We are /metal/ Fukk You edition.Old: >>131547684Faq: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Varg “Slayer of Crazed Gay Rapist Budding Serial Killers” Vikernes
>>131560458Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
SIX SIXSIXDEATH RUNES AND SWASTIKAS!
>>131560489Don't you mean "The number of the beast"
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>131560474>burns down several churches, including a medieval church>murders a guy>gets his own 4-star hotel room for 20 years>actually escaped 10 years into his sentence and carjacked a family at gunpoint>arrested a couple hours later, but no gun found>get taken back to his 4-star hotel room with an additional 14 months slapped on>is still as much a chud the day he entered prisonrehabilitative justice is such a memeeven Nödtveidt got out of prison despite being implicated in a pre-meditated murdershit, even Anders has a chance of being released eventually and he killed over 70 kids
>>131560541Talmudically speaking
>>131560586Correct.
BLASTING
>>131560841
>>131560841/metal/ equivalent of a chick that has a GREAT ASS, but she's also severely schizophrenic, and she'll rip your dick off, anything else like it?
Winona by Deafheaven is unironically one of the best songs of the decade
I'm playing dark souls for the first time. The bell gargoyle took me like 3 hours to kill.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY1lePYxotQ
Varg Vikernes invented AIDS
>>131561482He might have invented it, but (You) are the most prolific patient
>>131560557Based pro-White commie killer who also made pretty good black metal
You think anyone wants a new version?I say this cause I suggested one with current metal artists at the time, on YouTube comments back in 07 or 08, and they literally called me a "poser fag" and my list shit.Lol.
>>131560841AOTY coming through
>>131562087The A stands for AIDS btw
>>131560541>>131561482Your comments will be illegal in the coming thousand year Vargreich
>>131562289I heard there'll be free prep shots handed out to all Burzum fans during Varg's tyrannical reign, is it TRVE?
>>131561283have fun in Blighttown you fukken scrub
>who also made pretty good black metalWhy do you lie?
>>131562606me on the left
War metal reigns supreme.
War metal wages war on having riffs.
Chris Barnes should make a lullaby album so he could help my future children go to sleep with a EEEEEEE!
>>131563195Six Feet Under already puts people to sleep tho
>>131562606Me on the right
>>131563191War metal doesn't rely on riffs.
>>131563243>war metal isn't metalso you understand
>>131563243it relies on nwn marketing
>>131563254>>131563293Ignorant faggots. You probably hate anything that doesn't have a melody.
melodeath and meloblack are the peaks of metal
>>13156339799% of melodeth fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!!
>>131563442post elite 1% meloshit
>>13156344299% of all metal sucks, retard. it's always the 1% that is worth listening to in every instance.
>>131562606Truke. Jon is a genius
>>131563526gay band
>>131563474That's music you mean, metal is 99.9% dogshit
Kerry King is a genius.
>>131560841In spite of everything, at the end of the day, this mogs.
YIELD YOUR LIFE TO ME
>>131562087
Why is there tech death but no tech black?
>>131563448Black Dahlia MurderDarkest HourAllegaeonArsisQuo Vadis
>>131564604Krallice does this
>>131564604Tech anything is inherently semitic
>>131562140
>>131564604There's plenty it's just not usually assigned as such, or they're like "tech death/black".
Why is the thread so dead?Gotta post some peak to wake people uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXJ9awr3-Wc&list=RDtXJ9awr3-Wc&start_radio=1
>>131565535get some new material
>>131560489>Band name>the 666>the upturned cross>the skulls>the black sun>the SS>swastika of satan>dude cutting himselfIm a black metal fag but the sheer edge made me actually laugh
>>131564712>i cant understand and/or play it myself, therefore it's jewishStrongest polnigger
SO I SAY IT ONE MORE TIMEUGLY BASTARDSWE'RE UGLY BASTARDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sz6SRDeHwEInteresting top 5Black Sabbath - Headless CrossArk - Burn the SunAtheist - Unquestionable PresenceMerciless - The AwakeningCity and Colour - The Love Still Held Me Near
>>131565618black metal that isn't completely schizophrenic isn't worth listening to
>>131565915>black metal isn't worth listening toftfy
>>131565863>Merciless - The Awakeningbased
brutal slam death metal Vs brutal slamming death metalwhat's the difference
>>131565985Neither are metal. >>>/lgbt/
>>131565618They're fucking around, the final song on that album is a GG Allin cover and the image on the insert is a vampire Himmler doing a séance
>>131566086well Himmler did think he could commune with the dead
>>131560841>>131565970I've never listened to anything past Despise the Sun so I'm blasting this now
>>131560841luv this album, but always forget it exists until it gets shuffled onto
>>131566166is this from one of those meme bm collectives like the lln
>>131566194no idea, if it is then MA don't say so and they normally put when they are
>>131566194black twilight circle, just some spics from LA
>>131566281>just some spics from LAHe's apparently in Armenia or The Netherlands nowadays. Lad's getting about.
speaking of bm collectives, is the rest of the rhinocervs label worth checking out outside of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z_ViNggmD0
>>131566086Looks like they are an NSBM band. That makes all of the giga edge even funnier because a good chunk of it is meant unironically.
The blast beats are chunkyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSLiAgFaRrc
>>131566349it's the same circle we've been discussing above. odz manouk s/t and rh-12 are probably the best stuff to come out from it, but some arizmenda and volahn stuff are decent as well.
>>131566029wdym
>>131566160Soul To Deny is greath, especially To Weep Once More
>>131566029how come they both have metal in their namesalso you spotted similarity, not difference, faggot
Ildjarn sucks
>>131565970>>131566160I just think they're less than almost any other bdm band. Also none of their stuff sounds brutal.
>>131563254Metal doesn't rely on riffs
>>131566891This is the mindset behind most modern metal being absolute garbage.
Anon’s Demo (Remastered 2026)
>>131560841Has some sort of ineffable quality that makes it great, but fuck me if I can explain it.
>>131565970Underrated >>131566880Lmao they are a league above any other bdm band
just took a massive dissoblack
>>131567065What black isn't disso?>inb4 Sunbather
>>131567152Deafhaven actually proves again that black "metal" isn't metal.Because you know what you get if you take Death Metal and constrict the tonality to major or minor? You get Melodeath, which is a subgenre of metal.Do the same to Black "metal"; you got Shoegaze with growl.
>>131567209>thinking Deafhaven are any kind of MetalYou have to go back
>>131564604Black metal "musicians" would have to learn how to play their instruments first
>>131567209Nonsensical post
>Black metal>Isn't sung in ebonics
>>131564604Spiral Architect members play on this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2IsarQij8
>>131567152Most of it?
>>131567346>tried to read>failed>>131567423>tried again>failed againKeep trying. You'll get it one day.
>>131567492What do you think dissonance is?
>>131567429>he hasn't heard of Zeal & Ardor
>>131567547A combination of notes/melodies lacking harmony/resolution. Black metal is full of minor harmonies, keys, and big sad chords that resolves at some point more often than not.
>>131567346Correct.
>>131567977THE STILLBORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
https://youtu.be/zUVKhOshF9E
>>131568027not metal but a banger nonetheless
>>131564604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7OEoM81wZk well its a bit techy, must be Canadian or something
>>131567693Whoever gave you that definition is wrong. In fact, classical definition of harmonic resolution depends on dissonance.
>>131568078back to shill this again huh
>>131563293Correct>>131563331Brutal death metal mogs Poor Shital and has arguably less melody
Top Record Labels in Metal:Darker Than Black RecordsHorrible Room
>>131567977I had a metalhead friend older than me at schoolI met him at chess club and he introduced himself to me, no kidding, as "the spork", before thrashing me soundly.I looked up to him for years at chess and debate club.He let me use his headphones once while we were playing chess unofficially on Sports Day, and he played me Children of Bodom. God, the sound quality! The guitars! The synths! I was blown away, since the heaviest I'd been exposed to was Helloween and DragonForce.I'm pretty sure I looked up some metal with growls and so on as soon as I got home, and was again shocked by how good it was, but my memory of the timing is hazy. All I remember is eventually stumbling upon From Afar by Ensiferum and falling in love with metal for what has been the redt of my life so far.
>>131568283Oh, I forgot to make my post relevant to the person I'm quotingBasically this guy I'm talking about was a drummer and he had some YouTube videos online of him covering Necrophagist songs. I still haven't been won over by that particular band. They're a bit techy for me.Thanks for reading my multi-post blog
I just roke up
Can you respond this post by me: >>131568267
>>131568532This is a metal thread retard, fuck off
>>131568540Thats why. Metalheads hate that guy and for that i pass that here.
>>131565985none, different ways to say the same thing
>>131568490>609 results found
>>131568567and yet the tranny jannies do nothing, as always
rodential posts
>>131568532>>131568561I and the other retards here have no fucking clue who Bad Bunny is however.
>Searching for posts that contain, "Varg is gay and has AIDS." 689 results found.
>>131568825Next you should look up the count for "Artist: Darkthrone"
>>131568859Oh God.
>Searching for posts that contain, "Artist: Darkthrone." 2719 results found.Erm, based?
>>131568893Definitely a bot.
Check out my new EP if you like Bolt Thrower, Obituary, Asphyx, Unleashed, etc.https://charioteermetal.bandcamp.com/album/elephants-at-dawn
>>131569149Dis nigga Colombian
Multiple independent verified fact checkers have officially confirmed that NSBM reigns supreme
>>131569218A recent audit has revealed that all the so-called independent fact checkers were chudsOne was even a discord tranny and a Reddit mod'fraid so
>>131568532wait...I thought it was a chickimagine choosing that name for yourself as a man
>>131563526this is nu-rap
>>131569388At least be subtle with your samefaggotry shilling of your thread. Or post in it and fuck off here.
This cover has always scared me.
>>131568961False. He is merely a man keeping the true flame alive
>>131569463It's a great fucking cover though
Essential listening
>>131569477>He
Was listening to Seven Churches by Possessed and it's funny to me how many metal albums sound like the vocals were recorded in the middle of an empty warehouse
>>131569483It's always really scared me. And their logo scares me.
>>131569463looks like a goosebumps book
VIKERNES REIGNS SUPREMEASPA REIGNS SUPREMEWERWULF REIGNS SUPREME
>>131569494Why are you scared of everything nigga
>>131569463pizza thrash covers scare me away from listening too
>>131569488I really like a lot of death metal from there
>>131569218Correct.
Slaya
>>131569463>>131569500You will eat the pizzaYou will drink the beerYou will have a good, brain-dead time listening to 4th-tier thrash metal
I like Within Temptation, recomend me something.
I don't care about your opinions regarding music if you don't have at least one nsbm album rated as 10/10
>>131569463The scariest album cover is Goatmoon - Witchking.
>>131569662>4th-tiertop*
>>131569669Sex reassignment surgery
>>131569669Theatre of Tragedy
>>131569669>recomend me somethingI would, but if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
why are /trad/ so pompous they cant talk about their metal over hereimomotorhead is most overrated band in metal lorefair enuff if people liked them at timebut you would fink they invented thrash metal the way people talk about them when those early records dont really sound like thrash at all and a lot of their songs are both not that good and also quite slowthe songs they have that sound like metal are not so manyagain fair enuff if people liked them and they liked the motorhead kind of aura. they were probably good live toobut they are talked about as if their contribution to shaping metal is much higher than i believe it actually is. they werent the only guys playing fast. many other bands influenced thrash metal. many new wave british heavy metal sounds more thrashy than motorheadvery overrated
>reddit spacing
>>131569711We don’t want them and their stinky diapers here
>>131569500Toxic Holocaust aren't even pizza thrash
>>131569498Yes. Heil.
>>131569149I listened a bit, it's not bad, especially compared to the average solo-project. The big thing holding you back is production. If you paid 'Luis Mesa', ask for a refund. And fix your guitar tone, it just doesn't sound good. You're not giving your writing the sound it deserves.I like the start-stop riffs. Reminds me a bit of Jungle Rot? Based on your description I expected something less melodic. Write more fast sections, the plodding mid-paced stuff gets lethargic. I like 'Wheels of Hatred' the most for this reason, it has the most energy. Also your vocals need work, it sounds like you're choking/got something in your throat. Or maybe it's just shit mixing. They're too quiet
>>131569683I prefer the one where he and a warrior buddy are pondering a pussy.
>>131569938Nigga almost typed Tokio Hotel
>>131569662I can't party no more. The woes of being over 30. Still love this album doe.
>>131569957what, are you some kind of wagecuck lmao
>>131560458It's uphttps://youtu.be/PrlGkxaSlGg
>>131569711>why are /trad/ so pompous they cant talk about their metal over hereThey need their own safe space to circlejerk bargain-bin grandpa rockHonestly though I was tempted to start posting there more instead of here, I like some trad and they've got a lot more civilised discussion. But everything they post is either touristcore I've heard a million times already, or third-rate ripoffs of said touristcore that suck
Who can stop them from demomogging?https://youtu.be/jZsih2-z1Ns?t=457
>>131569995Inherently
>>131569968I just started my own business.
>>131570196how's the bussy market these days
Happy 4:20 FAGGOTS!!!!!!!
>>131569995He’s so performative it’s disgusting.
>>131570277>doesn't understand what a brand isas expected from someone who avatarfags as a racist
>>131570301>You don’t understand, being a faggot is his BRAND!
>>131570301Why do you type like a bitch
>>131570352Nipple.
>>131570422I had never noticed that until now
>>131570447You fool.
ALRIGHT PARTNER
>>131570645Not metal
>>131570699You're not metal
>>131560841Finnish dm is the shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFB7vtRFC4A
Varg is the hero of /metal/
>>131571456I can sincerely say that Varg changed my life.
>>131571456>>131571483Varg will always be a great guy.
>>131571456
>>131571571True
Anything new or interesting?
>>131571650Burzum (NEW)
>>131571657Boring
>>131571650Yes
>>131560841I hardly know 'er
https://voca.ro/1bzCOcrnyeH7
>>131572228>imagine that you're not retardedhard sell for /meal/
>>131564597Doing a read.https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/chat-pile/who-loves-the-sun/
>>131572233https://voca.ro/1aaaVijNyYvo
>>131572244You sound really weird and not worth listening to
>>131572261https://voca.ro/16nBNj3SqIi8
>>131560841https://youtu.be/rsHeBYplI14
>>131572280Really odd manner of speaking and logic flow, schizophrenic perhaps
>>131572302https://voca.ro/19mTVGfNf6pp
>>131571650New Sleep is good. Other than that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Would you show your son nsbm? I play skrewdriver around mine sometimes
>>131572462No, would let his mother do so instead.
>>131572757me on the bottom left
>>131560451Castle pussy
holy fucking cringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A86nddh9q8o
>>131572462NSBM, like the nazi masturbatory fetish, no. Fascist-adjacent and right-wing ideas, yes, so he gets a taste and knows by experience it's purely idealistic and romantic and whatever the fuck but it's bad for the soul.
Added this leather deathspell omega patch to the top here, pretty much done with this side for now
>>131573767This is what I'm planning for the other side. Any feedback?
>>131573774yes, you are still gay
>>131573774>>131573767Here is the back, almost done just debating what to put up at the top
>>131573767>>131573774>>131573788Looking good, homie.
>>131573788Those Bathory and Immolation patches mess up the color scheme a bit imo. It would've looked much better if you had sewn on some logos with red or orange outlines at least
I already have my first album's name. I can't even play any instruments...yet!
>>131573861I thought it was a decent way to frame the back patch, but I can always swap them out later. The immolation patch is pretty shit quality so I'll probably look to replace it at some point. I did find a really nice orange and teal anthrax patch, I'm just not a huge thrash metal fan.
>>131573913Yeah, the Bathory one seems to fit all right but I suggest you swap out the Immolation
Peak corsetcore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0FTHqmO9o
>>131573910Is that one of my quotes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3TWVK4mA8M
>>131573976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu116ptkI-s.........WAR!
>>131574020how glamorous
This is a BATLORD general
>>131573589holy shit what a boring album
It's so scary.
>>131560841How many of you mostly listen to metal albums up to the early 2000's?
>>131574144*raises spork*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcsAzZd7dRgINFERTILEBEINGSCRIES OUT IN VAIN 'TIL THEY'RE INSANE BLEEDINGPREDICTABLETHE WAY IT TURNSCAN'T COMPREHEND NOR UNDERSTAND THE REASON WHY IT BURNSAARRRRRRGH!!!SEVERE BURNS BUILT UPON LIES OF THE FEAR OF YOUR OWN DEATHBODILY INCAPACITY CAN'T TAKE AWAY YOUR BREATH
JUST WATCH ME FLIP THE BIRDRIGHT IN YOUR LYIN' EYES
God damn the thread is 2 days old
anyone seen eyehategod lately? playing near me soon but I'm wondering if those mfs can even stand up unassisted
>>131575102I've heard they suck live
Mike Williams sucked me off when I saw them live back in 2001 in exchange for some semi-used up heroin needles I had on me, he wasn't very good at it
>>131575102Saw them in 2015. I was too stoned to remember what the fuck was happening now but I do remember feeling good about the whole show. Out of all the bands present they had the best sound and energy. Plus the entry fee was 8€ for a big show, what do you have to lose? They're not Slayer who make you pay 100 bucks for a nasty ass bullshit performance, are they?
>>131575102They are great liveJust dont stand in the very front because you might get spat on by the bandAnd dont go completely sober if you want the real EHG experience
>>131572261>>131572302Correct.
>>131575775>They're not Slayer who make you pay 100 bucks for a nasty ass bullshit performance, are they?yeah that's true fuck it >>131575901>because you might get spat on by the bandlol I heard some girl got mega pissed over this the last time they played around here
Slayer are based but will never be as based as eyehategod especially not you kerry king, heard tom araya is a bit of dick too. They fucked over lombardo and gave him the slipknot treatment and kicked him out over money.
>>131575102I don't even care for EHG's records but I saw them last year and this year, they put on a killer live show. Pretty much any sludge band like that is guaranteed to get people rowdy and stupid in a live setting
>>131576099Lombardo is a whiny bitch
>>131560451Eh
sloydge sucks cock
I FEED OFF PAIN FORCED FED TO LOVE IT NOW I SWALLOW WHOLE
>>131576348>Been pounded by the streetsEuhm
>>131576099Slayer's management were playing the members off each other and skimming the profits.
>>131576384>You want some shit, I'll fuckin' pound you, sonMachine head hella gay
>>131576398What was the ethnicity of these managers
>>131576454The ones with big noses
>>131560841thought it would suck based off the cover but its actually pretty good
>>131576873Ai cover art poop
Just found out Megadeth is relegated to opening for fucking Disturbed, are Metallica and Iron Maiden the only active metal bands from the 70s/80s that could sell out arenas by themselves nowadays?
>>131576873The music is just as bad as the cover
I got a thy art is murder hoodie not a fake shit position btw
>>131576928they also opened for Five Finger Death Punch in recent years lmao
My boyfriend said my pink Acid Bath hoodie looked fire lol
>>131577051Like clockwork
Is there any cool metal with rap
>>131577148SO YOU WANNA BE A RAP SUPERSTARAND LIVE LARGEA BIG HOUSE, FIVE CARS, YOU'RE IN CHARGECOMIN' UP IN THE WORLDDON'T TRUST NOBODYGOTTA LOOK OVER YA SHOULDER CONSTANTLY
>>131576928Megadeth never sold out "arenas" in the first place.
>>131576991At least Slayer headlined their own farewell tour, does this mean that Megadeth has always been the no.3 of the Big 4?
>>131577184>does this mean that Megadeth has always been the no.3 of the Big 4?This was confirmed with the Big 4 concert in BulgariaAnthrax went on first, then Megadeth, then Slayer, then metallicaAlso look at the billing order on the album cover, Megadeth is basically on par with Anthrax
Slayer > Anthrax > Metallica > Megadeth
>>131577148Linkin Park's first two albums
>>131577202Anthrax don't even deserve to be in the big 4, let alone second in the rank.
>>131577148>
>>131577197>Megadeth is basically on par with AnthraxAnthrax being included at all was always kind of bullshit. Megadeth has a better case, but really should've just been the big 2.
The real big 4 is Metallica, Slayer, Sepultura and Kreator
>>131577209>Anthrax don't even deserve to be in the big 4
>>131577242Just because it's been said a lot doesn't make it untrue. I like Among The Living but nothing they made comes close to the peaks of the others.
>>131577241Sepultura can make it on a technicality (they moved to the US around the time of Arise), but Kreator is already in the Teutonic Trio.
>>131577245finally the incredibly reliable source of AI can close this case
>>131577266>RIAA and Chartmasters citedcope
>>131577291I have literally asked AI to give me a basic statistic, clicked its source, and seen the source say a totally different number. This was basic shit like "goals in sports games""its okay it cited it!!!!" fuck off you mongoloid
>>131577148https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdJ4_cJWz8E
>>131577337I can tell from the thumbnail alone that this sucks shit.
>>131577184>>131577197Megadeth just had their first number 1 album on billboard this year, slayer could never
>>131577365>>>/mu/wpop
>>131577303I said you should cope, not seethe
>>131577148e town concrete nigga
>>131576558Correct.
>>131577454Christmas 86 niggas had NintendoWord's bond I ain't have shit I had a pretendo
>>131577202Slayer > Metallica > Megadeth
>>131577148https://youtu.be/Hu_d6zkVKMU?is=pul_Nmso_eVlokxkhttps://youtu.be/livtaIR0PnA?is=ToeH2d9E4ofAL33J
>>131575102Couple of months ago. They only played their faster songs, wasn't even 1 hour. People were bitching about the lack of slower stuff but for me it was perfect. They played my fav songs so it was especially good hehehe.
>>131577490Luxury.As kids, if we woke up on Christmas morning without an erection, we had nothing to play with.
GOD HATES US ALLGOD HATES US ALLGOD HATES US ALLYEEEAAAAAHHHH HE FUCKIN' HATES ME
NEW>>131577760>>131577760>>131577760
Someone make a proper thread with the subject
>>131577763>same dumbass from last time forgets the subject line again
it's been like 30 minutes and no new thread we're cooked
>>131577768>>131577782you make the thread then cucks it's very difficult
>>131577763RIP
>>131577811>>131577811>>131577811>>131577811 New
Everyone ITT is retarded lol
>>131577829You fucking faggot I was just about to bake one
>>131576099tom seems like decent guy just weird views. from couple interviews how he acts toward female interviewers and the venom incident honestly surprised he hasnt been metoo'd
>>131577202absolutely diss>>131577365lol metal is exactly the kinda genre where more popular it gets the worse it sounds
