>>131564001Announcements:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.>Recent singles<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/2026/releases/september-09/?type=single&genre=15https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/single/2026.08.12-2026.09.12/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Recent albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/genre/15-pop/recent/https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/popular/album/2026.08.12-2026.09.12/g:pop,-j-pop,-k-pop/l:en/>Upcoming albums<https://www.albumoftheyear.org/upcoming/https://rateyourmusic.com/new-music/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1meS7GEHe4
WHATEVER IT TAKES!
i want mummyi want to be heldi want to be comforted
:-)
choli sexo
>>131569577Why don't you stupid bitches just have this thread over on crystal cafe instead
>>131569660you lost
>>131569660It's no boys allowed over there.
>>131569598That's enough! I hate your copy cat faggot bullshit! X-€
>>131569698>:-{
>>131569594Will Mila or Gracie be the next of Taytay's bitches to get naked for Playboy?
>>131569709brother HOW YOU EXPECTING ME TO KNOW THAT(deadpan expression) ijbol
>>131569709It'll be Hayley!
>>131569577i legit can't believe choli is making me wanna suck cock for her againi don't wanna do it but she's just commanding me to and i think i have to
Why the fuck didn't Charli just go full bare naked titties?
Charli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrlGkxaSlGgIt's over...
FEEL MY ASS IS GETTING BIGGER!THANK YOU SIX SEX!!!!!!!
>addy, arca, aurora, ayesha erotica, bey, billie, caroline, cece natalie, chappy, choli, chvrches, clairo, crj, drake, eartheater, ethel, françoise, frost children, gaga, grimbo, hannah diamond, hayley, jessie ware, kacey, kali, kelela, kesha, kim, kylie, lana, lights, livvy, lola, lorde, madonna, magbay, marina, miley, mylène, oklou, phoebe, pinkpantheress, rebecca black, rina, riri, robyn, rosalía, sevdaliza, sky, sza, the last dinner party, tinashe, twigs, underscores, weyeswpop>tripfags, adele, adéla, ari, ashnikko, audrey hobert, ava, bea, bebe, bina, camila, doja, dua, ella, gracie, haim, halsey, jane birkin, katseye, katy, laufey, lizzo, madison, maggie, melanie, mitski, raye, rita, rose gray, six sex, slayyyter, tate, taylor, tove, tyla, zara, zheanilpop
Iggy Pop.
i don't understand what's happening
look at her
>>131569856I did and I lost my usual afternoon horny.
>>131569861Idiot
https://youtube.com/shorts/kAMLMwPnVOY
>>131569856I did and gained my usual midnight horny
it's not early in the mornin' anymore but i still got the blues. that's weird
>>131569879Man, am I posting with yuros? What the fuck.
>>131569577>>131569594>>131569666Need her to do porn and be covered in huge loads
I need to fuck Clairo very hard up against some LA-2A rack limiters until my cock hits the threshold
>>131569580
>>131569577Which wpop girls have shown their nipples? See-thru dresses count.Which ones haven't? If you can't make out the color of their areolae, they haven't shown their nipples. Pokies don't count.Those who have: Kylie, Maggie, Halsey, Livvy, Ashnikko, Dua, Phoebe, Chappy, Addison, Zara, Choli, Bina, CarolineThose who haven't: TayTay, Carly, Ava, Billie, MicaWho else?
>>131569904i corrected you already and you still didn't update
>>131569904he (>>131569912) corrected you already and you still didn't update
I need that fuck fuck from Clairo
>>131569904half of those aren't pop or wpop
A black woman sent me titty pix. Fuuuuccccck i love big brown areolas n nipplessssss
Which wpop girls have shown their soles?
>>131569928queen of wpop (addy) has been very generous
>>131569927YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUXKKKKKK UPPPPPP AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKING LIFE
>>131569577
nigga thinks we care bout "maggie rogers" whoever tf she is
>>131569948HEY DATS WHAT I BEEN SAYINGI BEEN SAYING DAT SHIT YOPROOF:>>131569890
Chuck
Hating on Nineveh is reddit
Nineveh is the LosPollos of wpop
>>131569948thank you for liking that post. i need errrbody to like that post SO SHE SEES THAT SHE NEEDS TO DO PORN ITS HER CALLINGsorry for the caps but ts is important
To parse these out...Full on nipples out: Choli, Kylie, Halsey, Caroline, Phoebe, ZaraSee-thru only: Maggie, Livvy, Chappy, Addison, Bina, Dua, AshnikkoPokie bullshit: Ava, ClairoNot even pokies: TayTay, Carly, Billie, Mica>>131569912>>131569916Isn't Bina in those who have?>>131569949I care. You will care.
Maggie Rogers is Reddit, therefore Nineveh is inherently Reddit.
Today would've been Peter Falk's 99th birthday.
bros what does the interest rate thing mean
>>131569917NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>131569917>>131569986mu's darkest day. perish the thought.
>>131569989chat is this real
Kylie
Jenner
i prayed for ed sheerans downfall. it's happened for the most moronic reason possible but i'll still take it.
Kylie Minogue aka Kylie Ann Minogue, Angel K, Karen Moss, Kylie, Special K
?
>>131570038ZioliviaIsraelZogrigo
>>131570038there's still time to delete this
Buddy the type of nigga to flip thru the first 7-8 pages of Atomic Habits before tossing it away with a heady sigh
>>131570050>>131570044>>131570042
Nah this nigga Ed doesn't look real
>>131570060She's a genius
>>131570055didn't she invite him to her wedding?
it's a MADHOUSE!!A MADHOOUUUSSSEEEE!!!!
>>131570060
>>131570077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c
Ed Sheeran was the Jeffrey Epstein of the pop world
>>131570086This dude's eyes wtf?
>>131570103and Olivia Rodrigo his Ghislaine Maxwell
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>131570086I'd make that face too if Tay hugged me not gonna lie
>>131570109
>>131554078
>>131570086why are they so close? their faces are touching. she's almost kissing him
>>131570013Cringe and brown coded
>>131570129that persons wrong and should die
>>131570129That person's based
>>131570149no you're bad don't think that
>>131570156Sorry man but I don't fuck with prog at all
More like Shape of Poo
When did you realize Olivia Rodrigo was an an asset of the far right militant Jewish orthodoxy?
I'm a fascist and hate Israel
>>131570193when i saw this>>131570057
>>131570193
if you hate the Mossad and the IDF you have to hate the RCMP, the MI5, the CIA and the FBI too
#DefundLivviesHQ
Red Cot Mhilli Peppers
we proudly support the Mounties here
>>131570225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6lFFYJaB8
>>131570257TRVVVVVVVKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>131570225what's so bad about this anyway? David Draiman did it and they gave him a hard time.
I'm gonna take a nap and dream
>>131570283theres nothing left to dream anymore. everythings been dreamed about already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUuwfY7-Togliv's a chud, liv's a chud, she's a fat little chud
I'm tryna eat Chappy's boogers
>>131569963Thanks for the support, Buddy :3
>>131570371i like how there's no one cool or relevant on the Magat side so you have to make up fake images instead! Sad!
>>131570379
Don't you guys find human bodies and material existence itself boring now after so much exposure? Probably the wrong place to ask this really but this is where I've spent some time so might as well ask here.
>>131570395It's either that or chuds insisting Taytay is MAGA despite it not making sense at all
>>131570395?
No one can convince me she doesn't do this for the shoegaze
>>131570419>Don't you guys find human bodies...boring?don't mean to be rude, but that seems ill-worded; I don't know that anyone in human existence has ever been bored of "human bodies" without some further qualification. so it's not clear what you mean.>material existenceagain, specifics matter, but certainly growing up online and spending so much of it striving for the next dopamine hit can make general life feel boring, for sure. I struggle with it myself, but I still find things compelling, find meaning in doing different things. to the extent that I'm offline, the better tbqh.
>>131570419For more information on this topic check out the album The Absurdly Of Human Existence by artist Danz CM
I didn't just come here to Danz
My darling has awful politics and I still love her music.
you just know she fuqx w/ starflyer59 HEAVY
Livsliescrushing
>>131570497>he's still on The Absurdity of Human Existence We're listening to The Bugs Saint and the Bina Lady now
>>131569973Maggie Rogers is inherently Substack.
>>131570520I wish I was schizophrenic to think there needs to be a very literal torch pass between generations
m(y)b(loody)v(alivtine)
liv needs to apologize for being friends with ed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqhntKPh2EY
>>>/tv/223225867
r/OliviaRodrigoSnarkkk
Imagine hating this. Couldn't be me.
I don't consider myself a fence-sitter since I have strong opinions that ig align with left-wing politics, but I wouldn't call myself a liberal
>>131570000Imagine the tens of millions of Pakistanis.
>>131570240I do.
>>131570520>liv when
But fr tho Olivia Rodrigo is probably kind of an evil bitch lol. Cutie tho.
>>131570578Only ten million are Pakistani. The other twenty-three are from Egypt, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Somalia, and the Sahel.
>>131570566Left or right are fictions serving every ideologue's vanity. Judge a man by his unprincipled exceptions. That's the actual substance of his beliefs and values.
Why does this sound so bad https://youtube.com/shorts/2_FWqWpsvE0
>Ed when his agent hands him his iPad for his daily hour of screen time and he sees people hating him for being a fence-sitter
motherFUCK choli xcx for giving us the worst playboy shoot since kylie jenner and olivia munn
>>131570652Not enough crusty underwear water for ya?
>>131570655she showed NOTHING!! IT'S PLAYBOY!!!! fuck her. never listening to her again.
>>131570658Yeah its Playboy not fucking HookupHotshot you geek
it's inevitable at this point
maybe it's the kylie jenner curse since she interviewed choli for the article. every time kylie is involved with playboy it sucks shit. wouldn't be surprised if she took the pics too. who took these pictures? playboy used to have the greatest photographers in the world, what the fuck happened bring back Arny Freytag he's still alive guy was the GOAT
would charli want you to see her in that capacity? to what end?
>>131570688She's basically shirtless in a lot of photos with her nipples protruding, very disrespectful
there wasnt enough choli booty
>>131570688fuck her she gets naked all the time except for the one time she does playboy? she's retarded. she shows more on the red carpet. i expected tits ass and pussy
>>131570694>>131570703it just seems all so curious. wouldn't she prefer people to look at one another sexually only in a romantic capacity, beyond mere pleasure? that people form meaningful, long-term relationships?
playboy was almost on the right track again with Cara's shoot but now they've taken several steps backwards. thanks choli you cockteasing piece of shit
choli did playboy for the gays not you
also playboy models are supposed to smile and look happy. Hef was very big on this. and charli still looks glum and sourpuss in her pics. disrespectful to playboy and Hef's legacy
>>131569577she looks like a drugged trafficking victim
>>131570725that's her schtick
>>131569577she is a drugged trafficking victim
>>131570586Her origin story is p sus desu
>>131569577she looks like a drugged trafficking victim /pos
Drank too much
>>131570754she's just an innocent white girl from cali. nothing sus about it
you're still gonna goon to the pics so why are you even upset about it?
don't project your sick ways onto me
that FOMO shit really came and went huh
>>131570717they'd get more out of Tom Cruise's shoot for GQ. at least he was TRYING to look sexy.
>>131570787do you not think the girl in the OP looks sexy, anon?
The Playboy Choli L goons situation is crazy
they are all gone
>>131570811easterling
I fapped to the choli playboy pics
>>131570830where'd they go?
>>131570840So did i
>>131570826it's a despicable betrayal and i won't stand for it.>>131570792she's attractive. but she's not being sexy in the traditional Playboy way. she knows her body looks good and relies on it to do all the work for her instead of being a proper model.>>131570811Addy would not have let us down. she should have got the Playboy cover. also I feel Hef would've chosen Addison over Charli. I'm quite confident on this.
>>131570851>Addy would not have let us down. she should have got the Playboy cover.she has too much dignitas (yep) to lower herself in that manner
>>131570851You have to eat Taytay's box *and* toss her salad first before you get on today's cover.
>>131569709It will be Marie Ulven Ringheim.
>>131570872hey bina
I think I have the solve for Ed Sheeran's problemHe needs to go back and apologize to his band and say they can go back to supporting what they want too. He can say to the Jewish owners I am giving you a scalp now let me play music or I am going to tell people you gave me vague threats. People are going to come after you so fast and your life will be hell.OK now say I only wanted to fire Macklemore because he did "Semiticface" and is a known antisemite and that put his political platforming off of my concert into question and I won't apologize for not playing into Macklemores grift.
>>131570878;)
Fagglemore gives countersemitism a bad name.
>>131569989This is the look she gives me before we have hot raceplay sex and she all like "slip inside this pussy Paco!! YES!! YESS SNEAK IN THERE LIKE YOU SNUCK INTO THIS COUNTRY YOU FUCKING DIRTY MEXICAN YEEESSSSSSS!!! HARDER FAGGOT!!!!! "Its fucked up man, im not mexican and my name isn't even paco. Wtf
>>131570882He started off playing solo looping shows. He literally doesn't need a band.He should tell those Palitards to pound sand. It's not like they'll forgive him if he takes them back. They're worse than trannies with holding grudges.
protip: never apologize to the mob if you did nothing wrong.>"say the magic words!! support the thing(tm)!"nah, I'm good
what do they listen to
>>131570891Do your contributions to the movement outweigh his?
>>131570891Why are you hating? He's finally uncringed himself
>>131570916really, REALLY gay stuff. not in the literal sense, either.
>>131570918He certainly outweighs him
>>131570957liv !! <3
Lights out! Livvy radio! Turn that shit up!!!
>>131570922Wake me up when he says, "Nigga, Heil Hitler!" That might be the most 21st century phrase ever.
Lights in
I'm not quite sure I trust Kanye when he expressed that "all" of his "niggas" were "Nazis". that seems hyperbolic.
>>131570566Your best friend btw >>131570996
Charli should have done a proper playboy shoot, naked and not looking like she is forcing the too cool for you actOlivia, Gracie would make for a good playboy shoot ngl, shame they will neverany other pop girl or you know famous one?
>>131571008In no other era of mankind could that phrase make any sense. That's why I declare it, as of this day in 2026, the most 21st Century phrase.
only right wing whites listen to kanyeblack people don't listen to his music and they don't like or respect him at all.
>>131571028And fat Mexicans
>>131571034
>>131571022Mica.That homo Matthew holding her babies out from her is bad enough. He shouldn't also get to hold out her titties from the adoring public.
Uncle Tomye
>>131571008Nigga, he was usin' that as a figure of speech. To refer to Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes, and that homo-ass nigga Milo. Not nigga in the literal sense, nig.
>>131571041Come on im asking like realistically mica aint nowhere big enough to be in playboypoor hef he missed the era of peak goon culture
>>131571057Drizzybros...
>>131571013https://youtu.be/JQxww5vIQUM
>>131570674Imagine the lesbian hookup.
>>131571062Zara Larsson
>>131571065her cover was nice but the rest of the shoot was lackluster. she has such a great body she needs to show off everything a lot more.
>>131571074that shit would be good, love her leaks and ive seen her shaking her ass on twitter a lot lately
>>131571059nigger s'il vous plait
>>131571083she shakes it GOOD. real nice
Playlivia
tate would be anothergot me feeling like a boomer right now nigga!unironically we do need to see Olivia go nude for a photoshoot or whatever, just like every single one shes not gonna do it while shes young and instead we have to wait years manGET OVER IT OLIVIA we wanna see your tits and ass NOW!!!!!!!
robert kraft should be the next president. every billionaire deserves a turn at being president
>>131571057I didn't know Liberace had a blackface routine in his middle age.
>>131571079The 2015 one is better
>>131571109Objectively the best answer. :)
>>131571130she did playboy twice? i think i only saw one or at least only one cover
liv wouldn't do that stuff
>>131571057And here I thought Zac Efron had too much plastic surgery.
>>131571137come on man its gonna happen the bad thing its not RIGHT NOW!!
>>131571118Randy Kraft for president
>>131571057lmao
>>131571136Yeah she did it right after Badlands came out
>>131571022We've already seen Caroline Polachek nude but she'd make for a great centerfold.As for other picks, well, you shouldn't need a goddamn clue. Have my darling set nude in nature, either a lake, forest or desert. Make it kinda hippie themed.
>>131571144liv isn't of that sort
>>131571185CUTE
>>131571185Well definitely not when her career is hot. Ironically she may do it when shes washed, old and ugly.
>>131571141Zac Efron really used to have a 10/10 face too
>>131571185That's a lie and you know it.
>>131571185Liv is of my sort
>>131571209i'll throw one out there. Avril Lavigne. get her naked. she still looks good too. what does she have to lose at this point
>>131571209>when shes washed, old and uglyso never?
>>131571210no, NOW it's 10/10
>>131571210silly faggot, 10/10 faces are for women
>>131571210He looks awful now. Like a bad guy from a Saturday morning cartoon who gets beaten up in the pilot before the first commercial.But unlike Drake, I never heard anything about him fucking kids.
>>131571236He looks like Kevin Spacey's live-in gimp.
>>131571213Tossing Taylor Alison's salad with Slutlivia!
>>131569948>acts like a whore>doesnt fuckshe’s been fraud checked by Bonnie Blue
>>131571236My theory is he was tired of being typecast as a "pretty boy" and wanted more mature roles>>131571240Lmao you know what I mean. He had a perfect female gaze face
>Olivia Benson met Olivia BensonTaytay taking a picture with Meredith Grey and Meredith Grey when?
>>131571277>My theory is he was tired of being typecast as a "pretty boy" and wanted more mature rolesmaybe, idk. I always just thought it was more generally vain. either way it's fucking scary lol. hollywood is fucked.
Playboy and Little Charli's Pizza Pizza would like to celebrate the collaboration with a free pizza! Large, warm, and round. So hot you'll cum on the box! All yours, for free, from Little Charli's!!!
>>131571205>>131571215<3>>131571209>>131571213-_-
>>131571393>all I need to do to get a literal 10/10 goddess as my gf is to have a completely fake job like "private equity associate"I need to get an MBA or whatever right now
>>131571418you can literally just lie. I convinced a girl I met at a bar that I was a crime journalist for the Daily News
>>131571435>lying to women for sexahh, leftism
Yeah babe it's a steady gig taking pictures of Spider-Man
>>131571455>gets raped by an arab
MMMMMMM!
>>131571490rose truly has quite the rotund derriere. excusez-moi pour looking
>>131571443peter parker gets paid for taking pics of himself he's no better than an instathot
>>131571418Liv is not a 10/10. Not even close bro.
peter parker takes upskirt photos of women walking the streets of NYC
what is a 10
Charli has red carpet photos more nsfw than the Playboy shoot LMAO
LIVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOO
^ that's real, btw
Dick's feeling REAL good
I bet
>>131571602He's too busy showing off a "goth" girl who was born when he was 16 and whose tits aren't even real (not implants, literally fake as in she's wearing a plate she can take off)
heads up bros all of Tay's videos are now up on Spotify
>>131571619>tits aren't even real (not implants, literally fake as in she's wearing a plate she can take off)what the fuck?
>>131571625Yeah schizos have been ripping into her for associating with Drake and have pointed out that her chest doesn't move at all in videos. Even implants would move at least a little bit.
>>131571619this n-word is almost 40, wtf is his goofy ahh doing with a dumb little girl. 23 in female years is effectively 16.
>>131571619Even worst of all, shes a l*tina
>>131571638he's a black ugly Steven Tyler without the ability to sing or write songs
>>131571638Well she's one of those girls with a ridiculously expensive onlyfans account, and she doesn't even do anything to justify the price, so I think they deserve each other
>>131571566Slightly taller than liv and with a better body, not a string bean. Liv is really pretty but be honest, if her memory as a popstar was wiped from your head and she was just like a random influener/pornstar no one is really stopping the feed to look at her.
>>131571646>black ugly Steven Tylershould be his next album
>>131571638CALL THAT NIGGER A NIGGER LIKE THE NIGGER HE FUCKING IS, YOU SPINLESS NIGGGGGGGER!!!
>>131571654>onlyfansreally? I didn't even look into her, but that makes sense. drake has a weird thing with fucking girls who have already fucked a bunch of dudes. most guys can't really help it cus they're not chads and/or don't land with their middle/high school crush, but someone like him with money could easily get a virgin but he refuses, apparently.>>131571665if you value something you show restraint in its usage; you don't want it to lose its significance.
>>131571701Yes her "VIP" account is $30 a month
where is it
>>131571753SHES NOT NAKED FUCKKKKKKKKKK I WANTED TO GOON
where am I
>>131571707fantastic. also just saw she was apparently Tectone's ex-gf as well. not too much into the streaming world, but I remember seeing that he went to court with an ex, and I guess that's her (?). weird world in which we inhabit.
>>131571759so is pic related still "the best"?
>>131571765I don't know who tectonics is I just know that she's an obnoxious larper who can't go one sentence without mentioning being goth, and it says a lot that virtually anyone else would be getting sympathy for being taken advantage of by someone way older than them but she doesn't.
ok then post lewd cholis
>>131571759its disgraceful. i set everything aside for her today just to be disappointed.
>>131571828:O
>>131571817yeah i expected at least bare tits and asseven this >>131571828
Titty fucking Charli on a train
>>131571828fuck i missed it
>>131571864I love polarization
SchtickiesHQ letter to Ed Sheeran
>>131571828is this real?
>>131571897
>>131571864The irish are spiritually brown