W.A.S.P. EditionOld: >>131394545FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
crybabies simping for crybabies love to see it
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
AND HOPE'S THE ROPE THAT KEEPS YOU TIED IN KNOTS!!!!
>>131405731>Call a spade a spade only if you want to>Cause by any other name it's taboo
>>131405741
>>131405731>White Anglo-Saxon, a violent reaction>Fire is my fuel, steel and iron rule
Got this on. Happy Sunday boys.
VARG VIKERNES.
>>131405741>GLOVES O' METAL, RUL TONITE>YEAH!
What do you think about primitive man?They're one of my favorite bands and people generally don't talk about it or other extreme sludge metal bands
>>131405731Whats the deal with Dino Cazares and King Fowley? I heard some news about a fight and it reminded me of the Seth Putnam/Chris Barnes debacle several years back
>>131406118They're alright. When I saw their name I assumed they were power violence until I actually heard them.
I smell like shitmetal for this feel?
>>131406235Out of the Dungeon Records (their label) made a post with a Hammer logo that just said “Soon” recently. They might have an album coming or something
>>131406281They did the new Funeral album too I believe. Hell of a label, just wish shipping from Finland wasn't ridiculously expensive.
>>131406276All of them really
>>131405731https://youtu.be/1ohaFZllmUE?si=_9ert_CIt9khM4Qh Real metal
Dead metal
>>131406651To be fair the threads haven't been very good lately
why did the weekend go so fast if i had to go to work on saturday for 8 hours, smoked weed all night Saturday and Sunday morning, then gooned whilst listening to Emperor?
>>131406118söydge sucks
>>131406685Because of the jews, duhh
I’ve been in countless affairs as a serial cheater. Metal for this feel?
https://youtu.be/uryRdqFdvhw?si=1kLvSKW1kfMyYsnb
>>131406001>>131405787
>>131406121Sounds like dumb feminine gossip
>>131406001HEIL
>>131405741Leviathan is a nice go-to when I'm itching for black metal.
My lifestyle, determines my death style.
>>131406001LOUIS CACHET
>>131406664Correcto
>commit murder>get sentenced to 21 years>attempt to escape>still get paroled after 15 yearswtf is wrong with Norway>commit murder>get sentenced to 10 years>serve 6 years and get released.. wtf is wrong with Sweden?
>>131407094VENOM
>>131406276grief
>>131408138Rehabilitative justice is better than punitive.
Faust would have gotten away with murder hadn’t he confessed. The power of Emperor!
Ulv Gegner Irminsson
Giger hours.
>>131408433I hope you believe this for everyone
>>131407730He better put out a new album for fuck's sake.
>>131405741Xasthur for real nigga hours #$WAG
American black metal is not metal
Mortiis was a snitch
Varg had a 15 year old in his apartment
>>131409314good for him
>>131409394He admits he made negro music too
>>131409452I love blues influence, myself.
>blue note forms a tritone with the root>tritone also known as the devil's interval
They tried to warn us about Wendy hologramming Dio and now Sharon turning Ozzy into a creepy AI.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8bvi1gewB8&list=RDT8bvi1gewB8&start_radio=1
>>131410014Didn't this guy base his gimmick on a 4chan post?
>>131410072
>>131410244At a glance I thought that cover was a washed out version of this.Wonder how many "dark vortex" metal covers there are.
>>131410262just looked up this one
>>131410286I've seen plenty but they're usually just "space" or not the "dark sky" kind.Voidsphere in particular are huge gimmickfags and one of them is every album looking the same and being a slight variant of this.
>>131410296the only one I accept
Autumnal Black Metal
>>131410408HEIL
Thoughts on instrumental prog metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUAeR_BWbw0
>>131410444>instrumental prog>posts djentanything else you regularly lie about, you disingenuous tricky sneaky motherfucker?
>>131410472It's prog first, then djent.
>>131410481one drop rule
Nécropole - Golemshttps://files.catbox.moe/txuxyy.flac
>>131405886Awesome album, listened to it many times under trees
>>131410481It's not prog, it's proge
>>131410408i really love this album.
>>131410569How can you love something that preaches hate?
>>131409314
>>131410576it's the riffs man
instrumental racist riffs
>>131408433yes because the 2 of them came out OH so well after being released early.I guess at least Jon killed himself before attempting to do another human sacrifice on someone else.
>>131408433only works in high-trust homogenous societies that would otherwise get taken advantage of by foreigners from cultures that feature things like juggad or taqiyya
HEIL VIKERNES
>>131410262
LËADHËR ÄND MËDÜL :DDDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UtwG4qn2A8
>>131410444https://vocaroo.com/1ianWXuuwzPmlove it>band so obscure its not on youtubesong is canvas solaris - horizontal radiant
>>131410821Not obscure at all
>>131410875obscure enough to not have all of their songs on youtube
>>131410875They're so obscure I already downloaded them in 2024 from a /metal/ rec. Hella obscure!
>>131410964>Hellafuck off and die NorCal
>>131410821>>131410875>>131410890>>131410964>>131410973now kiss
>>131411022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy8AmZiae0U
>>131410973Not even the right country, but you tried. Might explain why you can't sense irony though.
>>131410964>2024pretty sure i got them from /mu/ in like 2010 myself but yeah if i search a song i want to share on youtube and there are 0 results im calling it obscureidc about your internet points dick waving
>>131410444Checked and loved. Now if only you'd slob on a knob other than Tosin's, we might have a conversation.
>>131411059so what, you're some greasy ass Balkan appropriating bay area slang?
>literally just autopsy
>>131411260Retard
>>131411260I... what?
>>131411260uhhh
>>131407737
>>131411298I do not care what /mu/ thinks about anything.
>>131411260don't get why people dickride it so hardthere's like 1 riff i liked in the whole album (its on Skald Av Satans Sol)i think i enjoyed punk era darktrhone way more than that
more like /shital/
>>131411369In the Shadow of the Horns mogs
Darkthrone is one of the worst bands to recommend someone looking into Black Metal. between them and Burzum they always get recommended first and they're fucking boring, just the same droning riff almost like drone metal but more lo fi.
Death>very technical>intricate solos>precise instrumentationMorbid Angel>makes me lose my shit
Top 10 Signs You Might be a SpiderlordNumber 4 will blow your MIND
>>131411661putting ironic posting aside for a second, burzum is peak and where black metal actually shines and is worth listening to (atmospheric)miss me with the trash blastbeat noise that all sound the same
>>131411755>claims to drop ironic posting>posts bait
>>131411763
Ironic posting *actually* aside, NSBM really got me back into metal again. Definitely a hit-or-miss subgenre (like any other) but when it slaps? It slaps.
>>131411823benis
>>131411755>burzum is peakDamn that really is a dogshit opinion.
>>131411298I don’t care about your shitty thread.
>>131411845was talking more about atmospheric bm in general and this direction of black metal than burzum in particularbut yeah burzum itself is also pretty high if not top tier>>131411838NSBM is an aesthetic not a genre
>>131411661>>131411763>>131411845You don't like Black Metal, and that's OK.
>>131411928You are a tourist, and that's OK.
>>131405741This was very good
>>131411857but you just careded
>>131411928there are better black metal bands. First wave mogs Darkthrone and Burzum.Immortal, Emperor, Dissection, all better to listen to than Darkthrone or Burzum
>>131411298How many times have you made this thread again?
>>131412100>Immortal, Emperor, Dissection, all better to listen to than DarkthroneCorrect.>or BurzumIncorrect.
>You might be a financial wizard>With a sack of loot>But all I see is a slimy lizard>With an expensive suit>Go on and run your corporation>Go on and kiss some ass>You can buy up half of the nation>But you can't buy class>You bastards think it's funny>Lyin' and thieving all your life>Think all there is, is money>Got your future wrapped-up tight>But just 'cos you got the power>That don't mean you got the right
>>131405741It's fun, no clue as to why that japanese nigga from Nuclear War Now loves it so goddamn much>>131407966>MEERGE>MEERGE
>>131411755INHERENTLY based and heterosexual take
>>131411896>burzum itself is also pretty high if not top tierIncorrect>>131411928Close, I don’t like shitty black metal.
Metallica are the U2 of metal
>>131412284No that's Burzum.
>>131412244>Incorrect
>>131412284then why did Anthrax do a U2 cover then, smart guy
name one atmospheric bm band better than burzum then(not even minding that he pioneered it so already was starting from a position of disadvantage)
>>131412297'Cause they wanna be Metallica, duh
>>131412284who is the REM of Metal?
>>131412307I've learned over many years there is literally no point having these kinds of discussions with Vargtards as they will never concede any fault or flaw in their father figure. Thou shalt have no other gods before Varg.
>>131412324so you cant i see
>>131412321Megadeth
also not a vargtard i like him as a lolcow and a funny internet guy but that doesn't take away form the fact that he's naturally talented in music
>>131412307Atmoblack is shitbeing the first turd out of the anus to form a pile doesn't make it good. It just means you have a pile of dogshit
>>131411755>>131412175foid coded posts
>>131412338>t. vargtard
>Atmoblack is shiteveryone is entitled to their wrong opinion
>>131412297Fear Factory covered them as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Jjfgb8ENo&list=RDS_Jjfgb8ENo
>>131412355>still zero bands provided
>>131412297>>131412362why is this allowedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1wdYIgBt5Y
Borezum
>>131412364I don't spoonfeed vargtards. Especially underage ones.
>>131412307Branikald MOGS and BUTT-RAPES Burzum, even if Varg was the pioneer of the genre, Kaldrad and all those other Russian schizos from BlazeBirth perfected it
>>131412371Not surprised they covered their most overtly political song
>>131411954I bought the first Burzum LP the week it was released.You are an internet Black Metal zoomer.
>>131412377cuckcession accepted
>>131412382>slav redneck atmoshit
Ah, Burzum is gonna become a Dragonforce of those threads
>>131412394So you are posting here in your 50s or very close?
>>131412413>gonnaIt's been a walking meme for like a decade thanks to Varg's antics and hardcore anti-varg and pro-varg shitflinging.
just rename this general /varg/
>>131412296That’s what I said.
>>131412394No you didn’t.
>>131412434More like /pol/ as that's all it ever is.
>>131412382>Varg was the pioneer of the genrehe really wasn't>>131412413what
>>131412413who will be the Burzum lolcow a la Negru
>>131412490>Even ifNever claimed he truly was, brah brah
>>131412521word your posts better then
>>131412599>expecting clear posts from a jdawg posterHe will either be brown or double digit IQ.
name one not even music bm band better than jute gyte then
>>131412704Deafheaven
>>131412382>Varg was the pioneer of the genreCorrect.
Varg by his own standards made nigger musicit's no wonder everyone who I've ever personally seen wearing Burzum merch has been brown or black
>>131412979that's because you too are non-european brazilian
>>131413121safe-edgy Reddit band
What makes something safe-edgy as opposed to just edgy?
Varg has poor impulse control, is violent, has been to prison, complains about colonialism, has 8 kids and lives on welfare. Varg IS a nigger.
>>131413144>safe-edgy Reddit meaningless buzzwords.
>>131413144Hellripper aren't even fucking edgy
>>131413161everyone and their grandma can wear all black and bash on Christianity nowadays, nobody cares
>>131413192OK but what makes something edgy? Is anything that isn't NSBM safe edgy to you?
>>131413190no shit you dumb faggot, they're safe-edgy
>>131413206They don't have enough "fake" edginess to be considered safe-edgy. There is 0 edge. By that logic I'm gonna call Bathory safe-prog.
>>131413220>safe-progthat's just djent
>>131412979he's just being tsundere about his past
If having "nothing" means it becomes "safe", then I'm glad all you lads are practicing a fuckton of safe-sex.
Heil Óðinn Sier
>>131413082if I was a nigger or brown, I'd probably love Burzum.
>>131413203CorrectOr Anal Cunt
>>131413257ive never had sex and never will (30+)
>>131413192they should bash on Muhammad instead, that actually carries some risk and would be meaningful
have a fuck lot of sex with my hand though
>>131413282yes, that's edgyracism is edgyrape is edgyNSBM is INHERENTLY edgy
>>131413280Top work mate
>>131413280holy based
no one actually gives a shit about being anti-religion it's not 1982. it's just that satanic and antichristian shit is cool imagery and themes for metal.
>>131413287bashing on Jews is mainstream now that means it's not edgynormies are setting themselves on fire screaming "FREE PALESTINE" and your conservatives like Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and JD Vance all hate Israel and Jews nowa nigger has made a song called Heil HitlerNSBM is now normie coded and everyone hates Jews and Christians and supports Islam.So if you want to truly be edgy now, you'd burn Qur'ans and trash Muhammad, depicting him on every album cover you made getting zutted, hanging with Epstein at his little temple or getting his copy of the Satanic Verses signed by Salman Rushdie.
>>131413367
NSBM would be edgy if these was any actual substance behind it and not just nerds larping in their bedrooms. militant zone is edgy, for example. putting a swastika on your album cover and calling it "hitler rules" is not edgy.
>>131413381mfw another tremoloshitter posts their blast
>>131413392>putting a swastika on your album cover and calling it "hitler rules" is not edgy.So why would it be banned from sale at all but underground online stores?
every bmcel I met IRL was a stuck up asshole
>safe-“thing”You guys are so fucking gay and reddit coded lmao.
>>131413501Stop forcing yourself on people: no one likes you, saar.
>>131413524>"thing-"codedyou meme loving fuck
>>131413392no it wouldn'tjew hate is too normalizedif you insult the prophet Muhammad you might get your head cut off in broad daylight in Europe because they get so butthurt about itnow that's edgy.
>>131413526No. You WILL listen to me drunkenly rambling about random horseshit and you WILL enjoy it.
>>131413375Only Muhammad Pedophile is real
>>131413546that just makes Muslims seem based as fuck
>>131413557>band's name is so edgy that googling them in some countries could put you in jail
>>131413375>>131413546
my doom metal band will forever change music as a whole
>>131413896Godspeed anon
>>131413896
metal is all I have
>>131413943Same but also emo, which is even worse.
>>131413928why do they look like that
>>131414029300% of daily sugar intake and no exercise
>>131414029Because they play Doom Metal.If you can't tell, the creature in the middle is non-binary.
>>131413797Correct.
>>131413928>From left to right:>Female, Non-binary, MaleWhat fuck happened to you, America?
I just roke up
>>131414217>kill the rat>declares war on the guy who was trying to kill the ratsWhat did America mean by that
>>131414175Huh? Pretty sure lefty isn't trying to be a foid, hence the fucking beard. MA has them all as male besides the NB goblin, and MA would NEVER misgender.
>>131414239Germany declared war on the USA first shorty after Pearl Harbormoot point though considering the Americans were already planning on overthrowing Hitler (RAINBOW 5)
>>131414044>>131414243can't tell if it's a fat man or woman in the middle
What's the deal with Denmark not having many prolific metal bands? Definitely not carrying their weight in the Scandi scene as a whole. Also, two of the most famous Danes in metal moved to America
>>131414239>>131414298Think that's a WWI poster lads.
I hope you don't wear band t-shirts like a manchild
>>131414484I do, regularly, what are you gonna do about it
>>131413797nah, the talmud and kabbalah are fucking stupid.
>Messathoughts?
>>131414467oops
metal for committing violence upon women?
>>131414546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVET0PvbCo
>>131414546sorry for you lack of chin (not really)
>>131414546Pretty much any Cannibal Corpse or bdm/slam song.
>>131413580in some countries it could probably get you killed just having one of their albums in your possession
>>131414546Waco Jesus, any album
>>131413287Correct, and edginess is pointlessness
>>131414772>being edgy has no point
AI is telling me that Christianity is the lowest risk target for black metal (or any metal it's kind of a punching bag across all subgenres), only a few Eastern European nations would possibly fine you in the west.Insulting Judaism is next lowest, because there's some post WWII antisemitism laws that could get you in prison.Insulting Buddhism could get you multi-year imprisonment in Thailand or Myanmar at hard labor campsInsulting Hinduism might get you killed by a mob in India, and can get you imprisoned under colonial era laws.Insulting Islam.. in some countries you'd be lucky to make it to court. In Pakistan they've had mobs break into police stations to get someone who committed blasphemy against Muhammad and lynch them, and Iran and Afghanistan have state mandated executions for it. being caught with a Muhammad Pedophile CD is a death sentence in half the Islamic world, and mob violence and terrorists could target you globally if you're a band.
>>131414795Correct
>>131414798>AI is telling me th--Common sense and decency is telling me to drop your post, so I didn't read beyond this. Hope you die soon.
Pointless edginess is the best kind of edginess https://youtu.be/pNKABNAyk6E
What would you do, if let's say, there was a perfectly coiled soft serve turd lying upon your beet red cock? What album would you play?
>>131414821hey I'm not a legal scholar that knows all the laws of every country on Earth.so I consult a tool.
>>131414838>im to rearted to look tings up so I let the schizo robot do it 4 meyou ARE a tool
>>131414798That explains why the Muhammad Pedo guys release on a label in another country, pretend they aren’t a full band, and the vocalist puts on a fake accent to sound like he’s not the same vocalist from a few other bands
>>131414830only*
>>131414850are you really going to look up 200 country's laws on blasphemy for a shitpost on an Afghani Nasheed discussion board?
>>131414853so the same people behind JewSSlaughter probably? I imagine this is all Viper the rapper tier meme shit anyway.
>>131414832Malevolent Creation - The Ten Commandments
>>131414890No, they are European and much more talented. Muhammad Pedophile is good
>>131414877You won't find me wasting my time like that on this shithole, but if I did, yeah, I'd make the effort, because I'm not a brainless, pointless flesh automaton
>>131414924>goodIt's competent, but nothing that hasn't been done a million times before just as good and better.
This general is about as interesting as a shit slithering out of an asshole.
>>131414938That's a strange way of declaring to the world that you're a coprophile
It’s nice here without the clown spammer who seems to respond to an alarm or has a script
>>131415030clown spammer wouldn't be necessary without Kaevum spammer two sides of the same problem
>>131415068>spammers, gimmickers and trolls are badwhodathunkit
no one told me dismember's melodic death metal albums went so hard
>>131415030It's probably the same faggotIt's probably (You)
>>131414532>female vocalistnope
>>131405741I'm listening to this and you can't stop me
>>131408766Are you the anon who asked about Abruptum yesterday? How're you liking it?
>>131415152virgin
>>131415342I don't like foid voices, they are effeminate and weakmetal is all about strength and power
>>131415376>foidincel
Why do people have to live outside
>>131415068>necessaryShalom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT0ZfLtrUY4
>>131415376that's gay
>>131415451they lost their shit on Bewitched kek
>>131415494kill yourself
>>131414243>https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Janys-Iren_Faughn/719533That's the queer on the left. His profile read "Female" until 2025-10-26 16:54:11, when user SaulVerner modified it.>https://www.metal-archives.com/users/SaulVernerClick their Modification History and scroll down to that date and click the +
don't you bigots have anything better to do with your time
>>131415517Chuds are unemployed. Unlike me, an AQAB polygamous pansexual, who works in a call centre.
>>131415571ferrynoff
Jari's reuniting with Ensiferum and will sing and probably play guitar on their 2027 tour. Likely just playing material from the first 2 albums, which Jari wrote most of.
>>131415451this reminds me, I had no idea richard from the howard stern show is a metal drummer. he was with death, control denied, acheron, iced earth, some other bands and currently charred walls of the damned. he's a complete retard.
>>131415625>Jari's reuniting with Ensiferumdid he bankrupt himself with a second studio sauna or what
anybody listens to sick band Craft? found em 2 or 3 years ago and it's one of my favourites thing to listen to
>>131415625>Jari's reuniting with Ensiferumdid we not pledge enough money on Kickstarter?
>>131415645>>131415656He watched Ensiferum play live at Tuska this year and thought they sucked shit and butchered his songs so he's returning to play them better.
>>131415666Funny, since Ensiferum released their better albums once he left, and he began releasing dogshit in turn. But hey, the money's too good, I suppose.
>>131415626yeah, a complete fucking moron, but can beat the shit out of drums
>>131415697To this day the Ensiferum and Iron are their most beloved albums. Wintersun's still the more popular band even though they never make any music.
>>131415736>Wintersun's still the more popular bandthat's just plainly not true
>Duke Nukem Forever came out>Time AND Time II came outdamn, what's left? That unreleased Wu-Tang album Shkreli has? Half-Life 3?
>>131415761Lykathé's debut
>>131414954Well yes, I love metal, of course poop and crap matters to me.
>>131415746When they both had a new album out, Wintersun had more monthly listens on all platforms. Even now they're comparable. Saunaman's a fag, but reality doesn't have to be painful.
>>131415773that was just Appalling Spawn
Dark Tranquility's best song is Lost to Apathy.
>>131415761and they sucked shit
>>131415795not even the best track on Character
>>131415783>monthly listens on all platforms>that means Wintersun is more beloved than Ensiferumgod I fucking hate zoomers
>>131415820>calls people zoomers>can't readSelf-titled and Iron are objectively the most beloved Ensiferum albums. What do they have in common?
>>131415806Wrong.
>>131415849study Through Smudged Lenses then get back to me lil bro
>>131415841>What do they have in common?They both have the shield with the Finnish flag on the album cover.
>>131415789Anon, that makes no sense at all
>>131415841sure
for me, it's From afar
>>131415974>>131415974>>131415974
>>131415376the worst is when foids try to growl or scream, if they do operatic vocals like nightwish I can accept it more.
>foids cringe incelspeak
>>131416037that's the slang now unc
>>131416088ok kissless virgin incel
>>131416037>>131416118>incelcringe trannyspeak
