Speckmann editionOLD: >>131472811FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>131480697blessed image
>>131480699Loser post
BLASTING
>>131480706>Loser post
>>131480707
What’s better Gorguts obscura or Immolation Close to a World below?
>>131480712You seem obsessed with these people.
>>131480706You seem obsessed
LSSAH - RUHMREICH
>>131480770>n-no uTypical low IQ shartzi
>>131480699Winner post
Deafheaven’s Kerry King says they have a new EP coming out that is the closest to black metal they have ever come. Deafheavenchads can’t stop winning
>>131480933>Kerry King
>>131480933based
>>131480943Kerry McCoy, I was thinking of fucking SLAYER at the same time
Death - Painkiller
>>131480712instakvetch
>>131480980happens to the best of usI, for one, am always thinkin' of FUCKIN' SLAAAAAAAAAYER
>>131480730Gorguts Obscura It's brain food
Snoreguts
>Snoreguts
>It's brain food
>>131480859>sharttake your scat fetish back to /lgbt/
>AIslop
>Finally found a bar in my shithole town that plays metal and punk exclusivelyWhat a breath of fresh air. They were blasting the entirety of Show No Mercy when I arrived.
>Wrote an anti-abortion songHOLY BASED
>>131481228
>>131481272The image that mindbroke her
I'M A SLAVE TO THE WHIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8WcA1kXZug
>>131481272>instakvetch
>>131481272>>131481279Most mindbroken poster (samefag) in the history of this site
Can anyone rec me some good crusty black metal where they go "bleghh"?
>>131481279>>131481272Correct
>>131481205>>131481193>>131481179You getting roasted but it is good idk if it’s better than immolations old shit
>>131481412For>>131481168
>>131481394https://youtu.be/DXtdrXriJw0?t=50First that came to mind anyway.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvLTb7pqTew&list=PLwPBM4hpb3mNw8H3aMV8kY8B2_xmU9lYx&index=3Is there any other metal that sounds like this?
>>131481448oranssi pazuzu
>>131481448Wrest is kind of in his own league with Lurker and Leviathan. The closest you'll get to Lurker are the Leviathan songs where he has the same atmosphere.
>>131481441I like Cobalt a lot already lol. But yeah ty.
>>131481441>heart failure at 42vaxx status?
>>131481464Okay then take this next and after that I give up.https://youtu.be/gcmksgQ8E34?t=134
>>131481448HEIL
>>131481472I'm sure the fact the man liked his drink and ciggies didn't do it.
Thinking about Striborg.
>>131480707it's alright
>>131481448>>131481492>Great artist>Covers their body in disgusting tattoosI am so tired
>>131481547literally and unironically how does this affect you personally
>>131481547kill yourself then
Demos are superior to albums in almost all caseshttps://youtu.be/c1mAIbPfgwI?t=769
>>131481547You dont even have to fucking look at him if you dont want. Its music.
>>131481556>>131481559>>1314815791) His tattoos are hideous2) He is covered in them. You cannot separate the artist from this, not when it is so integral to his image. Tattoos are an indication of something deeply wrong with someone, and the level that he has, along with the horrible imagery showcases someone who clearly has shit taste and questionable logic.
>>131481609Get better material.
>>131481556>>131481559>>131481579You belong to your tattooist; you wear his branding like sheep
>>131481614she did my tattoos tho
>>131481609>>131481614closeted homosexual AND schizoid? Don't remember seeing that combo before
>>131481649I MUST THINK ABOUT HOW MEAN APPEARI MUST NOT JUST ENGAGE IN THE NON-VISUAL MEDIA, I MUST KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE AND OBSESS OVER THEIR SKIN
Wrest is literally a tattoo artist. You’re expected to have tattoos if that’s what you do for a living.
>>131481649You are submissive: a slave
>>131481713Are there any tattoo artists who don't have tattoos?
>>131481448Amesoeurs, unironically.
>>131481854me
how does varg even have an income
>>131482407welfare
>>131482407I purchased all his albums.
>>131482431imagine supporting a chud
>>131482407rich parents, royalties, the french government
HEIL VIKERNES
>>131482407unemployed loser who leeches off the government
Jari Mäenpää to rejoin Ensiferum for 2027 Europe tour for "The Early Years"Setlist:>1997 Demo Tape>Ensiferum (2001)>Iron (2004)>Dragonheads (2006)>Victory Songs (2007)https://www.metalblade.com/us/news/ensiferum-the-early-years/https://youtu.be/Q5NQlrgvrQA [Embed]>Jari performing arguably his best albums aside from Wintersun's debut album LIVELiterally once in a lifetime event
>>131482581BASEDimagine working for ZOG
>>131482601Folkslop
can you even truly call yourself a metalhead if you got a job?
>>131482601reminder that this has 59 tracks and is 5 and a half hours long
>>131482662Fuck I needed this reminder actually. I recently found out about it and I need to CONSUME all of it
>>131480740>people
>>131480933>says>is the closest
‘Yahuic riffs
>TRADE OFFER>I receive:>$500,000>lots of beer>more beer>a sauna>You receive:>18 discs of isolated studio tracks>badass AI-generated dragon art book (PDF format)
>>131482407He has 250k monthly listeners on spotify. Based on the average spotify pay per stream of $0.004 he's made around $100k just from the song Dunkelheit alone.
Judas Priest
What if TRONT did black metal?
>>131482771>An estimated gross payout for 27,421,646 plays on Spotify ranges from $82,265 to $137,108, with a realistic average around $109,687 before cuts.
>>131482817kek Varg is loaded. what he makes from spotify probably isn’t even a fraction of what he makes from merch sales.
>bonus tracks are better than the album itself
>>131482946All volumes of his recent books sold out quickly, as did the following collection of same.
>>131482760Sorry brotha, I ain't got no change
>>131480707Prog metal has never sounded this heterosexual ever again, for shame
>>131483181>Prog metal has never sounded heterosexualFtfy
Wigger slam reigns supreme
>>131483245A bottle of clean water was sacrificed for this image
>>131483264Think on the bright side, at least some sub-saharan african didn't get to drink it
>>131483320ok I feel a little bit better, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVC1fBOYCpQMETALPRAWDA TO METALMETALPRAWDA TO METALCZARNY JAK NOC
>>131481228>September 7th is celebrated as Independence Day in Brazil, this national holiday marks Brazil's declaration of independence from Portugal in 1822I bet you got plenty of time to be BLASTING that today, huh Miguel?
>brazilians when the NS pop punk riff drops
>>131483356>>131483379Quite the unhinged projection lass
>>131483245"Real Wigger Slam" only consists of the Myscape Wigger Slam scene and the New York Death Metal Scene. What is known by ""Wigger" Slam" is nothing but Deathcore with questionable real Wigger Slam influence. When people try to argue that bands like Internal Bleeding are not real Wigger Slam, while saying that INFECTIOUS JELQING is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake Wigger Slam as The Slamburglars (plus the autism). Real Wigger Slam sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake Wigger Slam is weak, corny and a failed attempt to direct energy and swag into music. Some examples of REAL WIGGER SLAM are Epicardiectomy, Repudilation, Entorturement, Necrofuckphilia and New Yorkment . Some examples of FAKE WIGGER SLAM are INFECTIOUS JELQING, ARSENY and BOLTCUTTER. WIGGER SLAM BELONGS TO BRUTAL DEATH METAL NOT TO DEATHCORE, BEATDOWN OR ANY OTHER -CORE GENRE
Say Trent wanted to start a Black Metal supergroup
I don't read posts longer than 2 lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOYk3qMywK0
Why is metal the most laughed at genre in music? Is it just low hanging fruit or are normies justified? These are the questions us metalheads must ask ourselves
>>131483660metal is also the #1 genre that gives women the ick, and that includes video game OSTs
>>131483245I knew Chuck was still alive...
>>131483675Correct.
What happened to the Serbian AI metal guy
>>131483711killed by a stray pack of dogsterrible tragedy
>>131483711Playing live shows at his village tavern
>>131483721really sorry to hear that. i always say you can't be too careful with dogs. you just never know.
Metal. Just sayin'
>>131483803Incorrect.
>>131483803Bon Jovi?
>>131483803
Greatest Guitar Riff? Smoke on the Water – Deep Purple Whole Lotta Love – Led Zeppelin Back in Black – AC/DC Sweet Child O’ Mine – Guns N’ Roses
>>131483815I think you mean Jon Bovi
>>131483832no theres also Jon Bon Jovi who had the #1 hit Blaze of Glory he was also the lead singer of the band Bon Jovi coincidentally enough
>>131483859>Blaze of Glorythat had Jeff Beck on guitar even tho he's not featured in the video. to the uninitiated it appears like Jon is playing all the guitar in the song but he's not
I wanna rock and roll all night
daylight come and me want to go home
How many of these bands have YOU seen live?
>>131483935And we want you to go home, or better yet, sink your boat to the Atlantic seabed
>>1314839526
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Rush toured with Kiss and instead of banging chicks, they stayed in the hotel room to read books
I love it loud, I wanna hear it loud, right between the eyesLoud, I wanna hear it loud, don't want no compromise
>>131483952I was born like 30 years too late to see these while they were still worth seeing.
>>1314839520
>>131484089Weird anime loser
>>1314839520, I have standards
>>131483952None because live shows are for poseurs deluxe
>>131484152Correct.
How do you say “based” in Russianese?https://youtu.be/c-PEZuAqdUw
>>131484203>How do you say “based” in Russianese?baza (literally means base, as in military base)
>>131483129ben affleck?
>>131484221>literallythat's the problem though, because pendejos doesn't literally mean friends
>>131483825lulz XD
>>131482760Who?
Total Kino Weekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_RxHhRVZQYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jw1CISxbiM
German Army (band)
I LOVE this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w_58CQWHFQ
>>131483952Blind GuardianHammerfallBatushka
https://youtu.be/mPG0ZjrwlXk
>>131484331>MooncitadelThat whole album feels like I've heard it before. Legit had to check if these aren't rerecorded demo songs or something. (Still, I like it)
>>131484530Weird anime loser
I just roke up
>>131484723Weird loser
>>131484732You're obsessed mate.
Get out of here Matthew
israel was right about everything...
>>131484780what?
>>131484780I knew a kid named Israel in middle school who had bitchtitsSlipknot was his favorite band
>>131481228This album breaks minds and reaps kvetches.
>>131484858clean your favela
>>131484908>89 IQ awardActually my IQ is 88.
>>131484858Case in point>>131484883>>131484908
>>131483952I have never been to a show
>>131483181I prefer Alder albums
>>131483952Just Iron Maiden
Imagine the smell if all the loser denizens of the shitheap were in one room together...it would probably be enough to call the local Hazmat/bio-cleanup team. Don't kill yourselves your body may stink too bad to retrieve.
>>131484978How was it? I saw them on The Final Frontier tour but was disappointed they didn't perform an encore even though I cheered really hard at the end.
>>131485000Not sure what this has to do with music
>>131485000how did your bar mitzah/bottom surgery go?
>>131485035Final Frontier is underrated.
>>131485075I think so as well. When the Wild Wind Blows is one the best songs to come out of their 2000s output. The album cover is cool as hell too, I don't know why people hate it.
what do you guys think about chum by firmly grasped
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
I'm new to metal, but I've become obsessed with the sound in the last few months. These are the albums I've listened to so far, what should I listen to next?
>>131485202You have to listen to SLAYER.
>>131485218I will do that. Are they a good stepping stone to death metal?
>>131485202listen to some deicide, death, morbid angel, cannibal corpse, and obituary my man
>>131484000Most of the chicks Kiss banged were little kids (at least half of the band is jewish after all), plus, the guys from Rush could very well be reading Mein Kampf or some other shit like that, I dunno, they're pretty based in my book
>>131485236Sounds good, I will do that. A friend played me some death songs once and I thought they were very cool, I'm curious about the rest of their discog
>>131485230Yes, it's a great through line to other extreme metal. Especial Reign in Blood, if you love that album you're ready for everything heavier.
>>131480707This shit is so good, I wish I was obese like Messiah
>>131480707Awesome!
Do you have a cvte metal gf ?
>>131485417I'd baptize her in fire and ice if you know what I mean
Apparently Castle Rat have a new KEXP feature.
>>131485316Cool, I'll give it a listen after I finish up with Nick Drake
>>131485202Looks like you like stoner, so: Cathedral - The Carnival Bizarre.
>>131485562>Nick DrakeCheck out Boris - Akuma no Uta
>>131485564You're gonna filter him with the vocals. I'd recommend St Vitus S/t.
We only accept metal musicians of good, upstanding character here, which is why Varg is the king of /metal/
>>131485698Hails!
>>131485202Tool will introduce you to patience and odd time signatures
>the track switchup halfway through>Under one banner, victory in sight>Win or lose no matter the outcome>We have fought with honour>We have fought with pride>We have fought for our blood>We have fought for what's inside>Our motherland calls to its children... fight on...fight on...https://youtu.be/8TSOJQu__Ho?t=194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvS1TUKIbNk&t=144sThis is the night of the blackwindsWhere many a frozen soul finds wayAnd the sky is as dark as coalIn this endless bitter nightThis is the night of the lonely windsHere the light no longer guardsAnd the darkest one sits high on his throneIn this endless bitter night
>>131485779Beautiful song from a great album. Drowning the Light deserves more respect from /metal/.
>>131485779Black Metal is truly Wagnerian
>>131485779HEIL
>>131483356Happy Brazil day to all the NSBMers in this thread!
>>131485942Didn't know that was a thing. Will listen to Evil in celebration.
>>131485942Shalom
>>131485910This Nordreich split rules
>>131480707The non-remastered version is much better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhqjzgSIKUQ&list=OLAK5uy_nkRHX-7iTOrZDD1OT9olqVna8Kon-x_AM
>>131486099Both bands rule, had no idea this was a thing. Thanks for sharing!
>>131483356>>September 7th is celebrated as Independence Day in Brazil, this national holiday marks Brazil's declaration of independence from Portugal in 1822no one outside of brazil would even know or give a fuck that this was your special dayyou gave yourself away lol
>>131485590Groovy>>131485564Sounds cool, I'll listen to it>>131485720I already like a lot of prog and long weirdly-constructed music so Tool does seem like it would appeal to me
>>131480707>>131484937>>131485698>>131485719HEIL
>>131486273Comedy rock. Not metal.
>>131486308Neither comedy nor rock, sorry
>>131486341His screeching automatically puts it in comedy territory. Sorry.
>>131486370Pleb
>>131486370>this aspect of the music has this specific effect on me, which dictates what kind of music it isThat's not how that works, sorry
I love metal, but being stuck on this boat would be my personal hell.
>>131486457SS Reddit, sucks we don't got too many icebergs around anymore
>>131486457>>131486573you're just angry you wouldn't even manage to get laid while on a boat full of hot intoxicated metal women whose standards are notoriously low as it is
>>131486620>while on a boat full of hot intoxicated metal womenIt'll be just like every metal show I attended: 95% men. The 5% women there are usually with their bf. It's just not a genre the females really fuck with. If you want some pussy, try a Benson Boone concert.
>>131486620>a boat full of hot intoxicated metal womenMost "people" who attend these events are fat middle aged pedophile-looking niggas, if you wanna have your way with them, go ahead
>>131480707It's just one of those nights ya feel me?
Too bad this band was short lived. This album was great.
>>131486752godtier album ONCE MORE FOR THE DAYS LONG PAST*shriek*once more for the days long past*shriek*HEADS BOWED FOR THE ONE’S WE’VE LOST*shriek*heads bowed for the one’s we’ve lost*shriek*
>>131484780Wake it up.
>>131485316anything beyond Reign in Blood is just noise. that's as far as it needs to go
>>131486870Faggot. South of Heaven is their best album.
>>131480707why do trannies hate this but love everything else from them? this is unironically their only good album
>>131487120https://youtu.be/xwkFMNISkUg?si=GwVERx8Iijd63nP0same guys but i like gherzen more
>>131487151Added to my TBL.
>>131480707Great doom metal right here
>>131487132I know this is likely bait, but it is a pretty tame album. I like both of DsO's first traditional BM albums and this one is far from bad, but I think considering it anything more than "competent if uninspired BM" is weird.
Why did late 90s-early 2000s nu-metal sound childish compared to early-mid 90s groove/alt metal? Were the 16 year olds of 2000 more childish than the 16 year olds of 1995?1995: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4uI8jNY_hU2000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2R6uT7uLFg
>>131487550the target audience in the 00's was suburban middle class white kids
>>131487524actually it's all of their albums that came after IoS which are uninspiring because they had to resort to dissoshit gimmicks in order to make them even remotely "interesting" because they had nothing going for them otherwise
>>131487561Yeah but so was the early-mid 90s stuff like Helmet. Yet the 90s stuff sounded more "mature".
>>131487550Peter pan syndrome due to low test. You have ""men"" proudly walking around with anime shirts and my chemical romance merch
>>131487593Maybe a different set of bands for inspirationHelmet and Nailbomb were influenced by NYC hardcore whereas Papa Roach was influenced by funk and rap rock
>>131487565Fuck off, disso DsO is supreme and you just got filtered. Keep obsessing over every darkthrone worship band
>>131487565I think calling their dissoshit "gimmicks" just means you don't like dissoshit man. That and I think calling it gimmicks when they were the spearhead of the genre at that point is just revisionism as bands nowadays will use it as a cheap gimmick.I like those first 2 albums, I like (nearly) every EP/album more than them, and some by a large distance.
>>131487550>late 90s-early 2000s nu-metalNot metal, simple as. Influenced by hip hop, new wave, glam rock, etc.>early-mid 90s groove/alt metalInfluenced by metal as old as Black Sabbath. Exhorder covered Black Sabbath, Pantera covered Black Sabbath, even System of a Down covered Black Sabbath.Did the Deftones cover Black Sabbath? Did Slipknot cover Black Sabbath? No.
>>131487763
>>131487763>even System of a Down covered Black SabbathThey are a nu-metal band, what.
>>131487763>Did the Deftones cover Black Sabbath?no, but they covered Skynyrd, which means they're southern rock ;^)
>>131487869A bunch of deathcore bands covered Katy Perry I think, didn't know they were pop bands but that explains why they suck!
>>131487882and Black Sabbath themselves covered Elvis! Truly one of the greatest honkey tonk bands around
>>131486660>every metal show I attended: 95% menMust have been some shitty incel metal. Every metal concert I was at was like 30% women.
>>131488067imagine going to Opeth and Mgla shows
>>131488067at least half of the 30% probably had penises
>>131488067You literally only post gay soi music man, no shit?
John Wilmot was a metal musician in 1660>The Merry Gang [a group of aristocrats around John Wilmot] often breached the peace in the streets and engaged in fights with constables. In 1663, Sedley and Buckhurst appeared naked on the balcony of a pub in Covent Garden, where the former mimed lewd acts, blasphemed, and drank a toast to the king with wine in which he had washed his genitalia.[7] An enraged mob unsuccessfully attempted to break into the pub to apprehend the men. Sedley was afterwards fined £500 but, remaining on good terms with Charles II, apparently escaped having to pay it.[8]
>>131488188Nigga died of AIDS
>>131488203Like a Viking einherjar
>>131488203Like Chuck
>>131481304Cheers to the /meal/bro who taught me the difference between a bullwhip and a riding crop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmF6oFbglBY
>>131480707>girl boss metal
>>131482650Yes, but it's a spectrum. The more hours a week you work, the less metal cred you can hope to attain. We of course weigh this along with other factors such as your hair and dress.
>>131488394>long-haired NEET who purchases workout supplements with EBT and lifts all day while blasting death, speed, and thrashmetal as fuck>balding corporate cuck making $250,000 as an executive and paying taxes to Israel as he listens to atmoshit and proge through earphonesnot metal as fuck
>>131488401>>balding corporate cuck making $250,000 as an executive and paying taxes to Israel as he listens to atmoshit and proge through earphonesDon't call me out wtf.
>>131488405it's not too late to resign and order some Finasteride
>>131488394>other factorsRelationship statusSubstance use
>>131488416>Relationship statusfucked all the women in the trailer fuck at least twice>Substance useall of them. every single one.
>>131488423>trailer fucktrailer park I meangot dat fuckin' on my mind ahh yessirhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszYJDWBuYE
>>131488408But I still need to pay the mortgage while I blast this gothic/doom metal.
>>131488431You really don't need more than this
>>131488436That can't fit my entire room full of vinyl and CDs.
>>131488522
>>131484780heavy metal festivals in the West Bank and Gaza Strip soon
>>131488784i'd much rather there be heavy metal poisoning in the west bank and gaza strip
I like Ministry. Recommend me bands like Ministry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5zGzhBqJCgFar below the valleysHidden deep beneath the snowThere's a man who's got a secretWaiting to be toldI've searched through all the agesTo find the hidden truthThe secret of the rainbowWill never be revealedI'LL FIND THE RAINBOWFROZEN RAINBOWI'LL FIND THE RAINBOWFROZEN RAINBOW
>>131489351I don't drink.
>>131489351>boomers thought that alcohol poisoning meant having a good time
party on, dudes!
>me on my way to the record store to sample the latest and greatest dissodelights
Ildjarn sucks
>>131489590filtered
>>131480707:)
>>131489783not metal
>>131489783Great metal album
>>131489871You're an ignorant fag
>>131489783>>131489884>>131489888>>>/lgbt/
>>131489783Great album but not metal
>>131489783Great metal, but not an album
>>131489871You're a highly knowledgeable fag
>>131489783Great meloblack album
>>131480707Gonna see if all the seething is justified.
>>131489871You're ignorant but probably slam puss on the reg
>>131486157Kek the clown-tranny is a projecting Brazilian
Adam Kalmbach
>>131489931Completely separate from the fact that I dislike black metal by tourists who think they’re “reinvigorating” the genre by just not making something that is rooted in the genre at all, I can admit that I understand why something like Deafheaven is appealing to people who aren’t me. This one just sounds very amateurish, where completely different songs are stacked on top of one another in a clunky way. I have to imagine the positive response is more cope than the negative response is seethe. If this were a BMSS record or the newest Peste Noire, you’d have Mexican NSBM people maybe trying to defend it and everyone else into NSBM would be honest it sucks. RABM people are just too obsessed with falling in line ideologically. Even positive reviews focus more on the lyrics.
>>131480707Nothing to blast today, I need some recs
>>131490160Knocked Loose
>>131490160What do you like
How do we like maphra's covers?
>>131490533That's a formless blob
>>131490533I only like about 3 female vocalists and my assumption is she won't add to the list.
>>131490482Death/thrash, Death Metal, Black Metal, Sludge/Doom, pretty much anything that is not post/gaze/core (except for grindcore)
>>131490697Blood Storm - Pestilence From The DragonstarCyst - Concussion SymphonyEibon - Entering DarknessEmbalming Theatre - Sweet Chainsaw MelodiesUndercroft - Twisted Souls
>>131490832Cheers mate
Jute Gyte
Tony Orlando and Dawn
Many distant miles awayPast the shores of ever darkThere stays a magic manWho bears an evil markHe helps all concernedThose who come again returnInjecting fires while fires burnThe devil's heart but they just won't
>>131491210>>131491210>>131491210
>>131486752>>131486801I love this track.I also love this track:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-0ZsLGNvg
>>131489351mrtley crur
