Agonizing Journey Through The Burning Universe And Transcendental Ritual Of Transfiguration EditionOld: >>131415974FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
Is someone going to tell them it’s spelled “Merciful” and not “Mercyful”?
djent isn't bad
>>131423546Is someone going to tell them it’s spelled “death and not “deth”?
Rock > metal
>>131423557Metal is rock
Rock is Metal's dad and Prog is Metal's weird, creepy, pedo uncle
>>131423537rules
Metal is just a sped-up mix of King Crimson and Goblin
>Wang dang, what a sweet poontang>A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell>Ooh, baby>She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat>Down on the street you know she can't be beat>What the hell>Wang dang sweet poontang>Wang dang sweet poontang
>>131423617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxlsi5SYkg
>*deletes all live version bonus tracks*
S-TIER SONGS ONLY https://youtu.be/OYPeoUq9AN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9h8po4i9MsTHERE COMES THE LAST PART AND END OF OUR OLD AGEWITH THUNDER AND LIGHTNING THE DARK LORD WILL TAKE HIMTHE CROWN OF THE WHOLE WORLD, HIS CREATURES WILL KILL MEPOISONS MY SOUL, TO THE END I WILL FIGHT BUT I KNOW THAT THE THINGS THAT I DO ARE SO MEANLESSOH NO!>OH NO!I SEE THE HILLIT'S SO FAR AWAYI KNOW I CAN'T REACH ITBUT TWY IT AGAIN AND AGAININ MY DARK DREAMS HE'S WASTING MY LAST WILL HOW LONG CAN I STAY HERE THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL WILL KNOWRUN FOR THE NIGHT, BURN AWAY>tiruriruriru rururururuTHE TIME OF HIS FALL I'VE TO PAY
>>131423560>>131423557rock is negro musictherefore metal is negro music
>>131423665Waiting for you to start
>>131423708My misheard lyrics are always better than real lyrics.
>>131423712Correct.
>>131423617>White man's song about a girl's pussy>>131423632>black boy's song about his own penis
>>131423755>simp>chad
>September 1stNBBMN is almost here bros...
>>131423794>kvlt kiddies fuck off for a monthbest time of the year
Horrible thread
>>131423755>Chad>virgin
>>131423665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6rvqWtpOkE
>>131423537
Bros I ate some pizza for the first time in awhile and my colon feels a little weird
>>131423896
>>131423904should probably fart the cum out first
131423911Instakvetch
>>131423916You must have a lot of experience with that, eh?
>>131423911>>131423916why are you a homosexual?
>>131423911>>131423916look how these two posts are a minute apart, as if waiting for the cooldown
>>131423926Good catch
>>131423926>>131423935schizos
>>131423804
>>131423926>>131423935Clown-spammer is a literal transexual. Not even joking.
>>131423961>clown edit only posted 64 times over 3 yearsrent fucking free holy shit
>>131423978yeah, that's spam, and off-topicnow count your multiple other clown edits, tranny
just nuke this thread and start over
>>131424031It would be worse
You guys listen to really bad music.
>>131424054what was your first clue
>>131424031>clown-tranny gets caught out>h-hey guys let's delete the threadNo
>>131424078just gonna keep getting worse the more you goad her
I'm gonna vrip ass. Get it? Like vril and ripping fucking ass.
>>131424054Bad music for bad people
>>131424193we're badass motherfuckers
Do you guys think you'll still be listening to metal music songs when you grow up?
>>13142423334 here. Yes, when I grow up.
>>131423733Caller of the Storms is an Honorary Metal Aryan.
You ARE a Quebecois Black Metal respected, right anon?https://youtu.be/TJWBFWH-XHA
>>131424272Of course, they carried the flame of Trve Vinlandic Black Metal early on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MrOAuJSSas
>>131424272I only really like Frozen Shadows
>>131423911lol
>>131424409I don't think you're actually listening to this right now.
>>131423961kek
It arrived today
>>131424054Correct.
>>131424628HEIL
>>131424628you're not going to attract a thicc ebony kween gf to pamper you if you keep being a chud like this
>>131424679Black metal provides more comfort than a woman ever could.
>>131424686hands that have never rested in the back pocke of a girl's pants at recess typed out this post
>>131423537unjustly maligned, grossly overlooked
ONLY DEATH IS REAL
>>131425013what dies, then, to make death real?
>>131423546These dudes made the same mistake
>>131425040That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.
>>131424957Only gets hated because King ov Hell is a weirdo.
>>131423537Leviathan rules.
>>131425143Hola Pedro
>>131425352sir varg is a genius
>>131425422>varg is a geniusHails. Anyone whose listened to Filosofem would be unable to prove otherwise.
>>131425437Unironically.
>>131425151terrible quote by a terrible author
>>131425212yeah but there's plenty of weirdos in metal, and he wrote sick af riffs>>131425422a genius at being a lolcow>>131425437who's*, and you don't need to be a genius to write sick af riffs
>>131425484You suck.
>>131425492>a genius at being a lolcowamong other things such as music and black metal composition
>>131425503>>131425520lmao absolute clownfest
>>131423712Terrance is based
>>131425602name a better black metal composer then
https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Dolly_Parton/1093894
>>131425658Mey'nach from Mutiilation.Nathan & Aaron Weaver of Wolves in the Throne Room.[spoiler]Euronymous[/spoiler].
>>131425658WAGNER
>>131425723>Nathan & Aaron Weaver of Wolves in the Throne RoomLOLLMAO
>>131425731Go to bed kiddo
>>131425658pick a letter
>>131424557It's so good.
>>131425757welowie more like, wowie
>>131425641why don't more black dudes play death metal? Terrance showed us it works
>>131425761Yeah. Wowie, what a good demo.
>>131425731HEIL
>he listens to demoscan't even begin to imagine the absolute fucking state of these anons' rooms, probably piss bottles everywhere
>>131425658Adam KalmBACH
>>131425763>American culture is centered around...
>>131425658Roman Saenko>b b but all his stuff sounds the same Yes.
>>131425844I'm just curious.black people invented rock n roll, Jimi is considered one of the greatest guitar players ever (even though I think he's overrated) and then blacks just.. stopped doing rockTerrance and Caller of Storms are like the only black guys I know who do heavy metal much less extreme metal.
>>131425822Appreciating demos implies a certain level of empathy and desire for human connection that mass produced music usually doesn't have. So I'd assume most anons who blast demos have tidy abodes that are welcoming to guests.
>>131425863>azov larper kek hope the based ruzzians get his ass kallibered if they haven't already
>>131425880>based ruzzians Lole
>buy album>read liner notes>"Slava Ukraini"
>>131425896>im a nationalist!>im going to destroy my country on behest of the jews!!azov larpers are a joke
Enslaved kinda go in one ear n out the other.
>>131425917>I'm a nationalist >why yes, I'll gladly let my country be overtaken by an authoritarian regime that could hardly be more corrupt!!Chuds are so silly
>>131425975you have no idea of what you're talking about
>>131425971elevator metal
>>131424686Pathetic post and poster
>>131425984Lol bye bitch
>>131425984>get invaded by country>fight to protect your homelandit's based.fighting to protect your homeland goes beyond whether or not you agree with the people in power you're fighting to keep speaking your language and preserve your national culture from people who don't even consider you human and consider you not even a real country, language, and culture.Never surrender to someone who doesn't even view you as a human being.
>>131425872>black people invented rock n rollkek
>>131424628>The Semitic Serpent’s Venomous BiteSo we’re doing anti-Semitic tropes now? Very sketch. I’ll be letting r/isitsketch know
>>131426023>get invade by another country >volunteer to sell your country out and sacrifice it for those people to slightly damage russia on behest of people that see you as nothing but subhuman>call yourself a nationalist like i said you're cluess
>>131426055I dunno, maybe Russia shouldn't have invaded.you can't blame people for fighting back when you're moving in to completely eradicate their nation, language, and culture and probably starve them to death by the millions again.
>>131423537One of those bands that turned goth metal like Sentenced and Cemetery but did it better than either of them. Is there any goth metal that isn't complete cringe?
>>131426072>I dunno, maybe Russia shouldn't have invaded>when you're moving in to completely eradicate their nation, language, and culture and probably starve them to death by the millions again.you're such a clueless raped kikeslave
>>131426083>when you're moving in to completely eradicate their nationFfs lay off the /Pol/-Aid
>>131426083nah, I'm just not retarded.once you crossed the line and started invading and rolling in tanks that eliminates internal politics. Now it's a war for survival of your nation, regardless of politics. That's why Azov Nazis are on the same side as leftists in Kiyiv, because you forced the issue to either fight for your homeland, or see your homeland completely destroyed and replaced.anyway, I don't know who is making Ukranian black metal, but whatever, if they put it on drone videos that'd be pretty good.
>>131425975>overtaken by an authoritarian regime that could hardly be more corruptZelensky/Chabad-Lubavitch?
>>131426091if you genuinely believe that then you're a completely mindraped reddit kikeslaves and there's simply nothing else to say to you>once you crossed the line and started invading and rolling in tanks that eliminates internal politicsyou mean the tanks that rolled over to put pressure on them to sign and agreement that could have avoided this whole war?you have no clue about even the first thing coming this conflict and idolize some of the most absolutely retaded larpers on earth.imagine willfully turning yourselfs into the kurds of europe and boasting about it.just pure retardation
fitting, like the metal scene at large, this thread also has nothing to do with music
>>131426137>put pressure ondude just stop, you were flying in VDV trying to take over airports and making a run at conquering Kiyiv in a matter of days but your logistics fucking suck so you couldn't make it.you put people's backs against the wall of course they're going to fight back.Putin's whole speech trying to justify things days before the invasion basically trying to say Ukraine is not a real nation... and you expect its people to just gladly surrender and start speaking Russian.Russian black metal sucks anyway
>>131426167>and start speaking Russianits so fucking funny when people completely clueless about a subject trying to larp like their uninformed opinion holds any weight at allthose fucking retard sold out their countryukraine is dead, its overzelekike and his corrupt goon gonna loot as much NAFO gibs as they can and then fuck off to israel as many of them already did.while reddit cheerleaders like you will keep creaming and applauding on the destruction of their country.gods sense of humor is so wicked
>>131425971Saw them live 20 years ago and remember nothing. Zyklon were one of the openers and played a better show.
>>131426199>dude you're like sooo dumb and retarded and also stupid omg Nta but you sound like a legit retard
>>131426296its just a natural reaction if some redditor whos only exposure to metal was sleep token and poppy would try to start educating you about the genre you wouldn't start to patiently explaining him the whole thing from the startyou would just scoff and call him a clueless retard and keep on with your day
>>131426324>if some redditor whos only exposure to metal was sleep token and poppy would try to start educating you about the genre you wouldn't start to patiently explaining him the whole thing from the startBut I love talking about Black Sabbath.
>>131426324That's a rather verbose way of saying "I don't have good arguments"
>>131426350https://youtu.be/_RNE3X41IvM?si=hHCKaCA9xQR_tMaAthen you are free to educate yourself from someone who has first hand experience with the thing and the whole region instead of getting your mind washed by the most tired lamest propaganda there is.its not my job to do so and its too much broad of a subject.
>>131426137>you mean the tanks that rolled over to put pressure on them to sign and agreementSimilar to Varg stabbing Euro in the back in his own apartment for self-defense
>>131426376>first hand experience My ass. You're just some dipshit right-winger who sides with Russia because you have a pathological hatred for liberals and because you're ideologically aligned with Putin and his regime. Fuck off.
Pretend I posted the Family Guy paint swatch meme with the white colors supporting Ukraine and the brown and black colors supporting Russia.
>>131426411except the part where if they agreed to staying a neutral buffer state they would still have a functioning country and wouldn't be forced to snatch people from the streets to keep the meat grinder going when majority of female population left abroad and will never return.but at least they got to be "sovereign" by being used as foot soldiers of the global west :)
>>131426424its completely pointless if you don't even have basic reading comprehension just stick to head banging and metal instead of getting political and batting for one side in a region you know nothing about
me when im a based azov nationalist fighting for the sovereignty of my country :)
>>131425795yeah that-- that's what I meant, anon
>>131426451Wait, were you talking about Jeffrey (((Sachs)))? >first-hand experience Lmao
>>131425782I love that cover art, man. The music's excellent too, but there's something about that pic that sets it apart from a million other metal album covers of corpses/cemeteries/etc. It evoques a candid, film-roll picture of a family's older members gathered in a dusty living room surrounded by leather and wood sometime in the early-mid '80d. D'you see how I mean?
>>131426481>guy who was in charge of stabilizing the economies of mostof eastern europe russia included and helped to create estonias currency who was involved with all of their governments and was directly on phone with people involved with the ankara negotiations begging them to not take the UK deal and just sign the damn agreement to avoid all of what has happened has no first hand experienceokay
>>131425971they were amazing and did no wrong up to and inclusing Isa. Ruun was nice but felt a bit too much like Isa. Vertebrae and Axioma were alright, but again had nothing new to say. Everything after that is a blur.
vs the guy who didn't even know that majority of ukraine was speaking russian before the invasion and only switched to ukrainian after the invasion which leads to them inventing words on the fly (they still naturally resolve to screaming in russian when real shit happens because the larp drops under high pressure)
y'all gotta stop pretending you know the first thing about geopolitik on a laotian goldsmith meet-and-greet
>>131426503He spews opinions all day long like a typical self-righteous kike. Opinions... nothing more, you fucking dipshit. Sachs loves the sound of his own voice like flies love shit.The notion that NATO was positioning themselves to take over Russia is patently absurd. And the notion that the mere possibility that it was true gave Russia the right to invade Ukraine, kill and rape countless innocent people, reduce the country to rubble, and sacrifice over a million of their own, is downright evil.
>>131426556>The notion that NATO was positioning themselves to take over Russia is patently absurd. And the notion that the mere possibility that it was true gave Russia the right to invade Ukraine, kill and rape countless innocent people, reduce the country to rubble, and sacrifice over a million of their own, is downright evil.says the guy convinced russia is out to eradicate ukraine and ukrainan identity because they're just cartoon villians
>>131426568you're not even talking to the same person. I ducked out, because it's not metal.
>its just le opinionsyeah from someone infinitely more informed than you that was directly involved with people in the governments of all sides NATOs policy since the fucking 90's was always to use eastern europe as meat soldiers against russia
>>131426568You're arguing with more than one person. That wasn't me.But at this point, yeah, it's pretty safe to assume Russia wants to eradicate Ukrainian identity.I love how Sachs and his acolytes (aka useful idiots) conveniently ignore the initial reasons Putin and his regime gave for invading Ukraine. They were all over the place, from "denazification", to protecting the Donbas from genocide, to simply preventing Ukraine from being a US military outpost. Sachs is like, "no no no, ignore all that - it was actually because NATO was gonna invade Russia and the poor Russians were just protecting themselves."
>>131426618>lets ignore all of what actually has been happening geo politically in the world an eastern europe since the 90's and only focus on some segment of what putin has said (allegedly idk what your source even is) as the excuse justification to the plebs who have zero understanding of geo politicsthe funniest part is that ukraine as its today IS mostly an artifical state (which is why there was zero revolts in crimea over its annexation).and also while completely ignoring that the whole fiasco was starting way before of an invasion and was basically a civil war.
>>131426677All those words, and not a single point addressing anything I said, other than a shocking display of ignorance regarding what Putin has said.You have nothing but greentext strawmen and opinions that you gleaned from a kike lol
let me guess you also full heartedly believe donald trump when he says america is at war with iran now because they can't have nukes and not because israel needs iran wrecked as its the biggest threat to their complete hegemony over the middle east.
>>131426716I don't believe that... at all. Anything else you'd like to know?
>>131426727but trump said that that was the reason they went to war so this must be the truth and you must believe that
>>131426496I'm picking up what you're putting down. It's an evocative picture. It always feels like something you accidentally stumbled upon. There's a voyeuristic quality to it.
>>131426732Different things are different. It is in Trump's best interest to say what he's saying and deny the fact that he started the conflict at the behest of Israel. In Putin's case, the most logical reason he could have possibly given for the invasion was exactly what Sachs claims was the reason, not the host of other reasons Putin and his goons gave.
>>131426768To be clear, Putin fumbled the pretext for the invasion and made it clear that his primary goal was simply to expand Russia.
>>131426768but those are exactly the reasons he gavethose azov clowns are nothing but CIA niggerly brain washed goons trained to be used as battering ram against russia.denazification and demilitarization will be complete once those eastern parts on that map:>>131426677will be fully liberated and the westren part would be too buck broken to be able to perceive a threat.all of that could be avoided if they simply at first followed the minsk agreements and didn't chimpout agianst "moskals".and later didn't completely openly submitted to being a western base and hosting nukes for NATO on their soil.they chose to be useful idiots of the west and now they reap the rewards, like i said the kurds of europe.>>131426784things that never happened
>>131426762yeah and a positive something, in spite of the morbid look of it. Like how in some places they actually go to graveyards for all saint's days and hang out in the graveyard, food and music and all
can we get some names and trips on all the armchair global politic experts in the thread
>>131426812>but those are exactly the reasons he gaveLike I said, he was all over the place. In the early days, he never once said anything about NATO invading Russia. It was mostly about Denazification and protecting the Donbas. The broader justification related to NATO expansion came afterwards - I suppose after Putin realized how retarded his pretext was.Hell, even Aleksandr Dugin wasn't talking about NATO attacking Russia. He was just talking about Ukraine being essentially Russian territory and voiced concerns about Ukraine becoming more aligned with the west. Do I think the war is ridiculous and perhaps it would have been in Ukraine's best interest to become a part of Russia? Probably, yeah. But I also think what Russia has done is abominable.
>>131423959>>131423959>>131423959>>131423959>>131423959
listen to my metal song about jerking offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzGqK_fkH0
Wore a Grand Belials key shirt to the gym. Theres a basketball court and its 24 hours so theres a bunch of niggers there
>>131423537This is such a big step up from the albums before it.
>>131427061Blacks don't know what GBK is
>>131427119They don’t know a lot of stuff
There's a new Nails EP.
>>131423537Listening to Sunn O))) - Live in Paris '20.
>>131427221The normies fear the based life
>>131427221The singer is a cringelord, but Abandon All Life is a pretty badass album, I have to admit.
>>131427221Why does it take them so long to write an album of about 10 minutes of songs and then an 8 minute closer when they just hammer the whammy bar like it owes them money
>>131423537It's impressive how much ColdWorld has fallen off since the first couple releases.
y'all got a discord server or something?
>>131428044There was one years ago but it died immediately.
>>131428044No, you have to groom somewhere else
My dog was my best friend and he just died. I was just with him this weekend and he slept as I was blasting Darkthrone in my room. Despite his bounding energy and vitality, he too must also expire. Momento mori.
>>131427061You want a medal?
>gets hit by a car and fucking dies lmao
>>131427061Heh, this will show 'em!
>>131428130Correct
>>131428147ngl Хлaдaвзop is one of my fav albums
Artist: BranikaldAlbum: Car CrashSong: Skull Fracturing Nightmare >Vrooooom>Screeeek>BANG>Aghhhhhh
>>131428166alr it was funny the first time you dont have to do it again
>>131428155It's just bland atmosloppa
>>131428187I like my atmoshit leave me be okay
Was it the first hipster black metal album?
>>131428201My vote goes for this one
>>131428201What about In The Nightside Eclipse
>>131428201I'd say it is Ulver - Bergtatt
>>131428370I wasn't sure if that came before Filo, it did, but while I was checking for Burzum on MA I got this as a result.
>>131424069The lack of any good blasting(s).
>>131428479There are at least two good blastings ITT, you're blind, or bald.
who revved him
>>131428489Negative on all accounts.
>>131428596>>131423896>>131424161
>>131428609Incorrect.
>>131428707>No argumentsI accept your concession.
>>131428714There’s nothing to argue, you just listen to bad music.
>>131428812I already told you, your concession is accepted. There is no need to reply to me again.
>>131428812No he just shills anything that leans right regardless of quality.
BREAKING THE LAWBREAKING THE LAWBREAKING THE LAWBREAKING THE LAW
>>131428818>le accepty ur conseshy Cute, for a second I thought I was speaking to an adult.
>>131428848Incorrect. >>131428982Still waiting for an argument. Otherwise, again, there is no need to reply to my posts.
Can I get uhhhh some triumphant black metal recs?
>>131429053>IncorrectOkay so what right leaning albums do you dislike, or left albums do you like?
>>131429103Krematorium - Tag der Schwerter. Basically a Totale Vernichtung album. It even has a feature from Antimessiah https://files.catbox.moe/h2yxdv.flac
>>131429145>Right or Left/shreddit/ iq strikes again.
>>131429162Didn't answer the question then.I said you only shill right leaning albums, based on the blastings you picked and because that's a trend on here, and you claimed I was incorrect. It's easy to prove me as incorrect by showing that there are exceptions to my theory.So do you plan on proving me wrong or should I just type "I accept your concession" now ahead of time?
Such a fucking great demo. Demochads always win in the end
>>131429184We don't share the same vision of politics, I refuse to play your little game.
>>131429223Okay then I accept your concession.
>>131428100Sorry for your loss.RIP
>>131428100F for anon's dog
>>131428812I do wonder what this poster considers "good music".
>>131428379Filosofem: Recorded March 1993Bergtatt – Et eeventyr i 5 capitler: Recorded November and December 1994
>>131429340Fair, so Filo came out in 96 but was recorded way earlier? Weird.
Napalm death - Harmony corruption
>>131429103
>>1314293655 months after recording Filosofem, Varg was arrested, leading to his imprisonment. The album release was delayed.Between January 1992 - March 1993, Varg recorded Burzum, Aske, Det som engang var, Hvis lyset tar oss, and Filosofem.
>>131429526I would strongly put the Flaming Ouroboros demo over the album.That album is so weak in comparison.
>>131423537Cover art is an absolute meme, but it is a pretty good black metal, especially for NS standards
>>131429590Varg is a genius.
Varg - a true patron of hipster black metal
>>131429749>was a genius
>>131429757>hipsteryou don't know the meaning of the word
>>131429789you don't know the meaning of metal
>at the bus stop>blasting metal through my earphones>nasty homeless black guy stumbles by>"oh shit, better turn down volume and not relax">he shimmies on by with a zombie-like gait>makes direct eye contact with me with sickly jaundice eyes>smacks his lips and mutters, "you look like a fucking faggot">hobbles down the sidewalkwho was in the wrong here?
>>131429826He probably noticed you were wearing a Kaevum t-shirt
ildjarn sucks
>Listen to some of the stuff on pic related for a quick laugh>Some of its actually decent and well composedHuh.
>>131429881
COLDSTEELPRESSEDAGAINST ME
>>131429826based respectable black man
>>131429053>no dude you have to argue with me!Argue with what exactly all you did was validate your low standards.
>>131429332>>131429881
>>131429881the meme is that those are all top tier albums but you need to pretend they're gay so people miss out and listen to dogshit like kaevum instead
>>131428201>>131428305>>131428370I thought we all agreed on this?
>>131429966You know this board is dead when someone points out the joke, I legit did the same post when the chart first dropped, and everyone acted stupid or went along with the chart.>File has a 2017 timestamp>Itll be a 10 year old chart in 1 yearfml
>>131429954Tell me more about why you consider my standards to be low, and perhaps I will take your criticism seriously, and we can have a real discussion.>>131429962>>131429868Correct.
>>131430004literally the only good disso bm album. dso tongues my anus.
Black Metal is inherently Satanic. In b4 she-fag replies to herself with the fake queer Hitler pic.
>>131430007what a terrible larp
>>131429966all that hipster bm and stoner crappola sucks, dude.
>>131430018>dso tongues my anusbut that's a good thing, anon; you're saying dso gives you pleasure
>>131430037no, it's almost popping my hemorrhoid. unbearable.
>>131430032agalloch mogs your favorite band
>>131430058Lol. Those were one of the exceptions. Ulver too.
Not sure why I even bother checking in here anymore. Dogs will keep eating dog food. Only Hec had a functional brain.
kosher riffs
Dead board, dead thread, Dead
>>131430072>>131430007Hec jr please stay, you're legit one of the few good posters
the real hector got a permanent ban
>>131430018It's not even good. It's a fucking boring mess with shit vocals.
