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>free jazz
>costs money
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>black metal
>everyone is white
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>>131382919
>baroque
>all them composers were rich as hell
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>death metal
>not a single dead person in the band
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>Math rock
>Isn't about math
>>
>Post rock/punk/hardcore/etc
>Isn't about the post office or postal service
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>New wave
>Is mostly half a century old
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>blues
>everyone is black
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>Vaporwave
>isn't vapor
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>garage rock
>Isn't about garages
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>>131383668
The Descendents is the only true post punk band
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>"progressive" rock
>isn't about high taxes on the wealthiest, trans rights, social justice, gender equality etc.
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>new age
>artists are dying of old age
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>trap music
>Isn't about traps of any kind
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>Adult contemporary
>Isn't pornographic
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>doom metal
>they don't play E1M1
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>indie music
>they are signed to a major label
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>Midwestern Emo
>There are bands that aren't from the midwest
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>hard rock
>power chords and basic blues scales
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>psychobilly
>billy is fine
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>bluegrass
>grass is green you dumbass
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>no wave
>there is sound
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>pigfuck
>only fucks sheep
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>stoner rock
>not muslim
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>>131382919
yes but it doesn't make any money
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>ragtime
>everyone's wearing tuxedos
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>iggy pop
>sings punk
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>>131383837
Sign of Evil from e1m8 is kind of a doomy track desu
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>piano music
>is often played louder than piano
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>>131383849
This one annoys me ngl
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>>131384069
So it should be called broke ass jazz
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>>131382919
>Cool jazz
>Actually really stuffy and boring
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>black gaze
>is made by straight white guys
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>Buzzcocks
>they wear clothes
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>shoegaze
>not about gazing at shoes
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>bebop
>no one is fighting bees
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>EDM
>computer nerd isn't even dancing.
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>shitcore
>also includes piss sounds
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>Lil pump
>does in fact have a small penis
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>Nu metal
>Is Ol' metal
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>>131384165
The inspiration for it wasn't even metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA27IWspddM
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>IDM
>posted to Soundcloud
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>Yacht rock
>most listeners don't own a boat.
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>jam rock
>has nothing to do with fruit preserves
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>joke thread
>isn't funny
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>punk rock
>they aren't campers starting a campfire
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>Big Band
>they're just regular-sized fellers.
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>>131382919
>heavy metal
>is actually soft metal
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>thrash metal
actually sounds like metal being thrashed
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>psychedelic rock
>audience entirely comprised of people that think taking LSD breaks your DNA
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>hip-hop
>no hips being hopped
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>>131383780
The Descendents are pop punk
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>>131390197
>Pop punk
>Doesn't pop anything
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>Godspeed You! Black Emperor
>are white anarchists
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>Rock
>is actually sound
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>Bad Brains
>Aren't brains
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>black flag
>they're not a flag
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>Neutral milk hotel
>isn't a hotel
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>Symphonic Metal
>Lacks orchestra
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>Romantic classical
>no love lyrics
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>Violent Femmes
>They're all men
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>>131389603
>heavy metal
>well of course it is
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>My Chemical Romance
>it's not about chemistry
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>>131382919
>circle jerks
>nobody in the band jerks off onstage
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>nirvana
>lyrics are not about the buddhist doctrine
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>>131384056
christians stoned people as well
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>progressive rock
>song about executing minorities
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>>131400683
lol
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uitTNiLKJnQ
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>breakcore
>core remains intact
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>>131401008
>breakbeat hardcore
>it actually is hardcore broken beats
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>Loveless
>Songs are about simping
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>>131382919
>reggae
>most Jamaicans don't like queers
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>Dream pop
>It's real



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