Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131463153not a proper edition
BLASTINGOld: >>131452451FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
>>131463189damn, I guess nature really don't care for you huh
>>131463208I'm the leopard, you're the /metal/
is anyone going to make a real thread?
Christian NSBM bands, according to MA:>Legionnaire (USA)>Pagan Assault (France)>Vádló Bitófák (Hungary)>Fever (USA)>Titkolt Ellenállás (Hungary)>Volkshammer (USA)>Sanctified Ethos (USA)>Nativist (USA)Bonus:>Morbus Mundi (Russia) >Genre: Black Metal, Noise>Themes: National Socialism, Evil, Hatred (early); Christianity, Anti-fascism (later)
>>131463268all shit
>>131463255I am more metal than you yeah thanks for noticing>>131463268lmao who cares
>>131463208what makes you think that anon is african?
>>131463179
>>131463268Wait it turns out that the Hungarian bands listed aren't actually black metal at all. They're just playing heavy/thrash/crossover/punk and spewing nazi christian ideas for the love of the game
dead thread
metal for being a targeted individual?
>>131463179Peak Swedish bm:https://youtu.be/e997_4De0Kw?is=CkoiARKaD0Nwc3A5
>>131463189And they said women couldn't make good metal? What a joke...
>>131463474expound?
>>131463522That's a jewish man
>>131463532metal music to help me cope with being gangstalked by glowies and big-breasted jewish women who seek my downfall
Gorefest - Horrors in a Retarded Mind
>>131463268>Themes: National Socialism, Evil, Hatred (early); Christianity, Anti-fascism (later)Lol what happened here?
They named the album FAS because you have to have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to listen to dissoslop
>>131463557they shut dey white asses up and LISTENED when no one else did
>>131463546A Brazilian woman and transphobia isn't funny or cool
>>131463575they call it paracletus because you have to be a dumb hick named Cletus to think its anything special
>>131463557the main songwriter lost their virginity
>>131463557>Prior to 2016, Morbis Mundi shared far-right views. Later releases and a statement on Bandcamp confirm that the artist is now an Orthodox Christian and he has denounced his previous views.
>almost gets cucked out of his own band by a fag and a bassist who's barely audible>finally gets it back>does nothing with it>last release was 11 years ago
>>131463557He turned the other cheek, like a coward.
Gorgoroth's best album happens to have Gaahl on it btw
Not even close to a Nazi salute yall crazy for this one
>Started a black metal band at 12 years oldHow fucked up of a childhood could one possibly have?
>>131463815He was a street urchin who was groomed by Hoest, who is the Diddy of metal
>>131463296Here's your gold star bro
>>131463815dudes a shitbag who tries at every turn to convince other people of how hard he is
>>131463815weren't there a bunch of literal middle schoolers in the MLO
>>131463815>How fucked up of a childhood could one possibly haveI think most kids that age who we're into metal would've done the same thing.
Thinking about that european metal musician that dropped everything to move to the US and become a long-distance trucker for some reason
>>131464128According to google, this has happened more than once
>>131463268Christianity is incompatible with Nazism.
>>131464186Agreed, those people are all retarded. For some reason, those two ideologies have a large intersection in north america
>>131464128As an American with a basic bitch class C license and an avid Euro Truck Simulator enjoyer, driving in the U.S. is much, much more comfy because of roads that go through wide, open rural roads and believe me, you've never truly shit yourself until an actual living breathing bison charges your shitty little sedan
>>131464128Serbian CDL transplants are a big thing in the midwest. We haven't seen the full impact of the indian trucker crisis here yet
>>131464205Can’t believe some Nazi has me quoting the Bible in a metal thread, but it says:>there is neither Jew nor Greek>there is neither slave nor freed>there is neither man nor woman>for all are one in Christ JesusThat pretty much solves the racism question.
>>131464219>hey chief, your mixed-race son needs a bone marrow transplant and neither you or the kid's mother are matches, and now he's waaaay down on the waiting list, so I'd hate it to break to ya, but he's gonna die an agonizing death because you decided to put your dick in a subhuman; oh, and that will be $400,000 for hospital expenses (plus tip)
>>131464186Correct. We worship the true God Wotan here through the art of the riff.
>>131464256>subhumanHow can you claim to love God and hate God’s creations?
>>131464256Moses had a black wife. God gave somebody leprosy in the Old Testament for doing exactly what you’re doing right now.
>>131464283the curse of ham explains black skin and justifies slavery ;^)
>>131464269Honk
>>131463815Niklas is such an odd guy he doesn't even like metal he likes guns n roses and Swedish pop and rock music. Hes sort of like the kanye of bm bipolar weirdos
>>131464300>mormonOhhh you’re retarded and haven’t read the actual Bible.
>>131464283Moses was a POC himself
RIFFShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmT-pLP3va0
>>131464367not metal
>>131464396one of those days huh
>>131464214Are they all Serbian? I work shipping in Iowa and 90% of our pick ups are Eastern European accents but I’m not worldly enough to pick out specifics.
>>131464558DONTCHU GET MAAAAAAD AT ME
/metal/ + /kpop/ crossover
>>131463339eh?
>>131463549suicide
Nekrosoldat (Natur, Kultur, Ultra) and Shatraug (Let the Devil In, Sanojesi äärelle) are responsible for 5 of the 10 greatest black metal albums of all time. Say thank you.
>>131464862simply not true
>>131464862Imagine if they linked up
>>131465023anally
>>131464862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mueW3BVSU
>>131464862Shartrag bands suck
>>131465033
>>131465149you suck cock and dick
>>131465172>Gee Bill!
>>131463698>does nothing with itThat would've been peferable to Instinctus Bestialis. Even blah blah Trahunt had its moments of brilliance>>131463800As much as I love that album and Twilight Of The Idols, and feel they're mindlessly maligned and underrated, nothing in Gorgoroth's discography comes close to touching their first three albums. I don't think this is a particularly adventurous take, but it's true.
>>131464186Hence the NSDAP and KirchenkampfAn outright ban on Christianity was even entertained as a long term goal by some in the regime
>>131464186metal is incompatibe with both
>>131465233Explain to me why all the RABM shit is slop tier and below even DSBM then
>>131463161stfu jews are awesome
I just roke up
>>131465243Sorry about your /pol/ brainrot
we love Jewish women with big hair here
>>131465243not mutually exclusive
>>131463815I love that one interview he did. Genuinely inspirational.
>>131465312Correct. Very metal.
What should I read?
>>131465430unlike AI, which is antithetical with metal
>>131465476Not metal.
>>131465476a book on how to develop taste and an actual personality
>>131465476Lords of Chaos
>>131465476Hitler's Vikings. The 5th are my favourite.
Technical groove death metal?
>>131465476Wyndham Lewis - The Hitler Cult (1939)
>>131465680Please keep your bbc fetish to yourself
How do we banish posers from black metal for good?
>>131465702Zero tolerance policy against shartzis
ÖUGH!
>>131465930>Monotheistbased>adult pew pew toyscringe
>not actually about metal
>>131465969Self sovereignty includes self defense; "Do what thou wilt" and all thatBut I'm sure you knew that :^)
>>131465773How would only tolerating posers get rid of posers?
>>131465930Nice.
>>131465644yeah
>>131465257>stfu jews are awesome
>>131466267Need some
Death - Pull the Plug (on this general)
Death - Pull the Butt-Plug
Blasting the new Sleep record and huffing petrichor. >>131463179Hope you fags are having a good Saturday evening.
>>131463179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX5DRoMBciw
I need your symphonic black metal gems please.
>>131466643even if you've already heard Moon in the Scorpio, listen to it again
>>131466290damn, good luck
>>131466643you can't have them, they're mine
two based blastings in a row
>>131466891still best darkthrone album to this day btw
>>131466643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR5Tr5293ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBfgSIB6gSshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM8qshfJFEIThese are all aggressive examples of the subgenrehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Bwrpv6iHUThis is a symphoblack/thrash combo
I'm at my shitting point
Grim thread.
>>131467651GREAT post
>>131467052Correct.
I haven't listened to Darkthrone outside out the Unholy Trilogy+Panzerfaust.
>>131467793Total Death and Hate Them are great
>>131463161Correct.
>>131467793FOAD is funalso check thishttps://youtu.be/Wb8nF9KobGc?si=G-jubvVd6jTIfn6t
>>131467836>>131467800K I was like "I'm just gonna do it" and threw on The Underground Resistance. I'm liking it already. FOAD is queued up next.
>>131467899not metal
>>131467930Correct. Iron Maiden are rock.
>>131467899went downhill after this
>>131467951It went downhill immediately after NOTB. All they had left after that were radio singles.
>>1314631794chan won't let me post images from Australiahttps://youtu.be/wI6_mGPOeRU
>>131464114My condolences
>>131463179This is basically Mercyful Fate worship.
Iron Maiden albums ranked:Piece of Mind > Somewhere in Time > Seventh Son of a Seventh Son > Powerslave > The Number of the Beast > Iron Maiden > Killers
>>131468022>4chan won't let me post images from AustraliaNot even if you verify using a throwaway email?
>>131468350homoerotic take
>>131463179https://youtu.be/tfvbAjjlxHY?si=97x5H4gCQjiYN7jF
Technical groove death metal request or at least groovy death metal with odd time signatures
>>131469178
It’s been years since I’ve listened to Testament and just realised all the songs on Dark Roots of Earth are about being indigenous
>>131469227Dark Roots of Earth is their best album imo. Their early work is good but it sounds too similar to a lot of thrash bands from that time.Dark Roots of Earth has its own unique identity.
>>131465257oh yeah? post jewish metal then
>>131463179steve reich's drummingI will put on some metal later, probably Non-Physical Reality as I need to work on my backlog
>>131469349ai slop
>>131468350First seven Maiden albums are essential listening.
>>131469292https://youtu.be/3CFUBkzV-0k?si=cSmvkHGuOMtK5Z7wAnthrax was founded by a Jew (Scott Ian) and they covered a Jewish band (KISS)
>>131469431they are american thoI want some Israel made metal not some mutt fuckery
>>131463549Raise up the speed metal spirit dear anon, listen to Exorcist, Razor, Vulture, Agent Steel...Also Vengeance Rising and Suicidal Tendencies have the right attitude
>>131469438https://www.metal-archives.com/lists/IL
>>131469459sorry I prefer using rateyourmusic
>>131468350First fifteen Maiden albums are essential listening.
>>131469426yes
Is Pantera going to be another one of those legacy bands that pander to nostalgia by doing multi-year world tours and play the same songs over and over again, or do they have plans for new material any time soon? Either way, Dimebag Darrel is rolling in his grave.
>>131469523Phil is already writing heaps of music for DOWN and Scour. The average Pantera fan is like pic related and will lick up whatever slop they shit out.
>>131469536more like lardman
>>131469536>ghostpolitics face reveal jump scareGeeze, no wonder why True Capitalist Radio is a dying show. It's shit like this that is scaring Gen Alpha and Zoomers away from Metal.
>>131469523it would be infinitely worse if they blemished the perfect Pantera discography by adding a bastardized album to it under the name Pantera. what they're doing right now is fine, i guess. let them tour if it makes them happy/money. they have to eat and live. but New Pantera Material can not be created period because half of the creators are dead. it's over. I don't even like how on Spotify it shows pics of the new lineup but at least they didn't change the main profile pic from the classic lineup.
Just because of that I'm listening to Pantera rnDang I'm so cool
Pantera is fucking awesome. i'm listening to the last 2 live albums that i hadn't gotten around to listening to before. these kinds of posthumous albums are good. live archival albums from the 90s are the only things that should ever be released since Dimebag died.
>>131469561Zakk's shameless enough to ride the coattail's of anyone's intellectual property -if Phil wanted it enough.
Autonoesis is the best thrash I've heard in a long time
Dying fetus are peak
Punk is more authentic than metal. Artists like Zak Sabbath actually lived life on the edge and make real art, unlike mass produced bands like Metallica that sell at Walmart.
>>131469648Blues and folk are more authentic than both Superior too :^)
>>131469587he was already milking Ozzy with Zakk Sabbath before Ozzy was even in the ground so i fully expect Zakk to continue using ozzy's legacy as a cash cow for the rest of his career, he'll probably do Ozzy-themed tours in the future.
>>131468031Yeah it kinda sucked. But I listyened to "Ghost Condensate" afterweards and that one was actuallyt good.
“Coombait,” I called. “My little pet, come here.”My girlfriend groaned as she crawled, on all fours, towards me. She wore a collar, a spiky one. Her hair was cut into a bob with microbangs.“What is it today, daddy?” her voice was soft.“Coombait, my little kitten,” I said and lolled my tongue. “I wish to browse the anime website.”She held out her hand as I spat into it hot lobs of phlegm. Then I puked. Then I sneezed. And I puked some more.“Daddy! It’s so much, daddy!”I spat out the last chunk of expelled corn into Coombait’s hand. Then I threw my face into her cupped palms, like a pig at a trough, and sucked and licked and devoured the foetid substance.“Mmm, yes, Coombait,” I wiped my face. “Now is time to log into the anime website.”And, like that, Coombait bound up from the ground and stood awkwardly. Then her eyes flickered with lights. A dial-up screeching emanated from her throat. And her abdomen came alive with colours and pixels and scenes. She had turned into a computer.As she stood, I noticed the bruises daddy had given her. Blue marks across her body. Her knees were red, raw. But I saw as her stomach-monitor came alive with threads and trolls and flame wars and porn gifs and MLP scat rule 34 art.“Coombait,” I said. “Verification not required.”And I let out a huge wet fart and shat my pants.
>>131469818average fat guy on discord working 7 days a week as a mod
>>131468350cringe takes/t & Kilerss > all>>131469349All looks like extremeshit, where's the true metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plVL7ehjF60
best non-slam BDM from this year?
>>131469950Not telling you that. Find out for yourself
I miss him so much bros
>>131463161Been listening to Vothana with my mom on the way to college in the morning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X023Now1Ne8
>>131464558Hopefully someone understands what I mean by this, but the early three six mafia tracks where they really went into the evil appearance kind-of makes it like the black metal of the black community in my opinionIf you give a fuck to listen, below are the songs I feel like from their early days>Sweet Robbery>Long Nite>Mystic Stylez>Bone Dis>Now im hi pt. 3>Stash pot remix by Koopsta knicca and DJ Paul
>>131464300Join a religion not filled with cucks
>>131464269Was just listening to this a couple day ago, great stuff.
>>131470357>>131470417>samefag browsing the thread to reply to off-topic garbage
>>131470430>reddit point meme
>>131470442Yes.
>>131468350iron maiden fucking sucks
>>131470427I don't really care for your pseudo-oldfag niggerbabble, you're dedicating your life to knock-off scientology for people who couldn't get famous
>>131470430
>>131470466That post is 17 hours old you fucking schizophrenic retard, do you really believe you're responding to the same person who wrote it?
>>131469896good album
>>131470478Didn't even look at the time and just started sperging, thanks for telling me
>>131470473My nuts mog his
>>131470491you must now post what you're blastinga quarter in the jar, so to speak, for being such a dumbass
>>131463153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_0sdMePKtsKenny Vu is awesome
>>131466643
>>131470497Was already doing that lol, Mass Graves by Vothana
IRON MAIDEN RULES OK
Somewhere in Time is Varg's favorite album
Men like judas priest. """Men"""" like iron maiden.
>>131470539Men like judas priest. iron maiden likes men.
>>131464558based so fucking zased
>>131470521God tier album
>>131469942Not a big thrash listener but I'm enjoying this album so far, thank you for posting this.
v*arg is N- coded
>>131470539>>131470545Rob Halford is a homosexual.Iron Maiden are all married with children.
>2026>still no new The chats album announced
>>131470582>married with childrencomplete cuckery
would
Metal for the Masses subreddit
>>131470617Metal Boners subreddit
>>131464558>>131470389Memphis Rap arose around the same time as the black metal scene, both are a response to the environment the artists found themselves in and the lyrical themes reflect as much, not to mention the outside activities the respective members participated in connected to their scenes.There was something within the collective human unconscious over the fatigue that the tail end of the 80s brought and the impending economic downturn in the late 90s.Grunge arose in Seattle around the same time.Pioneers of death metal started around the same time in Florida.
>>131470711>the outside activities the respective members participated in connected to their sceneshaving gay sex and destroying historical buildings?
>>131470720Stabbing a few people too, can't forget that And a lot of shootings and voodoo nigger shit on the Memphis sideI think your soul would make my mixtape sound fire btw haha
>>131470711Memphis niggas actually came from a poverty stricken and crime ridden environmentBlack metal fags were just fooling around, putting on makeup and posing in their cushy countries
when I cum inside married women I always make them clutch my rosarymetal for this?
>>131470754Foo Fighters is perfect
>>131470754The only thing you've cummed inside of is your sock
>founding member of Every Time I Die diesdon't even like coreshit, but that sucks
>>131470597Shalom
>>131470748>poverty stricken and crime ridden environmentThey created it themselves.
>>131470906
>>131470510I only like the we were kings album
Just ran 22 miles blasting nothing but KAEVUM
>>131470964maybe in GTA, fatass
>>131470916>clown-tranny instakvetchlol
filth metal. thats the only genre i accept this album as. its not death, its not doom, its not sludge, and it DEFINITELY isnt black.
>>131470916Correct.
why does metal make normalfags seethe so much? and why is it only this genre of music?
>>131471177Riffs mog their ears
>>131471177jealous of our long hair and muscleswe steal girlfriends on the reg
>>131471037Its actually NSBM to be specific
>>131471313This may actually be a bait of a thread
>>131471037it's not even metal
Holy shit, Somewhere In Time is still a goat album, but why am I surprised, it is Varg's favorite metal album so it must be good
>>131471339I heard Varg also breathes oxygen and takes shit, what a absolute erudite for the ages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgpLH9OQE64>2:30-
I listen to NSBM unironically but I also post NSBM on /metal/ ironically because it’s funny
>>131471392you are so cool, I bet your IQ is at least 70
>>131471392don't forget to finish your homework, it's due on Tuesday
>>131471402Correct. It is 136
>>131471488Mine is 136.1
>>131471004Correct.
>>131470597your dad's a cuck? ok, lol
>>131471520>quick, benjamin, reply with that negro edit to own him
>>131470711>>131470731Reddit
The most brutal and extreme albums were made by trust fund kids whose parents loved them
>>131470841F
>>131467052>>131467769Incorrect.
>>131468081>lo-fi-esque blackened crust>blackened melodic heavy metal worship
>>131467836>>131467877FOAD is shitty comedy rock
there is nothing BM about Mercyful Fateit's just Judas Priest, but even more gay
>>131471037>its not death, its not doom, its not sludge, and it DEFINITELY isnt black.Yes it is, it's all of that. Did you listen to the album using your cunt instead of your ears?
The last 40 seconds gives me visions of some maniac axe murderer chasing someone down in a field. https://youtu.be/UKMmCFmaknc?t=240
>>131471574>>131471004obsessed>>131471887that's cool. When are you turning 16?
>>131471887slasher movie riffs
>>131471574He doesn't even have to post for you to be butthurt, KWAB
there is nothing BM about Venomit's just Motörhead, but even more gay
>>131471930
>>131471930Correct.
kek basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVbuWRcJQm4
>>131471574Correct.
>>131471925Terrible, fvlse meme.
>>131470916obsessed
Artist: FyrdungAlbum: HyperboreaSong: Vargflock>VARG!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRHpdPmDu7o&t=1834s
>>131471887>tfw I used to post cringe stuff on facebook like linkink a song from that album and writing "The sound of the apocalypse"
>>131471887>visions of some maniac axe murderer chasing someone downFor me it's this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7krFJ8qDh4
whole lotta cringe ITT rn (right now)
there is nothing BM about Bathoryit's just Venom, but even more gay
>>131472043The only cringe thing about that was posting on facebook.
>>131472062Thankfully they abandoned that diaper rock sound after the 3rd album
>>131472073she has a fat ass
>>131472077take your scat fetish back to /lgbt/
Only Varg is BM.
Varg will always be a great guy.
>>131472077>diaper rockwords have meaning
>>131471004why does she seethe about the clowns
>>131472194Your mom? The clowns remind her of you.
>>131472073I deleted my acount like 10 years ago so it's all good
peak lyricism
>>131466643French occult autist symphoblackhttps://youtu.be/4oKo02lEnOs?si=vaYw2wt2yjSD3MTa
>>131472358>thought it must be some esl band doing the best they can do at being edgy>they're american
>Dear Adolf...
>>131472113Correct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC6Ib_ORcMk
>>131472377most burgers can't even write or read
>>131471037ackchually its noisy blackened deathsludge
>>131472385best post ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOGl1bTNjM
>>131465702are there only 5 people, not counting the band, at that show?
anime loser fuck off
>>131465702I remember being young and dumb thinking metal was "edgy" but then I realized its just a bunch of faggots who pick on safe targets. Like Christians for example. Of course Christians aren't going to do shit. Then you go to youtube and your biggest metaltubers are faggot liberal women that rail on about hate crimes. All in all, metal is gay because it is filled with a bunch of white people and white people are cringe scared faggots.
>>131472551all true
>>131472514we love anime around here
imagine plapping a big wobbly butt foid at 120 bpm
>>131472551Are you talking about Chambergraves? I viewed a clip of her crying about some Muslim being hatecrimed. Hilarious.
>>131471177>why does metal make normalfags seethe so much?because it's good.>and why is it only this genre of music?It's not. Try classical..
I'll worship Sleep, I'll campaign for PRESIDENT
>>131472721Classical makes all kinds of plebs seethesupermarkets switch over to a classical radio station to clear out undesirables near closing time
Fapping to anime tiddies as we speak
>>131472750based
>>131472811>>131472811>>131472811
