Per Yngve "Dead" Ohlin edition(16 January 1969 – 8 April 1991)FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL Old: >>131529607
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131538989couldnt you have picked a new blasting
>>131538997I'm finishing off with the last track, mate.
>>131538989
wasnt the other thread made earlier
>>131538989Cum-drinkers UNITE!
>>131539019yeah but OP was a retard
>>131539015based
>>131539029>A retard>On /metal/Who would've thought
>>131538966which of mayhems stuff is good after the dead/euronymous era
>>131539050pic related
>>131539050All of it.
>>131539067im so mad i just dropped my coins all over the place
>>131539050None of it.
>>131539067
>>131539067>>131539080imagine the hot, steamy, passionate hatefuck between these two fags
>>131539091>implying its different people
>>131539091>Imagining men fuckingI don't know anon, maybe this thread might be more your speed >>131531510
>>131539101>>131539120don't be like that, they'd be a cute tsundere couple
>>131538989I hope its not shit but the opening track so far is just kinda "meh".
Jay " The Bongman" Wilson has passed away.
>>131539132>new Gammacideholy shit what the fuck
>>131539138thank fuck
>>131539138S
>>131539142Released on 9/11 for your listening pleasure.I was just as surprised as you were. Only found out through /metal/ myself.
>>131539067>Country of origin: Norway>Location: Tromsø, Troms>Genre: Black Metal>Themes: Anti-Abrahamic religions, Hate, National Socialism, Antisemitism
I don't want to wait for our lives to be overI want to know right now what will it beI don't want to wait for our lives to be overWill it be yes or will it be sorry?
>>131539154These niggas from troons, lmfao
>>131539154There aren't any NS lyrics in Kaevum's music. They said so themselves.
>>131539161
>>131539067>Country of origin: Israel>Location: Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv>Genre: Blacked Metal>Themes: Judaism, Kashrut, Talmudic Law, Zionism
>>131539161Varg really not living up to the "I wouldn't have called him a friend" quote.
>>131538989sometimes you gotta return to the classics.
>>131538989Kaevum - Kultur
>>131539161looking like a gay guilty gear character
Varg was raped and gaped in the sweltering hot summer of '94
>>131539194yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPeB-hnWM6o
>>131539201>>131539202you dropped this, sister
>>131539188>AI recognition: 404
>>131539220>joke recognition: 0
*ahem*>Ultra >= Natur >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kultur > Kosmos Erwache
>>131539151>>131539143Stop celebrating his death. He was canceled for being right wing and was kicked from his band. He then committed suicide while listening to Burzum Filosofem. What a way to go out. Farewell, metal warrior.
>>131539238I was on my way to kill him myself.
>>131539206what is the point of these videos ?are you meant to be impressed or approving that some non-white likes metal to ?
>>131539254>what is the point of these videosMoney and/or attention.
>>131539254>what is the point of these videostwo big reasons
>>131539194Their best 80s albumDon't forget about their masterpiece
>>131539286>Don't forget about their masterpieceThat's not AJFA
>>131539292Ajfa is alright at best
>>131539307It's their best by far and it's not even a contest.
RTL is their only good album and it's an 8/10
>>131539132Okay this is nowhere near as good as Victims of Science and not even a particularly good thrash album by its own merits, I'm overall disappointed.
How to appreciate AJFA: Listen to Blackened and then cut that dogshit off
>>131539341Dyer's Eve is the best song they've written.
Bollywood Metal when
>>131538966WalknutGraveforests and Their Shadows2007
>>131539356https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Lesath/3540460605
>>131539342You must be joking lmao
>>131539377luv me wrest
>>131539371>Atmojeet
>>131539384No because I have taste, it's their best track by miles and is half the reason I listen to AJFA more than the others, along with the other tracks that mog all their material.The Black Album is just normie-tier with Enter Sandman and fuck all else.
>>131539377>>131539386jeff went full batshit with this one (his best imo)
>>131539427my when im taking my morning shit
>>131539419That's probably my favourite of his, but Massive Conspiracy Against All Life is a close second. Scar's one of the few albums where despite being a drumfag I cannot figure out how he plays some of the parts like on Gardens of Coprolite.I spent way too much fucking money to get Scar on vinyl. I probably fucked up but at least it turned up.
>tourtallicago to /trad/, uncs
>>131539409AJFA sucks so much cock I can't even take you seriously. You have to be trolling. And Dyer's Eve is like a parody of a Metallica song. A watery, flaccid wet fart, a fitting closer for one of the most pathetic albums in metal history.
>>131539475Okay I'm sorry you're too much of a tranny to enjoy it. Maybe go back to the homo radio rock you love so much?
>>131539446>I cannot figure out how he plays some of the parts like on Gardens of Coprolitetwo takes overlapped and cut into one track, otherwise he has 4 arms
>>131539219lol
>>131539492Entirely possible, but he has done lots of stuff that sounds impressive while still seemingly being legit. I assumed it was some weird off-beat rhythm with the toms and snare and the kick, but it could be he puts other drums or electric shit over the top to throw me. But if he did like a Neurosis where they layer some other drums over the top of the main percussion, that would explain it.
>>131539483>homo radio rockBut enough about One
>>131539511Worst track on the album correct.
>>131539446i feel you... i'm also a drumfag. he was too, initially. that's why his music is so appealing to me. he said there are multiple unreleased "lurker of chalice" albums, which i'm skeptical about. your thoughts?
anon's text file
>>131539526fuck off you gay furfag
>>131539513reddit band
>>131539525I wouldn't even say initially, he clearly still puts a fuckton of effort into the drums. It's annoying when the one-man band can drum rings around me while still doing everything else to a high standard. Unless he is using a ton of editing but who knows.I assume he has a ton of unreleased material for a bunch of shit, because he seems to be a true autist who just sits around making music all day every day in between hitting women or whatever it was he got accused of. I feel like the release of Tellurian Slaked Furnace which was a ton of unreleased material, or material that got re-used later for the full lengths, proves he has a bunch of material just sitting around or at least early demo shit he hasn't put out.
>>131539238incorrect. i saw him in tesco just last week
>>131539356Learn to use a toilet first, saar.
>>131539286i actually like kill em all more for its punkier sound.that being said:>trapped under ice>creeping death>call of ktulu are all classics.[spoiler]i only like metaillica's first three albums, the rest are poo[/spoiler]
>>131539561>still puts a fuckton of effort into the drumsagreed. that's why he and striborg are the goats: they drummed first and foremost. then expanded.>because he seems to be a true autist who just sits around making music all day i thought he went full autist when his long-term girlfriend died of brain cancer or something like that, 10 years ago? tattoo'd daily and made music nightly, repeat.i'm sure there's a ton of shit he hasn't wanted to release (as per his own standards), but damn, the public would love it regardless
Fuck diapertallica this is a SLAYER thread
Slayer more like gayer amirite
>>131539629Incorrect. This is an Anthrax thread.
Metalhead "discussion"
>>131539633Mulatto step-dad with a denim jacket makin' his way downstairs
https://youtu.be/eElka6w7jcQ?si=kbshYJrTQAciVrkKI listen when I tired of shit people. Mb not a metal, more crossover of someting.
>>131539650what a shitty cover
>>131539658Fine cover.
>>131539671bad cover
>decrepit old man poked me in my back with his harry potter demeneter life-force sucked bone finger to tell me my hoodie was coolthanks pops !
god damn söygeist sucks. why are these riffs so gay? i don't know what all these finnish fags were listening to but they should have taken a note from impaled nazarene.
>>131539680One time I pissed off an old lady by asking her if she thought The Beatles were coolNot even sure if she was assmad about me pointing out she's an old fuck vs. the mere utterance of "Beatles" making her seethe
>>131539704probably the former did you fuck her after ?
>>131539680it's 90 degrees why are you wearing a hoodie
>>131539721yeah man, crushed that old dried out roast beef into dust and knocked out the hip replacement
>>131539704she was rightfully mad because first of all, the beatles are a bunch of cunts. and if you listen to them in the current year, you're fucking cooked.
>>131539753well excuse the fuck out of me for trying to make small talk with someone living on borrowed timedamn, I'll just mention Elvis next time assuming she's not dead and buried by then
>>131539777amazing artwork
>>131539729because i am a skinny skeleman who gets cold easily.
>>131539779i wouldn't mention anything if i were you. you clearly have shit taste. you're doing yourself a disservice at this point if you were to voice your opinion.
>>131539805what's some kvlt shit that grannies were blasting in the 50's and 60's
>>131539815>in the 50's and 60'shippie bullshit. it wasn't until the 80s that people fully learned how to chug and down-tune a guitar (also when the double-bass pedal emerged)
>>131539815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoPvGHzHng4
>>131539194I still think Hell Awaits and Show No Mercy are better.
>>131539627>but damn, the public would love it regardlessAgreed but the man is clearly autistic and a bit lost in his own ideas. I wouldn't be surprised if he decides the public arent worthy, or he considers it a betrayal of his ideas, etc etc.
Ozzy Osbourne is deadShat his diaper going out
>>131539879Because those are full length albums whereas Reign in Blood is an EP
>>131539883pozzy lives on in our hearts
who graped varg
>>131539781Thanks, man, I painted it.
>>131539815Probably some heavy psych from the late 60s
>>131539844>down-tune a guitar (also when the double-bass pedal emerged)zoomer
best part of my day: putting on some black metal and taking a nap
>>131539694Filtered faggot
>>131539613Kill em all is a razor close second to me
>>131539900you mean shaving your legs and putting on a dress BMsissy
Evil riffshttps://youtu.be/zhqYADJo4lI
>>131539899>can't make a counter-argumentboomer
>>131539138Correct. He shed his incel skin and became a chad: Jay "Slag shagger" Wilson.
>>131539194Im on a similar boat
>>131539947that never happened, he still begs for pussy on /soc/
>>131539947He had sex with one tranny and then got crabs that rotted his dick off. One of the reasons for his suicide.
>>131539934Track 4 is basically a Seigneur Voland cover. How long until Taurus goes full NSBM?
>>131539929your mother shaves my ass hair with her teeth
I am the painkiller
>>131539999not that guy but ill checks those quadsquads for...crabs and dick rotting
>>131539123
>>131538989>Fetch the dead sphincter>Cold green meat>How did his ass taste?>Tender and sweetAND THEN WE FUCKED ITAND THEN WE FUCKED ITAND THEN WE FUCKED ITAND THEN WE FUCKED ITAND THEN WE FUCKED ITAND THEN WE FUCKED IT
>>131540203I'm embarrassed that I listen to metal
>>131539445Correct.
>>131540224It was written by a qualified English professor, it's an intellectual's choice of lyricism.
I thought Cryptopsy had G-rated lyrics
I like stoner metal. Is that okay?
>>131539929Vocaroo loser post
>>131538989heard that from sifting through all the weirder/more obscure death metal albums from europe and found that one exceptionally boring
>>131539934What the hell is that cover? It's completely different from all the other ones, and it doesn't fit the atmosphere.
Nappy Soiling Brown Men
everytime i think about how this general sucls and then i look at other places to discuss metal to be met with>linkin park>type o negative>disturbed>five finger death punch>def leppard ?>that skinny asian guy who makes really complicated guitar music that is boring to actually listen to>metallica / megadeth / slayer / judas priest / iron maiden / pantera / basically any decent band that is overplayed and you have been listening to since you were 11and then i slowly crawl back to my cesspit.
>>131539419>Jumps on the disso bandwagonSo this gets praise but you guys shit on abigor and DsO?
>>131540628>def leppardsexhaver metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxWLZBiOoBA
>>131540224death metal isn't for you, stick to testament and anthrax
>>131540628>other places to discuss metalLike what?
I just roke up
>>131540675Nice spam pic
>>131540647Fake and gay, 90% of the people who listen to Def Leppard can't get their dicks up anymore
>>131540791Why are you kvetching, untermensch?
>>131540675think i'll blast this one too
>>131540891What does kvetching mean? I don’t speak hebrew, rabbi
>>131540675You aren't blasting that and you have never done so
>>131540791>>131540933>>131540955Take your meds
This is her idea of entertainment
>>131541019Yes, she's literally here all day kvetching about Kaevum. Mindbroken tranny
>>131540203>>131540654>>131540248eating poo doesnt make you cool
>>131541304Correct; it makes you Indian.
>>131538989I thought this band was just stock war metalThis is great
>>131541559Told you.
https://youtu.be/sNNvcu9a1zU
>2026>(You) still don't have a big tiddy metal gfdo you have hope for 2027 or have you finally come to terms with inceldom
>>131541900fuck off simp
>>131541900A woman would just get in the way of my pursuit of ultimate /metal/ knowledge and understanding.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP THE MUSIC!!
>PigfuckWhat sort of metal is this
>>131541926hot take: without a metal gf, the knowledge is complete
>>131541993metal of the non- variety
>>131541993it's not
>>1315419002027s gonna be my year boys
I hate Pantera so goddamn much
>>131542100go for it, dude. we believe in you.
Kaevum - KulturrThe album that mindbroke xer
>>131542182lusting for clown bussi again?need her to notice you senpai??
Was he forced to include his GF or something? The flute is hilarious
>>131542213>Was he forced to include his GF or something?Every recent Drowning the Light release has that exact problem and her voice is genuinely awful.
Nifelheim were the realest niggas
Clowns, you say?
>>131542237final boss of sporkcore
>>131542213slop merchant
>>131538985>acumen nation on that listNeat. My cousin is the drummer
>>131542115Every album on this image is good
>>131540596American soldiers with a collection of Japanese skulls, for some reason
>>131542182Correct.
>>131542296This is one of the best albums of the year thoughbeithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3i6uuDUiw0&t=1400s
>>131541993Tranny delusions. It's literally just noise rock with hardcore with faggots singing like shit
>microwaved a bowl of spaghetti-o's and ravioli at the same time>tastes like swamp ass and melted plasticmetal for this feel?
>>131542560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re6IeQwOu7s
>>131542486Shame they were never able to get anywhere near this ever again.
This is my taste
>>131542662Why is Scarlet Evil Witching Black there 5 times?
>>131542662wait until you see the 19-year old's taste chart>>131542669Crossing the Fiery Path dipshit
>>131542662what's the one above a matter of life and death
>>131542744Macrocosmic Emotions - The Contemporaneous Explosive Atmosphere
>>131542328yes
>>131542662unironically the best metal chart i've seen posted here
>>131538989I've been playing this album back to back, so good
Mooncitadel is:>Stormheit>Forthcaller Of Black Gnosis And The Ancient Hyperborean Spirit
>>131543074more like Fartcaller of Brap Noises and the Chinese Spicy Shits
You can't be a true metaller without also being virulently racist.
>>131543224I disagree
>>131543275she only dates guys who listen to Burzum btw
>>131543275Literally built for BBC.
>Dead OP>Dead thread
>>131538989This is fucking boring.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
I heard the new Slipknot song when it came out and thought it was kind of fun, really bog standard. Cory's whiny voice change was funny. Honestly, it sounded more like a "peak"-era slipknot song more than their previous few albums.I checked the youtube video today and the comments section is like 99% negative>I push my fingers into my ears>Put it in 2x faster. Doesn't sound better but it ends faster.>This sounds like what my grandma thinks Slipknot sounds likeWhy are they suddenly getting Nickelbacked? Did I miss something?
>>131544447when even trailer park white trash start to hate your music, you know you fucked up
>>131544447They took all the bad parts from og slipknot and combined it with all the bad parts from new slipnut
>>131544447Sid Wilson's alt accounts
>LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
>The year is 2026>Still no parody band about skibidi toilet universe
acid bath ?
>>131544748Touristcore
>>131544447>Why are they suddenly getting Nickelbacked?People not realizing bands are a business and members will come and go, especially with nine spots to fill/maintain, and taking it personally when their favorite member leaves.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for skibidi toilets
>>131542213>New logo has winged SS odal runes in itWhat is he trying to tell us?
>>131544787that's burzum
>>131545682that he’s trans
>>131545942>>131545980kys
Mgla/DsO style vocals are so fucking cringe
>>131545980kek
>>131545980That doesn’t even make any sense
>>131546191Because you're not a jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cxTUCHjsE4Saunaman says the new Wintersun album has a runtime of over 70 minutes.
>>131546258power metal fags are embarrassing
>>131546265What? Wintersun has a few black metal songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHo2-V8jYO4
>>131545980That makes perfect sense
>>131546265We're just a little too intellectual for you.
>>131546272kek, also on the heavier end of death metal and meloshit in general. Jari had a side project called Arthemesia, which is pure black metal.
>-coreshit>meloshit>dissoshit>symphoshit>atmoshit>diapershitWhat am I missing
*outriffs your favorite band*
>>131546364Correct.
This band is so goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAxnCI78dl0
>>131538989I've been sleeping on this era of In Flames for too long, before I was a "Up to Jester Race only"-fag and ignored this album because I thought they became too streamlined and radio-friendly for my tastes. Well honestly I still think it is kinda mallcoreish, but the production is great and the solos/harmonies are very pleasing to the ear. Good stuff
power metal is based and aryan. black metal is troony tunes for the browns
>>131546454This is false and I will be filing a lawsuit for defamation
>troony tunes for the brownsTakes one to know one.
>>131546407Where do you live that they're playing melodeath on the radio??
so to sum up chuddies, everyone who laughs and shits on nsbm is a "brazilian-african communist libtard jewish transexual JIDF agent who is also both black and brown"did I leave something out?
>NSBM for life!>Black metal warrior representing!>Fuck Pozzy! Diaper metal needs to be destroyed!
>>131546605That's a nice Veles shirt. Great band.
whats good metal streaming servicesand why spotify is bad
>>131546688my HDD
>>131546696so you pirate or buy files
>>131546705>buy
>>131546688>>131546716Please don't stream or pirate your music. Buy physical copies and support the underground!
>>131546723It's pretty retarded to steal from guys that barely make any fucking money from music
>>131546723>your musicCorrect. It's MY music. You are making it for me. Why would I pay for it?
>>131546774piracy isn't stealing
>>131546798Lars told me otherwise.
>>131546817lars don't know shit about fuck
>>131540675Correct.
you fags told me rippikoulu was a meme bandthis is bretty gud
we're only 2 showers away from /nbbmn/ bros
>>131546863No it was just one retard going "NOOOOO ITS OVERRATED SLOP YOU FELL FOR A MEME".There's a reason it was a singular retard.
>>131546948>picwhen I take my wired earbuds out of my pocket aaaahaha
>>131546991haha i see it
>>131540203I did not much care for Blasphemy Made Flesh or None So Vile, and prefer Cryptopsy's later works
t*ch death is looked down upon here
>>131547006Insane take mate. I'd get it if you just dont like Worm's standard barking vocals, but the new retard is just as bad for being monotonous as hell.Either that or you just like clean and polished and streamlined modern metal more so I can't relate to that.
>>13154668810 TB HDD full of NSBM that I drop into iTunes and stream through Apple Music (they don’t limit your cloud storage)
what other albums to add to the chart of thrash ?
>>131547144
>>131547130most self aware chud
>>131539781most satanic
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>131547271This is the only INHERENTRLY that is objectively true.
>>131539680Some kids told me that. It was a TBDM hoodie I'd had for many years at that point.
>>131547300Correct
>>131547305BASED anon & kids
>>131542115In my experience they will always start naming metalcore and deathcore bands.
>>131547182added, got any more ?
>>131546688Bandcamp I guess? I tend to just buy or download.
>>131547331Not much of a thrash man though lad, just love that one.I assume you can't do death/thrash like Demolition Hammer or crossover like Carnivore.Could pop some Sodom on there, like Tapping The Vein.Kreator. Pleasure to Kill is the "go-to" but I think they did better.Overkill, although I find them kinda mid.Morbid Scream and Morbid Saint for max morbidity.Sepultura - Beneath the Remains
>>131547130>NSister is an applefagnot beating the tranny allegations
>>131547415>"cant believe these hecking jews own everything and want to data mine me!">puts everything in iCloud and iTunes
>>131547382>>131547182>>131547144Holy tourism cringekino.T(h)rash belongs in a garbage can filled with diapers.
>>131547470didnt ask
I have let myself become dead
>>131538983Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>131547415>>131547449Kek
>bm fags hate christians>jews hate christianscoincidence? i think not
>>131547591Mayhem is not real black metal, they are blackened speed metal.
>>131547625Nowadays they're more blackened progressive dreamfunk
>>131547643The only funky thing about them is the smell of their diapers.
new>>131547684>>131547684>>131547684
>>131546561Scandinavia
>>131539161They look good together
>>131548755fag
