>free jazz>costs money
>black metal>everyone is white
>>131382919>baroque>all them composers were rich as hell
>death metal>not a single dead person in the band
>Math rock>Isn't about math
>Post rock/punk/hardcore/etc>Isn't about the post office or postal service
>New wave>Is mostly half a century old
>blues>everyone is black
>Vaporwave>isn't vapor
>garage rock>Isn't about garages
>>131383668The Descendents is the only true post punk band
>"progressive" rock>isn't about high taxes on the wealthiest, trans rights, social justice, gender equality etc.
>new age>artists are dying of old age
>trap music>Isn't about traps of any kind
>Adult contemporary>Isn't pornographic
>doom metal>they don't play E1M1
>indie music>they are signed to a major label
>Midwestern Emo>There are bands that aren't from the midwest
>hard rock>power chords and basic blues scales
>psychobilly>billy is fine
>bluegrass>grass is green you dumbass
>no wave>there is sound
>pigfuck>only fucks sheep
>stoner rock>not muslim
>>131382919yes but it doesn't make any money
>ragtime>everyone's wearing tuxedos
>iggy pop>sings punk
>>131383837Sign of Evil from e1m8 is kind of a doomy track desu
>piano music>is often played louder than piano
>>131383849This one annoys me ngl
>>131384069So it should be called broke ass jazz
>>131382919>Cool jazz>Actually really stuffy and boring
>black gaze>is made by straight white guys
>Buzzcocks>they wear clothes
>shoegaze>not about gazing at shoes
>bebop>no one is fighting bees
>EDM>computer nerd isn't even dancing.
>shitcore>also includes piss sounds
>Lil pump>does in fact have a small penis
>Nu metal>Is Ol' metal
>>131384165The inspiration for it wasn't even metal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA27IWspddM
>IDM>posted to Soundcloud
>Yacht rock>most listeners don't own a boat.
>jam rock>has nothing to do with fruit preserves
>joke thread>isn't funny
>punk rock>they aren't campers starting a campfire
>Big Band>they're just regular-sized fellers.
>>131382919>heavy metal>is actually soft metal
>thrash metalactually sounds like metal being thrashed
>psychedelic rock >audience entirely comprised of people that think taking LSD breaks your DNA
>hip-hop>no hips being hopped
>>131383780The Descendents are pop punk
>>131390197>Pop punk>Doesn't pop anything
>Godspeed You! Black Emperor >are white anarchists
>Rock>is actually sound
>Bad Brains>Aren't brains
>black flag>they're not a flag
>Neutral milk hotel>isn't a hotel
>Symphonic Metal>Lacks orchestra
>Romantic classical>no love lyrics
>Violent Femmes>They're all men
>>131389603>heavy metal>well of course it is
>My Chemical Romance>it's not about chemistry
>>131382919>circle jerks>nobody in the band jerks off onstage
>nirvana>lyrics are not about the buddhist doctrine
>>131384056christians stoned people as well
>progressive rock>song about executing minorities
>>131400683lollmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uitTNiLKJnQ
>breakcore>core remains intact
>>131401008>breakbeat hardcore>it actually is hardcore broken beats
>Loveless>Songs are about simping
>>131382919>reggae>most Jamaicans don't like queers
>Dream pop>It's real