise, they were super unique and would blow my mind, but it was the most generic boring show ever
>>131382554This. It says right there.
>>131381645Steely Dan, you fucking nigger. He just said so.
>>131381645the resentment in these types of hyper-specific "lmao gotem" wojaks always leaves me a bit sad over the state of the world in general
>>131402372don't think I ever knew the name or the band, but the guy getting raped in prison does sound familiar. It was so tryhard, safe and on the nose that I can't help but think less of anyone who actually enjoys it.>>131402568one can hope, and with 1 billion of them there are good odds>>131402622I never listened. He's one of those 'open minded' people who scoffs at anything that's widely accepted or popular, while holding the most widely accepted and popular views. Basically, anything he likes, I probably wouldn't. And yes, he did have a manbun for a few years.
>>131402813why doesn't it induce sadness just over those specific persons producing those 'jaks? "world in general" is ridiculous overkill
