Bass Persuades editionPrevious: >>131453692Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWpw-Ynl0YcAnnouncements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/september-09/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.08.05-2026.09.05/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.08.05-2026.09.05/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
>>131454027im fancying that all right
>olivia: "has anyone seen my poop?">mfw:
Livvy needs to foot battle Ari on cam.
Who else eat pizza in the shower
>>131458394cheese pizza?
>>131458389Did you just make a joke about scatology? Not funny and frankly just gross
zendaya COALMAN
coal. man. get it
>>131458394Not me. I need to have it toasted at the very least.
>>131458389>be professor>female student fails final test>asks after class if there's anything she can do to get a better grade>sorry should have studied>can tell this makes her mad>she pull out her ass and lays a giant, stinky shit on my desk>pulls up her pants and begins to walk away>WAIT>she stops and looks at me>look at the giant shit>look at her>on second thought, I'll give you a B how's that?>she smiles and walks away>don't have to worry about lunchSometimes being a professor has it's perks
>>131458450you propose a toast to your pizza? or to your shower?
>>131458394is that leftover papa johns?
>>131458419joke?
>>131458539Talentless nepobaby
>>131458458Very funny. I can't take soggy cold pizza. I need it hot and crispy.
So it's just Miley now? Lame.
>>131458550Yes
>>131458571I haven't enjoyed her music in a long time
Miley literally peaked with her last album. Seethers get better material
>>131458550Stop using words you don't understand. A set builder doesn't have the same pull a writer, director or producer does. Audrey Hobert and Gracie Abrams are nepobabies
Nice to see Miley talked about again. I used to disdain her but came around on "Midnight Sky" and "Flowers". My mother loves "Prisoner".
>>131458394You making me want a pizza*rapes you and steals the slice*
pizza toppings ranked: 1. Poop2. Shit3. Feces4. poo
>>131458758
>>131458685>>131458736>>131458758>>131458848
Revolting thread so far
>>131458450It's better cold>>131458461Dominghoes >>131458736:o
>>131458593It’s amazing how much right wing discourse is just them actually not understanding things, thus making discourse impossible.
>>131458945Rightoids are retards led by stooges who make shit up as they go along while their enemies only gain more power and influence. More at 11.
>>131458593Imagine hating on pheebs cause her dad is a blue collar union guy
The ’70s gave rock some seriously heavy records, and these four are a pretty good snapshot of why. Which ONE still sounds the most powerful to you?
choli
>>131459003FUCK!!! THAT'S A HAWRD QUESTION...AHM GOING WIT AEROSMITH
>>131459003Heaviest rock album of the 70s is picrel
It's up btwhttps://youtu.be/RbsmvUXIqmwHer back and shoulders in this video made me total my car...
>>131459142What about her head, knees, and toes?
>>131459148Hair, teeth and clavicle too!!
cooly snack https://youtube.com/shorts/26m4uomWx0Y
>>131459003Of those four, Machine Head by Deep Purple stands out to me. Of course, if we're going to talk up early '70s heaviness, it's hard to top this:https://youtu.be/1CaEAj2vFTsOr this:https://youtu.be/6m9ZSYyMBSEOr this:https://youtu.be/w9eGc5Luk3cHow about this:https://youtu.be/RYh85aIbJHEIf you'd like some stuff from bands that never made it, I'd suggest these:https://youtu.be/dDjlNrZnjEshttps://youtu.be/CzRzjrKgmw4
>>131458998Phoebe probably doesn't eat much considering how thin she is. She must be a one-meal-a-day sorta girl.
There's lots of foods in this world!Not for me, I'm a One Food Girl!
>>131459307I can relate. Not for health reasons or anything though. I just see eating as kind of a chore if that makes sense. Like if they were to make a pill that gives you all your required nutrition for the day, I'd definitely do that
I want to eat her ushy gussy pussy
>>131459413The eyebrows fucccckkk
>>131459398>>131459421Too bad she's chad only :(
typical foid social strategy: be woke instagram lesbians but fuck chad . chappell does this as well
>>131459471Take your meds
Phoebe won
>>131459398>>131459421my brother of the retreating hairline
>>131459471DOCTOR HE'S SCHIZOING ABOUT LESBIANS AGAIN! PLEASE HURRY
>>131459413P. Briddy
>>131459509Nah he just has a big forehead
>>131459003Zeppelin easy
>>131459614>>131459649That sternum tattoo is kinda tacky and I'm a guy who isn't necessarily offended by ink. I just prefer it be kept on the extremities.
>>131459614Pheobe looks more asian than I remember
>>131459672Actually, I believe it was confirmed in a recent interview that she got it so that guys know where to aim when they pull out
>>131459711Jesus, really? If you find it, link it. She might just be making a quip for content, but if she was serious, it just makes her look that much more like a gutter slut.
Olivia SINGING!
>>131459742Lmao no I was joking
Please be patient with Ninny, y'allBoy's got the autism
Olivia "wasian squirter" Rodrigo
I do not wish to hear about squirting anymore
Olivia going AAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGd4efgdPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efmq4AkXXj8
>>131458945I keep thinking of this because it's real. My dad's a christian conservative, the "I won't use your pronouns" and "muslims will be a majority in Europe but you can't even say anything without being labeled a racist" kind of person.We discussed politics this thursday without getting heated for once and it's just so obvious that his political education comes from manufactured outrage on Facebook. Not to dog on the guy but I felt silly having to explain basic concepts to someone nearly twice as old when I'm in my political infancy.
which wpop girls do you think are squirters?
Tom Bina Birkin
>>131460165My mother is the same way. I just nod and ask open ended questions until I'm able to change the subject
schtickposter head ahh
>poop poster has entered the thread
>>131460165>muslims will be a majority in Europe but you can't even say anything without being labeled a racistTrying to explain how liberal power works to a rightoid is harder than explaining movie plots to a dog. They're incurable and ultimately too simple to understand anything complicated. They were from a different time and remain stuck there. One day, it'll be us, though. Don't get too picky. Boomer isn't just a generation. It's a mindset.
>>131460280How schtickposter be talking about schtickbandithttps://youtu.be/NYVZD1JdwU4
>>131460286Heyy
>sabrina: "where did all my poop go?" >me: *eats steaming poop bina burgers*
>>131460227Regrettably I snickered when he referred to the Gaza situation as a "war" but considering he parrots Israeli official talking points he's not ready for that conversation.He asked me, in earnest, to explain "why Pride rallies fly Palestinian flags because in Palestine you'd get treated really badly for being gay". I did my best to answer the question but I'm not sure if it registered.
>>131460334>why Pride rallies fly Palestinian flags because in Palestine you'd get treated really badly for being gaybut thats kind of a valid question, lots of people that get imported to western nations are anti LGBT, why dont they stay over there? Im against muslim immigration and I am not a rightoid
SchtickiesHQ has the kings of torture the CIA on their side. Good luck schtickpedo.
>>131460334Imagine him googling the USS Liberty. I bet he'd short-circuit hard.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
she's the CAPTAIN of my BOAT
https://www.tiktok.com/@masterofclip67/video/7681699155588287775
>>131460385So what? Some women have hairy legs. She'd look better if she shaved them, I'll give you.
>>131460385I need to dive tongue first into her bush
gays are stupid
grimes sisters, how did we come back from this?https://youtu.be/VWkQWVO_SEw?list=RDVWkQWVO_SEw&t=158
>>131460385She tries too hard
Sirs, which five poplets do you want to fuck the most?
>>131460385only dry dick people would care about ts
>>131460481Sydney SweeneyTate McRaePink PantheressAddyDoechii
Clavicular could make Olivia squirt
>>131460518>Clavicular could make Olivia squirt
>>131460358The west is safe from western bombs so I'd rather live in the west too. And I believe Palestine has bigger worries than gay rights. One day they'll get to gay.
Pinkpantheress
Should I go to work?Or go home and goon to Oliviafeet?
Beyonce and her team got together and asked themselves what is the cheapest thing they can buy and then sell for the most amount of money. It all started out as a joke but there it is and people are buying it.
>>131460506>>131460481Sydney Sweeney is an actress, not a pop tart. For me, it'sLISAJihyoDua LipaOlivia RodrigoMadison Beer
nadyarli empty box $1000
>>131460481AdelaAshnikkoSix SexClairoAddison
>>131460481Casual fornication with my darling would feel dirty.
>>131460481OliviaAriana back in the dayTaylorMadisonAddison
>>131460710>Sydney Sweeney is an actress, not a pop tart.Incorrect she was the opening line in Tate McRaecist's Miss Possessive
>>131460755ooh tate 'n' sydney. YES PLEASE.
>>131460755she's canadian she can't be racist. we don't roll like that over here. we invented a little thing we like to call multiculturalism.
tate 'n' lil baby, youngboy, travis scott, playboy carti 'n' future. YES PLEASE.
>>131460739This. I love Jane but I don't fantasize of a relationship with her, let alone sex. I'll just call it metaphysical love since I don't have a good way to word it.
racists>taylor >chappell>sabrinan
sabrinan
Halsey begins filming on her new movie SOON
chappell
Legs
>>131460959I want her to give me a legjob
>>131460919if she spells her name that way it should be pronounced like as in dave chappelle. but the way she says it it should be spelled like chapel
>>131460868It's not that I don't have sexual fantasies about her but they're never with me. They're with a man of suitable character who could provide her with healthy children and a loving family. Of course, a clone of my darling bioengineered for me would be nice. Then again, so would ice water in Hell.
>So autistic he can't even fantasize about his waifu without it being some ideological schlock
if her name was spelled to match the size of her ass it would be "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [*5 billion years later*] AAAAAAAPPELL"
what?
I feel like Phoebe doesn't take many baths
I WANNA SEE KAYLEIGH’s AMSTUTZ
she got her own name wrong.
Grapple Groan
Chappell Roan
>>131461106midwestern excellence
Tayluh Swiff
Grandmaster Bugs & The Furious Binas
Would've been cooler if zoomers brought back boom bap rap instead of nu-metal
https://www.tiktok.com/@lunchrunner.warrior/video/7679931877381262605
>>131461065I hope so
Next to her little Rodrigo theres a little scribble that says "FIRST" with the initials E.W
>>131461414That style of rap has mostly evolved into drumless rap
>>131461290>>131461350
>>131461414Zoomer Nu-Metal is weird.
Buddy what do you think about Adela? I like her now, she is going into my pop girls listhttps://youtu.be/3sB4Iv_tM7U
>>131461361Imagine how tight Olivia's pussy must feel
Olivia Rodrigo
>>131461564>>131461568>>131461581
Two I like have done this, between Slayyyter and Adela its odd this has happened twice
nah wtf nino, this shit is goodhow come you didnt like itnino rate all my favs based on looks i wanna see something
>>131461625>>131461664She's sorta attractive but her music isn't for me. Sorry. I don't see her growing on me like Slayyyter did. For what it's worth, I don't find Slayyyter attractive but Starfucker slaps
>>131461517I kinda hate those type of beats ngl. I can't get into alchemist at all>>131461547I think I mentioned one time that the nu-metal revival was a post-ironic millennial thing back in 2020. Zoomers can only do a weird pastiche of it since they didn't grow up in that era
>>131461556>i like her now that she reheats tates 2019 nachoswhy do you have such terrible taste
>>131461556I'll give her a listen pajarito
reminder
>>131461728
>>131459723I bet Olivia smells like daisies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vns9ssF7yxU
Gambina
The Gambina crime family?!
>>131461688apparently all the girls i like tend to be mostly eastern euros or latinas.>>131461697I like her, shes hot and i like her music. ive liked far worse stuff>>131461716cool <3
>>131461065If she were here she would say it's misogyny and you would never ask Julian Casablancas if he bathes
Gambina, my arch nemesis
>>131461768i only liked the singles. the rest felt really outdated and ruined my day
>>131461804Never had it. I'm more of a straight vodka/Tapio person.
>>131461856what about you?>>131461556
>>131461861Do not talk to me before I've had my coffee
>>131461871Its 9 PM on france right now, coffee?
>>131461801Because it's obvious he doesn't. Dude is fkn greasier and more junked out than a Skid Row zombie fried in lard.
>>131461888
>>131461856I prefer Bourbon, Brandy, Benedictine or Rakija/Slivovitz.
>>131461768The beat is cool and I like the Moulin Rouge reference. I think she's got more personality than Tate McRae
Freedom, Beauty, Truth and Looooove!
>>131461925Anyone has more character than Tate McRae. God knows why darling chose to cover her. Stupid choice.
>>131461894I do not take questions from the peanut gallery.>>131461556God damn she has aura. What a body of work. I like her vocals and the lyrics, shame about the rest of the music. Big up for Babygirl references, Nicole Kidman's character in that is the only character I've seen in cinema I find relatable on a personal level.
Adela is just Tate McRae 2Equally shite
>simping for Adelas flop album
>>131461933None of the rappers in the background poster are underground anymore
>>131462016LEAVE TATE MCRAE ALONE
>>131461933And they wouldn't let me start a comic book club in middle school baka>>131461947I really don't understand why she's so popular. I've heard that in Canada the radio stations are required to give a certain amount of airtime to Canadian artists, but I doubt that matters that much
>>131452863Tom Bugs coded videohttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUY9G2dw/
>>131462044normies like the shitty tate slop thats why adela is reheating it.
>>131462004>Babygirl referenceMy girl was at the premiere
>>131462076How about you premiere your balls in my ass
>>131462100Bet https://youtu.be/0ryUVzp2rhU
>>131462135>Sign in to confirm your age>This video may be inappropriate for some users.Such a shame yewchoob made circumventing age restrictions impossible.
Adela is better than Tate, what are you on fag?Girls I want to watch fuck BBC>addison>olivia>clairo>ashnikkoGirls I want to watch fuck BWC>six sex>adelasimple as
Nobody cares about bwc bro
>>131462179Mental ew-ness
>>131462179she was. until she decided to reheat tate nachos.prima issa flop.
bbc > bwc
>>131462177Why aren't you signed in to your YouTube account >>131462179I have a question. Which is less cucked to watch if you're latino between bbc and bwc
BBC is better we all know this, fine all to BBC then>>131462177>>131462242OPSEC LEVEL>>131462242depends, if youre just casually watching, you might say bwc is far more cucked but the truly special stuff is still bbc ngl. BBC is far more cucked when it hits right, many would try to make it the opposite but it just cant
Argentines are white btw
you know its bad when the highest rated track on your album was produced by the dare
>>131462242To reduce the moments I get sucked into algorithm surfing and to de-google my life. If I want to watch something I must manually look for it since I have no feed. I prefer to put effort into finding things like music and movies to enjoy because it's rewarding and I keep control.
Tate just has no aura and no charm, she needs a nosejob.Adela is better looking and she reminds me of the Euphoria pornstar actress
>>131462278Makes sense, that's what I figured >>131462295I could find a pic of a mexican that looks like this desu>>131462307I feel you on that. I tried using a flip phone for awhile but it was a pain in the ass cause of my job. I gotta be texting people all day and taking pictures for socials
>>131462044She's sexy, I guess.
Adela is kpoop
Adela mogs and I'm going to milk my penis to her and use my pink dildo
>addy, arca, aurora, ayesha erotica, bey, billie, caroline, cece natalie, chappy, choli, chvrches, clairo, crj, drake, eartheater, ethel, françoise, frost children, gaga, grimbo, hannah diamond, hayley, jessie ware, kacey, kali, kelela, kesha, kim, kylie, lana, lights, livvy, lola, lorde, madonna, magbay, marina, miley, mylène, oklou, phoebe, pinkpantheress, rebecca black, rina, riri, robyn, rosalía, sevdaliza, sky, sza, the last dinner party, tinashe, twigs, underscores, weyeswpop>tripfags, adele, adéla, ari, ashnikko, audrey hobert, ava, bea, bebe, bina, camila, doja, dua, ella, gracie, haim, halsey, jane birkin, katseye, katy, laufey, lizzo, madison, maggie, melanie, mitski, raye, rita, rose gray, six sex, slayyyter, tate, taylor, tove, tyla, zara, zheanilpop
I want to mutilate Adela's tiny body and sexualize the pink Adela mush meat
>>131462579Mogs Shitbe Bridgers maybe
Phoebe's leg hair > Tate's entire career
>>131462603not to my taste, even when she was young she was chopped to my taste
>looksmogged by tate>musicmogged by rebeccagrim!
>>131462632enough about taylor
>>131462603>langleyfag opiniontrashed
>>131462633She's stealing Punisher era Phoebe swag
>>131462529>>131462603Pheebs is hotter cause she looks like the type to eat ass
>>131462632Get her ass
>>131462633She's the most precious beautiful perfect princess in the whole world and I love her
>>131462373put on a shirt nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq6GPdx80ochttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjUyPkiOBjoLet's get a 60s vibe going.
Fiber optic cableHigh speed Bina access
which wpop girls look like they eat ass?
>>131462693zara
https://youtube.com/shorts/2egJj2aeXCQ
wpop meet up at d4vd's murder house!
Choli
>>131462715I'm not going in there nigga
>>131462684Okhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7BL7CKKmJE
>>131462671As always the homos dont know what the straight man likes.
>>131462715Even if he wasn't a murderer, d4vd deserves life in prisoner. His entire essence is anathema to me. I'd make him suck my dick in the middle of time square
I'm done pretending Charli xcx is the untouchable god of experimental/electronic pop music
>>131463079That sucks. You were the only person on tbe planet holding it down
I still kinda want Buddy to fuck my sister ngl
How do I make Olivia squirt using just her feet
Dem peepers
Scrolling through Maggie Rogers' wikiFeet page while listening to Troye Sivan
>>131463094no i wasnt
>>131463343She has cute feet.
>>131463430yikes
But I wouldn't massage them because she deserves chad and I am a bum that cucks himself even in his fantasies
>>131463475There aren't any good sole shots so I'm kind of sad now
Ong ALL of us pulling up to see primetime opening night dressed like this
u guys fw my taste?
>>131463508Not much of a foot guy but they're good enough for me.>>131463492Unironically, she does. A tall muscular WASP would do her well.
>>131463520Who are the censored ones
>>131463520Kendrick that high is surprising >>131463538Probably local bands
>>131463492Who do u stan
>>131463572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSLXC-OFl40
>>131463520>censoring artistssasuga
Spoticucks are everywhere
applecucks are everywhere
>>131463662It viscerally disgusted me when I saw everyone posting their Spotify year in review. Tell me you enjoy being cattle without telling me.
Normalize not streaming music (and movies)
Spotify plays a butchered version of "What Do I Have To Do" off the Rhythm Of Love album!!!
>>131463648the cutest
>>131462592>Maggieapop
I barely listen to music outside of what you guys recommend me, and even then it's on YouTube not Spotify
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG2JF0P4GFA
Toolyudes
>>131463640>gaylor
there are THREE GOATS in this photo
>>131463704>Tell me you enjoy being cattle without telling me.posting ts in wpop general>>131463762why?
>>131463520You're gay as hell. Here's mine.
>>131463883
I love the night time. I love listening to Jane talk while pavane pour une enfant defunte plays.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S1-C2Vnk10>>131463881I counted four>>131463762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7_Q-aFnVkAThoughts?
>>131463904dire
Patented wpop burger. Old family recipe!
>>131463640>straightlor
>>131463942>I counted foureverytime someone posts that photo a new goat gets spotted. where is it?
>>131463202Idk but we will figure this out
>>131464004On the left side behind her hair
>>131460165He's right though. You'll realize it once you turn 30 or so.
>>131460334What was your answer?
>>131464058Retard
>>131464048that's a white blop w.t.f.?!? that doesn't count >:(
>>131464058I hope not. That's just 3 years. I'll probably be a tankie or something by then idk.>>131464071It's a secret!>>131464099That's really rude to the fourth goat :o(
>when you hear there’s drugs
Why the fuck would you support muslims and Islam as a FAGGOT????
>>131464163Bc like your mom is a muslim and fags love their mother and would never disappoint them. Idk but thats usually why you have religious homos.
>>131464160Don't Blame Me love made me crazyIf it doesn't you ain't doin it rightLord help me my drug is my TaytayI'll be usin for the rest of mah life
>>131464160And Taylor had the audacity to call Choli a cokehead
>>131464198she literally said she puts narcotics in her songs
>>131463881Kayleigh. :)
https://www.tiktok.com/@wigfornun/photo/7681708867205500174
Poast week
>>131464413I posted a 5x5 last thread though. I could post a 10x10 instead but that'd just be goofy
Am I good only being familiar with Britney's singles or are her albums worth getting into
>>131464614I like Blackout !
>>131464654why does it look like Bina Baby is in a hallway at a WWE event about to do a pre-match interview
bina ladder match
when your bladder is the same size as bina's: bina bladder match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygplbxoFZUQ
>>>/tv/223010899
Nino do this test
mica DANCE
I think I made a drunken noise album at 5am. I can't remember and I smoked like 10 cigs and my eyes are filled with boogers
>>131464946Would cum all over this Tay
Schtickposter is Nurgles strongest soldier
>>131464946would cum all inside of this Tay
>>131464967>NurglesI dont know what that is
>>131464980
>>131464983
>>131464902Hehe xD
