>Uhhhhh, Michelle, this Kendrick Lamar is really uhhhh hippity pippity pop. *burns thousands of middle eastern babies with white phosphorus*Why did people listen to this genocidal maniac’s music recommendations?
I know what Obama listens to. I DJ'd his youngest daughter's birthday party and had to play a few songs for her old man and Michelle before getting back to the dance stuff that the kids wanted.He requested Glory Hole, by Portishead, and Michelle, wanted Cissy Strut by the Meters (but she wanted the John Mayer version).They are normal people.
>>131390221He didn’t actually listen to his music recommendations. It’s all just a virtue signal and trying to be cool. Just like how Trump doesn’t actually listen to Kid Rock, he likes opera, Elton John, and James Brown.
novembers very own will save us all
>>131390221Obama really didn’t get made fun of enough for being a giant dork while in office. I guess being youngish and black fooled people for a while.
>>131390481They convinced the world that his troon "wife" was beautiful
>>131390248he has exactly the music tastes of a boomer New Yorker which means he likes a lot of Broadway kind of slop
>>131390246>Glory Hole by PortisheadWhat an amusing Freudian slip
>>131391097Boomer broadway mogs Kendrick.
Let me be clear, uh, I need something that will really raise the roof and rock the house
>>131390221Kendrick Lamar is bullshit financed with Obama Usaid against Kanye West
>>131390221Oh yeah lol I just remembered how these rightoid vermin were pretending to be libertarians when Obama was president, who were so concerned about collateral damage and drones or something. That larp immediately got dropped afterwards.
>>131391831Obama continued every war Bush started and fucked up ever more countries. Thanks for reintroducing the slave trade to Libya lol.
>>131391831yeah now it's time for liberals to pretend to care
I dont like how much the dnc is in cahoots with hip hop
Barack Obama is the lamest president we’ve ever had. Even Biden is cooler. JFK fucked Marilyn Monroe in the Oval Office, Nixon had Watergate which was based and hung out with Elvis, Clinton got a blowjob from a fat intern (also based), Bush and Trump are both funny guys. There is NOTHING cool about Obama, he’s a dork. His closest celebrity friends are Springsteen and Clooney which tells you everything you need to know about him.
>>131393009>Barack Obama is the lamest president we’ve ever had.Next to Jimmy Carter.
>>131390221Obama liked my darling. Makes sense, actually.
>>131393144Gerald Ford is probably lamer. At least Carter built those houses after being president. I'm from Michigan and I know nothing about Gerald Ford.
He's disappointed with you
>>131393234All I know about Gerald Ford is that he was clumsy
>>131390221Funny how right-wingers suddenly care about war crimes and children being bombed when it's a Democrat in charge.
>>131394038this has what to do with music again?
>>131392849you VVILL stan DAE wave cap soul clap for the:>malaise era hip hop>top 40 bangers>kpop at coachella>slam poetry>jam bands>jazz>wholesome beatniks>civil rights leaders and gay rights pioneers>WNBA>women's soccer>kansas city chiefs>handball spezials>federal judges>half vacant 5 over 1 apartment buildings, with no store or restaurant in the 1>bike lanes and IPAs>solar farms>sand mining>zorhan mamdani>christopher nolan bangers>GTA VI>stavros from cum town>SNL clips and video essays>common projects shoes>house plants in your bathroom>going to therapy just in case>oil paintings in your kitchen>performative momcore tchotchkes>half-listening to podcasts instead of putting on music>performative prestige tv such as The Pitt or sweaty chicago restaurant>automagic voter registration (and doxxing lol)>heat pumps and minisplits in canadian border states where those don't work>"doechii">culinary poptimism>finasteride when you're 40>fontaines dc>ford bronco>plaid shirts in july>converse and vans shoes>stan smiths in 2026>"latinas">award shows>drill music that actual gang bangers don't know of or listen to>whining about stomp clap hey>disingenuous praise for nu metal>nickelback revanchism>1970s fonts and typefaces for accessibility reasons>season 32 of salmon pink>scandinavian minimalism>"the nordic model">the costco hot dog anecdote>buc-ees and wawa>pennsylvania>idaho>the new york knicks>speed queen home appliances>baseball>contrarian carbo-loading>pickleball>hypoallergenic dogs>ranked choice voting>andrew callaghan>late night television>larpy 10 person union for your office job
>>131394052implied air raid siren solo
>>131394088shitlib derangement syndrome
>>131390481Obama had the distinct advantage of being black and being socially left-wing, which made it impossible to criticize him or his policies or his actions, for any reason.
>>131393939gerry ford did some cool stuff. he played football at michigan and turned down offers from the lions and packers to go to yale law school
>>131394190>>131393144and at least Carter was a Navy engineer
>>131393009Trump is by far the lamest president in history. You can debate the runner-ups all day, but the no. 1 spot is absolutely not in contention
>>131393009>he wants the president to have celebrity friends
>>131394088very wholesome and keanu and decent human bean pilled
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>>131397910It's generic rightoid seetheslop that's not worth taking even two seconds to read. Rightoids have no legitimate thought, they're subhuman.
>>131391307Looks like Usaid was the most effective use of taxpayer dollars then. Somehow for a paltry sum they were able to simultaneously get a stranglehold on all worldwide geopolitics as well as the western culture. Rightoids could only dream of such efficiency, any time they try to do anything it always inevitably devolves into graft and useless incompetence.
>>131394038Right-wing Presidents don't tend to get awared the Nobel Peace Prize for it
>>131390221Kendrick won.>derpity derpity Obama in the middle east/pol/ is that way, MAGA trash. btw nice way to deflect from the $2b-a-day proxy war you're fighting against Iran on behalf of Israel.>>131390246fpbp
>>131394088>>131397927this is barely even political, it's more like recreational misanthropy. very contemplative and aware. this is an inexplicably hilarious collection of words if you have a strong enough love/hate relationship with being alive.
>>131390246Forgot to mention, the youngest daughter requested Into the Void, by Black Sabbath. Fuck me, I didn't have it on board. Asked her if Whip It, by DEVO would be okay and she stared at me like she was gonna order a SS agent to erase me.His kids were pretty good kids.
>>131397927Sorry, but I can just imagine these exact words being smeared over the walls of an asylum, but with one of the patient's own shit>>131398030If you're going to pretend that the US isn't spending a large sum of money on its cultural exports, you'd have to be completely delusional, even ignoring USAID. Although I would kindly ask that you stop using your "aid" to fund gender queer drama/theatre productions in my country, yank
>>131399530>derpity derpity Obama in the middle east>/pol/ is that way, MAGA trash. btw nice way to deflect from the $2b-a-day proxy war you're fighting against Iran on behalf of Israel.This has nothing to do with music.
>>131399530Just out of curiosity, what position are you trying to claim to hold here? Because apparently it's not even a consistently anti-war one considering that you're downplaying the US's activities in the Middle East from 2008-2016
